Brit/pol/

Quintessentially British

i don't care about your homosexual liaisons user, this isn't facebook.

Ironic really, all this world wide shit show. Is down to one peckish chink, who fancied a bat kebab.

Made me kek

youtube.com/watch?v=RVABcl5qPA0

It's true, one person really can change the world.

Gove is self isolating they are dropping like flies, priti Patel time line confirmed

>Michael Gove is self-isolating, as a member of his family has displayed symptoms.
Raab is the master plotter, he's taken out Gove.
twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1247463968068829184

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How's Schofield just brushed off the noncing allegations with such impunity?

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/Chad Raad/ timeline lads

pandemic washes away other news

rip king

He went paki bashing and got stabbed by a paki outside of Chicken Supreme

>Tories are all going to die because they like to bum each other at the mason ceremonies on a Thursday evening.

based

Accusing him of being a nonce would be homophobic.

He looks like a Jew, and I hate him because he looks like he has a better job than I can get.

Fuck that inbred cunt who uses the hot water tap to fill his kettle. Fucking dipshit mouthbreather.

The final Jewish takeover over Albion

Probably because the UK TV industry is filled with older guys in positions of "power" with teenage boyfriends who work for them. It's completely rife and they're nobody "inside" is going to push the first domino. Particularly when it's just 'immoral' and not 'illegal'.

what a boring thread

How bad is it getting out there, lads? Planning on doing some religious business for Easter because the Church has no balls. What's the likelihood of being stopped and turned back?

>self-isolating
>arrested for going out

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>Tinfoil christian man outside the hospital saying the end is nigh

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Hello lads
Don’t really know who to go at these times but I need to figure out a way to earn money online whilst at home.

I’m skint, down to my last 20 quid in my bank account. No jobs available at the moment, I seriously need to make a form of income. The odd 150 quid a week will do at this point .

first it was breadlets and sugarcels, now britpol thinks tap water is disgusting

you bunch of retards

He is very desperate to be famous/relevant.

I appeared on the BBC election coverage a few times in 2015 as they had this project to create a pool of 200 or so young people (18-25) and use them on all the question time type shows and the little news segments where they ask young people what they think/who they're voting for.

He was one of a few who constantly commented on everything in the facebook group, clamoured to get on as much as he could etc. and was also your classic cuckservative (hahah i'm a conservative but i don't have any socially or morally conservative positions).

He started the Beleave thing (young people for leave) shortly afterwards and it was really quite small scale, he clearly had no agency in the whole funding thing his 'organisation' (which was really just a bunch of social media channels) was just an easy oppurtunity for leave.eu to divert some funding to to flout the electoral commission rules.

I have to go to the bank tomorrow, will let you know if I'm tasered.

Are you fat or thin?

Just wear running gear and trainers

If anyone stops you tell them you went for a cheeky jog

Amazon marketplace or eBay, sell stuff you don't need

Will probably depend how poor you are, mate.

When was the last time you had a job?

I tried to post this earlyer and captcha broke
Have a day.

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Jogging from one city to the other in a car probably isn't gonna fly, sadly.

r u not on the bennies

not everyone thinks drinking stagnant water is acceptable, you disgusting savage.

I’ve only been out to the supermarket a few times a week. It’s busy with lots of queueing but everything is calm. There’s no way da feds can keep everyone indoors at all times.

The government should microdose us with Corona through the water supply. Everyone gets a low viral load, mild or symptomless infection, and herd immunity achieved in time for the May Bank Holiday

Housebreaking the elderly.

so you only drink from the freshwater spring in your garden i take it? bender

I can get out every day due to caring for my Dad. Any pig stops me I'll just show them the lunch and tea I've cooked for him.

Lol they tried to apply a one way system to Tesco in Londonderry. Almost caused a riot.

y-you don't?

He got decent publicity so the IEA snapped him up and probably write most of his tweets/give him a script. He'd shag Boris' corpse if he could.

He'll be back working in Primark in a few years time

memeflags all the same

intelligent and successful.

If you watch that questioning of Dominic Raab by Laura Kuenssberg. Where she's giving him shit about will the government cope without Boris. Watch as it ends and he turns away. Watch his eyes, the flash of rage and hate in them. He's not somebody to fuck with that one. Calm on top but rage hidden underneath.

boris will die, if i understand how coronachan's psychology works.

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I can't get bennies, self employed but not enough to file for bennies, got work in, and completed but no one will take delivery. I've got 32 quid to my name.

Dominic Chad should just hatefuck the kike slut.

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medical trials?

This one seems almost prophetic now.
Stop watching the news!
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

I respect the desire to celebrate Easter.
Trouble is, the media have been setting up a hategroup every weekend.
First it was loo roll stackers
Then it was supermarket hoarders
Then it was people driving to the beach and parklands
This weekend it was people sunbathing and having picnics
This weekend I predict it will be Christians meeting up for Easter services on hills/parks - expect to get papped with a telephoto lens (to make it look like people are close together not observing social distancing) and have Christians be the hate figures for the week, accused of spreading the virus.
Can you not just put a banner up on an overpass saying Christ is Risen and avoid the bear trap of a secret outdoor service?

I know where this is going
Dont have any stuff
2 months ago
Applied, have to wait 5 weeks.

Everyone can get UC mate

Look into matched betting.

where are my terroni qts?

That was me twat. Bet you're the type of cunt who puts milk in after taking teabag out

He's Jewish and he does karate - the most autistic hobby a white guy can have. I've worked with guys like him before. He's a fucking nerd.

Not going to pay the bills mate. Got credit card company seining me texts and mail, can't even ring them to explain since they're so busy.

Norfolk tapwater is delicious, nearly as nice as dutch tapwater
My tapwater is ok

Whilst there are no Priests publicly celebrating Mass (Cowards, all of them), there are certain Rubrics that well-read Laity can complete without the presence of an Ordained Clergyman, which my friends and I feel that we very much should complete.

Applied with joint claim with the wife. Doesn't help me out right now.

Just chiming in from across the pond: I hope you limey fucks get through the Chinese Virus and that Boris makes a full recovery. We can glass the Chinks together.

You can apply for a crisis loan

We have our own well, it's 250 years old and 40 feet deep, the water is delicious and crystal clear, we have a filter and light system and the filters remain clean but get changed every six months regardless, I have not gone to the expense of setting that up ( no water rates though) just to have her draw water from the hot tank.

>He's Jewish
FFS really?

No deaths China numba wan

Fell off a ladder I think.

Well, he's technical not because it passes through the maternal line, but his dad was Jewish.

Bet you wouldn't say that to him in person you virgin

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eBay.
You'd be surprised what people buy on there.
Look for no fee listing offers.

I assure you MS Kuenssberg the government can cope. But will you cope with the size of this? Hold her down Grove.

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it's only tea

>WHO slams scientists' 'racist' calls for Africa to be coronavirus vaccine testing ground as it hits out at hangover from 'colonial mentality'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8193121/WHO-slams-scientists-racist-calls-Africa-coronavirus-vaccine-testing-ground.html?

maybe boris is already dead and they've just forgotten to report it

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>Dominic Raabist
Laura better watch it

A crisis loan can get to you in a few days im pretty sure

Some cunt in the last thread mentioned tanks but weren't tanks abolished over a decade ago?

Boris Fake-Death LIVE

I bet I would. Never met a white guy who did karate who wasn't an angry geek trying to overcompensate for getting bullied in school. Also, let's be honest, there's no group that better embodies the virgin mentality than posh soft lads who do karate.

i take it you've already got an overdraft with your bank maxed? lloyds will give you instant overdraft extensions online

Why the fuck make a vaccine for niggers?

Depends who you ask, the Orthodox Jews are getting a lot of shit for keeping that description going

Kek

the state of people counting the dead

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Lol my Dad's a second Dan Wado Ryu. He got his black belt in 1979 when it was full contact. Old cunt's 83 now, still a handful.

Let's do this thing

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>last one

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Is it time?

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Why do you believe in kike gobbledygook law

Ive been waiting for my ID to be verified online for 2 weeks now. Its pathetic .No UC for me

>French scientists point out that Africa is full of disease-ridden prostitutes who will die before their 30s
>suggest that these people could be used for the vaccine trials, which would require that they be treated for all their various diseases as well
>no that's racist so I guess we'll just let them die lol