/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2998 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

Why did he do it

DESPITE

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Why are the death projections becoming so low now? Thought I saw a post earlier about some death numbers shrinking.

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit

i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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reminder

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0.1 is 10x worse than the flu.
take your seasonal flu deaths and multiply by 10, minimum, that's your lower limit death toll.

anyone else kinda hoping trump gets it just to see the pandemonium that will ensue?

Bot?

>the absolute state

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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welcome to /cvg/, how comfy are ya?

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Man the nothingburger shillbots are becoming quite desperate

Protip government shills, instead of trying to reduce panic on Yas Forums go to facebookand twitter to calm the normies

Just a reminder to all in the thread that we're looking at the twilight of modern society. Nothingburger posters are even beginning to break down.

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Reminder this faggot is unaware that the death rate has nothing to do with the actual danger of this virus, and will never directly address questions on this issue.

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shut the fuck up already we know you dont take the virus seriously holy shit

Reminder this general has been exposed as a fear mongering cult by ramzpaul

youtu.be/tj6uZlXx_J8

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afrika disagrees

no i’m real dood fuck cvg cope fags!

Bot?

Buy one of these while you can, CDC/WHO are shilling against them, so you know they're good.
Oximeters, monitor how well you oxygenate yourself, mine was about $35

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will they really wait until tomorrow to announce boris johnson died

Peepee poopoo

>ok so post new ones that are higher?
statista.com/statistics/1105088/south-korea-coronavirus-mortality-rate-by-age/

Please keep up to date you fag

We did this to a friend of mine once,but we used a paperclip not a fucking iron bar

>my city reported over 40 new cases yesterday
>only 15 new cases today
happening cancelled

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yeah it’s script runs every thread now.

So something even more pathetic

NYC DEATH RATES
The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 6, 2020 at 9:30 AM

0 -17 - 0.17%
18-44 - 0.56%
45-64 - 2.41%
65-74 - 7.1%
70+ - 15.64%
Overall 3.73%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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It's 3 AM
I don't have to work tomorrow so I'm watching anime and hugging my cat.

(X)doubt

>Democrats
>winning NC or FL

best days of my life.

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cope

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I don't think he will get it, he is pretty cautious despite everyone saying he is dumb.

LOUISIANA DEATH RATES

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 6
Wide range of ages dying

0-17 - 0.79%
18-29 - 0.27%
30-39 - 0.59%
40-49 - 1.08%
50-59 - 2.05%
60-69 - 3.66%
70+ - 12.72%
Overall 3.43%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

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Bump those numbers up!

Checked those fucking digits and such a blessed post
70% OF THE TOTAL CASES ARE NIGGERS

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Who /homegym/?

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Relaxed

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Aged well, joke or not...
>170 new cases and 6 new deaths in California
Calling bullshit, LA should be fucked where are the dead bodies?

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yeah, they'll want maximum impact from it, during prime time / to coincide with the daily presser

i guess this is the weakness of having so many autistic spergs on the board. it works out great when they are focused on kikes and minorities.

but when they get taken advantage of and manipulated by a psyop like the virus, there is no containing the retardation.

thing the standard autistic sperg on Yas Forums is normally very skeptical and cautious when buying into things. however this one seems to have been a weak spot for them and taken hold of them without the typical autistic analysis and criticism. unfortunate for us because now we have a useless board since our autists have been manipulated.

our autists have been manipulated and are now being used against us. must be something about their personality and psychology that made them especially vulnerable to a pandemic apocalyptic scenario. well played kikes.

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to kill coronavirus

Picked one up at the local drug store recently. Almost impossible to find online right now

anxiety turning on already that the world is gonna go back to normal

is this what the nothingburgerers are saying now
oh how the time flies
i want to see what they come up with when we reach 2 million

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Redpilling this thread.

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Your time is up Big Bozza

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super comfy

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Legit can't remember ever being this comfy.

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>all the numbers are going back up today
I want off this ride.

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reminder that you straight up ignored this

vimeo.com/402537849

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

ironic

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Estimated real total deaths? 250K? 500K?

waiting for ebin #3000 thread

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Bot?

NCAA is over for republicans demographically and more states are coming. White people are cancelled in 2020. Sorry rightist.

kurgan.ru/news/society/22770-v-rossii-roditeli-novorozhdennogo-nazvali-rebenka-v-chest-koronavirusa/
>Russian couple from Novokuznetsk names their son Covid after the coronavirus.

Based and checked.

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Any of you nerdy little neets able to recommend a good inexpensive 3D printers? I wanna start making masks for my my frens.

/cvg/, we aren't all going to make it but thank you for your services

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>calls others autistic
>is spamming the same shit constantly

i fucking agree with you(on the severity, idk what the fuck other autistic rant you're going on about Yas Forums) i'm just sick of the repetition,

He's a real person, he's just a shill. Likely a kike.

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>NCAA is over for republicans demographically and more states are coming.
Republicans have been gaining in this state since 2008.

Give us new art

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yeah i’ve never been so comfy because the death rate is hilariously low

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Alcohol and stupidity.

>trying to escape reality
>non essential guy in my guild wont stop talking about coronavirus

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cope

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checked

THIS
100x THIS

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Nice. These things are gonna be very useful. They're online in my country, the equivalent of craigslist.

maybe the people making the numbers want everything to go back to normal and want everyone else to stop panicking? i don't know how but some people value muh economy more than lives

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The King of England, Boris Johnson, has died today after succumbing to the Coed-19 virus, the BBC has announced.

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More fake deaths

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Just mute.

Is there any evidence whatsoever that china is faking their numbers? Or is this just something happeners say to try to cause a frenzy?

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kek not a bot but i’m out for a few hours or maybe the night.

have a good one lads

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Is Corona-chan a boy or a girl?

Post current data you fucking faggot

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Fake tests

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He heard rumors that the argie government is going to lift the quarentine for anyone under 60 or so. And make it so that anyone over 60 cannot go out at all, having to rely on a family member for all procedures, including pensions, and if they don't have a younger person to help they government will assign someone.
Did they also release criminals from prisons yet?

How the fuck did VICE manage to get me hard?!

vice.com/en_au/article/n7jgvb/china-may-have-beaten-coronavirus-but-now-it-could-be-facing-a-food-crisis

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No worries fren, she ain’t going nowhere anytime soon

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doing fairly okay

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Fake deaths

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>>non essential guy in my guild
Kek

>cause a frenzy
you mean like the one that has been ongoing for 6 weeks?

Bot?

been longing for a 'za for some time now. My favorite place is closed so my lazy ass should at least learn a recipe but not having a stone oven put a stop to it

Any of you fags have some starter guides for gardening? Staying inside all day is starting to get annoying.

Didn't the USA numbers of deaths one of the highest today ?

neat didn’t know that was out there thanks

cope

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3x confirmed

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fake hospitals

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I wanna worship Corona-chans feet after a long hard day of infecting people. I want to remove her smelly flats and lick up all the grime and disease from in between her scummy little toes. I will cleanse her soles with my tongue while she is taking souls

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im so comfy i made a bed out of toilet paper

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Is California the new China? Are they covering up the true death toll?
Or are the Mexicans not reporting the bodies now rotting in shallow graves behind their nests?

this hurts to watch

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don't worry, they'll just start to eat each other

>starving
>turn to more exotic animals
>eat another bat soup
>SARS 3: Return of the Flu

Fake death stats

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>France has reported 833 new coronavirus deaths in the past day, the highest daily toll since its outbreak began.

>The total number of people who have died after testing positive for Covid-19 now stands at 8,911, while the number of infections is 98,010.

>"We have not reached the end of the end of the ascent of this epidemic," warned Health Minister Olivier Véran.

>Italy's daily death toll also rose on Monday after several days of slowing

DEATHS RISING AGAIN

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in 7 days we will have 2 mil cases

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Yeah, weekend dropoff is starting to end, even Birx was saying that weekend reporting is always shitty today at the press conference.

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comfy, been shitposting in ace combat general in /vg/ for a while.

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Empty hospitals

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Happening

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hope you are right fren

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it surprises me that france cannot seem to get it under control

Hospitals lying

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Comfy as possible, wish I didn't have as many nightmares though, I can barely tell when I am dreaming or awake lately...

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I know at least one Doctor in California is using HCQ/zinc so there might be others. That might account for the low death when combined with shutdowns to slow the spread.

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youtu.be/FC6__0pWsK8

I see Pixy has found his reason to fight

Well done, Corona-chan, well done... However.

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They are going to lift the quarantine for certain sectors first just to keep the economy from collapsing. What they did the other day was to open the banks so old people could go get their cash, unfortunately a lot of people clustered together outside every bank, kinda throwing away all the work the early quarantine did, we also haven't released any prisoners (that i know of) yet

Supposedly we are hitting the peak this week or next

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>Biden doing better than Hillary
demoshits aren't winning north carolina. They need PA or wisconsin. Also Maine's districts are gonna be split no matter what.

>been shitposting in /aceg/ for a while
absolutely based pixy-posting

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Why?

u can guess which f0rum this is from. the poster usually is not a k00k, down to earth info.
Hope he's wrong.

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Still waiting on that Mio Honda Corona-chan edit

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Checked. I’m sure, she’s projected to keep us comfy for at least another 4 months

famin chan is finaly here.

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Same with Washington, there's no way Seattle (chink international travel of America) isn't flooding with infected

kek
why the fuck did hans do that
now you've got new koyean data to sperg
but they chinks anywal
good old (literal)nigger mutts are pissing on your numbers

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Well for one i regard their healthcare as pretty good, second besides the few big cities the french live quite widespread third france was in lockdown faster than italy and spain