Serious question /pol :

I’m sure she doesn’t, but it’s kind of weird man.. While I’m putting down trees and planting vegetables in the garden she’s laying in the sun reading this shit on her phone. It creeps me out a bit...

Say exactly those words.

>mon cherie, je ha vieux tu GAY PORN. caiçe quelle sais une conversation pour moi?

english people can't speak french

Women love reading weird shit. Dont worry about it, she's normal.

Of course she's rubbing herself to it, it's porn. Women are sex, that's all their life revolves around, even when she's reading fashion magazines or gossip columns. What do you expect her to be doing, reading Mein Kampf and taking notes on her iPhone?

Have a convo about fantasies in general and steer the topic towards this

It might turn out she's really kinky which could be fun

>french flag
u know this too be true OP

If i was a qt gf and my boyfriend wanted to talk about doms fucking mens asses i would dump his ass

>if

seethe

Most girls are too lazy to act out their fetishes with their partner, they'll only act out yours. Their fetishes are usually too abstract anyway. It's not like dressing up as Dracula every weekend is going to work out. They prefer the fantasy over the reality.

Well I’m begining to think that her fantasy would be a MMF threesome, there is no fucking way. Was always curious why she liked watching rugby matches.

Just buy some hand cuffs and leave them on the bed and see what she says

Time to bail.

All French women are into this gothic gay shit

She knitted whool handcuffs, only used them a couple of times in years. But yeah I’ll try pushing it more. I myself like BDSM very much.

Ask her to tie you up and punish you.

She is going to peg your anus. She fantasizes about it. At this point that is how she sees you, and there’s hope getting out from under that, any more than women who make a man a beta orbitor. Unless you are unable to cope with this, you should call off the relationship. Pegging is easily done, there’s girl cocks for it at every sex store.
I know this likely a larp, and tee hee ha ha who’d of ever guessed how very unpredictable, but even so, you catch a woman with this sort of shit... it means she wants to rip up your asshole, and that urge is planted like a snugly growing seed in her subconscious now.
Either your asshole is getting it, or she’s going to find a mental cope; someone she finds alpha to wipe the peg stuff out of her.
Time to figure out what you want your life to be about.

Self bump

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She just finished work this morning, and now she’s reading that shit on the couch right next to me

It's just a fantasy my dude. Lots of people like to see sexual elements in their escapism. Think of all the weird shit people jerk off to on this site- vore, ponies, monstergirls. Do you think these people are actually going out fucking animals or whatever? Sure, some are but 99.9% aren't. Most likely you're freaking out about nothing

>mfw at 15g of anti-semetic memes
NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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Surprise her, refurbish your basement

Ple-please st-stop

if you really love her you'll wait on the bed naked with a set of cat ears, and your cheeks spread apart. if you love something;set it free.

ALERTE AAAAAAAAH

>showed me she was reading gay (men on men) BDSM «romance» ebooks
actually made me laugh, thanks user

I actually cannot correctly interpret what women see in gay men doing things to one another, because you surely can't translate this to what you see in 2 lesbians doing lewd things together

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She has a dick and is gay like your post

>pump his ass
ftfy

I’m a bit into femdom, but absolutely not into pegging, sorry. I mostly like the fact that the woman has control over my pleasure. Teasing blowjobs are my thing for example.

Why are you still dating her? Marry her or love on faggot.

>im sorry I can't put out for the woman I supposedly love
it's going to end at some point, and it's because you're prude, and stingy.

Fren, your anus will be destroyed by her strapon in time. Best to get ahead of this by lubing up now and having the conversation. She probably just has a high sex drive and lives it out in fantasy. That, or she's saving her money for a sausage surgery. Either way, this is a win win.

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m80 you better going to take the cucumber or I come over there

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But she is completely submissive, what the fucking fuck.

she prolly has a fetish in men dominating other men. which is actually quite healthy, she gets off if you act manly, which just shows she isnt a feminazi, maybe its an indicator she desires more manliness demonstrated in front of her

she's cheating on you by making her other two boyfriends gay fuck each other in front of her
i honestly can't tell you who's getting cucked here though if she doesn't actually fuck them herself, if it's just you then maybe you're the bull and you don't even know it?

Thank you fren. Yes all those books are about a dominant alpha sub initiating younger men to BDSM.

I bet you like the gay aspect too, so whats the problem here? Just get tied up and fucked silly

Shed gunna cheat on you with a gay couple where one of the guys in that relationship is bi and the fully gay one will get jealous at the bi ones emthidiasm for your gfs wet pussy instead of his dry asshole. Seen it many times

>she is completely submissive
she's literally self inserting as the bottom;ask to slip it in her shitter, and watch as she instantly abides user. for every time you plant it in her shitter she'll plant is seven fold against your anus.

I don't understand the fascination, but for some reason there's a minority of women into this shit.

She's not cheating on you, so whatever I guess.

yes well this is what these stories are all about, this is actually what homosexual relationships always lead to, there is no "dance" like there is in heterosexual relationships.
Btw it doesn't mean that your gf wants you to do this in daily life, she probably just wants it in bed, and you don't need any utensiles for this, just roleplay as the jealous boyfriend (half jokingly) and then she will half jokingly go along and then hot seks

also why is this thread on Yas Forums? whats wrong with you people

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I’ve been getting absolute a+++ blowjobs for a couple of days now. Not all is lost. She is whorshipping it really good now.

seriously bro if I caught my girl doing this I would use it as an excuse to have a tranny fuck my butthole while I fuck my girl.

I mean guy... you don't know pleasure unless you've have a cock pounding your gspot deep in your ass and then you're also inside a pussy going balls deep. The fucking orgasm is killer.

Join forces with her and dominate a sissy trap.

Shut the fuck up freak. You obviously fuck horses.

Get an aids test faggot cause you’re dating a homo

I tried playing with my prostate a couple of times. It feels good but it turns me off completely mentally. I get limp and not horny.

ur gf is a faggot el oh el

Her tits for attention

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Just how fucked up are women lads? Do they read erotic books even when they’re not horny?

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wtf man why do some of the ugliest french mofos (and the ugly probability for Yas Forums users is ovr 70%) always have the best gfs
whats the secret?

Don’t know, she’s reading it at lunch break.. I don’t even know how much those are «porn like» or softcore erotica shit.

Work out my dude.

look, sexual fantasy is fantasy. it doesn't apply to reality. anal sex is fun and games in fantasy and porn, but once you actually got that stinky poopoo on your wiener you'll probably go back to it being fantasy. also - don't you like thinking about lesbians?

nah man playing with it yourself is not great. That's how submissive gay boys masturbate. You really need a chick with a big dildo to jam you up bruh. Nothing wrong with it. Or one of your homies or something--as a favor you know.

OP you are reading too much into it. I for example am reading goblin raping erotic manga based on goblin slayer but IRL am quite timid in bed. What you read is not necessarily a sign of your personality. Also did you know that 90% of gay drawn porn is made by straight women? This thing is kinda normal for them. I also had a straight female friend who was obsessed with the gay couple in the series GLEE . i am telling you , let her have it , the fact that she is hiding that from you is out of respect because she is ashamed, therefore she understands that it is degenerate. If you don't make a deal out of it she will grow out of it in a few years.

Serious question /pol :
Been with my BF for 10 years. Yesterday I wanted to enable network sharing on his phone, unlocked it, and Chrome showed me he was watching gay (women on women) BDSM «romance» porn. 15 tabs with gay domination shit. Werewolves gay gangbangs, «axel pup», «the cruel teacher» and so on.
What the fuck does it mean? Sex is awesome, he seems not to be into BDSM at all.. I just don’t know what to do.. Any ideas ?

The answer is that people can be into weird shit sexually without it affecting their non-sexual life. If you're not bothered by some of the porn you see then you shouldn't be bothered by the porn your gf consumes.

Go to Wattpad.com

Thats like pornhub for girls

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Absolutely those book are written by women in my case.

This is the one I caught her reading
bookdepository.com/Axels-Pup-Kim-Dare/9781910081068

So do you see it now? All sane anons here agree. What you see ( or read) in porn does not necessarily translates to actual sexual desires. Let it go.

Thank you fren. Was weirded out by this, was not expecting it at all...