Confess
Confess
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For me, it’s the McChicken.
I coof alot in the register
I’m having sex with a 25 year old side piece while in a committed relationship
I shitpost a lot because I want you to hate Canada enough to support québécois independence.
I often have dreams of doing terrible things to people I love and I just tell myself it's a demon and shoe it off, but deep down I am terrified that I am capable of what I think.
Not a schizo, and don't think it's a literal demon, etc, but I can't stop the intrusive thoughts and I hate myself for having them.
Isn't anybody gonna call out OP for browsing r*ddit?
I coofed on someone and I did it on purpose!
I don't hunger for the bait, so the bait doesn't hunger for me.
I really don't hate jews or niggers that much.
Who cares?
i havent left my house or showered for like ten days and im legit pretty worried that the economy is going to collapse
What’s not showering got to do with the economy crashing?
Love is not a sexual act. Love is willing the good of the other person. You commit to one person so that you can bind together and create one flesh. You’re wounding your own soul by dividing yourself among multiple partners. Turn away from sin, friend.
whats the point of showering if the economy is going to collapse
food banks are running out of food
A whistle clean financial operation begins with a whistle clean penis, bucko.
This is what I think of that confession
I ran out of beer so it's time of a night of horrific nightmares and the shakes all day at work tomorrow. Wish me luck!
Father, I am sinner
You’re absolutely capable of doing terrible things, friend. We all are. Shame is a natural consequence of that. It’s the price of the knowledge of good and evil. But what’s important is that you can assent to something better, something clean and holy. It’s that holiness that will cleanse your spirit, friend.
I've been fapping to twink porn lately because I'm a degenerate coomer
I'm black
I'm a boomer
I'm a furry
What else...
I want to conquer Hell and become the Demon lord.
>Food banks
Your first mistake was being poor
Go on with it then, Qué. independence = less burden on the rest of Canada's healthcare system
I'm a THuper THhhpreader
>Confess
I confess that I believe God doesn't hear my confessions.
Im a chronic masturbater. been that way for 4 years now, sometimes i jack off 7 times a day like a degenerate.
Im a solid 8/10 and its gotten to the point where i couldnt even get hard with 4 different girls during some after bar hookups. Ive turned down pussy because ive beat my meat that day alread. currently have a GF and fuck almost every other day but i still cant stop beating my fucking dick.
Literally will cum then go again like an animal, i hate myself
We all are, friend. Only the incarnate Lord and the queen of heaven ever lived without sin. But that doesn’t mean things are hopeless. The sick and the broken are called to the word of God.
Doesn't it get boring?
>boomer
Not awful but your opinions are meaningless
>black
As long as you have a job you’re good
>furry
Kys
I hope the other fucking leaves agree with you.
For the past month I've been volunteering at the local gloryhole to raise money for urban development. It's located near a section-8 housing so a lot of the guest are of african american descent.
Yea it does, but the dopamine rush keeps me cumming back. I kinda use it to cope with my mild depression.
Just think of the coomer meme and remember its a mind weapon, dont let it control you. Control your urges and master your vessel. Or be a slave like everyone else. The first step toward freedom is to free your mind.
I despise God
Jesus is Lord.
I think I like trannies more than actual women now
I know. It’s the thrill. The attention. There’s a different level of attraction. I’m 40, they’re 25. The sex is addicting.
lol you're literally a less beta version of the Coomer guy.
Some of our greatest Saints were afflicted with sexual immorality, friend. You are not alone, nor are you hated by God. Assenting to his will is an act of supreme love, not slavery. To be caught up in sin is slavery, as I’m sure we all well know. True freedom is to have your body filled with light, not corruption and degeneracy. And that light is available to everyone, especially to sinners like you and I. All the Lord asks is that you seek it out.
>less beta
That’s important
I paid for sex the other night from some cute escort because I didn't fuck a girl since my Ex for the past 6 years and haven't cuddled anyone since. I hate this feeling because I just want to feel good and be happy like every other person that's happy and has someone. Especially with being on a farm in the middle of fucking nowhere when you can't even meet new people it's like life is a living nightmare. I just wanted to be happy for a moment in my life. I hope any user reading this that their life is awesome. Because mine isn't and I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.
>i havent left my house or showered for like ten days
nod really : DDD
You still have a fried brain, even if said-brain is filled with more testosterone.
>fried brain
How do you figure? 25 year old side piece... how does that equal fried brain nigger?
I jacked off to a trap today All I have done is coom since I stopped going outside because of the virus I need more and more perverted shit to coom how do I stop
I’m sorry desu
Doesn't matter if you're rich/attractive enough to fuck the hottest women each day erryday. If you're willing to take stupid risks to sploom, badaboom, you're a coom coom.
(OP) based
I groped a dog when I was 14.
I keep thinking if my parents die from the virus I’ll be rich from the inheritance and it makes me happy but then I realize my parents would be fucking dead and then I feel bad
I often think as larping as a shitlib to piss you all off for my own entertainment purposes.
Im glad this virus is happening to shake the doldrums of reality off us. My secret wish to be the last one alive so i can roam the earth alone until I die too ending humanity forever
thank you user, im trying to cut it off cold turkey.
I think we all have
If only you knew, user. You are surrounded by the deepest ocean of love that you could ever possibly imagine. Listen to Tchaikovsky’s wonderful hymn of the cherubim. youtube.com
Notice how ever fiber, every grain of sand in this universe is loved more than anything we can ever understand.
I keep a fat brown girl around for on-demand blowjobs. I'm not at all attracted to her, but she sucks a good dick, and the back of her head looks okay.
Everytime an asteroid gets even marginally close to Earth I get extreme anxiety.
Even though nothing ever happens.
Remember when that planet killer passed between the Moon and Earth right after Halloween?
I sure fuckin' do.
You should probably worry about things that are a more likely than a mentalcel losing his virginity.