How the fuck do people believe in this stuff? I tried to explain some of your conspiracies to my wife today (frazzle drip, celebrities being arrested, trump going after Hollywood pedophiles) but I just couldn't stop laughing at it.
Worse, almost every week we have a 300+ reply thread about "the indictments that are coming" and NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. The conspiracies are disproven every fucking week yet folks keep believing in them.
Curious to know: what made you believe in it?
Qanon
Caleb Ward
Christopher Cox
Yas Forums was created by the CIA to contain all the schizos.
Jayden White
The thrill of pretenting to be a child rapist.
this frazzleshit has got to be the gayest shit I ever read on here
Carson Rogers
Why do you post to Yas Forums about them every day?
Kayden Price
It's partially schizos and mentally retarded boomers and the other half ironic shitposters pretending to be retarded.
Grayson Fisher
I usually ignore the Q threads. Still, the whole thing amuses me. I'm legitimately trying to how this thing has kept going for so long. Is it an organic "movement" or is there an organization feeding the conspiracies?
It seems that conspiracy theories grow, in part, because they're so implausible that no intelligent person feels the need to disprove them.
Jose Clark
Calm down man.
Anthony Robinson
>I'm legitimately trying to how this thing has kept going for so long.
Really? Are you really this stupid? Or just trying really hard not to come off as a shill?
Julian Robinson
Explain this to me then.
Cameron Allen
>some dude writes random things on a fucking imageboard
>people believe him and think he's a messiah of truth
I wrote so many things here and there were retards who believed me but holy fuck I just don't know why
Blake Nguyen
I just read the story. What am I supposed to explain?
Thomas Nelson
It was brought in on a flatbed truck as a protest kek do you even research shit?
Jackson Ross
Brody Green
What do you believe Yas Forums, the Australian shitposting origin or the FBI entrapment origin?
Robert Brooks
Jayden Hall
You slimy kikes trying to summon the god of chaos do not realize he is not with you and will kill all of you
Adrian Gonzalez
We believe in science on Yas Forums user. You've ever heard of it?
Kayden Gutierrez
the new guard will be worse
Samuel Bailey
Isn’t it frazzled rip? To answer your question, I like it from a creative, home grown, pseudo ARG type viewpoint, but I don’t believe in it. It’s fun to observe. Don’t let it bother you so much, just trust the plan. Anyway, we all know BDanon is the only real deal on here. As soon as Area 51 starts releasing the gold that they’re producing with their alchemy machine, we can all go through the black hole and emerge as children, if the crazy military guts with the nukes planted under the Yellowstone caldera don’t blow us all up first.
Jordan Young
>we believe in science
Oliver Rogers
It's batshit crazy, but is it really that much crazier than most of the other conspiracy theories/hoaxes that the vast majority of people here believe and have been espousing for years?
Claiming QAnon is real is not that different from saying Bush/Jews did 9/11 or that Sandy Hook was done by the government with crisis factors. It's claiming there's a conspiracy inside the government doing something nefarious, and only a select trusted few are privy to this forbidden knowledge and must put a stop to it. And it evolved out of Pizzagate, which a ton of people here still believe.
If you believe in ZOG and Pizzagate but think QAnon is crazy, re-evaluate your world view.
Carson Nguyen
B-but, those things are demonstrably real. Did you even watch Loose Change user?
Gabriel Ramirez
>11
>doubles
Q predicted this
Oliver Martinez
>That same wojak libshit meme
Stop boomer fag. Your obviousness is pathetic.
Jonathan Sanders
>he's right ya know
Zachary Kelly
i wouldn't mind the schizos if they didn't feel the need to spam their shit in every thread
Carter Davis
>If you believe in ZOG and Pizzagate but think QAnon is crazy
Actually, I think Qanon is part of ZOG.
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Ayden Davis
The one conspiracy theory I think is somewhat plausible is that some of these crazier ones could actually themselves be conspiracy theories propagated on gullible places like Yas Forums to confuse people and cause chaos. I don't think it's too out there to think some intelligence agency or firm would do something like that. But there's no way to know, and it's certainly a lot more likely just a random troll having a laugh.
I wouldn't be extremely shocked if QAnon was a ploy from some group, but ZOG isn't real, friend. Don't believe things without explicit evidence. We obviously have no evidence QAnon is legit, but we also have no evidence it's a scheme with a particular agenda. There are lots of possibilities.
I know you're being facetious but I actually did a few days after it came out. I was about 13, and for a good few weeks I started thinking it might be real. Then I dug into it in much more depth and thought carefully about the nature of beliefs and evidence, and from then on have never believed a single conspiracy theory that's been spread on the internet. (Minus universally accepted things like MKULTRA and COINTELPRO.) It first turned me into a conspiracy theorist, but then a skeptic and theory debunker (insert fedora replies), so I'm glad I saw it.
QAnon is bullshit in the same way all the other theories 90%+ people here believe are bullshit. It's based on random testimonials from people who never provide any actual evidence and are constantly contradicted by facts. The philosophy here is to not trust the government or media, which is good advice to follow, but then they go to "okay, instead we should trust random infographics and Youtube videos", which is fucking retarded. CNN certainly spins things heavily, but the sort of bullshit and misleading data and statistics found in every Yas Forums thread is an even more egregious form of spin than CNN's.
Levi Martinez
Why are you dodging his questions?
He's being genuine yet you two are trying to derail the thread into adhoms.
Kayden Young
>ZOG isn't real, friend.
>Don't believe things without explicit evidence.
So Earth is flat? Fuck me.
Jacob Fisher
I can answer it: it's gone on for so long due to "social evaporative cooling". It's the same reason that doomsday cults with leaders who predict the world will end on a certain date continue to exist and actually grow even more tight-knit over time, even when it's plainly obvious the world has not actually ended on their predicted date.
lesswrong.com
QAnon will continue to have a devoted group of adherents in 2026. That's just how these things go. Humans are weird.
You and I wouldn't be qualified to assess evidence claiming the Earth is either flat or curved. Those sorts of beliefs have to be approached differently. QAnon is much simpler to assess.
David Hughes
Why are there so many anti q threads lately?
Dylan Edwards
>ZOG isn't real
Congrats, you played yourself.
Christopher Scott
It makes me laugh when these qoomers think that literally anyone who doesn’t “trust the plan” is a shill or my favorite, “kike” (he says while worshiping a Jewish religion and following a Jewish ideology in civic nationalist neo conservatism). Let me just spell it out for you boomers okay? Imagine a bunch of people who hang out after work together or at school or something who have been a group of friends for years that like certain topics. All of the sudden some new guy comes in and start talking about how things used to be better at this bar/school or whatever from reading yelp reviews of it instead of actually being there. Imagine this new person started speaking for the group. “We” didn’t used to believe this, “we used to talk about this.” This new boomer person starts trying to act like a part of the in group and have a discussion but he always ends up shitting or pissing himself. This new person invites his boomer friends to the same bar and believes he is in good company because he also shits and pisses himself and believe in the vapid stupid shit that the original migrant does. After a while the natives of this bar just get sick of it and tell them to fuck off and get out. Maybe they call him a retard or an old stupid fuck boomer in the process. That’s exactly what you q tards are. You are the invading migrants that try to shit up places you don’t belong in. And if anyone calls you “retard” or “boomer” you use the native bar member’s own words against them incorrectly and call them “shill” and “kike” because you appropriated it in the first place from the originals. We aren’t shills or kikes, we just seriously don’t want your 90 iq trump worshiping opinion because it’s dumber than dogshit. Save it for facebook or the donald.
Samuel Baker
Q predicted this.
Jack Wood
>Explaining shit to women
Faggit detected
Aaron Wilson
See: IG influencers promoting anti vax along with Q.
Christian Lee
cuz its ruining this board.
Hudson Butler
I think the main problem is that specifically people that NEVER go outside and NEVER communicate with people in the outside world... those people now have a voice. Don't get me wrong, I'm a right wing Republican dude but I just can't get into all the insane conspiracy shit.
I try to speak reason to Yas Forums but my responses go unheard. I drop redpills all the time--redpills meaning "the reality of the world or a circumstance" and I get virtually 0 responses to it.
This faggot fucking board is filled with incel schizo cunts whose voices would never be heard if they opened their door once in a while. Being here has honestly made me hate conspiracyfags and incels a lot more than I ever did
Charles Wood
You think you are redpilled and yet aren’t race realist and unironically call yourself a “republican.” Lol, drop some redpills for us boom boom.
Tyler Perez
>You and I wouldn't be qualified to assess evidence claiming the Earth is either flat or curved.
So I will believe that the Earth is flat.
>Those sorts of beliefs have to be approached differently.
Says who? You? Ministry of Magic? Dumbledore? Dolores Umbridge? Harry Potter? Nagini? Who decides which beliefs have to be approached in a certain way? Who user? Who?
>QAnon is much simpler to assess.
And who said this is true? You? CIA? DJT? David Bowie? Who user? Who?
Jeremiah Allen
Because they've gone off the rails saying chink virus is a hoax for Trump to rescue 35,000 children from deep underground military bases and arrest Tom Hanks and Ellen Degeneres, because they are clearly the two head honchos of the cabaal syndicate.
Josiah Ramirez
>Don't get me wrong, I'm a right wing Republican dude
user.............
Chase Nelson
Qanon is ZOG keeping boomers under control and Pizza Gate was ZOG throwing shit into the zone to hide the real Jewish pedos like Weinstein and Epstein.
Christian Lee
>I try to speak reason to Yas Forums but my responses go unheard.
Yes, we usually ignore retards unless they have entertainment value. This isn't Thanksgiving dinner where we have to entertain the mixture of shit and cum that flows out of your mouth after you've finished a session of cock sucking and coprophilia.
Kayden Lopez
When an ACTUAL GLOW NIGGER admitted to it being real faggot.
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Jaxson Bailey
What do you think his “redpills” consist of? “Democrats are the real racists! I love niggers and israel!” That’s my guess. Imagine calling yourself a “republican” unironically in Yas Forums and believing yourself to not being some neocon boomer.
Samuel Baker
Andrew Wood
Owen Wood
>plebbit spacing
Good one doofus
Brandon Cooper
Elijah Foster
Nigger I make jewelry and have multiple clients who are incredible more wealthy than all of you very social and they love me and you would never know I’m like this on the net. Probably infinitely more charismatic than you, also used to be into singing and such, wanted to do opera.
Most of us even have a funny term for this, we hide our “power level.” Because of normie brainlet faggots like you that are scared to “wrongthink” out of fear of being judged by other normie faggots. And you come here, where we can organize against your stupidity to help you idiots from yourselves and you complain about how we won’t conform here. You are a plague. This place doesn’t belong to you and you’re a massive faggot.
Thomas Allen
Josiah Hughes
>no indictments
>nothing happening to celebrities who are "under house arrest" in a time when everyone is meant to stay home
>no 10 or 3 days of darkness
>virus is proving to not be a hoax and cover for trump's supposed theatrical arrests
>still no proof over "muh tunnels" and "thousands of kids" being pulled from them and being treated in NYC
How many more nothing burgers do these people need? It's honestly getting kind of sad. They just forget about failed predictions and eat up the next crazy idea without a second thought.
Aaron Hughes
Anybody who genuinely believes Q is a moron, a puppet on strings for the feds to control. It's creepy how cult-like they are that this rando is ASHKULLY DOING SOMETHING FOR REALSIES GUYS
Jacob Garcia
Boomers all have lead poisoning from spending their entire lives living in houses with leaded paint and driving cars running on leaded petrol.
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Nathan Butler
user can't you see, all that incorrect stuff was just disinformation or else the cabaal would know Q exists and is coming for them. It's just so Oprah doesn't see him coming!
John Carter
They are just election migrant boomers. They are too old to change their mind. At least real actual newfags who are like 19 have the possibility to being redpilled here. The boomers are just a lost cause. They still believe in republican democrat goy game theater as the highest form of poltics
Asher Jones
Jonathan Scott
it's a psyop
half of them are glowie shills or bots
the other, schizos and low iq boomers
Michael Edwards
>Yas Forums was created by the CIA to contain all the schizos.
Infinity chan did a good job of that, now that both that and the Trump subreddit is gone Yas Forums is even worse than it was during the election.
Bentley Rodriguez
this right here is the psyop. q user is batshit lunacy intended to discredit credible far right dissident theories (elite pedophilia, blood libel, 9/11, sandy hoax etc) so that they all get lumped in with qanon retardation and never taken seriously. oldest trick in the book. q user is jared kushner and about a third of q posters are straight up kikes.
Bentley Adams
When May rolls around and no one has been arrested Q research will be a boiling cauldron of salt