Serious question: I'm going to bed right now, what are the chances he's dead by the time I wake up?
Serious question: I'm going to bed right now, what are the chances he's dead by the time I wake up?
Logan Rogers
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Wyatt Morales
He'll live.
Brayden Cox
next repeating nums will predicts his faith
Charles Foster
>what are the chances he's dead by the time I wake up?
Almost zero, because he's not even on real life support.
Luis Martinez
80%
Joseph Hall
He'll be fine m8
Tyler Flores
He's gonna probably die, you don't go into intensive care if you are going to pull through at his age, he wont be able to breath now and it's only a mater of tie before his body gives out
rip Bojo
Brayden Jackson
Before Sunday
Nathan Martinez
hes on day 10
usually, (if/when) he'd recover by 13
if not, average ded @ day 16.5
Joshua Brooks
He has pneumonia in both lungs. He’ll be dead soon desu
Dominic Howard
fear not bongbro, he will live. digits confirm.
Jonathan Long
I really hope he lives, I can't stop thinking about him. I think I might cry if he dies. I don't even care about Boris normally so I don't know why it's hitting me so hard.
Colton Russell
Usually once someone enters the ICU they have a few days before dying. It depends how far gone he really is right now.
Andrew Gomez
Rumour has it he’s proper fucked.
Ryder Fisher
Bout tree fiddy
Angel Myers
50/50. Either he dies, or he doesn't.
Jonathan Evans
He is your JFK. Murdered by kikes
Luke Reed
Less than 2%.
Cooper Campbell
Went from tweeting that he was feeling good to being in intensive care in a matter of hours. Outlook not positive.
Evan Taylor
0%
Nathan Bell
Low. it will be slow.
Caleb Russell
100%
Ian Sullivan
rolling to live
Joseph Scott
99.999999999999999999999999999999999%
Aiden Richardson
50-50
Colton Cooper
95% cuz he is already in ICU.
Kayden Reed
damn so close
Landon Smith
witnessed
Xavier Jones
all this cause some cunt ate a bat
Adam Ortiz
Where are his eyebrows
Eli Rogers
Boris no die
Daniel Hall
100%
Nathan Martinez
This. They probably put him on ICU as a precaution given his status. ICU allows patients to be isolated from others.
Jose Green
he's already dead
Camden Taylor
>what are the chances he's dead by the time I wake up?
Pretty good since CNN & FOX are both reporting he died 15min ago from complications related to COVID19 infection.
Jose Morgan
Queen sits on his face and hes fully cured instantly.
Lucas Cook
Checked
Malaryia drug works
True lethality of C19 is .02% (A fucking cold)
PPE and malaryia drug will be in abundance soon.
The economy will restart in no later than 2 months.
Ryan Jenkins
about my numerals%
Connor Brooks
Checked and treked
Connor Ortiz
10% die in the UK. Herd immunity failed.
Nathaniel Davis
Well he did attack the BBC, they don't want to lose their power and money over the UK..............so yeah
Levi Wright
He lives. Barely.
Joshua Gutierrez
His chances of dying this year were 100% the moment he actually pushed brexit through. They've just been looking for an excuse to pull the trigger
Carter Powell
praise kek
boris will make full recovery in no time
Ayden Bennett
No no, with this shitty virus, once you have to goto ICU your chances are sitting at about 50-50. Hes the PM though, so I don't know, 70-30?
Joseph Harris
Our new temp pm.
Landon Myers
If he dies, he dies
Parker Thompson
On CPAP so he’s likely going to live. He can breath on his own. Probably a precaution to make sure he has good O2 levels.
Jose Davis
Dunno but I've got my fingers crossed.
Jeremiah Powell
Never you mind about his eyebrows
Wyatt Powell
Trips of truth
Jack Rogers
God is by his side, defending the Holy Island from evil. Boris will rise like the Phoenix and destroy the NWO.
Christian Brown
88
You faggot you, don't you go to sleep,
that fat lying swine Boris Johnson will die any minute now and you gonna miss this glorious event when that swine dies like a stinking rat.
Let's roll them....
OP you already got a pair.
Cameron Hall
He won't die that quick. He has about a week before he should die/recover.
Alexander Wright
Its unfortunate, but hes not gonna make it. Already gone. I'm gonna miss him. Long live Britannia!
Ethan Rodriguez
hes already dead bruh
dont fuck with the eu
John Roberts
He’s overweight, older, and has a history of smoking 2 packs a week.
That’s a death sentence m8.
Xavier Ward
Roolllllling for death
Grayson Clark
He live to join Trump in seeking revenge against these bat eating chinks!
Chase Russell
>ICU as a precaution
yes, and I'm sure he's still leading the country from his bed. Meanwhile irl, people do not get put in ICU 'as a precaution'
Kayden Fisher
His death will be the Franz Ferdinand event to trigger WW3.
Joshua Sanchez
He was just memed better in the most digitally powerful thread since 2016
Luis Scott
based and idkpilled
Leo Bennett
CAN'T WAKE UP
Andrew Hill
He has 66% chance of dying in the next two weeks. Only 1 in 3 survive ventilators.
It's pretty serious.
Nathan Green
>Our new temp pm.
That would be FUCKING AMAZING, and all the cunts down in London wouldn't understand what the fuck is going on.
Aaron Hill
Here we go again!
Joshua Gomez
A a a a stayin alive
Brody Cooper
Hey there fellow oldfag
Leo Lee
Zero, because the virus is a hoax and he's in on it.
Caleb Scott
They'll switch him off soon.
Those respirator machines are needed in the United States.
Ethan Perry
It will only make him stronger.
Juan Collins
>next repeating nums will predicts his faith
Muslim inshallah
Joshua Barnes
He becomes Dr Manhattan
Dominic Rivera
He comes back and decimates what's left of the Labour Party in the next few years.
Blake Gonzalez
He was in perfect health before this.
Adam Stewart
Because you are a massive faggot.
Ryder Perry
If the Wu Flu strikes him down, he will become more powerful than you can imagine.
Matthew Allen
Typically 8 to 10 days after admission to ICU, patients either die or recover. So this shit will likely spin on for a week before more is known. Plus, it's the PM so they may have admitted him to ICU earlier than normal or held out longer than is typical.
Jaxson Morris
His death will trigger WW3.
Alexander Wood
Nuke China. There has to be some consequences for this shit.
Caleb Perry
Look, he is old-fart, obese mate, who always have a poor health.
Remember, yesterday he appeared ok. Now, he is in ICU right away. This looks really bad.
Daniel Rogers
He's already dead. Expect an announcement in the next few hours.
Xavier Clark
Lives and BTFOs the EU
Connor Mitchell
Checked
Lucas Gray
f
Matthew Garcia
Boris lives on, let's roll
Joseph Campbell
Wish these stronger digits are insane
Benjamin Gomez
LEFT BTFO AGAIN
Christian Clark
Reverse roll
Nolan James
It's not a hoax, at first i thought it was, but a kid i grew up with over my road caught it and is in intensive care, that made it really hit home that this shit is real...................for me anyway
Caleb Richardson
>confirmed
Leo Jones
>Roolllllling for death
#MeToo. kek
Ethan Long
>always have a poor health
五毛
Ayden King
Is it true his grandfather is Turkish and was a leader in Turk govt?
Carson Cook
tonight? low.
but if he's placed on a ventilator... the longer you're one of those the worse it gets.
Nolan Myers
He will be given HCQ and survive. The optics will destroy the press and force the conversation.
Joseph Foster
Do you think with his last breath he was texting or maybe someone runs his Twitter but assuming he was tweeting how did he go from tweeting in good spirits to dead so quickly?
Christopher Brown
fug
Charles Cooper
noice
Cameron Mitchell
Double reverse roll.
Chase Butler
he lives
Samuel Morgan
>CNN BREAKING NEWS: British PM Johnson pronounced dead in London hospital
Wakey wakey
Brody Butler
Is it like Christmas Eve butterflies user?
Juan Diaz
AAAAAH SHIT IS THAT EVEN LEGAL???
Elijah Robinson
He must die.
Camden Brooks
my iphone fucked it up.
cope harder.
Liam Jackson
I’m a healthy 33 year old. Non smoker.
I have coronavirus.
I didn’t start recovering until day 16, granted that he’s older it could be 20-30+ days until he recovers. Assuming he doesn’t die first
He looked ill before he even got corona. I’m guessing 50-70% chance the guy dies.
Evan Ortiz
All the digits have been pointing to him pulling through.
Jayden Watson
Nope.
Bojo is done.
Mason Sullivan
>Is it true his grandfather is Turkish and was a leader in Turk govt?
YES, IT'S TRUE, and his mother was a swine, real fucking swine, a sow.
That's why Boris Johnson looks like a pig with blond hair and a snout for a face. . .
Isaiah James
Boris wants us to shrug it off and not give two shits. I can do that now.
Tyler Edwards
I would say 0
Elijah Hill
It’s the way he would want things
David Garcia
He never ever had any health problems.
Jack Rodriguez
Prob not tomorrow but if the news says he's in a "serious" condition as opposed to "precaution" it's likely.
Connor Thompson
Karma's a bitch. He will die for this.
Robert Jackson
TRIPS OF TRUTH?
Ayden Sullivan
Boris is kill
Jonathan Mitchell
He's meant to be really quite obese in real life plus he looks very much like he smokes even though I've not seen it anywhere.
Luis Lopez
His lungs are already fucked up.
Thomas Lopez
HE LIVES, BUT MOGS IS NEXT PM
Gavin Edwards
Remember when one of those recruits collapsed behind him lol.
Justin Lewis
DEAD
Austin King
How tf do you look like you smoke?
Elijah Cruz
Kill yourself, faggot.
Benjamin James
Who is she?
Joseph Harris
He's a svelte 172lbs, probably the thinnest British PM ever
Ayden Phillips
Oh, shit. Rip Bojo.
Zachary Cox
Based English teacher
Alexander Sanchez
I know a guy (Sikh shopkeeper) who met him in London years ago. I asked him what he was like and the first thing he said was "a lot fatter than on tv".
Yeah I heard he had pneumonia when he was younger.
Aiden Nelson
No source whatsoever that he was ever a smoker
Kayden Garcia
checked brother, God be praised
Andrew Perry
> next repeating nums will predicts his faith
Christian, Protestant.
John Gray
brainlet
Brayden Lewis
Are you quite young? Oh hang on, its pol, of course you are.
You know Gove smokes right?
Christopher Smith
I don't want him to die!!!
I need him to go head to head against the BBC and scrap that fucking stupid TV licence we are forced to pay
it's not fair Yas Forums he was gonna save us from our licence
Bentley Green
People who are diagnosed (show symptoms) do not have a good chance at surviving
Henry Diaz
Practically everyone who is 55 and part of the London yuppie scene was.
Grayson Baker
>Serious question: I'm going to bed right now, what are the chances he's dead by the time I wake up?
100% since he's already dead. They just haven't announced it yet.
Juan Fisher
Church of England
Noah Powell
Chinese stats say . . .smokers are less likely to catch it and more likely to get seriously ill if they do.
So basicly, you don't go and get tested if you've always got a smoker's cough, unless it's fucking you up with more symptoms.
Ex smokers are more likely to get seriously ill.
He's an ex smoker, I heard.
Justin Peterson
whats the link between the queens speech recently and this guys death. was the speech a warning?
Jeremiah Gray
70%. If you go on a ventilator then there's only a 30% chance you'll live.
Leo Hughes
The True math PHD .
Either he is dead or he isn't
So going with 50/50 too
Carson Gomez
>recover by 13
ok, phrased badly, maybe
if he was ICU bad (which he is), usually, he'd show some sign of -not further deteriorating- by around day 13. Fever may end, breathing difficulty start easing. Which for him (afaik) would be Thursday. When not, whether he sees next week may be in doubt.. Obv. will vary, person to person.
Thomas Bailey
Tyler Morris
Has BoJo passed yet?
Ayden Taylor
it’s sad.
Robert Rogers
I think we'll be out of the hospital in a week's time.