Don't ask me how I know this...

Don't ask me how I know this, but Boris Johnson just passed away from cardiac arrest related to respiratory complications approximately thirty minutes ago. Intubation was performed but unsuccessful in establishing a patent airway. Screenshot this.

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The frog is upsidown and has four eyes so I don't trust it. You're lying.

Just in case get me in the screenie

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Can anyone verify?

Crazy, I came here because I had a feeling about this, and this was the first thread in the catalogue.

F

Got u

I can verify he’s lying and you’re a fat retard for asking.

Verified

ooo get me get me!

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Holy shit guys this is for real!

Trips verify

Faggit

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HOLY SHIT A BORIS JOHNSON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

trips save his life

Checked
Screencap please

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Checked for mighty shitposting quads

Checked holy shit boris is fucking dead

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Did you inform us about Epstein?

confirmed. Prepare for full nuclear retaliation anytime soon.

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How do you know this?

This here's the Big BJ.
I ain't kicked it yet, OP is a sheepshagging faggit.

Numbers are flying tonight.

It's real.

Announcement pending.

Was he with Q???

Inexplicably left you out.

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Yeah, only really newfags don’t recognize this as the epstein user post

No this one has more eyes silly

Can confirm. My dad works for Nintendo and was told the same.

My dad works at Nintendo, and he told its 100% true

Saved Boris

Time to vaporize China now.

If upside down satan says it's true then it must be.

You guys remember when Epstein death was announced like this on Yas Forums like 12 hours before headlines

digits confirm

Just pulled a report from my anus, results say OP is troo

>1 post by this ID

Every time

holy shit - I remember these things
>the corona beer of the 80s

He asked about the bonus situation, then an alien burst from his chest.

I literally spit out my coffee when I saw it on tv the next day. Coughed like a chinese coal miner. It was like a movie.

actually resembles boris

Based new pasta.

Prepare for war!

Ay Tone, put me in the screencap.

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is cardiac arrest good for u?

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I raise you a donut.

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My god... He's claimed another soul.

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shit all I have is pizza

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Who?

This reminds me of the Epstein death thread

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IF YOU ONLY HAD LISTENED
SOPA DE MACACO GOOD
SOPA DE MORCEGO BAD

He lives.

Verified if this post ends in a 5.

Guess not

15 mins ago. No ventilator because he’s dead?

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Hey guys, oldfag here.

kek

OP is fake and gay, and quite possibly a faggot.

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Lord

Could we please talk about the bonus situation? I'm dying to talk about the bonus situation.

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>approximately thirty minutes ago
How's that possible when he died Sunday night?

Oxygen support = ventilator. Like you said, he's not on it anymore because he's iced.

>cardiac arrest related to respiratory complications

Don't ask how I know this, but OP is a faggot.

This frog predicted Jeff so "thats bullshit but I believe it"
Put me ina cap

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checkem for the screenshot

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>Intubation was performed but unsuccessful in establishing a patent airway.
THEY CUT OFF THE AIR SUPPLY

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Faget.