You can go back anywhere in time for 5 minutes, where do you go and what do you do?

>not saving Julius Caesar so the Roman Empire adapts advanced technology a millennia before the Renaissance

Zapruder was also a 33 degree Freemason

>tfw you can finally go back in time and save marissa

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I'd go back dressed as an older lady with a cellphone and walk past a Charlie Chaplin movie set for the lels.

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I’d go back to 1861 and give the confederates some ar 15s and grenades to ensure victory

that was a prototype supersonic aircraft from Area 51, you would have been tracked down and killed.

Was JFK the enemy of God or just the State of Israel's Nuclear program?

I would go to Ancient Babylon to make sure that there slave never get out!

this.

Kek

Thank you Harry Turtledove. To be honest I thought you were dead.

I get every disease imaginable and take a nuke case suit back to the first major human civilization. Fire the diseases off with a gun, detonate nuke.

Some user’s gonna fucking save Hitler and ruin that shit for you

I would go back in time and bomb the constitutional convention

i'd go back 5 minutes and report this stupid fucking thread to the jannies again. and call you a faggot twice.

It was Europe's need to adapt to the misnamed dark ages that led to the Renaissance and then the industrial revolution. By saving Rome, you take away the struggle that led to advancement.

I would nuke Napoleon at the battle of austerlitz

Big Tzar Bomba right in the middle of battle. People would think it was an act of God

Kill the messenger that informed this kike fuck about the result of the Battle of Waterloo thus preventing from financially subjugating Albion.

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I go to 1920 and kill Adolf Hitler

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Your mom’s house and fuck the shit out of her

Go to 1474 and kill Uri Feibesch zu Bacharach

Who let the subhumans in

Also, sage

1999
Akihabara
Walk around and enjoy the sights

I go to 1916 and kill Joseph Stalin

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Julius was a great general, but an unproven ruler and statesman. If his ambition is anything to go by, he's in it for himself and would not have propelled the Roman Empire into a golden age.

If anything, Julius being alive might have denied Augustus the opportunity to rise, and Pax Romana might never had happened.

Probably go back when I met my wifey and have an orgy with my teenage self and wife. Then play some diablo 2 or monster hunter. Would be a fun time.

>go back 3 hours from here
>increase leverage on my margin longed chainlink position
>put sell order up at $2.66
>travel back to now
>PROFIT

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I go back to the height of the Roman empire and tell them about germ theory.

Read Industrial Society and its future and maybe saving Caesars life would had saved all of ours? Or maybe we wouldnt exist.

catch and kill some dancing Israelis, after I recorded all their doings.

I would go back and slit Moses’s throat before he got to the Red Sea so the Egyptians would have caught up and ran over all the jews with their chariots
Unironically this
>Jack Ruby
Oh my sweet child. You have so much to learn. You see, Ruby was seething that /hisguy/ JFK was killed by the old racist commie wing of the democrat party. JFK/RFK represented the new progressive wing that holds power today.
>pic related

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Obviously I go back to 1938 and tell Hitler how the war went.

Give him tips like:

Don't lay off the Brits in the air war. Keep the focus on military targets and make sure they can't send anything into the sky. Then disable as much of the navy as you can.

Stress to the nips to leave the yanks alone. Force alliances with the US, make it hard for them to publically go to war with you

Stalin can kill you just on numbers. You need heavier tanks, and better supply lines to get to Moscow. Don't attack close to winter. Make sure to get the Nips to move on Russia from the East.

The Italians are weak, and they will crumble.

Rockets will win this. Pour more into that.

Watch our for your speed pills. They are addictive.

Oh, and really exterminate all the Jews. You'll be blamed for it regardless. They are much worse than you ever imagined.

5 minutes, and we'll have world peace today..

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if you teleported into hitlers office you'd likely be shot on sight and bleed out for 5 minutes

do you even speak german, faggot?

Nah, this is 1938, they'll be curious.

So we're talking about magical time travel, and you're concerned with realistic details like my language skills? What a faggot..

I changed my mind. I teleport to 60 seconds before your mom took the load from her john she was fucking for $5 and spend two minutes waiting, to make sure you're in there too.. then I kill you and her both.

Probably could get a few more bucks from the John to let him fuck your mom again after she's dead.

That's what I'll do.

See>meme flag

Didn't james franco already try this?

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Good plan

HOWEVER, you should bomb london with dead PoWs to psychologically destroy them.

I go to the temple with jesus and help him whip jews.

Sermon on the mount.

>dat spacing
go back to plebbit, bucko

I assassinate William the Conqueror

>some canadian dog fucking chink thinks he can talk to hitler
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Ban conversos and marranos

Nah, nothing like that will stop the brits. Look at the women they have to fuck.. fat, no teeth.. dead bodies won't phase them. Just isolate them and deal with them later.

Fuck off kike. Your dumb words don't matter to me. Only faggots who wish they were liked on reddit thinks about them that much.

Maybe kill Mohammed in that cave before he invents Islam.

>dog fucking chink
You're proving how much of a faggot you are again.. chinks eat dogs, they fuck sea creatures.

we owned and colonised you pal

i shall post my best thumbnail of a nude girl with a gun while reddit spacing and larp about talking to hitler while reddit spacing my story

What do you have against the poor bastard?

England for English

Hey, not really throwing a lot of shit at you.. just some.

You know you were wrong to follow that jew puppet. Your royal family is German. Somehow Churchill managed to whip you all into a frenzy against your brothers. You shoudl feel some shame.

Fun! can't wait.

>Kill the messenger that informed this kike fuck about the result of the Battle of Waterloo thus preventing from financially subjugating Albion.
THIS.

I would save Hitler

>lacking this much self awareness
dude ur autisic

kill father Abraham lol