/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3000

>It's at 3000 already
AAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE MY ENERGY CORONA-CHAN

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>he actually used a dark haired version this time
Great news!

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Anyone else been here since the start? Feels good to be a happeningchad.

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Toastin' in historic bread

Checked
Meme magic is real.

Is anyone else sick of Doctor OZ? what a fucking hack. At 4:30 he suggest to Dr.Raoult to use HCQ in PLACEBO studies. What the fuck is this guy thinking?
youtube.com/watch?v=7K2MTwErmD0

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I had such a journey through all of this, it is no longer comfy but I have to keep at it

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I was here when The Dead Sea just had a little coof

This is it, isn't it?

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Posting in a nothingburger thread

yeah posting in ebin thread

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It’s plateauing everywhere. The happening is dying.
Back to work by May you neets
You won’t make it to 4000. Screen cap this

HORY SHIT

>"There will be a surprise outbreak for the next president" -Fauci in 2017
liveleak.com/view?t=9415O_1586215034
What did he mean by this?

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So long, Wisconsinbros. It's been nice to know you.

witnessed.

>3000
>not a special lewd dump edition

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Happy 3k bot-sama!!!!!!!

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Man, 3000 bot threads and you faggots are still at it. Impressive. I don't really have any new input, the psyop seems to be going well. Plebbitors and boomers are scared and ready for whatever bullshit you plan on ramming up their asses. Can you make it snappy, though, because I'm getting really bored of it all. Also, how's the weather down in Langley?

Happy anniversary and here's to 3000 more CIA nigger bot threads.

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Checked

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they even named zhengli shi
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ
Yas Forums is always right

youtube.com/watch?v=9gIMZ0WyY88

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why is the USA getting smashed by this?
why was their response so bad?
why was their response so delayed compared to other countries?
who is to blame?

>pic is americunts thinking this peaked 2 days ago

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Ebin

Posting in ebin thread finally I can lay myself to rest

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Well that's a nice start to the thread.

These end times are a bit boring, desu.

krang

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no fucking way

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witnessed put me in the screen cap

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>this kills the nothing sausage shills

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Will there be a war with China? Will biological weapons eg rice fungus be used?

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oohh argie turbo-virgin doomfag, how i enjoy posting this

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>nothingburger
Nothingburger
>nothingburger
Nothingburger
>nothingburger
Nothingburger
>nothingburger
Nothingburger
>nothingburger
Nothingburger
>nothingburger
Nothingburger

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If single corona Chan dissipates and we enter an era of peace and harmony amongst all peoples of all races
If repeating we take out the Chinese menace and Israel falls to the saudis

Wow

Let's roll!
Doubles decide the faith of my Government
Triplets decide my faith
Quadruplets decide the faith of the United Kingdom

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WITNESSED

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nice

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Why even live? Fuck if I were a genderless lump I'd be begging for death, assuming I couldn't drag myself out a window or something.

These threads are legendary.

From the up to downs to the high and lows. The ride's been great
youtube.com/watch?v=xfNF8ZGvY8A

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Check'd

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Gary GNU ICU

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>niggers
>business casual
>crocs

Just when I thought this dude couldn’t get more fucking ridiculous

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Take the red pill
youtube.com/watch?v=SROaLrEY-NQ

docs.google.com/document/d/15SSAbJh41HwVvWvBcQB7Fa9Nqu_Zc6Y8ZGcbJJs_J78/edit?usp=sharing

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put me in the screencap my fellow blackssssssss

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been here since basically the beginning. (one of the first things I worked on was running the tests in pic related), it's been an honor shitposting with you guys.

I am a Wisconsinbro. I've got a milsurp respirator to wear to go vote tomorrow. I live in a rural part so there's only a couple hundred people total that can use the local polling station

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Witnessed

my god

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Wtf is happening right now?

What the fuck happened to him?

le epic

Ya'll ready to get a visit from your government to check up on your health?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCyqcoC747o&t=22s

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blessed

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6,000,000 Cases by APRIL 20TH
then we Boogaloo.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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put me in the peencap

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Witnessed

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>this nothingburger will be forgotten by february
>this nothingburger will be forgotten by march
>this nothingburger will be forgotten by april
>this nothingburger won't even kill 100 people
>this nothingburger won't even kill 1000 people
>this nothingburger won't even kill 10000 people
Kind of hard for this to be a somethingburger when the goal posts keep changing

Kek ways are mysterious, sure Fry is blessed.

Checked and confirmed

Been here since January and I'll be here until this dries up or the world ends. Thanks for shitposting with me, everyone. This makes everything tolerable

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Lol oh shit user fucking checked

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>he finds Asians attractive
Lol

I was mocked. MOCKED!

But, I was right.

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>tfw it'll be another rollan thread

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Probably drugged as fuck.

Holy heck numerals

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wat the fok

LET'S GET FUCKING DRUNK

witnessed, put me in the screencap, RIP BOJO

Is putting words in mouths normal on us news?

xD

To repeat, raw death numbers are meaningless. 99.99% of corona deaths are a 'straw that broke the camel's back' thing; these are the people with chronic underlying conditions who would have died of flu or old age within a few months anyway. It's not so much that they died of corona-chan, rather they died WITH corona-chan because it exacerbated an underlying condition.
Compress all the age/flu deaths for 6 months into 4 weeks and of course you get a massive alarming looking spike and overloaded hospitals, but all that's actually happening is a hastening of the terminal, not an "OmG tHiS iS tHe BigGeSt SoMeThInGbUrGeR EVAR"

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He is with us

It is fate

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PRAISE BE CORONA-CHAN

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Neat

This country is backwards in many more ways than you'd imagine.

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NONONO BOJO
My fire alarm went off and I checked the news and Ahhh fuck

look an OG/cvg/

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checked

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>millions of people with SARS and permanent lung damage leaving them unable to work or do any kind of active hobbies
>boom in transhumanism as everyone who "recovered" from COVID wants to leave their mortal flesh behind

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dude.

Fuck CCP fuck jews fuck murrica fuck mudslimes

Oh baby. 3k.
>more threads than daily deaths (in america).

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sue china

Only NY metro area (high density+humid continental climate) and Louisiana (Mardi gras+shitty healthcare system) are getting smashed by this

here

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what

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top kek

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Witnessed motherfucker

wait what. what changed. I know we're going critical but I didn't think it was anytime soon. Thought maybe a week and a half. Whats different

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UH, BASED DEPARTMENT!?

the most revelant think about this happening today was this

Digits in a digits thread.

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Who else was here when there was less than 100 threads?

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>Italians aren't white

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Witnessed.

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why are vryus

We here my niggas!!!

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based

>7 fucking captchas
time to clean the cookies

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He’s not the Hero we wanted.

He’s the hero we deserved.

Put me in the screencap

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Based...cheers gentleman see you you in May you magnificent bastards!

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Put me in the casket, and lower me slowly.
It's fucking over.

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Truely this happening is blessed by Kek.

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My fellow countrymen are idiots.

Yesterday I read about a party that took place in Oakland, CA. Before that, there was a mass prayer gathering in Louisiana. Today my wife drove home from work and saw large crowds on both sides of a crosswalk waiting to walk a trail.

I've never felt so fucking irate with my countrymen.

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hey canadian nurse

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Never forget: CDC February

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In-person voting tomorrow. Evers tried last minute to postpone the election but he lacks the authority to do so.
Remember to vote for Daniel Kelly for Supreme Court.

What a soldier. Weathers it with a smile. Unless it's just the pain drugs.

REPORTING

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Niiice...

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In the name of Corona-chan, the virus, and her deadly mutations.

I pray to beg you to destroy Germany. Let this country disappear in your blood.

I give you my energy.

Witness, truey mandate if heaven

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Literally half of all births here are non-whites. What do you except/

meme magick is real

we will reclaim scandinavia for ours once the virus is done wiping out the weaker countries

Just as I was about to leave Yas Forums fore the night

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Damn I remember all the "more threads than deads" posts back in February.

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Got squished between a car and a forklift

Can you feel the digits in this thread? He's with us
I've no idea what you mean

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I doubt that
(Every other country in this world has lost their Homoganous status an gone to complete shit, an now you are implying the last ethnostate in the existance is bad too?)

posting in stinky pussy thread

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Have a (You)

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AHEM
FUCK CHINA
FUCK XI JINPING
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

well done

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No bully Ebola chan pls

when we were collecting hazmats than news reports

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Ebin

CVG #1 Veteran here: Good work Yas Forums, you forewarned the world!

>all these replies
How many people are just lurking and not posting?

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This motherfucker gets it

ebic

Reporting in

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Woah

literally nothing fuck off with these slide threads

Literally niggers.

iktfb. Don't know whats' going on in Cali cause i'm at home, but i'm reading posts from other people seeing groups and seeing pics and it still gets me mad but they won't listen no matter what. i bet even if they got it they'd find an excuse to go out.

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LONG LIVE
CHEN QIUSHI
FANG BIN
DR. LI

>Oakland
so basically niggers not following rules as usual?

>yfw we're going to overtake the longest running generals on the site in just a few months

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yep. Never knew we would go this far. Fuck

Check'd

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Now we have more dead than thread every single day

haha yup

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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> This
I miss when she was just a chink meme tbqhwu desu.

Where's the archive user

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Based an coronapilled
May she save you from this clown world

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Checked and based

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Turn off the simulation please

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How the fuck was this even possible?

Comfier times.

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My NEET ass showed up around 30

Wait two weeks

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Why are you turning the graph into a plague mask?

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THIS IS IT FOLKS.
THE FINAL HAPPENING.
THEY HAVE BEEN CONDITIONING US FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
ONLY THE STRONK WILL SURVIVE.
KEK BLESSINGS BE UPON YOU ALL.

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Possibly the best get I have witnessed in all my years

Put me in da screencap

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Kek vult

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Was here when there were less than 100 cases

wheres this from?

What the fuuuck

look, it'll be fine.
they've got the Nasty Girls mobilized to run polling places because most of the old folks refuse to.
Milwaukee is down from 140 polling places to like 5. The majority of the gibs army won't vote.

he's here

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Checked again
Kek is here

I dropped my phone in the bathtub and lost all my early CVG hazmats and corona chans. Anyone have a link to the collection?
>Inb5 phonefag

holy shit nigger

no

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I remember the good old days of before Corona chan came to America

Remember the comfiness of the early days? Where did all of the preppers go?

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what did he mean by this

Spoiler alert.
I am the archive user, as well as the stolen gear user, the black hair autist, and the one spamming about dolphins recently.
I've been going on and off and pondered about suicide thrice through all of this but... I... MUST... LIVE...

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noice

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They didn't want to believe desu

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Fuck off newfag nigger. Not one mention of the chinks that created this. There is no stopping Corona-chan. The long asymptomatic transmission + high R0 assured that. Put your big boy panties on because we will all be exposed to this.
We didn't want this, but it is the reality of the situation. No amount of testing or quarantine will change this. Just keep telling yourself that today is a good day to die.

bruh
nice

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Been here since before 300

It was nice.

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I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN DON'T LEAVE US YET

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Early years

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single digit IQ post

>NYC about to bury bodies in the park
its almost like the USA healthcare system is africa tier?

>removing polling stations so retards smooth together even more
>it'll be fine
No

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Incrediblely based

witnessed

There are some who only post ocasionally. But yeah, a lot of lurkers here.

You're sister's room down the hall.

please don't based fascist gif poster. You keep me around seeing the jannies get mad.

HOW

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I forgot to put a comma between archive and user. I always knew that from the start silly user

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Meme magic meme magic my leaf

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Just been chilling out waiting for shit to pop off.
My cabinets are full, every vehicle full of gas, my guns are all loaded, every magazine is ready to go.

Nope. Just the NYC healthcare system.

Posting in 3000th thread

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Holy

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checked

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