/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3003

Okay, I'll neck myself.

Shit is that real?

Oh look
a new fake virus thread

user, have you tried getting a girlfriend? Might get you the same feelings you have right now

almost clicked that

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>Death rate in NY higher than 0.5% for younger adults
archive.is/9U1N2

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lreminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate
> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.
Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.
> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate. In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.
> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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Mixed race couple. Check.

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Counterpoint: Yas Forums apparently has so much influence that the shills come here to try to stop panic worldwide.

>skitzo death rate spammer is back

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Austria and Denmark are going back to work april 15th. America will go open up at the end of april. This shit is over. Fuck off with your end of the world bullshit. nobody is buying it anymore.

anyone got that hallelujah verse post?

But if it's nothing, why isn't it nothing?

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Love what ever those long leg things are called.

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Why are you so angry?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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nigger and... chink?

sup qt, come here often? can i buy you a drink?

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Apparently our end of the world bullshit has Influence lmao!
We are legitimate to the point where shills have to come to us to try to stop the panic

kek

THREE THOUSAND AND THREE, STILL ICE TEA

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it's over, user. no more life for anyone, the dolphins can have a shot at it or some shit. PRAISE CORONA-BRINGER OF THE DARK AGE

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Looks hispanic.

reminder that nobody will counter any of these posts

>CVG FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

>MOMMYS LITTLE RAMEN PREPPER BTFO

>CORONA CONFIRMED FOR DEATHLET

>CVG CAN NEVER RECOVER

reminder that nobody will counter any of these posts

>CVG FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

>MOMMYS LITTLE RAMEN PREPPER BTFO

>CORONA CONFIRMED FOR DEATHLET

>CVG CAN NEVER RECOVER

reminder that nobody will counter any of these posts

>CVG FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

>MOMMYS LITTLE RAMEN PREPPER BTFO

>CORONA CONFIRMED FOR DEATHLET

>CVG CAN NEVER RECOVER

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>the absolute of /cvg/ nurses

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>just hospitalize 20-30% of the populace bro

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That's the thing, you can't really tell. That's when you know you're dealing with... la creatura.

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Thigh highs?

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>Are you sure this will help us raise awareness about Covid-19?

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i hope someone made that ironically.

I wonder what I can do to maximize any payouts I can get from my state on this.

/x/ is where virus believers need to go
I have a large catholic family, my aunt has 12 kids, my uncle has 9, my other two aunts have around the same amound, their kids have kids, and some of those kids have kids. None are sick, none have seen the virus infect anyone. if it's not fake, then it's at least very very unlikely to infect anyone. You'd die in a car accident before you caught this thing

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Of course he is. Most schizos will only stop when forced to. That's why you wind up having to hospitalize them and medicate them against their will, until they get better and realize what stupid assholes they've been. Then they get out and go "Well I'm cured no need for those pills anymore" or "I don't like those side-effects, surely it wasn't that bad when I was sick, they must have been exaggerating" or my favorite, "I miss hearing god's voice" and the whole process starts all over again.

Schizos who won't follow their treatment are fuckmassive burden on society.

will 3m organic vapor cartridge work for corona virus?
p95

tips for using portopotty?
tips for going into grocery store?

sorry corona larper my goal is to redpill all cvg retards on the actual death rate and i won’t stop till every cvg retard has his delusions and fantasies erased and aligned with reality

fuck cvg fags!

corona is a deathlet!

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why can't we ever have things that are good (bad)?

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women?

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>I haven't seen a tiger in my vicinity therefore tigers do not exist

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>sleeping inconsistent for weeks
>completely pozzed sleep patterns
>up during night
>fallen into pit of degeneracy and coomed myself into burnout status
no more cvg. time to fix sleep patterns and stay up. drinking coffe as we speak in the am.

so are we gonna die or not? nothingburger or not?
some people seem to get ill and some people it's just a flu. I swing between no paranoia and full paranoia. but yet I can't do nothing but embrace muh herd because flag

>tfw havent seen the new london real david icke episode yet either

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Jesus Christ you've been posting these shits for at least a week in a row now. How can you be so autistic? Is Ritalin meds out of stock because of the quarantine?

He even unironically uses "kek". What did cvg do to deserve this?

captchas dickin me down hard tonight, bros

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hamburgers?

Explain why you think that you have to post it here.
Your mere posting is proof we are a legitimate influence org.

No idea

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>tips for using portopotty?
Don't use it
>tips for going into grocery store?
Imagine you're dracula and everyone smells like garlic.

>Supposed to have been at 2 million deaths a month ago
We barely even have a million cases let alone deaths. Such a nothingburger.

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Isnt it amazing that a mongolian basketweaving and throatsinging forum knew 3 months before all the intelligence agencies surveillance and spying, that there will be a global pandemic.
Even mossad had to scramble to steal tests and equipment.

4fhan has such influence that shills choose to post here.
Let that sink In.

>What did cvg do to deserve this?
post constantly laughable info and throws a fit when corrected

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Me too.

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kek don’t worry pal the deathrate is actually hilariously low.

check out these graphs and charts that i’ve posted.

if you are under 30 the death rate is literally (literally) zero

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Yeah, let's save the amazing jewconomy.

this is some advant gard psycho bullshit right here

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Newfag here Whats happening?

>>sleeping inconsistent for weeks
>>completely pozzed sleep patterns
>>up during night
>>fallen into pit of degeneracy and coomed myself into burnout status
omg literally me

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I love the magnet octopus tentacles

>redpilling with the debunked death rate
lol

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We trully are the most powerful org on the planet in terms of both information gathering and influence.

Shut up nerd

more like a dream theater record

We literally have such influence that shills think posting here will calm the panic.

We are god tier in influence.

>posting your own (you)s
I would expect that type of behavior from a German.

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uh sweetie your have the bad data please stop and don’t respond to this
k?

thanks

deathrate confirmed for zero

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the-sun.com/news/645016/fears-coronavirus-hide-cells-reactivate-recovered-patients-test-positive/

This shit stays in your body.
It's literally airborne AIDs

Don't catch it.

Stay home!!!!!!!!!!

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And?
Apparently Yas Forums is the most influential place In the world.

Amazing.

>tfw you will never scare kids with your grasshopper mouth melons

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Those projections were based on normal socialization standards, not quarantines. Because of those predictions, chinks locked it down and got somewhat ahold of it before it completely annihilated their population.

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read

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

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The virus is essentially the biggest nothingburger in modern history, but the recession may be hell for a few years... not to mention the increased (((safety measures)))

Man, I used to have one of those flying eagle toys. They were the shit.

Watch this first and tell me this is not a joint Democrat and Chinese plot:
youtu.be/SkT0uIUSdWs

Bill Gates is a friend with the one that bet that the stock market will go down so there is a huge chance Bates made some good money there.

If we take into account the timing (right after the impeachment going up in flames and months before the elections) democrats and the Chinese government made a deal to overthrow Trump so the democrats can cancel the tariffs on China and the democrats getting rid of Trump this starts making sense. Especially since Gates is a Democrat. So he not only wins money but implements his dream of chipping everyone. Bonus the Chinese get rid of the Hong Kong protests.

I am curious to see your response. Also to the kikes that say "why would all countries sacrifice their economies" I have to 1st tell you to fuck off

2nd if the other countries are in the know they win by taking Trump out of the picture since he is ruining their plans with the immigration (countries like Greece can't go out and protest now that the citizens are in lockdown) + making them pay for Nato etc.

3rd when the economy tanks the super rich and the politicians don't pay for it. The small businesses and the citizens pay for it and they ask for bigger government to help them

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>No traffic jams
>No crowded parking lots
>No crowds at famous food stalls that still does takeaway
This is fine.

Why get mad over a roastie? All she's doing is ruining her life by going out with Tyrone

debunked

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tldw

>recession

oh it's going to be worse than that bitch

argentina bro, please, post the numbers and map

But you have to post here.
The fact that you think posting will calm the panic shows that we now control the worlds infosphere.

Almost time for phase 2.

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Oh Canada

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>You know what would rule in a fight? Having long flowing hair anyone can grab to fuck my shit up
>Maybe wearing high heels too

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We could have had that beautiful future if the facebook mom's hadn't stopped monsanto

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Funny, i admit. On the other hand, intellige ce agencies can be safely shut down all over the world as they are worth not even a single cent.
These people are supposed to keep us safe, remember.

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>quarantine
>lockdown
>stay at home
Fuck you stupid slaves of gov, no one can force me to stay at home, no one can force me to do anything.
I HAVE RIGHTS! The fucking government is violating the Constitution!!!
I'm young, I won't die. Even if I die, I die for freedom.

capicua

cope

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That has nothing to do with what I'm saying.
If you have to go against a 4chad narrative true or false means we can move to phase 2 soon.

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Take your meds schizo

read

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

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starting next thread, I will

kek lads i have the funniest news

there was a time when cvg actually thought these numbers were going to happen

babahahaahbaahahah

they literally thought and made entire threads behaving as if this spreadsheet was going to occur.

and that sums up the stupidity and retardation of cvg. they get fed bad information and they regurgitate it like little fkn birds.

they don’t understand anything but fear. whatever seems the most scary must be true.

can you believe these retards thought these numbers would actually happen!

hahahaha

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>Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
>youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ
BASED SKY NEWS

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but then you'll just give it to boomers

WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE BOOMERS!

thank you and south korea for these golden pills yahoooo

it's tiem to stop it fren

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>I die for freedom.
You can always refuse to pay the fine user. Nothing is stopping you from going outside.

Has nothing to do with what I said.
The fact that 4chad caused this panic and you have to come here to try to stop it is a legitimacy test for Yas Forums and it means that we make the narrative now.

Gg no re.

We can even lie and make people listen!

hey fag check out this death rate

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Gary?

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>locking down 4.3 billion people slows the spread of a deadly pathogen

wow no way

u r 2 smrt

With the giant floating DNA in the sky and Oil Ocean Zone as the factory

i approve

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debunked

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>>tfw you will never scare kids with your grasshopper mouth melons
Why even live?

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>Using Gary's memechart to prove a point

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Man you're putting in a lot of effort to make the same point Gary makes in two sentences.

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thanks. I myself was lying in a hospital with pneumonia (not covid, tested negative) a week ago and had shitty button phone to use with the slowest speed ever, reading CVG. Those maps were the most informative posts in the whole thread.

Again, has nothing to do with what I said.
Yas Forums has the influence to cause a mass panic

i can’t stop laughing i’m alone in my bed just laughing non stop remembering how you idiots actually thought these numbers would happen

fucking cringe

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>Yas Forums has the influence to cause a mass panic
>stop it is a legitimacy test for Yas Forums and it means that we make the narrative now.
down the hall and to the left

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Third elder family relative that passed away on the past 3 weeks.

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That's chemtrails attacking your DNA you silly sheeple

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Yas Forums can cause mass panic at will and cause death with it at will now.

We win even if it was a nothingburger because people died.

Took over 3000 threads to finally get some truth.

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Have you faggots heard about the preliminary serology data out of Italy? A small town near Lombardy shows only 13-14% of the population as possessing convalescent antibodies, strongly indicating that the "millions asymptomatic recovered"/"undetected November spread" nothingburger argument is likely just a cope.

unz.com/isteve/even-a-town-in-northern-italy-is-still-pretty-far-from-herd-immunity/

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fucking kek
checked

drinking coffee late at night is based tho.

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Daily reminder that nothingburgers have no counter to these numbers

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