God I love the Australian government

your work can give you jobkeeper payments i think which is 750pw, which is more than cenno

same
quit a casual job that i had not been at for 12 months yet, when it doubles i will be getting more than the folks i left behind
already pissed away about half my 750, just doing my part to boost the economy back up, lots of tax in booze and smokes

they've thought of everything, dont bother
i know people who are worse off than me and not getting shit

Centrelink guy is probably on smoko

Look up new employee benefits, $1500 a f/n to employees still on the pay role, but not able to work.

no one ever replies when i tell them about how good my situation is currently lol
ive been literally drunk and high for like 4 days in a row, dont have to do work for the dole or anything
RL friends hate me because they are spiteful cunts

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I've got $1500 in my account. Haven't been this rich in years.

i put my claim in on 17/3
first payment 19/4

Software (working form home now)

Not unemployed and not getting any cennobucks

But payday is tomorrow so that $5000 will be noice

WHY THE FUCK DO ONLY NEETS GET PAID OUT. WTF WHY DO I WAGE 9HRS A DAY 5 DAYS A WEEK WHEN I CAN GET PAID JUST AS MUCH TO LOAF AROUND AND WATCH ANIME. FUCKING HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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1m net worth, on centrelink now for me and the missus.
Casual 2k a week or thereabouts.

I'll end up paying it all back and don't even feel the slightest bit of guilt, especially given I paid like 80k in tax last year lmao

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youre in the same situation as me. I think we can get jobkeeper $750per week. Just tell your employer you are taking leave without pay because youre self isolating.

Feels good to be essential.

does that work for the government?

no-one knows shit atm but from what I can see,
>employees may volunteer to take leave without pay in circumstances where they do not wish to attend work due to fears around COVID-19

Your employer has to agree though.
If my employer doesnt agree, I'm quitting and joining the neets

you cant just get out of work because you decide to self isolate, you have to be diagnosed as having the disease first
otherwise literally no one would go to work

try the whirlpool forums, they talk about this shit all day and you often find staff members for various places over there

Did you submit a su1 with that claim you Derro cunt?

Lol this or be excited you are the evolutionary equivalent of an aboriginal

remember to stay inside boys, dont even answer your phone for jobseeker appointments; you cant get suspended at the moment

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Ffs look at you all celebrating being lazy arsed scum sucking on the govt tit. You going to spend your dole on petrol to swill?

Because they are all losers who will blow it on dumb shit

>and still be a teenager

He's posting on Yas Forums. He's 14 at best and so are the rest of us

You need to have been fired dick head

It looks like you can make an agreement with your employer to take leave without pay due to fears of COVID-19.

If that fails Im just gonna resign and get cenno

I work there AMA

wrong. all eligible employees get their wage subsidised to 750pw.

So if you work 0 hours, you must recieve $750.

As long as your work is eligible and youve been working there for 1 year since march 1st

Congratulations you just got a Unemployment non-payment period and are fucked

>auspol tards are unemployed societal trash

what the fuck is an Unemployment non-payment period.
If thats something to do with centreklink, they waived all that shit temporarily

Yeah and to be eligible your work needs to have been shut down you can’t just quit and apply or ask for leave

Better tell that to my team leader as I’m still applying them if someone quits their job without a reason

Means you won’t be paid because you left suitable work

If your work has declined by 30% from last year, then your employer is eligible. which mine is

You claimed you are taking leave without pay from employer and trying to make the government pay ... just fyi it’s not going to work on you case and job keeper is done through ATO not DHS

do you work for centrelink?
I just looked on centrelinks website it says If you’re claiming a payment you don’t need to give us these:
bank statement
Employment Separation Certificate
letter from your employer
relationship verification form
information about your savings or assets.

The ATO pays your employer 1500/ fortnight, who must also pay you 1500/ fortnight minimum.

So if you make $0-1500 per fortnight, youre working for free. Might as well earn 0

reminder that you dont get both $750 payments if you're getting the double dole

Yeah that’s true in a way certain types of evidence have been delayed for six months then about 50% of Australian derros will have a huge debt as they aren’t entitled to the payment they applied for and now need to pay it back even if it’s not their fault You only get one 750 stimulus either way

Yeah it’s like working for the dole but better than losing in all together also if you quit you aren’t eligible to go on the link straight away

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Its definitely fucked up

My sister-in-law, who was a casual worker, didn't get coronabux because she hadn't been working for a year straight in the job. Bit shit if you ask me desu

ragie wagie back in cagie

when is the double neetbux coming? and do we have to do anything to get it?

got the $750 stimmie pack the other day, but mygov is still showing only normal 500-600 payments for the rest of the month.

Are job seeker payments getting doubled? y/n? I got my 750 but regular payment hasnt changed

Lazy arsed fuckers

Some one spoon feed me
i want free dollaridoos
came back from over seas a few months ago
working as a sole trader for 3 months like 24 hours a week because of this virus
can i get any $$ since it has effected me getting work? and how do i apply on centerlink?

This. But I got the 750.

Same, an accountant. They had to get rid of the cadet accountant and accountant assistant, I just want to quit but it’ll fuck with my plan to make my first million before I hit 26. Fucking yellow niggers.

Just keep chuggin' along buddy :)

Australia is rich in natural resources.
These resources are sold for peanuts to foreign oligarchies.
The Australian people actually get very little since you concider how much is being ripped out of the ground.
But I guess the government will just keep defrauding us all and flooding our countries with more and more migrants.
Just a reminder that we live in a fascist state ever tax dollar you pay goes to dropping bombs in children and replacing your culture with cheaper workers.

>jobseekers will now make more than DSP
What.

I can’t fucking stand that I’m still going to work and qualify for NOTHING of these benefits.

Glowposting like this wont change the fact that your central banks money is worth nothing.

printing infinites amounts of dollars is done everyday to drop bombs on children, why is this any different. Governments are just trying to support the people that are having all their wealth stolen from them, why fight it??