Washington/oregon anons report in

She has no ass and no tits and her body is meh

I was once sunbathing nude along the Mckenzie River near UofO when a group of five 8/10 College girls came down the path to go for a swim. Giggling they asked if I minded them going for a swim.. I of course said no... so they kept undressing and jumped into the river splashing each other and laughing... they soon emerged from the water and began drying off.. as they were dressing apparently a man had seen them rom through the woods back near the bike path and they started screaming at him to get out of there and go away... eyt there I was at their feet totally naked smiling at them... it was really very sweet and i felt amazingly blessed by them and their taking me into their most intimate confidence while hating on that other degenerate. lol

Been inside Swedish and Valley hospitals in the last week. Fuck all is happening in them, they're complete ghost towns.

This is the shittiest hoax of all time.

Fuck that faggot Jay Inslee, fucking Soros house nigger.

This is some bullshit. There's crazy people literally dancing in the streets in city.

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People just fall for the 10/10 in Bongland meme not realizing England (and Britain in general) produce some of the best looking women on the planet

Tacomanon here. No major chimpout yet. Stores still have most things. No disinfectant wipes or hand sanitizer anywhere thanks to the fucking panic niggers.

I dont like fat gross asses

CA chad here I came to laugh at all the states that didn't take the virus as seriously as us and are gonna experience more deaths at your peak than we will despite us having a higher population than you.

Hillsboro, OR here. "Essential" employee. Told my employers to go fuck themselves, I'm not coming in to work anymore. Going on unemployment sucks but it's still better dying.

stay safe anons

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Dunno. I'm in Japan now. Catch me up bros.

They seem like liberal pseudo-intellectuals.

low test

bretty gay ngl

drug addicted gas station clerk. BUM

There was an entire episode on that if I remember, where they supported some libfag. Their dad voted for the "tough on crime" rightwing guy.

No, just a microscopist at Intel :^)

I cannot believe how many niggers Tacoma has

in OR all the state parks are closed so all the dumb cunts here in PDX are packing into local parks, graveyards, and every other fucking open space like it's a festival.
shame the rivers are still too cold for that right now unless you're a hard cunt
hopefully you get it, heard the system is fucked with too many applications

Time to go to imdb and check the 1 star reviews. Gonna be a hoot.

uhh NOT SO GOOD!
They are trying to take my kahndo!

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>Mckenzie River near UofO
Sorry I meant the Willamette..

Can’t fucking wait for April 10th. He’s fucked right?

Anyone want to get fucked near corvallis?

South King Co here. Just doing my weekly Fred Meyer pickups and chilling at home. Had to go down to my warehouse today to check on it and the Korean restaurant supply guy next door had parked in front of my roll up. Told him to fucking move and he obsequiously did it, but now I'm worried he's gonna coof all over my door or something.

Live in Southern Washington, on "furlough" as my employers are calling it. Comfy innawoods home but boring as hell with the trails and parks closed off. Went to the store today for dog stuff, filled mostly with the older locals wearing bandanas and torn t-shirts over their faces, it was simultaneously hilarious and off-putting.

chill in eastern WA literally nothing
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WA. Other than our fucktard of a governor, AG, and other faggot libtards, it's great! Rural living, self sufficient, business is still booming. Life is good.

That episode was funny. The libfag politician made a total asshole out of himself admitting he had been abducted by aliens due to Frasier's bad advice. Based Martin was never wrong.

Yeah I'm out here /innawoods/ as well. Outside of some of our favorite restaurants getting closed, nothing has changed here. Its funny watching Seattle descend into complete chaos and psychosis though. Hope as many white liberals die as possible.

Go bang a fucking kid.

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Well, I'm in Bellingham (really North along the I-5 belt, close to Canada). In our county, we have a little over 200 confirmed cases of the virus (up from about 7 a few weeks ago), and despite the quarantine, there were still quite a number of cars on the road today - enough that I even managed to see a dude clip off some guy's bumper at a busy intersection. The grocery stores are regularly packed, perhaps because Wal Mart and Winco are now both restricting the number of customers able to be in the store at any given time, meaning that other stores have to deal with an overflow.

About a third of the people I saw in Fred Meyers today were wearing some kind of face mask, which included some - but not all - of the employees (indicating that they are not being provided with masks, but that the store is allowing them to wear them at their leisure). In all stores, there are disinfectant wipes provided at the front of the store, there are glass shields in front of all of the cashiers, and people are no longer allowed to bring in their own reusable bags (or rather, if they do, they have to pack those bags themselves - odd, considering we banned plastic bags a couple years back in order to encourage the use of reusable totes).

Social distancing is not being adequately practiced in the grocery aisles, but it is in the checkout lanes.

Kitsap County here. I'm missing camping season because big fat faggot extraordinaire Jay Inslee shut down the state and national parks. I'm working remotely, which isn't new for me, but the lack of things to do is driving me crazy. At least Bremerton got a shipfu in Azur Lane. As for the virus itself it's a nothingburger. I live near a hospital and have heard FEWER ambulances than usual.

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What do you think about lummi

That's the entire point.

Central Oregon here. Everything is shut down. Violent crime is on the rise. Fish don't seem to mind and are biting w/ fervor.

Bothell, WA here. Paid to sit at home, feelsgoodman. I go out to the store maybe once every three days or so, but generally go at odd hours and stay well away from people. Lysol wipe everything that comes back with me

topkek.. right on brother. went fly fishing on the crooked yesterday and caught 30 or so trout/whitefish

Boring. Im downtown Portland. Mostly just listening to the police scanner because it's pretty funny sometimes.

Oh hell. That river is a gift from god.

There is no West or Western Civilization. That died as the cannons went silent in 1945. Everything has been shotgun scattered across the world with the hope that it reconstitutes itself into something new.

I am completely bothered that literally fucking nothing is happening at two hospitals in a supposed COVID hotspot for the nation yet we've all been on house arrest for the last several week and will be on into the fall at the least.

Why is no one else upset about this?

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Portland medfag here. Hospital has half it’s normal census, everyone is hurting for hours and shits pretty slow, only gotten a couple dozen positive Covid results back, honestly, the b strain of the flu seemed worse to me tbqh. Stores are stocked on east portland for the most part. Love the traffic though feels like it did 15 years ago

The bank only has drive through and the weed store has a line that no one's respecting

Downtown Portland, pretty boring, the homeless are getting weirder though. I hear them out my window every night sperging more than usual.
same dude but my scanners been way more dead during the day.

it's all a scam. they want you to hide away and when the masses of unemployed homeless people freeze to death in 2020-21 winter, they will say covid 19 resurfaced. it's bullshit.

its all a lie to excuse the layoff and the consequent mass fatalities from exposure.

Also, been sneaking into state parks at night. Feels comfy. Nobody is there, not even cars.

>vista house 2 nights ago

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I built a forge today, planning on making some rudimentary knives to kill time. Central Oregon in the sticks, my girlfriend went off the deep end tonight and I'm probably leaving this safe refuge as well as her tomorrow as a result of it. I have a really sweet vintage 15 passenger van and a bunch of pot so I'm going to have to figure something out with that starting hand.

Plenty of tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

What did she do?

It truly doesn't get more beautiful than that. I had the luck to rent a multi-million dollar property right on the shores of the Columbia River. Used to have gigantic 50,000 ton tankers go by deck far enough away you could throw a football and come close to hitting them. We truly are blessed to live in the most beautiful place in the country.

Fuck California fags.

Im over on SW Park. Luckily ther homeless are more down burnside. I take a tour at night, driving around. They do look crazy. Im guessing they can't pam handle or steal from stores because they're shutdown, so I bet they're super desperate for drug money. I hear car break ins amd and burglaries are on the rise.

I'm almost certain we've crossed paths. I fish the crooked probably 30 times a year!

End of the month I'll be moving to OR during this garbage driving across country. Oh yes its gonna be based.

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Quarantine? I've been playing Bannerlord for weeks.

Fucking sucks dude. I tried to drive up to diablo lake just for shit and giggles, and the motherfucking road is closed. They whole fucking road. Highway 20. Closed. Tried to go to mount si for a walkie and there was a tow truck there already hooking some poor bastard up. Fuck fuck. Gun ranges closed. I’m a teacher with no classes to teach trapped in doors.
Seriously thinking about buying a mother fucking boat. Not kidding. Seriously. Fuck.
So yeah, bored. As fuck.

Tell ya what, that zebra midge kills it underneath a parachute adams.

Boating would definitely be the most chad way of riding this bullshit out.

cowlitz county is basically the same other than retard inslee shutting stuff down and people isolating. but not much has changed. tp and wipes are still hard to get because of the retards but the stores are starting to get back to normal. almost no niggers so theres been no drama.

some guy shot a girl in the ankle with a bb gun last week, thats about all that happened lately.

Yesss sir.

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We're mostly at home doing nothing. The most boring and gay happening ever.

Haha!

Not WA or OR, but I’m a BCfag, my coworker got pulled over and ticketed for having a passenger in his car lol

Im thinking of heading to brown's camp to shoot my new P365. Gonna be sunny and warm soon.

Right? Fucking hell mate - they can’t close the ocean can they? Just want to sail away to a warm island. I’m going to take Uber to a trailhead and hop gates once it warms though. Too much energy. Ranger rick and kiss my penis.
FYI to all bro’s, the cops are not enforcing the stay at home order. You can ask them yourself. Apparently governor fat issued it, but never asked any LEO group to breakout handcuffs. They are letting the poor commit misdemeanors without question or comment. No traffic enforcement either. They have pulled almost 2/3 of the force into reserve so they can stagger them if the infection spikes. First 1/3 is point and takes the bouncing betties. Next is the replacement crew 1/3. Last 1/3 is primarily special teams, detectives and old farts as a last ditch. The thinking is that some of the first 1/3 will come back at that point. We’re talking about from quarantine not ICU.

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Canada... go away. Go do Canadian things. Stop reminding us that double-cucked countries exist. You’re like the ghost of Christmas future. Every time I see that fucking leaf I want to buy another 80% stripped lower.

It’s a mockery of pseudo-intellectual stuffy liberal types.