Why havent you converted to the mormom church yet?

they are so fucking retarded it's unbelievable, humanity is such a let-down

Did you know that mormons are white?
You even get to marry a white loyal beautiful girl without all the degeneracy normal girla have

>mormom church
gib milkies plz!

Because I already have a wife.

because being a Mormon is only just slightly less ridiculous than being a Scientologist.

>Everything remotely fun is evil
Mormonism encouraged social dancing, music & artistic activity from the start in a time when many churches frowned upon any dancing & secular music. What’s ‘fun’ to you? A whore and a bit of H?

Mormonism used to be based until feminism infected it

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Live a happy loving life with loyal traditional white wife

How is this bad?

Welcome brother

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Based

you can do that without engaging in a retarded LARP religion that depicts ridiculous ahistorical shit such as the ancient tribes of Israel visiting north america

Because Jesus is the eternal Son of the Father, is God.

Because I'm feeling incredibly drawn to the vedic traditions and I'm hoping an user on here can help point me in the right direction

Cause I was born in

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Why have you been making these threads all day? What's in it for you?

because it is jewish
/thread

Just go to church once a month and pretend
Is it that hard?

Because I must fix the issues of my Catholic brethren instead of simply switching faiths... somehow...

Can someone with an understanding of Christianity throughout history explain why North American Christianity has so many different versions and why there are so many crazies?

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we know how often you attend and the tithes you pay. the brethren know all and control everything

Do you know Mormons user? Have you lived in their communities? I can only imagine idealizing them if you haven’t

Because I am not a cultist who believes in things that blatantly contradicts God's word.

Oh God beer is good for my mouth
Oh God beer is good for my mouth
Oh God beer is good for my mouth

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It's like GNU/Linux distros, except instead of inheriting the Linux kernel from Torvalds and then following their own interpretations of the open source ideals, it was actually a bunch of separated Protestant-esque Christian groups that lived in different areas of the US and formed their church around their own Protestant ideals and inhereted their scripture from Martin Luther.
Both seem to involve many beards.

Just one hour a month bro

I never thought I'd compare Protestant sects to Linux distros.

Same reply as the last tIme you posted this copypasta.

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Their aesthetic is so fucking nice, and all the worshipers are white. I feel like it may be a good way to get career connections as well. I am admittedly thinking about getting into it. But unlike you, I live in America where this is actually a real possibility rather than just a fantasy

Watch this and become de mormonized. Joseph Smith proven to be a Flim Flam. youtu.be/hcyzkd_m6KE

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Because it a load of crap.
Nice people, though.

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Its like meeting Stormtroopers or SS or kikes & finding out they are just really great, honest, helpful & affable guys

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They're nigger-lover race traitors.

tell stories

because I'm a Christian.

>He doesn’t know.

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Gross and very semitic
The jesus shit is being moved to the side weekly in the church. The campaign to move toward the church of the family is taking root

Protestantism, user.
From 33AD to 1054, there was one Church - the Orthodox Church. The Roman Catholics broke off and started changing Holy Doctrine; there then were -two- churches. A consequence of the Romans breaking off and screwing with doctrine is that their shit got all fucked up. Corruption, kid-fucking, you know the bit, I'm sure. A few centuries later, Protestants pop up and as a response to the evils within the RCC, they're like HEY WE'LL JUST MAKE UP WHATEVER BULLSHIT WE WANT - which isn't how Christianity works at all but Protestants are stupid and arrogant so good luck telling them that they in truth belong to the synagogue of Satan with the Jews and their father is the devil.

In 800-ish AD, Charlemagne banned Usury in Europe. The Jews complained (imagine that), saying that banned Usury was religious persecution and that Usury was their religious right. Charlemagne says okay whatever fine. Flash forward to like the 1600's, the Dutch Calvinists said that practicing usury to a company to engender commerce wasn't as sinful or predatory as loaning money to an individual...so then for the first time in nearly a thousand years, Europeans begin practicing Usury like the Jews. John Adams went to borrow money from the Dutch for the Revolution, and so kikes have owned this fucking country ever since.

American Protestants are stupid dickless arrogant Jew-worshiping greedy Republican pussies and there's like 30,000 denominations now, but the only True Church is the Orthodox Church, which was established by Christ. All others were established by men.

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Is what they have you doing since you can't knock on my door anymore?

Underrated
PALE ALE

It's worse than that. Mormonism is like FreeBSD!

CHECKED AND HEILED

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Lel

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That is the ugliest building. No fucking windows, what is the story with that?

>so many different
There are really only a handful, split into different communions and fellowships, some global others limited to America. Some of these groups have more liberal theology (and are in a state of major decay), others more conservative (and decaying tomorrow with a few exceptions). Most are worthless. NAPARC churches are generally good, ICRC is hit or miss.
>so many crazies
The fallen nature of man, strange fire, the Schofield bible. This is a Satanic nation, don't expect much from it other than ever greater depths of human depravity.

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some do some dont most of the time they are hard to see through though mostly for privacy for the worshippers
and no nothing weird happens its just how they maintain in their way sacredness of the building

>30,000
name 10

It personalizes how boring this cult is.

On the one hand, I think that would be good, but on the other hand, FreeBSD seeks to keep as close to Unix as possible while still remaining straightfowared and relevant so I feel like that would be more like Orthodoxy.

Baptist, Anabaptist, Second Day Adventist, Anglican, Episcopalian, Presbyterian, Lutheran, Church of Christ, Mormon.

Want some more, user?

Kek

The guys at the FBI are probably Mormons.

I have great admiration for their family values and large family sizes. I can't adopt their doctrine because it's false. I would also like to point out that almost all Protestant churches are segregated in the South. It's comfy and cozy.

Y'know LDS are all daughter fuckers, right? Not saying its a bad thing, my wife was raised LDS, just something you oughta know. Its an open secret in LDS communities little girls are all getting fucked by their dads

Because their cosmology is a literal pyramid scheme

>Its an open secret in LDS communities little girls are all getting fucked by their dads
So mormons are all pedo orgy communes?

because you got protestant groups that think the authority for a church rests on the bible so anyone can pick one up and start preaching their understanding of it

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Because it is a stupid, bastardized LARP of real Christianity and Masonic rites started by a degenerate con man and fraud. Politically, it is excellent since for decades it kept nigras out and created a homogeneous white culture of people scared of hell.

bitchute.com/video/TtTfzC4jUume/

>>CHINA LIED PEOPLE DIED

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No, daughter swapping is disgusting. A daughter is for her father

Because I'm already a Latter-Day Saint. Does anyone actually enjoy these threads? I've participated in dozens now and they are all the same. Not even the banter is entertaining. Why do you do it?

I said orgy. Not swinger party.

Is right about mormon men openly fucking their daughters from a young age?

>real Christianity

Most Christians don't even read the Bible. Most don't even know the harrowing of hell, which is extremely sad.

>how about you just take off your little memeflag and show us all how much of a Jew you really are

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Of course not. I'm pretty sure this is his third time repeating the same lie word for word just today, desperately hoping for a scrap of (you)s

If Mormons were still a whites-only club I would.

>joining a desert cult
>joining an even more extreme offshoot of a desert cult

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Unironically this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burned-over_district