Have to write an essay about a "social justice issue" I care about for my liberal English professor but I don't really care of agree with any of the topics she has proposed throughout the class. Help me Yas Forums, what would you write about?
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Jews.
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Rights for farm workers. It's super easy because literally all farmers are breaking the law to underpay their slave workers.
Alternatively he could be all EDGY and lose schoolmarks. We all know it's propaganda anyway
write about the threat to free speech. Thats a "social justice issue." Our rights are at risk
How feminism has lead to a degradation of the workforce by bullying men throughout their school years and being made unwelcome in colleges.
Or just half ass it. Guarantee this one grade won’t mean shit.
why don't you write about a topic you disagree with and give yourself a bit of a challenge. might make it more interesting. you could even try crafting an essay that you completely disagree with.
especially the CORPORATE threat to free speech
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The return of Germany's eastern territories.
Any environmental ones? Those are the only one's I even marginally agree with.
Just make up bullshit to get the grade and use your power level to charge the world after you get your career started.
I know the temptation is strong to write a redpilled paper to trigger your neo-liberal professor but I promise the juice won't be worth the squeeze.
Civil Liberties are the only true social justice issue. The rest is just virtue signalling.
Just Silesia, Koenigsberg and Alsaice-Lorraine
infant genital mutilation
Write about how harmful Circumcision is and why it should be illegal. That’s a massively overlooked social issue because people don’t care about violence against males.
It's the final essay for the class and it worth quite a lot.
Talk about how polygamy bans only oppress muslims now.
I wish I could write but I suffer from permanent writers block.
Change the world ***
Literally just write down anything and everything that comes to mind
Write about how you don't give two fucks about social justice and do a good job, forcingbthdm to grade you fairly. If they don't, raise holy hell.
What are the topics?
This.
Also if you want something going on right now, dig into the EARN IT bill that's trying to fuck over encryption on the internet and increase government surveillance.
This is the correct answer. It helps to put yourself in the mindset of the enemy so you can more properly dissect their propaganda.
write about how social justice is thinly veiled marxist
cite the author bell hooks
make it sound like you think marxism is super cool
enjoy your A+
Commercialization of Culture, erosion of Freedom of Speech, Influence of the CCP, & use of buzzwords to oppress and persecute in the Soviet Union (referencing Gulag Archipelago). GG EZ
Deny the holocaust and advocate for slavery. Then drop out of college because it's a total waste of time and money.
Why niggers should be returned to Africa for justice in society.
Talk about the unequal distribution of BBC among wh*Te women.
That’s civil liberties, not social justice. SJ is repairing a wrong done to a group.
Sexual abuse of children in Rotherham from a feminist perspective.
No topics or guidelines, worst professor of all time, the only thing it says it to write about a social justice issue you "care" about
Yak about how black people were Kangz.
Write about wage stagnation for the average blue collar worker, back it up statistics. Then assert that the stagnation is a simple problem of supply and demand. Because supply (labor) has gone up faster than demand this causes the cost to drop. I.e. Wage stagnation. Then assert this is because 20 million illegal immigrants are shifting the supply curve. Extra points if you begin with a bunch of communist allegories in the beginning of the paper too.
anti free speech laws primarily aim to suppress the voices of white men
Just write 'Nigger' over and over again
Write about #metoo and hollywood sex abuse scandals, weinstein, bill cosby, that faggot from house of cards, etc.
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this actually
i majored in english a while ago and would have written something like that for a piece of shit activist professor like yours op
How preposterous Marvel's new comic characters The New Warriors are offensive to lgbtqxyz by their stereotypical portrayal and how their attempts at diversity and representation have backfired as a thing of mockery.
Screentime- grandfather's 'internet gas' gives him ability to Google things in his head.
Trailblazer-an obese black girl with a her grandfather's magical extradimensional backpack
Snowflake and Safespace - Snowflake is no binary and can create snowflake shurikens. Safespace is a pink spandex-wearing 'typical jock' who can create pink barrier shields... but only when protecting others
B Negative- goth teenage vampire obsessed with 90s culture, almost like he's written by a GenXer.
Wont work commies dont believe in basic economics. Ive had econ profs explain in detail why welfare and free gibs to muds benefits the economy. Of course she was one herself.
jewish nepotism
I just go with the program and have a 95% in my class. Just pander to the kike, everybody is easy to manipulate when you pander. Haven't you seen Joe Rogan attempt political discourse?
This to.
That Europeans should get reparations from Africans.
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Tranny shit. That's the flavor of the month.
Men's rights
Just do it for the grade. I took humanities and BSed all of the papers and got As on all of them because I referenced Trump being a dictator. Just know your audience.
Write about child trafficking
Circumcision. Label it male genital mutilation. Use strong emotional appeal.
Preservation of endangered languages. There are 6000 languages spoken in the world, half of them will be extinct before the end of the century. When a language dies, we lose another unique culture and worldview.
ALL other students are allowed to make money on side jobs when in school, sometimes big money for top law students.
Overwhelmingly Nigger sportsball jocks are not, because of Jew run college made up "honor" BS.
Many of these Niggers get serious lifetime injuries that in ANY other setting would be fully covered for life.
When a law student gets job with real law firm, meets with real judge who went to same college about real case, that is real shit.
Sports ain't "real".
Who is making up barely legal BS rules that exploit dumb Niggers barely legal "adults" for big money while crippling them for life (or at least taking their college years from study)???
A bunch of conservative racist uneducated Whites, or 110% hard core liberal 90% Jewish college admins?
Ooga booga
what the actual fuck.
>they took ar jawbs!
Oh, sweatie...Maddox covered this over a decade ago
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Are you still finishing your core classes or are you majoring in a meme degree? If latter, no refunds.
Just core classes
bro, i paid someone like $20~$60 (depends on # of pages, academic level, and deadline) per essay assignment. passed my core subject courses with a solid B. never failed an essay assignment.
my major is in technology, and im just a lazy piece of shit and didnt felt like typing up essays. there are an abundance of websites offering these services; you can quickly find them in just one search on the web.