Yas Forums humor thread

Attached: 1585513957659.png (700x933, 877.88K)

Oh great. Another diversion thread where we tell racist and sexist jokes that are already old and stale when WE HAVE A FUCKING KILLER VIRUS ON THE LOOSE AND NOBODY IS TAKING IT FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

That kid with the ear piercing looks lit as fuck! Ear piercing. Beached highlights....... fucccckkkkkkinnnnng SIIIIIIIIICKKKKK!

Attached: 1586152496889.jpg (640x522, 40.32K)

Looks indonesian

There's a virus on the loose! Quick drop what you're doing and run! Ahhhhhhhhh

literal cope

Attached: 57676576tyuoiuyt6u65768790y098768768.png (600x623, 385.16K)

Who's the "consider switching your allegiances" chick that had all the Yas Forums incels cyberstaking her and spamming boobs and vagene requests to her sm? That's who OP's pic reminded me of.

Attached: 1585284763408.webm (400x526, 1.39M)

nice bait but let me remind you that hitlers only problem was being a manlet and striking out at everyone all at once

Attached: 1580281543073.png (826x569, 701.93K)

You need to go back

Who gives a shit buddy

Saying this did not happen would get me into jail in my own country, with people looking down at me in all seriousness and despising me...

Not great, not terrible, leaf user is still beter at this

yeah, there was no way they baked all those cookies in just 5 years

Attached: 1574324932270.jpg (3112x2338, 1.54M)

>Oh great. Another diversion thread where we tell racist and sexist jokes that are already old and stale when WE HAVE A FUCKING KILLER VIRUS ON THE LOOSE AND NOBODY IS TAKING IT FUCKING SERIOUSLY.
Is this the new pasta? It's 10/10 and a worthy successor to the Leaf pasta.

Hey?!?!
You aren't Canadian, what gives?
Is this new pasta?!

Are these the three gay guys who pretended to drown in that pond, but actually fucked each other in the ass?

I bet that was the last time she went to the beach in California

Attached: 391DD7DD-99B5-42B4-BB55-2EB22CDA117B.jpg (968x681, 112.95K)

Anyone got that memeball?
When a historic event is so unquestionably true that it's a jailworthy offense in several countries to deny it?

Attached: 1586216076648.png (750x679, 725.61K)

White men protect your white women

>new pasta
Mmmmhhhh, yes I was craving for some not too long ago, thanks for the delivery

Why can't shitskins leave white women alone?

should've turned it into a drone.

Still a nothingburger. It weeds out the weak.

If you don't think this is the funniest shit you've seen all week, you have no appreciation for shitposting.

Attached: 1586207101663.png (1084x1122, 481.91K)

Attached: 1570405075115.png (1280x1440, 1.15M)

Gah, Shitskins are fucking boring.

The virus is black and likes rap music and watermelon.

Take some zinc and qunine faggot and calm down.

We know, shut it down.

Attached: 1586169606574.jpg (2662x2464, 1.88M)

This isn't and never has been a safe space of political correctness you basedboy faggot. Either lurk more you pussy or go the fuck back you shitskin.

You ain't going nowhere you Leftie faggot. The world is going to rhino ass rape you fucking liberal faggot so bad, and you know it. It's FAST shifting away from Global, Homo, Liberal and any other degenerate "ism" you want to shove up your ass. I laugh and spit on shit-stains like you.

Oh look, you got swarmed by shills claiming "it's just a flu bro". Reminder that the Chinks have been trying to spread it as widely as possible & convincing retards here to go run around being bioterrorists is their new plan.

damn it Hans wake up the sleeping beat already
204863
204863
204863

Kek, nobody gives a shit about wokeness anymore.

Attached: 1566358388746.jpg (640x630, 218.37K)

Attached: 1585698431666.png (940x300, 254.71K)

>worst southern

R2 Cain
>Curse of Ham
>Repatriated Kikes
>Sickle Cell (Matt. 15:22)
>Inbred Mosquitoes (Gen. 1:24, Matt. 15:26-7)

XX Cunt
>Submissive Sex (1 Cor. 14:34-5, 1 Tim. 2:11-4)
>Daddy Issues (Gen. 19:8)
>Stupid Bitch (Num. 30:3-16)
>Lustful Whores (Lev. 21:14-5, Tob. 4:12-3, Gal. 5:16-9, Eph. 5:3, 1 Thess. 4:3-5, Heb. 12:16; 13:4)

degenerate, demonic, demoralizing, deplorable, depressing, diabolical, disgusting, disparaging, dumb public suicide cuck faggot nigger
niggered fuckee traitor trash burns petrified sage in hell

discriminate the nappy niggers
>Ex. 23:29, Matt. 7:6
boycott the destitute niggers
>Lev. 26:22

enforce the anti-nigger laws
>Lev. 19:19, Deut. 7:1-4; 22:9-11, 2 Chr. 22, Ezek. 44:22, Matt. 5:17-9, Rom. 13:12-4
niggers, jail them all
>Ex. 21:20-1, Luke 12:42-8, 2 Cor. 6:14-7

deport the diseased niggers back to rapebolaidsfrika
>1 Kgs. 8:53, Neh. 13:3, Matt. 25:32, Rev. 5:9; 7:9; 11:9; 13:7; 14:6; 17:15; 21:24; 22:2
reinstitute apartheid for the hideous nigger sub-sahara
>Gen. 16; 24:3-8; 26:34-5; 27:46; 28:1-2; 28:6-9, Ex. 11:7; 33:16; 34:10-6, Lev. 20:22-6, Josh. 23:5-16, Judg. 3:5-8, Ezra 9; 10:2-19, Neh. 9:2; 10:28-31, Mal. 2:10-2, Matt. 10:34, 1 Cor. 5:9-13

re-enslave the lazy niggers
>Gen. 9:22-7; 10:6-20; 28:1-2; 34, Ex. 21:2-8, Lev. 25:44-6, Eph. 6:5-8, Col. 3:22
penectomize and neuter the retarded niggers
>Deut. 15:17

bomb and shoot up blacked niggers
>Ex. 22:19, Num. 25, Deut. 22:20-1; 23:17-8, Ps. 106:26-43, Prov. 6:24-35, Rom. 1:21-32, 1 Cor. 6:9-20
Lollicost 2: Satanic Niggaboo, X Y DNA edition
>Gen. 7:21-3; 19:24-9, Num. 12, Deut. 23:2-8, 1 Kgs. 11:1-13, 31-9; 16:30-3; 21:17-29, Neh. 13:23-31, Jer. 2:5-37; 13:15-27, Ezek. 16, Dan. 2:43-4, Hos. 5:3-7; 6:7-10; 7; 10:2-12, Jonah 3:7-9, 1 Cor. 10:5-12, 2 Pet. 2:4-19, Jude 1:4-18, Rev. 2:14, 20-3

wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Nigeria
>Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning, Adulterers (film), The President's Keepers, District 9, The Route, Stories of Our Lives

Attached: nigger bestiality death.png (1548x2592, 1.97M)

your country's children have been fed anti-natsoc propaganda for decades now. hitler wanted best for your people...

Attached: 1585696587062.jpg (617x617, 72.93K)

Attached: 1585961499180.png (640x536, 598.07K)

I'm not afraid to admit that I peed a little

Ah yes my daily reminder that wignats are indistinguishable from schizos

heheh

Attached: gubmint1.jpg (500x376, 25.83K)

Attached: 1584521875173.png (585x681, 574.62K)

Attached: IMG_6252.jpg (305x320, 35.07K)

Attached: 1585680068580.jpg (960x581, 56.05K)

Ok this one got me good

Attached: 1585949274984.jpg (1024x945, 96.85K)

are they really free if you have them locked in your house??

Attached: jumpers.jpg (840x571, 104.18K)

Attached: 1585118119369m.jpg (895x1024, 100.39K)

#ME2

Attached: 7au0byrt7wq41.png (431x767, 232.15K)

>Having to listen to conservative opinions in videogames discord and YouTube

You what?
Are you people even trying anymore?
It was never conservative plaguing the media at any point.
Wake up you thick cunt

Oh wait
>Memeflag
Nevermind

#mypussy
#myass
#yourmamma

Attached: conspiracy theory witches.jpg (913x477, 114.89K)

It’s fake dude.

>if only you knew how bad things really are

Attached: Screen Shot 2020-04-07 at 12.53.44 AM.png (354x310, 168.76K)

Ugh... that’s nightmare fuel.

why do you answer to homofag bots though?

Attached: conspiracy hoax.jpg (508x361, 37.41K)

Lol

Attached: trans bee.png (576x491, 185.64K)

Wait, why was there a penis on the ice cream lid at burger king?,

I can imagine the cats sitting on it for their cleaning as a last humiliation to the doggo.