/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3002

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>darling!!! Come out of that stupid suit, it looks so ugly on you!
Wat do?

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Checked, nows your chance, just start kissing, then cop a feel.

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Will you fulfill her wish?

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No more (you)s for you Gary.

Begone.

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>18 months after corona virus wipes out majority of humanity
>most living men are sterile
>but not you
>you listened to /cvg/ and prepped
>The last remaining government finds out
>boom
>crash
>bang
>you get blackbagged
>tests are ran and you have good blood, but your semen is the most potent
>your new mission - repopulate the earth with the young fertile women
>Luckily they are your type
>But your saving yourself for marriage like a good boy
>post yfw

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its like that movie where she has to keep her heart rate up or the bomb goes off

Fuuuck I missed the 3000th thread and the Fry post

Stop eating bat soup chinks.

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he took the DRUIDPILL early on

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fuggin cute
saved

You have onry best interest in mind, Grorious motherland example for whore word

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Pretty nice. Thanks user.

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If you filter memeflags most of the shills go away

I thought they welded you all up. Glad to see you're still holding on. CHINA NUMBA WAAAN.

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They would just harvest your sperm, plus we got lots of eggs and sperm in banks try harder.

Cute!

>not even going to reach a million cases
nothing burger confirmed

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>literally shits all over globalism
>kills niggers and spics at greater rate than anybody else
>will cause massive civil unrest in major metropolitan areas
>will disrupt just-in-time shipping and further decimate big cities
>likely to hit third world nations the hardest even under best conditions
>likely to cause massive food shortages for third world nations
>will force Europe to choose between globohomo or survival
>which will likely drive the right wing in Europe to unprecedented victory
>China likely to face enormous backlash after all is said and done
>WHO discredited forever
>currently collapsing international banking system

Seriously, Coronachan is based af.

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FUCKING DRINK NOW
FUCKING DRINK NOW
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Dude are you gonna stop at 100,000 or 500,000? You are just looking foolish now.

what if i like taunting chinks and schizos? pic semi related

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q5d4YKSR8E4

Um, I wanted to just ask you about, um, over the weekend dr. Anthony Fauci mentioned that, uh, as many as, if I understood it correctly, as much as fifty percent of, uh, transmission could be, ah… asymptomatic and um, uh, just, uh, sort of online with that, um, if you could, um, just give us a little bit more about, um, what you’re thinking about the, um, the, the fact that, um, that um, I’m sorry, haha, hold on, that, um, that, that, um, some, some countries, have, have said that this, um, that this, uh…outbreak is, is more, um, infectious than, uh, influenza, um, three, as much as, CDC is saying that it’s, um, up to three times more, infectious, than, um, influenza, so, um, what do you have to say about that? thanks.

I have a cough, fever, and fatigue. I just want to lie there and do nothing. And it all started suddenly in 1 hour.
Huh, looks like we'll see you guys on the other side. Good luck to you.

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As a non-american, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Mine doesn't have the Band button for some reason

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Not knowing based Gary

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gary meet newfriend. newfriend meet gary

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dumb newfag

Possible thread theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=gdSWaIvyQ3o

It I'll hit 1mil by the end of the month even if it doesn't accelerate any more

>tfw Gary is also the styxhexenhammer alienware laptop pasta poster

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Based Abe

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What vidya are you playing during quarantine?

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We're never getting rid of this virus if it can infect a bunch of animals. In fact, itll probably mutate into something more deadly. Oh, but the orange retard says there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Nah bra, that's just a freight train coming your way.

>ahh how can you treat your wife so badly!?!?

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Dishonurabu

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Put your penis in it

youtu.be/mkjeoINcK_w?t=40

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The ventilator, Boris. Hand it over.

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Pulp Fiction? Metaphorical bomb.

thats /ourgirl/
>abortion and transition surgeries deemed non-essential
>borders closed indefinitely
>massive spike in hate crimes against stinky chinky
>LGBT deemed high risk due to shit lifestyle and high risk behaviors
>people spending more time with families
>more outdoor activity in the country where its safe, people being neighborly without breaking the safe distance rule
>record breaking gun sales
>cancelling shit elections

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Based Lumposter

She's amazing. No matter whether they choose /herd/ or /lockdown/ shit is fucked in a big way. I hope she sticks around for a long long time.

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I hope someone has the transparent of the catwalk gif

When is the projected second wave to hit?

>USA winning with unassailable lead in every category

It's just a hoax, we have it under control, it's just the flu, it'll be over by easter.

Imagine still actually listening to orange fool about anything.

CCP walked back in to pick up the camera then realizes, "hey we can't reveal that we know about every one of these things"

oops, forgot about this one

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2 weeks

Find out what frequencies are in your country and you can start listening in. Do you have a national weather station to tune into?

According to the predictions, there should be about 2 trillion cases right now. What do you say to this, based Gary?

Escape from Tarkov
Doom 2020
Animal Crossing
VR stuff

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Not so fast, zodiac! Put the ventilators in the guac bowl and no one gets hurt!

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t. Xiaoxiao

when normies go back to work

wim hof breathing, try it user

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Preeze to crap

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>Coofers Prayer:
Gary's bits never overfloweth, never sign nor carry. For he counts on into infinity. Amen.

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How good would an angelic corona-chan look? She's not a satanic being, but a guiding force, willing the worthy onwards, towards brighter future