YFW you realize that the current Covid19 situation is the live drill for when C/2019 ATLAS comes and fucks our shit up in late May, on first pass, or anytime through September on Earth's way through its tail. They just discovered this thing in December. Our time may be ending soon, fellas.
YFW you realize that the current Covid19 situation is the live drill for when C/2019 ATLAS comes and fucks our shit up...
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Joshua Allen
Covid-19 is actually caused by cosmic radiation from the ATLAS comet. All this 5G nonsense is just misdirection as usual.
Landon Diaz
I MISS THOSE HORSEFUCKERS!!
Samuel Richardson
Fake pandemic makes it easy to steal all the goods and disappear underground
They probably had pandemic fiasco ready to roll in case of EDE
Angel Baker
Choking to death on ash and dust seems like a terrible way to go, Pompeii style. Fuck.
Brandon Thompson
This is a theory I've been kicking around and it very well could be. Forced quarantine so the masses get quality time with loved ones before the extinction event. Disclosure would be irrelevant. Economy and jobs wouldnt matter so fuck em. Everything else is also rearranging the deck chairs.
James Thomas
Dude, I hate to think about it.
Anthony Kelly
Checked
Hope that I'm near the impact zone
Sweet Sweet Relief
William Wood
Godspeed senpai, godspeed!
Joseph Wright
Thanks You !
I mean there's worse ways to leave this realm. I feel for ya OP, somethings are just out of our control.
That coupled with the fact I'm a jaded loser
Jose Stewart
Bump. Now I understand why the treasures you have stored up on Earth amount to nothing..
You gonna take all that with you, huh faggot? What is all those billions doing for you now?
Oliver Sanchez
I fucking hope so. An asteroid colliding with earth and destroying humanity would be a small price to pay to see israel wiped out of existence
Wyatt Kelly
It's going to be rad as fuck, we'll get knocked out of orbit on the passby and just freeze to death. Will probably be puking the whole time.
Logan Williams
oh, shit, they made a documentary about this!
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Logan Morales
checkaroo
Meanwhile, I'm just going to get drunk and eat the best burritos and cheeseburgers and pray to the baby Jesus for me to have safe passage into the unknown.
Nolan Nguyen
take your meds
Alexander Roberts
>What is all those billions doing for you now?
Funding my underground society of nazi super soldiers who will reclaim the world when all is ash
Landon Bailey
Haha
Hunter Martin
i hope i get my free money so i can get stoned at least. been like 20 years since and i always had the itch and said id get stoned again before i died. i just dont give a fuck anymore, theres nothing to do
Jaxson Parker
Well shit nigga, sign me up! Where the young, pale skinned trad wives at?
Brayden Bell
If you have not been contacted by now, I’m afraid you never will be. Sorry user.
Kevin Brown
I love you.
Oliver Hall
Randall Carlson has been preparing us for this reality for years
Samuel Johnson
What are you waiting for? Weed is gay anyways, take some mushrooms or something pussy
Carter Campbell
i drained all my money sitting here not allowed to go to work
maybe i will eat some shrooms too. idfk
Nathaniel Lee
Who dis? I don't know if I want to hear what he has to say now..
Leo Martin
Sooo...you are telling me...not only is my brain f-%-ing going in circles about this C-19 virus, but now some cosmic physical rock is going to wipe me out? At least i might be able to see whats going to kill me. Bitter sweet.
Connor Cooper
You can already see it with binoculars. You will see it coming with plain eyesight soon. It's going to be a wild fucking ride.
Joseph Hernandez
he's a researcher mainly focused on the cataclysmic events around the end of the ice age 12000ish years ago that ended the previous decently advanced civilization and reset most of humanity back to square one. Can check out old lectures on "geocosmic rex" youtube. basically sphinx/pyramids/gobekli tepe/etc are all leftovers from these ancients but modern (((academics))) date them way more recently because it might fuck up their tenure to admit the dawn of civilization wasn't 4-6000 years ago, instead merely humanity clawing itself back from the brink after a devastating cataclysm. All the flood myths in the majority of religions probably refer back to this time
Michael Scott
Interesting stuff. I have a big telescope. Think i can see it?
Jason Ramirez
John Diaz
cry moar homo
Connor Bennett
You definitely can. Look into it, C/2019 comet ATLAS. It's going to be something we've never seen anything even close to the likes of in history.
Jace Ramirez
Checked and catch you on the flipside.
Lincoln Fisher
Ian Stewart
yolo
Evan Foster
I suggest you all become friends with some Hopi indians so they can lead you to the ant people.
Mason Lee
Bump.
William Wright
Good. I fucking hate this place.
Gabriel Russell
yeah. this is the real scary stuff.
Hunter Scott
Jack Flores
based
Elijah Allen
Nothing ever happens you fucking faggot
Thomas Wright
Oh God damnit.
Mason Evans
Have faith fren, something is happening..
How do you not feel it?
Justin Bennett
With the way things are going, it's probably going to smash earth isn't it?
Zachary Barnes
Gonna bust off a new moon
Christopher Garcia
That shit's not going to come anywhere close to earth and you're all doomer fags.
Learn math you futile homos.
Carter Walker
>[Citation Needed]
Parker Morris
Google it, you dipshit.
Jaxon Scott
holy shit ...
Lincoln Scott
It's easier for them to just go full on denial and drop the "meds.. schizo.." routine.
Ian Jenkins
Meanwhile OP A few months ago we were called happeningfags and this was all just a “Nothing Burger” but we have proven them all wrong. Our time is seriously coming and I can’t wait to see it desu.
Ethan Diaz
What is gravity? What is a comet tail?
Fuckers are not capable of critical thinking, I swear.
James Barnes
I'm scared but ready, user.
Leo Robinson
is this the skypepe?
Connor Gomez
Good model of the situation.
Jaxson Campbell
What if it hits mercury and pool shots it into earth, kek.
Carter Phillips
Based Foo Fighter poster. Such underrated JoBro.
Hunter Ramirez
Yeah, we have no idea what's going to happen but we know this much, it's on a 6000 yr orbit that coincides with our history of happenings. Buckle your seat belt, user!
"We're all in this together!"
Bentley Parker
how can fucking something 37 800 000 km away (closest point it will get to earth) fuck shit up? Explain OP
this is the same distance planet Venus gets to its closest point to earth
for comparison moon is 384 400km away
Alexander Smith
If the poles flip elite bunkers are fucked.
Jaxson Ward
And they just found out about this thing and know exactly it's trajectory?
Yeah, nah.
Isaac Phillips
Word. Complete reset.
How would anyone ever think such a body of intergalactic movement wouldn't at the very least impact our orbit??
Nathaniel Young
And who the fuck are you, Copernicus
Caleb Myers
An individual with a decent intelligence and a sizeable amount of critical thinking..
Why do you care? You seem mad.. Why? Who are you?
Dominic Taylor
Would a polar reversal actually be that bad? What would happen to us?
Brody Cruz
Memeflags, every time. Why are they the way they are?
Jace White
i fukken kekd so hard
Benjamin Evans
Take a couple magnets and play with them.. Notice their properties.. Same exact thing but on a global scale.. Laws don't change, no matter the size.
Ethan Morales
based kekd and 1488 pilled
Andrew Harris
some people talk about the magnetic poles flipping, that would weaken the field and allow areas to get cooked by the sun and other shit etc
dzhanibekov effect is the earth itself literally flipping on its axis. water doesnt like to change direction
Henry Murphy
You're not answering my question at all. Playing with magnets is no way to understand the effect that a planetary polar shift would have on living things.
Christopher Russell
>retarded post
>see ID
>Cuck to fed
Top fucking kek
Sebastian Murphy
Are you serious bro? The planets are magnetized.. I'm not even going to spell it our for you, sorry.. If you want to be that thick, just enjoy the ride, you don't need to know why.
Joshua Morris
Ahahaha a lmao.. I didn't even see that, based bro, thank you and best of luck!
Easton Wood
Wouldn't everything continue spinning in the same direction after the flip just inverted, or am I stupid?