Brit/pol/ - Big Brekkie Edition

>Dominic Raab stands in to run the nation after Boris Johnson goes into intensive care
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8193797/Boris-Johnson-goes-intensive-care-Dominic-Raab-stands-run-country.html

>Barratt Homes closes 19 North East sites as coronavirus lockdown continues
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/housebuilder-barratt-closes-19-north-18048147

>Arson attack on Birmingham 5G mast after Covid-19 claims
birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/mindless-suspected-arson-attack-birmingham-18039978

>Coronavirus related hate crime is sweeping Plymouth
plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/coronavirus-related-hate-crime-sweeping-3965604

>Trump calls on top US health companies to help Boris Johnson’s intensive care battle
express.co.uk/news/world/1265861/boris-johnson-intensive-care-coronavirus-latest-us-donald-trump-covid-19-symptoms-ventilat

>Keir Starmer brings former Labour leader Ed Miliband back to party’s front bench
thesun.co.uk/news/11339845/keir-starmer-ed-miliband-back/

>Youths in Glen Parva set Poo-Bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817

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shouldnt you be in bed bong?

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Do bongoloids actually eat this slop?

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its like the shawshank redemption only with more climbing through shit and no redemption

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Dibs on 2nd slag

5th for Narrow Gauge supremacy.

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Yes for the millionth time
It's fucking delish

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Started this discussion on the last thread but want to keep it going.

What party are those of us who are economically left wing, but also nationalist, currently supporting and why?

tunnelling*

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i saw her first fatty

Y'all wanna be talking shit from the land of deep fried butter and Cheeze-wiz?

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From the thumbnail those look like alien puke nachos

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>tunnelling*

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None

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i can make manhands leave just by posting

Might taste good but christ it activates my autism, everything is touching why not have a few different plates?

Some of them do.
Most of them can't cook anything and can barely operate a can opener or microwave.
pic related is a brit food selfie

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British attractiveness standards sure are. . . different

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Nothing beats a full English breakfast lad

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Don't care

You sound like a absolute bellend

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Quit talking about my cock
She'll only lust me more

All goes to make a shite

where's the potatoes?

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No black or white pudding . State of it

Hes gonna make it lads

toast needs vegemite and a can of vb but looks good

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1776

What are ye, some kind of poofter turbononce?

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I liked the Labour manifesto last year but I'm currently leaning towards the Conservatives because I think they're dealing with the crisis well.

But I don't trust either party on immigration because Labour are cucks and Conservatives are corporate bank bootlickers. I don't trust the Conservatives to maintain the current social welfare theme after the crisis but I wouldn't trust Starmer with Brexit.
8/10
No black pudding

lads I unironically got a thing for British slags. Am I gonna be alright?

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CORONA HELL

Read watchmen

>narrow gauge
It all depends on who's selling you the trains.

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She's fit

labia couldnt runa bath bunch of poofs

I fear for your safety

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Anyone else have a Potato Man?
Me mum has this guy who stops by every month and drops off a sack of potatoes. Irish fella, nice guy.

I couldn't eat half of that

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I go to Ireland once a year for a variety show competition team i do the sound and lights for. The thing i always find funny about Ireland is that you lot have basically copied everything about the UK except made it slightly shitter.

Cor, come on luv, pop out yer pleasure pump and let's 'ave a look?

Based burial

No one cares, Diego Silverstein, you feckless mutt.

Lads I don't want an Indian prime minister don't let it happen PLEASEEEE

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Just make a damn list and start your own political party using your list as a platform.
If you manage to choose wisely, intelligent people will flock to your party, dumb ppl will find their way to you, and you can become the next PM if you are hopped up on cocaine.

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Good since its for like 8 people you fat fuck

What the fuck is with the lack of black pudding in this thread? Is it trendy to ditch it or something?]

It's the most red meat part of the breakfast and instantly de-cuckifies you.

Get it right you fucking nonce

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I can only assume by posting that image you’re subconsciously making a cry for help

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No need to fear, Raab the LITERAL JEW is here!

The Tory cabinet is honestly full to the brim with johnny foreigners and it makes me heave.

I can't think of a single Englishman in the cabinet.

and green, green postboxes, green phone boxes.

There's no way Rish would end up as PM. It's going to be a senior PM. Maybe even Theresa or Dave given they have past experience and this is a "Time of crisis".
Unless the Queen intervenes.

They all look like men in drag.

If Boris dies, can everyone - us, the Bongs, the Russians, France, anyone with a spare nuke or two - can everyone just put aside their differences and come together long enough to erase China?

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Id love that job

>not dumping cans of beans all over everything
Won't they drag you out into the street and burn you at the stake for heresy?

A full english breakfast in Ireland is a "full breakfast". They can't stand it. They also have white pudding instead of black, fucking mongrels.

They are posting sloppy food porn because they can't even get that food from the grocery store.

Dave isn't an MP you mong, and they're not having Theresa back for obvious reasons.
I think 'Govey' is our last hope.

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Okay sorry Matt Hancock. There's one.

Inb4 hank-mustafa johnson

>They all look like men in drag.
Good, strong masculine nation - even the women carry the genes. It's how we conquered a third of the planet you know.

Even their tax system is the same, p45, p60. They even speak a form of english.

Our ruling jews who control everything sold our nations to china. So no, china isn't getting nuked.

don't know why the complained all those years when they've ended up in the same place as us.

liked it though.

There's nothing that requires them to select an MP. They can select anyone.
They can select you.

He'd better if he knows what's good for him.

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does anycunt itt like joy division?

Hubba hubba.

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Not really

Nah it's a challenge for one, then you get it for free if you can eat it.

I'm not sure I do in all honesty. I don't know why they get memed so hard

>doesn't know
That's yer real dad, lad, making a child support payment.

Lads. Is bojo gonna be alright? Fuck.

Road signs are identical, except slightly off-colour. Tesco is the same except Ireland flags instead of Welsh/English/Scottish flags on domestic produce. Also their signs are Irish bi-lingual (Welsh in Wales, Gaelic in Scotland, Arabic in Rotherham, etc...) just like here.

They literally steal BBC television, their national dish is a sunday fucking roast, fish and chips, and a lamb cawl (stew).

The only thing i've noticed different about Ireland is they couldn't be bothered to make motorways and hard shoulders, and theres loads more pikeys.

They're not gonna overturn centuries of constitutional convention to select David Cameron m8

Lads what if Boris is actually dead? Can't fathom it.

HAIRY CHINESE KID!

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Well Ffestiniog seem to run with greater regularity than southern. So I'll take me some of them noice double enders, mate.

the return of newspaper posting on the night thread is welcome

shut the fuck up you fucking cunt like you knew it until you looked it up just to gimme shit

fuck off

Yeah I've tried to listen to them a few times but it doesn't do anything for me

just tried buying castor oil and apple cider vinegar off amazon and theyre saying delivery at the end of next week.
what the fucks going on, usually its the next day, is everyone at their warehouse pulling a sickie?
the non amazon fulfillment sellers are a fucking week behind aswell