/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3008

► Detected: 1,352,287 (+6,283) ► Died: 75,299 (+645) ► Day: 89 (-16:28:05)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,087 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Courts say Spain underreports deaths, real toll 3 times higher
archive.is/Y23r1

Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/cuSMR

H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
archive.is/YdfDX

Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
archive.is/Cju6v

>INFO
23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
archive.is/1M2WG

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
archive.is/HsmZ9

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
archive.is/z6uLb

27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
archive.is/EKuej

>REMINDER
Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
archive.is/r4R0w

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/JVGQ5

Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

WHO says Italy testing too many people
archive.is/O7rct

>LATEST
05:51: 232 new cases and 55 new deaths in Italy
05:29: 586 new cases and 4 new deaths in Pakistan
05:28: 280 new cases and 9 new deaths in Peru
05:28: 87 new cases in the Czech Republic
05:21: 105 new cases and 6 new deaths in Norway
05:20: 255 new cases and 1 new death in Israel

► Previous: ► List 1: ► List 2: MORE: pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

Attached: CVG.jpg (850x1202, 195.17K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=EV5PO0L__Yg
youtube.com/watch?v=uOwRQGmZnDo
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8193197/China-forces-Italy-BUY-masks-coronavirus-supplies-donated-Beijing.html
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
youtube.com/watch?v=AGqI1zq0FDc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

FIRST FOR A DEAD BOJO

wheres Gary?

These threads became so fucking awful recently now that they got overrun with spam and trolling, I just want to circlejerk and cutepost with other waifufags. At least we're over 75k kills now.

Attached: 1585861147335.jpg (921x744, 82.04K)

>1,356,292 infected
>75,758 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

Attached: 1573597527266.png (600x800, 23.32K)

Don't forget it's the 100 day anniversary for COVID19

3,835 NEW CASES AND 457 NEW DEATHS IN SPAIN

what did they mean by this?

Attached: unknown (19).png (1001x613, 324.23K)

Filter memeflags. It solves 80-90% of the problem.

>youtube.com/watch?v=EV5PO0L__Yg
lol florida nad texas

Spain is still kill

See? Happening is over. Spain is dropping even harder than Italy

Reminder that the Chinese data is worthless.

Attached: chinese lies.png (1516x986, 201.6K)

Bump for Corona-Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=uOwRQGmZnDo

SPANISH NUMBERS WHEN

Attached: happeningchad.png (768x803, 552.32K)

Attached: india.png (1018x548, 269.26K)

>These threads became so fucking awful
>I just want to circlejerk

Attached: corona_chan_smug_by_carminebanana_ddsf5ng-fullview.jpg (1600x1600, 168.24K)

¡Dios mio

How does one block all the memeflags with 4-X? memeflag posters are pure fucking cancer and mental illeness and don't wanna see any of their posts.

Attached: 1582572821154.png (232x485, 18.43K)

It's going to be a big numbers day
buckle up

>no quarantine wifemother

Attached: 1585485340983.webm (1062x713, 2.27M)

Spain does two updates a day stupid face

Anons, my dad still has a job and he goes to work in a corona-chan hot spot. He's getting sicker and sicker and just claims its "allergies" which I'm not really buying. He's going to work himself to death.

What do? And more importantly, what do if I get it.

Attached: 1563806448513.jpg (850x959, 271.03K)

oh, the joy

Attached: the absolute state of doomfags.png (562x91, 7.74K)

>tfw when this wont ever be you're date

Attached: youwill.jpg (3008x2000, 2.01M)

rember when people were outragged at us sexualizing a virus or some shit lmao

Attached: 1580559452173.png (640x800, 715.29K)

>China 'forces Italy to BUY back masks and coronavirus supplies it had DONATED to Beijing just weeks earlier'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8193197/China-forces-Italy-BUY-masks-coronavirus-supplies-donated-Beijing.html

Attached: 1572693600266.jpg (451x392, 46.37K)

Spain has two updates per day. That was the first. And the numbers are higher than yesterday’s first.

use uBlock Origin, add this to your filters:

boards.Yas Forums.org##[id^=p]:has(.countryFlag)

you know why i memeflag right?

Attached: the absolute state of virgin doomfags.png (803x187, 14.96K)

>you're date
Fucking idiot even I know that's not how it works

Attached: the absolute state of virgin niggers.png (1517x398, 35.22K)

>no quarantine gf

Attached: 1585711398585.webm (1920x1080, 838.37K)

Fuck you faggot

Last thread some guy asked if mine was self-diagnosed or confirmed. Family member who showed a fever last Sunday was confirmed to have it, my cough started last Sunday/Monday and fever on Wednesday. I have not been personally tested but it is obvious it is.

Libido's back from yesterday though, had a whole week of nofap because I just didn't feel like it.

Attached: 1559180199033.jpg (600x729, 180.59K)

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 367,650 (10,943) Spain 136,675 (13,341) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 103,375 (1,810) France 98,010 (8,911) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 30,217 (649) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Switzerland 21,793 (782) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 16,667 (323) Austria 12,399 (243) Brazil 12,232 (566) Portugal 11,730 (311) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,006 (59) Russia 7,497 (58) Sweden 7,206 (477) Australia 5,908 (46) Norway 5,866 (78) Ireland 5,364 (174) Denmark 4,978 (187) India 4,858 (136) Czech Republic 4,828 (80) Chile 4,815 (37) Poland 4,532 (111) Romania 4,057 (182) Pakistan 3,918 (54) Japan 3,906 (92) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,752 (38) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Peru 2,561 (92) Mexico 2,439 (125) Finland 2,308 (27) Thailand 2,258 (27) Serbia 2,200 (58) Panama 2,100 (55) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Qatar 1,832 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +646 (+72) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Switzerland +136 (+17) Austria +102 (+23) Brazil +49 (+2) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +102 (+2) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +13 (+1) Norway +1 (+2) Czech Republic +6 (+2) Poland +119 (+4) Romania (+6) Pakistan +152 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Indonesia +247 (+12) Mexico +296 (+31) Thailand +38 (+1) Ukraine +143 (+7) Estonia +41 (+2) Morocco +21 (+3) Moldova (+2) Hungary +73 (+9) Bosnia & Herzegovina +66 (+1) Latvia +6 (+1) Bolivia +11 (+3) Sri Lanka +2 (+1) Bangladesh +41 (+5) Guyana (+1) China +32 Denmark +297 India +80 Saudi Arabia +147 Finland +132 New Zealand +54 Hong Kong +21 Lithuania +37 Armenia +20 Kuwait +78 Kazakhstan +23 Bulgaria +16 Uzbekistan +15 Afghanistan +56 Albania +6 Taiwan +3…

MORE: npastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

Attached: CVG.png (2000x1027, 350.26K)

New Orleans user again, apparently this 32 year old retard was on the governor's staff (something having to do with retards, so they hired an actual retard). She's now dead. The governor confirmed more than 70% of corona deaths are blacks. Blacks are 32% of the state.

Despite being 32% of the population, Negros account for over 70% of the Covid deaths.

Attached: April.png (778x590, 173.09K)

Why do you meme flag.

What you guys watching and playing?

Attached: 1585041296617.jpg (1080x1310, 138.99K)

But seriously, what is there to look forward now? Almost all things that didn't seem to be reachable have already been done.
>Markets collapsed
>Half the world quarantined
>1 million infected
What else is there?

Attached: qt .jpg (6604x4423, 3.93M)

the absolute state of kike doomshilling niggers

Attached: 1585087072353.jpg (2518x1024, 577.37K)

ummm hows that gonna work then?????

dota2

4-X has the capability to filter memeflags but it looks like I have to do it for every flag.
nice thing about 4-X blocking is that you can then reveal the post if you want.

BELGIUM +403 DEATHS
>BELGIUM +403 DEATHS
BELGIUM +403 DEATHS
>BELGIUM +403 DEATHS
BELGIUM +403 DEATHS

Are you alright over there bros? Is this some sort of a backlog like France did?

Attached: corona5.png (474x43, 4.93K)

he says he's filtering but he's still reading this shit kek

Attached: 1586137421688.jpg (1600x1200, 338.69K)

half-life

She's cute af and besides, things are just kind of at a standstill right now with the quarantines slowing down the spread, not much actual content to talk about.

Attached: 1585441422127.png (458x573, 473.79K)

At least 35k deaths in America to beat seasonal flu last year.

>“Negros”
Come on, this is Yas Forums, use the naughty word

I have bronchitis according to my doc over the phone.
He wanted to know if I've been hanging around "the boat people"

I started a new campaign in Xcom:EW Long War on Impossible, and I am rewatching the American Pie movies.

Attached: 1576281515552.png (853x543, 34.12K)

India is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED

youtube.com/watch?v=AGqI1zq0FDc

Watch the vid, read the comments. There's gonna be several million dead there for sure.

weekend backlog we also counted some retirement home people

It's been tough recently. But we've been through worse

Attached: 1585965622711m.jpg (906x1024, 85.62K)

>watchan
Curb Your Enthusiasm
>playan
Team Fortress 2

i may be a faggot but im not taking your bait, sir!

Tell your mother to give me my money back

your.fixed

Got me. I am fag

GERMAN GAINS
+7384 CASES
+364 DEATHS

Attached: EUmPozsX0AAc-v1.jfif.jpg (1382x737, 107.61K)

Being inside all day is gay as hell.

Ive been getting into movies

Well, that's certainly more effective than adding the pasta and filenames manually to the Yas Forums extension filters, considering almost all the memeflags are shitposters and almost all the shitposters are memeflags.

Attached: bugs coffee.jpg (298x292, 40.1K)

Yes it's their backlog from retirement homes.
Not the first time we did that kek

Attached: 1585469619693.png (800x727, 308.3K)

Negroes. I spelled it incorrectly. I apologize.

Attached: negroes.png (1888x181, 42.26K)

The nice thing about uBlock Origin is that the posts are gone for good, no way to see them without disabling the filters and reloading the page. Even hovering over them doesn't work.

Tell him you just French kissed every boomer who got off the recent cruise ship