AUS/POL/ - PRAISE HIM EDITION

Gday lads, Praise Him

99% of Australians do not meet the criteria required to be tested for Coronavirus and each day less Australians are able to get tested, this is why it looks like new cases are declining.
thecourier.com.au/story/6709758/who-can-get-tested-for-coronavirus/

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Remember lads
>Fuck Nurses
>Fuck Chinks
>Fuck Kikes
>Fuck Bill Gates
>Fuck Strawberry Farmers

Gonna hang out with a girl tonight :)
Me and her are going for a walk around the nearby lake to throw off the cops, wish me luck

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oi why the berries mate, they o'right

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based

cringe

Just as I was getting used to being replaced and being at peace with it a happening like this occurs that has a good chance of destroying house prices to 1980s level and now I cbf it’s so much work getting a dumb bitch and having a family

There were less than 600,000 jews in germany at the start of ww2. The jews declared war on germany and demanded it be deastroyed. Sorry spongebob.

The real deal lads.
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Now with no praise.

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>preventing 99% of your population from being tested for infection during a global pandemic

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>Bomb Germany
>Take photos of typhus and starvation victims
In you go kike faggot

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All this for a succulent Chinese meal

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GIVE ME A MISSUS OR ILL ROPE.

>First-hand accounts by survivors
Are we gonna talk about the Prince of Persia obstacle course with retracting knives going in and out of walls? This is not even the funniest documented claim.

>Photos of the death camps
Who even denies concentration camps existed lmao.
>Photos of gas chambers
Typhus you dumb cunt
>Photos of the inmates
Guess what goes first in a war? The supply lines, you dipshit.
>Corroboration by former Nazis
You mean the wildly different claims that all came from torture, with dudes straight up getting their testicles destroyed? If you do unironic CBT, people will talk.
>6 million dead Jews
The magic number that'd guarantee the Jewish people the right to return to the promised land, a number that has been evoked about once a year by various journalists before WW2 even happened? lmao

Look at a map of Jewish populations throughout Europe and you quickly come to realize that you couldn't even find 6 million of them if you even tried. For that number to be feasible, Germany would have to have had complete control of the USSR and its population records.

left still can't even meme rolf

Can we get this, but a glowey version?

Anyway glowie thread Fuck ya AFP

COPE

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>dumb slurs with a racist caricature jpeg from 2005

libtard pwned!!!

mom im an epic edgy nazi now!!!

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don't forget
>fuck yanks

Glowie thread.

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step outside of the vehicle, we have reasonable suspicion you're a massive faggot

jew

We have one of the highest testing rates in the world. stfu with fake news

>January: Bushfires
>Februrary: GM shitcans Holden
>March: Coronavirus
>April: George Pell released from jail

Can't have shit in Australia

Who cares what year it is from?

I am glad Georgie got off

It was a fucking Victorian witch hunt

cmon m8 everyone knows catholics have been abusing kids and their power for centuries

Certified "GetUp" OP thread.

MONSTAHS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

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Blessed

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sloppy job mossad

Anyone under financial durex?

Damn right fuck the strawberry farmers. Have some 9m high strawberry trays cunt.

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by the way; if you want to know about chinks living in warehouses illegally try looking up these addresses: 23 technology circuit Hallam Victoria, and 63 Kabi Circuit Deception Bay, Queensland.

you can call the cops on them now even if just to harass them it will be fun bring a camera

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Can't wait for all the mainland capital cities to get gooked due to their high density.
Regional Australians.
The true men of this country will inherit it after the gook flu has ravaged the soiboi infested hubs.

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Business name is Novopak pty ltd. Glow niggers welcome to interview me since I couldn't be fucked contacting fairwork commission. Pic related: where I slept.

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>slab of Mercury cider
Based

proof not a larp. Seriously fuck chinks.

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post hand and timestamp, chang

Knocking Back some Mercury right now
You guys Tas too?

sure thing.

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Asahi super dry atm.

ahhh wtf are you

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Gday cunt. Why are you working for the bugman?
Pull a #MeToo on the head boss.

I know right? Australian is totes out of the question.

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Good brew

Damn right

I really wish I could have, they flew me down to melbourne late last year to help them label punnets for companies like Australian Strawberry Distributor, Berry Yummy, Ashburn etc. I don't think work commission will care desu.

WINNING!

Ah yes, you know your kung flu well

oh leaf flag

Praise him

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>oi why the berries mate, they o'right
It's a scam. They aren't even berries.

Dilate

On a scale of one to fucked where are you?
North
or
South

Mercury draught is based as fuck

Souf

Collinsvale reporting in.

Have sex.

just so people can confirm my story this evening, I worked for novopak; we took contracts from Orora we stacked their shitty cardboard as such. They can't drive forklift.

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