/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3001 - THREE THOUSAND™ EDITION

► Detected: 1,346,966 (+962) ► Died: 74,702 (+48) ► Day: 89 (-22:48:44)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,648 strains have been sequenced —
— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
NY official says morgues are full
archive.is/tV5Z0

5 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus
archive.is/FsLmI

Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

40% of cases needing ventilators in Russia are under 40
archive.is/4aTFg

H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
archive.is/YdfDX

>INFO
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

26 year old in Brazil dies without previous conditions
archive.is/O84xL

CDC considering making public wear masks, against WHO advise
archive.is/iWf0J

"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
archive.is/nZNgJ

COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
archive.is/16lzc

>REMINDER
0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
archive.is/cdt2q

Iran coronavirus burial pits the size of football fields
archive.is/xLTL1

China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
archive.is/ri1TY

Ecuador has a lot more deaths than officially reported, president says
archive.is/GjNBf

Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

>LATEST
02:00: 54 new cases in New Zealand
00:55: 296 new cases and 31 new deaths in Mexico
00:48: 112 new cases and 1 new death in Panama
00:42: 74 new cases and 5 new deaths in Argentina
00:39: 69 new cases and 3 new deaths in Idaho
00:35: 138 new cases and 6 new deaths in North Carolina

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foxnews.com/politics/who-director-faces-growing-calls-to-resign-over-handling-of-coronavirus-china
youtu.be/Q5d4YKSR8E4
youtube.com/watch?v=vWaN8b-FwDI
nextstrain.org/ncov
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

That's cool and all, but I have an important announcement to make

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Theresa Tam is paid by the CCP
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foxnews.com/politics/who-director-faces-growing-calls-to-resign-over-handling-of-coronavirus-china

WHO commie nigger about to BTFO.

Press S to spit
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Yes my boy?

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About to order my first bat house! Should I paint "REFUGEES WELCOME" on it?

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I for one, would hear this gentleman speak. Sir you have the floor.

BoJo looks like Trump's deeply depressed alcoholic brother

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This guy says um a lot
youtu.be/Q5d4YKSR8E4

So...anyone rooting for Coronachan at this point?

They eliminate mosquitos so at least you won't have to deal with zikachan.

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One moment gentlemen, thank you for your attention; I forgot to do my stretches in preparation of this big announcement, which will use every bone and muscle in my entire body. Please give me a moment to stretch.

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What a terrible hoax this was.

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Go on...

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fuck i made one for my neighbor out of a fence paling for free.

...Where do you think you are? We are a death cult.

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Hnnngghhh.... hnnggghhhhh

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remember when people were making blood sacrifices to her? I'm glad that stopped

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Ahh, so you're just shitposting. I want Japan to remain homogeneous. A homogeneous culture doesn't instantly make a country immune to retarded ideas. The Japanese have backwards ideas on health.

Still no treatment.

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corona-chan can now bring back the dead too

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Hnnngggaaahh... agghhhh

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Of course! We're waiting for you

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Cases will spike up again in 2 days lmao.

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Take your time my good fren!

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>holds up to 200 bats
That's really cool, I want to have 200 bats in my backyard now

youtube.com/watch?v=vWaN8b-FwDI
C-C-COVID
21
22
and 23

So, it's a nothingburger after all?

Are the US navy cases being counted in the US numbers?

Just got in, what did I miss today?

we wait in eager anticipation

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>AlfaBUAI
ID says it all. Argie baker is the alpha of Buenos Aires, everyone is gonna die.

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Yes, have a moment. I'm rubbing my hands in excitement

Can I come over for some bat soup?

i want to ride through the mountains

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>Dead: 74,697
lol, still only 74,697.
How many days has it been stuck at 74,697? Four days? Five days?

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Do you have a source on the 3,648 strains figure? I couldn't find anything in the pastebin

As I was saying, gentlemen:

*clears throat*

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
> FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
> FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
> FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
> FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS
> FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS

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Let's roll!
Doubles decide the faith of my Government
Triplets decide my faith
Quadruples decide the faith of the United Kingdom

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Can't wait to see what the numbers look like in May desu

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>"That's the guy that delivered some shit the other day and learned where i was quarantining"
>you decide it's better if you just take her to your house

Preeze to provide source

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whats he gonna say?

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3. Info / Research
Tracker of mutations
nextstrain.org/ncov

Stretch the joints, too.

Czeched

We're waiting

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>Hello, based department?

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I can hardly wait!!!!

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>You are based!

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Take your time, good man. The floor is yours whenever you finish your flexibility routine

checked

i get so much joy in posting this argie virgin

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If we have enough bats, sure

>stopped
self-solving problem.

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NIGGERS

look at him go

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Kino supreme

HE'S DONE IT WHAT A MADLAD

>▶being this fucking based
I'll DRINK TO THAT!

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>trump shitted on 2 reporters today.
>NYC see's a small bit of good news, could plateau.
>3M making lots of masks for US over the next 3 months.
>anti-body tests released today

literally shocked right now desu

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HE REALLY DID IT TO THEM!!!!!!

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UM, SIR THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BASED.

Thank you for your time everyone. Hats off to everyone except Jews, trannies, jannies... and of course, those stinky fucking niggers!

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Someone got a 3000 get on the 3000 thread. Pretty neat. And a bunch of folks died and stuff

Bravo sir! Well done! Truly an inspiring speech.

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If it hits six digits will you finally stop?

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