THEY CAN'T KEEP US LOCKED DOWN LIKE THIS FOREVER!

I'll sleep great tonight knowing normies are being forced to kill themselves, metaphorically. Conscious deadwood.

I’m as mad as heck, and I’m not going to take anymore than 4 months tops, maybe 6.

you know you can still go outside right? Take a nice walk in the park or around the block. Jesus have some perspective.

>I'm honestly loving having to interact with people even less than before.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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my life unironically improved since I've started chatting with another locked down girl

I've lost 10 pounds since being in isolation because I'm too scared to go out to get food.

Read a book

Hey alright

i heard that losing 30 pounds makes you immune

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mental health is a scam.
100 years ago 18yos were storming beaches and now look at the state of them. Attention seeking fags

lol as if they had a choice

You haven't shower in a month OP, no one what's you outside any way.

get used to it faggot read a book, get a hobby, watch a documentary, water a plant, look at the sky, do pushups, learn to cook a new meal, learn a language, play an instrument, spend time with yourself instead of worrying about when your niggerball is coming back

but I can't pay $12 for a drink in a crowded bar so loud that it's impossible to have a conversation reeeeeeeeeeee

NON ESSENTIAL NEET INTROVERT HERE

>NENEET

i got this no problem. infact im quite enjoying it

I wouldn't go to McDonald's if I were you. Trust me I know where I'm coming from, bad happens if you eat too much (ANY) of it for long durations.

Waiting motherfucker.

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Evolve or die. It's that simple.

Now everybody is getting a taste of how white men™ have been getting along since they were phased out.. if you think youre bored now give it like 10-15 years

It's sad to think I have been social isolating for 20 years. Then again, fuck having a social life.

Not me, op. I fucking love it.

>Datamine
but...
I feel you should get your ass up from your torn pleather seat, walk or otherwise gyrate your globular into the food establishment, then run like Forrest Fucking Gump whilst you consume your nitrate laced half-artificial half-human meat "burger".

Corona-Chan is the best thing ever to happen.
It is weeding out the weak, that is for sure.
OP should have invested in 10 jars of Peanut Butter and a dog.

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Stay home goy and buy the dip.

Fuck man. This is messed up, Chang. Did you make McDoubles with the flesh cause...check'em. Hearty chuckles nevertheless.

you have no savings. you have no income. you can't afford state enforced unemployment but... flatten the curve. stop the spread. stay home.

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Imagine not having any hobbies to the point where you’re going mental for having nothing to do. Just imagine

Do you know how to use the 3 sea shells with your 200% rat ass?
>tweetybird.jpg

as long as you keep your 1911 on you to protect from looters, go out their and keep 6ft away from people!

NEET's Rise Up!
Then sit back down cause dont give af.

you were already playing league of legends for 11 hours a day before this you heckin' utter slave faggot.

I am constantly being described as an animal. I trade on it.

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>social
Ahahahaha you fucking faggot. Learn to have fun on your own.

No he means the people who can only find fulfillment by barking at other humans and hearing properly pitched barks back. The type that are always talking but not saying anything.

Yes... fun.

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>playing league
A true patrician prefers WoW. And I have cars to build. Only difference is now I’m at home instead of in a cubicle

As difficult as it is, social distancing measures may save hundreds of thousands or even millions of lives. We all have to do our part.

Yes, it's not very fun. I really, really want to go back to the way my life was in the before times. But we can make it through this.

I've found that it's definitely important to go outside. You can go on walks, sit outside and work on a sunny day, work out, etc so long as you use adequate precaution and maintain social distance.

I've also been calling a lot of people, friends, family who I haven't talked to in a while. It's always calming.

Nobody has fun anymore. Relax. This will pass. Have fun.
youtu.be/CGbswlnhcgM

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>look at the sky
*slowly tilts head up from smartphone*
The... what?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IT GOES ON FOREVER AND THERE'S NO EMOJIS IN IT

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Thats right as long as you dont cross the invisible line you can still do everything you want

Haven't seen another human in two weeks, and it's amazing. I feel like I can live on the internet for the rest of my life and be happy about it.

As long as you remain three to four meters away from others, wash your hands, and don't touch your face you're good. That's social distancing.

what a weak, pathetic excuse.
>hurr durr i haven’t gotten drunk or sat around with 17 other roasties while we all text or taken a picture of food from a restaurant in AN ENTIRE MONTH

Definitely. Dont bunch together and stay pure.

i would never expect an Aussie to post something like this... are you a burger using strayan VPN?

kek, just go outside

I've chilled with my bros, just stay 10 feet away and talk and fuck around same as ever! We'll get through this

No one told her to SELF isolate... she could have a boyfriend or family to spend the time with?

Kek. I've been living my entire life in isolation. It doesn't bother me the slightest. All these people are weak. The most annoying thing is that I have to work out at home instead of the gym. Miss the fucking cable station. But besides that, my isolated NEET life is unchanged.

>I was eating it in my vehicle

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I’m so anti-social, when my girlfriend video chats with all of our friends I leave the room to avoid the bullshit and stupidity. If you are unable to entertain yourself, you are likely a boring person with no hobbies or skills unnecessary for your wage slave job. If you are unable to converse for hours on end about nothing and everything, you are short-sighted and cannot think for yourself. Quit being a such a boring faggot.

>follow all these guidelines
>walk through a cloud of coof someone left behind 20 minutes ago and die anyway
Imagine thinking it's safe to even leave your fucking house

Too bad normie. You forced us to socialize, now its our turn

>It's sad to think I have been social isolating for 20 years
>sad
get ahold of yourself nigger.
I built a tiny cabin innawoods almost a decade ago. I only have to interact with other people about 10 times a year since, and each time is more painful than the last.

Before this, I was a degenerate manwhore, who is incredibly lucky to not have the HIV, or some cockeating disease.
Now, I shoot coons who try to get into my henhouse and start every day by taking a huge piss off my front porch.
I did start drinking. A lot.
Fishing, hunting, chopping firewood, and shooting coons is much more fun when you're loaded.

I figgure it's a fair price to pay to not be daily burdened by the stupidity of my fellow man.

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CHAD HASN'T FUCKED MY HOLES IN LITERALLY TWO WEEKS I'M GOING INSANE.

I’ve been living a neet life 3 years strong. fucking normies can’t handle social isolation due not having a soul kek

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I certainly will not say I.
The first week of lockdown here, I couldn't go to the gym and I found myself sitting on the couch eating garbage food. I realized what I was doing, snapped out of it and started eating right again, doing exercises at home, going out for a run in the evening. Fuck this stupid bitch, take accountability and fix your shitty behaviors.

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Congratulation, you have autism.

>How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

I don't I take the fucking food home and eat it there and not in my car holy shit.

First of all, this isn't a problem if you're outside. The outside air is well circulated and the viral particles will disperse.

Inside, there are some limited conditions where the virus can be aerosolized; however, this is primarily a problem for health care providers who work in areas with a large amount of the virus present.

This probably isn't something you need to worry about. In almost all cases, the virus falls to the floor three to four meters away from someone who is infected.

Apparently not. Nobody has said "you cant be around people at all" you just cant just go out around OTHER people and not out in public places. Its simple and prevents... problems.

Are all the normies gonna be all awkward and anti social when they come out of this. We are used to this and we can still socialize after being locked up but I don’t think a lot of normal fags can take it, they are gonna crack.

>The outside air is well circulated
Thank You, Dr. Common Fucking Sense.
We regret to inform you that your bullshit observation does NOT qualify for the Nobel Prize in 2020, but we invite you to resubmit in 2021 as your competition will likely be exponentially more stupid by then.

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Imagine being proud of being worthless useless trash rotting away

Look at all these newfags that don't even recognize this classic pasta

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