Australia’s active corona cases dropping fast

there will be a second wave and it will kick ass.

spanish flu lasted 2 years

It's upside down because Australia. The worst is yet to come.

But if you wait longe enough the virus will get isolated and will stop spreading

shoo shoo chinks. stupid plague fairies.

>permit testing only on people who have been overseas or in direct contact with a confirmed case
>ban travel from overseas
>no longer have to test
>can't have community transmission if you don't test for it
we won bros

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Discipline

Second waves are actually rare.

Low numbers of covid cases = low $ reparations from CCP.

You do realise Australia has expanded the testing in the last two weeks and cases are still going down?

I think we are probably still under testing and community transmission is higher than what we’re being told, but it does seem like we are getting on top of this thing

The issue is going to be that the government will take full credit for this if we are in fact beating the virus, when in fact they are responsible for nearly completely fucking us by delaying the shutdown, letting cruise ship boomers just ‘self-isolate’ etc.

Australia is extremely lucky in that we don’t share boarders with anyone, can cut-off international travel easier than just about any country in the world, our major cities are spread out and we live in a hot environment. Despite all this, the governments inept leadership still almost pulled us into disaster

corona-chan is no match for dream time petrol sniffers

overlay how many tests they are doing

I think Australia can get to 0 new cases per day. If it hovers around 100, all these new cases can be investigated and traced to make sure others who were in contact with them are tested and can't spread the virus further.

Australia is probably in a unique position to go full on China without a single case per day in the near future.

Curve still pointing straight up in Swedistan, deaths up 15% over one day.

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>overlay how many tests they are doing
Australia has done 300,000 tests already... only 6k total cases. That's pretty much 50 tests to find 1 new case.

And when the positives now hover at around 100, Australia is probably doing 100 to 200 tests to find one more positive dude.

>Curve still pointing straight up in Swedistan, deaths up 15% over one day.
I don't think you are right.

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so you wont?

I don't know where to get Australia's day by day test figures. Do you have them?

Can’t wait until we can graph overlay our Commie Cough cases with Chinese Radiation sickness cases.

Die Zahlen sind so schlagkräftig wie das Staubkorn auf meinem Schreibtisch.

Wenn jemand stirbt wird vorher noch ein Test auf Corona gemacht und wird zu den Coronatoten gezählt.

Das sowas nicht ansatzweise logischen Kriterien verfolgt, sollte jedem klar sein.

Wenn dem nicht so sei, dann müssen Sie jetzt ein wenig mehr tun.

covid19data.com.au/testing

in melb our cases have been relatively limited to overseas fags bringing it back home and spreading it in their own social circles. has been successful so far in limiting transmission to those small areas. our pop density is much less, people being spread out larger propeties in suburbs and people paying attention to social distancing. Syd is much worse with higher density and shitty management of diseased ship. But the weather has been warm of late our winter and true flu season awaits.

Waiting for flu season.

INFLECTION POINT!

Shame, I hoped Melbourne would get wiped out.

Kys moron

>It’s a miracle.
No, it's not. Australia is ahead of the world in fighting Coronavirus, we have the world's best healthcare system, the world's greatest banks, the world's greatest economists and we are the world's greatest country for a reason.

Third world shithole countries like America have absolutely embarrassed themselves by underpreparing despite having MONTHS of warnings.

>90 mins later Ausbro finally manages to reply due to 0.01mb internet connection

yes the inner city commies that give pozzbourne reputation should be wiped out. but true blue based aussies still remain in melb outer suburbs.

Don't you have a flu to catch?

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Kikes are shutting down the corona narrative, the goyim didn't buy it.

>be chinese colony
>engage in chinese censorship

If those clowns could stop tounge-punching each others fart boxes on public transport to the beach for 2 minutes it would slow down a bit.

Literally world class testing regime on a per capita basis clown boy

Jesus christ you loser use google just for a minute

health.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2020/04/coronavirus-covid-19-at-a-glance-coronavirus-covid-19-at-a-glance-infographic_3.pdf

310 000 tests at a rate of 1.9% positive

A worthwhile point
>Winter is Coming

Hows YOUR PM fuckdog?

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A lot of words for absolute bullshit

Are you suggesting ALL the testing data is false?

kek

brainlet here, if the second way is far deadlier than the first one, but the first one has "high infection rates", does that mean that infection rates are lower at the second wave?

Mardi Gras was one of the last major events in the country that didn't get cancelled. Lol. The biggest gathering of immune compromised and diabetics in the southern hemisphere.

if people are not being tested but getting sick it's not showing. hospitals are empty. out of 1200 infected in victoria, 47 hospitalised and 13 in ICU. Rookie numbers.Everyone lining up with flu symptoms getting tested 2% are positive.

God bless you user, amen

>in contact with some with a confirmed case
>been overseas or in contact with someone from overseas
>over 65 and showing symptoms
>Healthcare worker or teacher showing symptoms
Thats fucking it, however NSW has started testing people with symptoms in hotspots. Vic and Qld are just going "can't have community transmission if you don't test for it"

This. Most of us have gone into self isolation completely and aren’t being dumbfucks throwing parties.

In the case of the Spanish flu the bastard mutated apparently;
google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/news/spanish-flu-second-wave-resurgence

Did they lock themselves up in isolation in 1918? No, so shut the fuck up.

Bullshit. VIC regional areas are now testing every 5th person who walks thru the door; regardless of why they came to the clinic. Could be heamarrhoids or anything

Actually, there’s some truth to this too. They’re only testing people who basically have confirmed cases of COVID anyway (symptoms so severe they’re hospitalised). There’s a lot of people out there who have it but aren’t recorded because they don’t meet the criteria.

>chinks with straya proxy trying to argue for more shut down
Go back to work you lazy rice bigger kangaroo

That’s all of vic, so you have to go to the clinic five times to get tested once, brilliant policy
Still proves that the numbers are wrong

google.com/amp/s/7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/victorias-coronavirus-testing-expands-for-elderly-patients-and-high-risk-workers-c-958773.amp

With any of the following symptoms; cough, fever, history of fever, sore throat etc. Not just hospitalised.

What's your second wave gonna look like mate?

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This is completely untrue. Testing was expanded weeks ago.

Listen to this stupid jew cocksucker.

Go suck a boong dick!

That’s for over 65s, they are trying their best to downplay the community transmission and cover up their test shortages

There won't be an America left, kek

If you present with any symptoms you get a test right away; but people there for other reasons, 1 in 5 get tested too. Its not just testing corpses as they expire like in the UK.

Inb4
> part 2 of a nothingburger, the nothingfries

Only for healthcare workers, whites over 65 and abos over 50

There's community spread in some areas, though, but the social distancing and non-essential stuff closed might kick that over. We'll see.

Forcing all travelers indoors for 2 weeks did a good job.

No they test people who fit the criteria, and 1 in 5 at random, if you have no international travel you will have to chance the random test

Yes on this point I agree, more testing of the young and healthy should be get done but we dont have unlimited tests. But our numbers arent as rigged as the UK or China - we are at least testing as many bastards as we can with what we have

If I believed in the peril of the coronavirus (((LARPOCALYPSE))), I’d say, ‘what a wasted opportunity!’

Nice digits. How was the way those travellers pissed and moaned about being isolated in a 5 star hotel? Weak as piss

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8167881/amp/Australians-quarantined-five-star-hotels-complaining-treated-worse-prisoners.html

Eat the bat soup, get kept in a coop. Easy.

This is highly unusual behavior for an infected population

Its much more likely that the policy of testing has changed and the dark cases (the cases that aren't recorded) are still increasing exponentially

KEK

Shit did it actually go ahead?

Scummo already showed his colours by choosing tourism over australians in January, all he had to do was shut the borders and quarantine any new arrivals, instead of locking down the country and destroying the economy for boomers who won’t ever have to pay the costs.
boomers sold out the country to China
Boomers open the borders in 73
Chinese flu kills boomers
Boomers shutdown the economy to save themselves and further indebt future generations of Australians

No actually what happened is Worldometers woke up to the fact we jad discharged 2400 ppl from hospital and hadnt advertised that fact; so they just cut the current cases down over the space of 48 hrs. For a nation of 25.5 million we have conducted 312k tests. Now show me your stats per capita please