/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3004

This is our new Prime Minister

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>post you are mask

summer came early this year

Soon everyone will have one or more of their relatives dead from the virus...

>wake up
>high fever
>chills
>sore throat
>sniffles
Called in sick, WHO recaps will keep coming no matter what

Thank you for the kind message, parts of China

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I had a bunch of N95 masks but if I go out wearing them, everyone looks at me funny, so I just keep them stored and use homemade masks to go out. I don't live in a highly infected area.

FOREVER BURGER...

howdelte psot\.?

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Next time go for "your're" for maximum retard.

pre-emptive spray against wumao cockroaches
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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Not many new coronas as of late, sad

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you're mask I think he means

I'm not mask, I am user

I love Shinzo Abe, hope he stays well.

Oh yeah we’re fucked. My neighbor had a $150,000 a year job and lost it. Today she was begging my wife for a job (we run a business that’s luckily still doing okay) but we have no openings. She said she would literally take whatever or she’d have to start working at Chik’ Fil’ A. We barely know this woman.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 367,629 (10,941) Spain 136,675 (13,341) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 103,375 (1,810) France 98,010 (8,911) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 30,217 (649) Switzerland 21,657 (765) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 16,667 (323) Austria 12,297 (220) Brazil 12,232 (566) Portugal 11,730 (311) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 8,904 (57) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,895 (46) Norway 5,865 (76) Ireland 5,364 (174) Czech Republic 4,822 (78) Chile 4,815 (37) India 4,778 (136) Denmark 4,681 (187) Poland 4,413 (107) Romania 4,057 (176) Japan 3,906 (92) Pakistan 3,864 (54) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Philippines 3,660 (163) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,605 (38) Peru 2,561 (92) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Mexico 2,439 (125) Thailand 2,258 (27) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Qatar 1,832 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +625 (+70) Brazil +49 (+2) South Korea +47 (+6) Australia (+1) Pakistan +98 (+1) Mexico +296 (+31) Thailand +38 (+1) Hungary +73 (+9) Bolivia +11 (+3) Sri Lanka (+1) Guyana (+1) China +32 New Zealand +54 Lithuania +37 Kazakhstan +8 Bulgaria +16 Afghanistan +56 Cuba +13 Honduras +7 Ghana +73 Kyrgyzstan +12 Paraguay +2 Cambodia +1 El Salvador +9 Guatemala +4 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
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oy vey

that depends

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i think i already posted this, but oh they joy that i have in posting pic related, argie virgin

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people look at me funny for no reason every day i wanna punch them in the face for being so rude

i try my best to not stare at people and they dont show me the same respect

people in 2020 are so fucking stupid and they "social distance" because thats what ellen said to do on tv

everyone get in line for the mark of the beast

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Made me chuckle, thx

I see Yas Forums hasn't played you'rebait before

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I used to draw, but I'm practicing more in private

>lower case only kpop general user
Cringe.

n95 respirators the filters say good for biological gas. so im comfy af

Seems deaths are leveling off, no?

>Roommate was sick with some funky shit
>I believe I'm starting to come down with it as well
>Now my grandfather is dying in the ER from a brain hemorrhage
Holy fucking shit if my grandfather dies and I'm unable to visit him because my dirty cockroach roommate got me sick I'm gonna fucking go on a rampage.

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>mfw im the mask

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I fucking hate this country

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How could it be scripted? He couldn't know at what time I was going to create the thread.

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Based Abe

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I'm ordering myself a pizza when my trumpbux arrive

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archive.is/3jaC9

It works. Saw this shit on twitter along with #itworks

swift recovery
>my sides
recovering from life indeed

Man that dipper pizza actually looks good.

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don't forget about protective eyewear, without covering your eyes with a sealed pair of eyeglasses, the mask is useless

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Cvg is swarming with dohbles and triples even quads since its inception

Might get a sweet chili chicken pizza tonight

OH NO NO NO BUT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FEET AHAHAHAHAHAAH HCQ FAGS BTFO LOLOLOL

>muh dr00d gandalf white wizard

LoooooL

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maybe I just saved too many of them, but I'm sure there must be somewhere else that I'm not searching

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i'm not sure there's actually a lot of Yas Forums proper in cvg

how does reviewbrah eat so much shit food but still be stick thin?

deliveratedly pozzed Bojo then?

Pardon me?

More like they look at me funny because those N95 masks are not being sold anywhere due to the minister or health advice, because he wants all masks to go towards health professionals working on the front line.
I bought some before this whole shit blew over, but really there is no reason to use them yet anyway, my city only has 8 confirmed cases and it is a big city.

So anons...
>be me
>be prepared weeks before anyone else around me thanks to cvg
>masks, food, water everything else needed.
>get sick
> oh no ooooh nonono
>shortness of breath, pain in the upper lungs.
>oh fuck oh shit oh fuck
>gets better after 3 days.
>5days feeling better every day than again gets worse for 3 days.
>repeats over and over again.

So anons iam sick since 5 weeks no tests was available for me in the beginning and doc just sent me home.
The 5 days better, 3 days worse cycle repeats itself over and over.
Got probably infected by my mother who got the same symptoms a week before me. Does the same with her. Same cycle of 5 das better 3 worse. Always on the same days. I live alone.
How fucked iam?

deliberately

keep posting the same bullshit faggot. a nothingburger will always be a nothingburger. cant wait when hydroxychloroquine eternally BTFO'S this fucking thread to oblivion and it disappears forever.

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>smonking during a respiratory pandemic

Why is it so accepted to think they're fine when it's clear that they're hiding coronavirus numbers but if you call them out it's racist and inappropriate

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still got africa to take off yet.
but yeah with most of the western world locked in the numbers should slow abit.

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based crocs wearing druid

>fucking captchas are making me insane

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>tfw you are a filthy swedstani and you havent tried 99.8% of those american fast food chains that every mutt constantly talks about

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lol

The death toll has multiplied by 20 since the cure was announced, but you do you.

im just saying youre not used to being stared at normally without a huge mask on

because you probably keep a clean shaven face and try to follow the crowd as much as possible instead of not giving a fuck

so they target you and since youre not social distancing or wearing a mask or staying inside there must be somethign wrong with him

were supposed to be cattle to the media and do everything they say

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based retards

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that's the clap my man. tell your ma I'm sorry.

Hewwwewwww coro fpppssssfff corona gggggg

virus hhaaaaeeee he he sssssgggg ffff

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alles gut user
stay hydrated eat iron rich foods

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>I was only pretending

The 3000 part could have been scripted, but it being the first post is pure meme magic. There was a whole 30 second window for a script to find a 3000, so that part isn't beyond suspicion.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HAPPENING IS ABOUT TO END NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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cardio and fast before a HYYYYOOGE cheat meal brah

but in reality he's apetite is low as fuck and he barely eats during non reviews

Georgia is off to a good start this morning.

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Put the happening
I'm the mask

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Lots of MD use it user. They're comfy in those 12, 24 hs journeys. how old are you?

Thousands of threads for a confirmed nothingburger

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I was telling my roommate about this shit back in fucking early February while telling him that we should stock up and he called me a worthless retard getting worked up over a nothing burger. I dab on him daily over his stupidity.

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TAKE POTASSIUM IF YOU WANT TO DIE
>DONT TAKE POTASSIUM
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Happening cancelled. 2 weeks max left of happening and then months of nothingburger before maybe a second wave.

>She said she would literally take whatever
user you know wat do

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> (((Raab)))
yep, Bojo will experience a minor case of major death

Why is it so accepted to think they're fine when it's clear that they're hiding coronavirus numbers but if you call them out it's racist and inappropriate.

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I made this
You can have it

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Share this Alberto Fernandez to flatten the curve and stay healthy

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and finishing off that bottle at this moment.

The credit won't even go to him. Chinese scientists discovered it.

They are terrible for the spine.

I don't want to go back to work. You can't just give me a taste of being a NEET again and take it away.

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'ready saved

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TAKE ALL THE METALS
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hydroxychloroquine CANT CURE IT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I WANT MY HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is it so accepted to think they're fine when it's clear that they're hiding coronavirus numbers but if you call them out it's racist and inappropriate..

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thing is, the idea of Corona-chan percolated into the Jap media, we can expect more art and of increasingly higher quality

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what is it with schizos and their need to constantly make wojack shitposts?

Why is it so accepted to think they're fine when it's clear that they're hiding coronavirus numbers but if you call them out it's racist and inappropriate?

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talking about ventilators or hydroxychloroquine and coronavirus statistics is a waste of time when it doesnt exist

this entire thread is totally off the path

you cant logically talk about a sub category of coronavirus if it doesnt exist

these are sheep cattle of the media including people in this thread

you actually are not dumb for prepping but not because corona

corona doesnt exist the nwo takeover though is real and theres not much you can do about it though

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>Tfw you're a welder and have a lifetime supply of respirator cartriges

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This is the part that event 201 didn't account for where we fight over the drug.

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i see you have returned, kpop avatar spammer

bc they own your balls in treasure papers and make lots of shits for you to consume.

Nah, I only ever leave to buy groceries.
I have a bunch of canned stuff and non perishable stuff stocked but why would I eat that shit now when there is barely any risk of getting corona right now, specially since most people here will wear masks and gloves when buying groceries as well and we have very few cases that are already isolated.
I went out once with a N95 and saw people looking at me because of it. When I go with a normal homemade mask nobody cares because it is normal. Most people here do social distance, surprisingly everyone actually does take care to stand at a minimum 1.5m distance from each other.

>now over six million
It's a real dolecaust.