/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2997 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

Did you miss the bit that said:

4.3 billion people put under lockdown

whats the death rate for niggers

Notice the dip each weekend, notice what happens the subsequent week.
Look, think, understand.

Fake hospitals

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Looks like Corona is going down in all Europe except France and the UK. Germany is already opening schools this month, looks like we will return to normal life between May and June but no Brits nor Frogs allowed to enter

False deaths

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how much of a happening here would be if bojo is confirmed kill in the next hours?

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Isn't Ortega ded?

More fake hospitals

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A WHOPPING 50% JUST LIKE THEIR CRIME RAT--

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Do you like buying other dips?

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Buy the weekend dip Bill

please, let maduro get it.

where's my bodies pilling up in NYC?
where's the fuming towers of crematories working 24/7?
where's the military transporting the millions of dead around?

pls dont tell me you fell for the left communist propaganda

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kek reminder it’s been five threads and thousands of posts and that nobody posted any info countering the death rates in this post and how laughably low they are

>bbbut the report is old

ok so post new ones that are higher?

>bbut they are south korea

ok? post some that are higher from any state dumbass

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Wrong tests

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Checked closet doomer

>”lift the quarantines it’s a nothingburger!”

I see what you all are doing ;)

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>b..bro she takes a break on the weekend noooo!!!!
Imagine coping this hard.

Bolsonaro

how far are you going to take that goalpost?

it will turn the current uptrend in global markets back around but this time prices won't rebound they'll crater

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Nice Jew flag

NIGGERS I BUSTED A NUT INTO CORONA CHAN ! ! ! ! ! !

Wrong tests 2

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why is she crying tears of cum?

why are the nothingburger posters posting more?

>you notice her blush and think you're safe however you still want to know what's her end goal
>"sorry if i startled you but you just appeared out of the blue"

Is there anyone who actually believes that Covid-19 is anything more than a virulent flu at this point? I know numerous people who have had the symptoms and they all make full recoveries after a few days. Wake the fuck up people.

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Checked they’re closet doomers they want to lift the quarantines to make it worse

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What does her bush look like now, what's the artist's twitter?

little fly go away

Fake death 1

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People with bad lungs are at risk.

I thought you guys said it was just the weekend.
Monday numbers show Corona chan is losing

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Especially those meme flaggers

because it's gradually becoming evident that we were lied to about the severity of the virus.

>Italy, Spain already past the peak
>USA to follow shortly
>virus is not nearly as deadly as we originally thought
>millions of asymptomatic cases
>deaths aren't even going to exceed 1 mil

I think their shift has recently started, just ignore them

NY official admits they are undercounting deaths
archive.is/tV5Z0

Checked and agreed. Nothingniggers seem more invested in this shit than those of us who are just here to be comfy and/or hope for things to get wild. The difference is that I'm having fun, but they're salty. And that's even more fun for me, but I am finding the word for word spam posts to be annoying at this point.

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Fake virus

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Is there anyone who actually believes that Covid-19 is anything more than a virulent flu at this point? I know numerous people who have had the symptoms and they all make full recoveries after a few days. Wake the fuck up people.

Is there any evidence of this?

I got the popcorn ready jungle-nigger

Hospital false testing

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stfu shill go back to the telly and watch your pm die

they are just like attention whores so they need to come here

No problem, I'll copypaste the post from previous thread
>you sigh
>it's not the best idea to talk while you are on the road, anyway
>you think that being in a safe place - your home - may open her up, so you focus on driving

Holy shit how is the situation in Venezuela, amigo? Are you guys even worse than Ecuador?

No. It's just Mill Bitchell bullshitting as usual

>brit does his own math to cope with the hilariously low death rate and finds out that the death rate is hilariously low

>Btfo

>he doesn’t understand that it matches the numbers i posted and posts it anyway and gets completely embarrassed

>all his cvg fag buddy’s are embarrassed and ask him to please stop posting these numbers because they expose them

>brit does his own math to cope with the hilariously low death rate and finds out that the death rate is hilariously low

>Btfo

>he doesn’t understand that it matches the numbers i posted and posts it anyway and gets completely embarrassed

>brit does his own math to cope with the hilariously low death rate and finds out that the death rate is hilariously low

>Btfo

>he doesn’t understand that it matches the numbers i posted and posts it anyway and gets completely embarrassed

i can’t stop laughing lads

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as a nothingburger myself, this is very true

join us

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Hospitals lying

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imagine having and posting an entire folder of little tweet screenshots because the voices in your head told you a worldwide pandemic is a massive conspiracy

Jew flag

Another fake death

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Reminder that the best cure we have is cardio. Strong lungs, strong chances.

DO CARDIO

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except we were told it was just a flu for months, but you know what, I want the quarantine to be lifted and I want tou you to go back to work

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threadly reminder

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hot

Jew

COPE

Fuck you CIA, pay me

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do the same i do, tell them to go back to work, let them live there convictions.
every one of those faggots that kills themselfes makes the future a little bit brighter.

Shut the fuck up and take your meds schizo

So right now this happening has indeed slowed down for us anons in 4chang. As i see it we are waiting for the time bombs to finally explode, the problem is that we don't have enough information to tell when and most countries are trying to "defuse" them before they explode, similar to what China was doing to stop the spread to avoid a pandemic

Right now we have
>Boris Johnson on ICU, might kick the bucket
>India getting infected, might result in massive amounts of cases
>The US during the next weeks, are they going to fail to contain it or not. Brazil is teasing us too
>What happens after the lockdowns are slowly lifted? Second wave or is it just a meme?

Sadly it's just a waiting game now, i can see why people would think this got a little boring especially after getting our 1M milkies, i don't want to look away because i might miss the fireworks

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kek i can’t stop laughing he thought he was counter my numbers and ended up proving my numbers

kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit

i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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>he goes on cvg during USA hours

Post your real flag you fucking coward.

Whether your right or wrong is a irrelevant RN just show us the flag dammit.

worse because you believe in tehe tweets of a retard called bill

the virus got worse thats the whole point of trying to mitigate it,its becuase its highly mutable and not into a milder one

Fuck you CIA, pay me

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I'm glad I don't regularly browse /cvg/ at this time, this shit is cancerous

Hey its this kike again. Now that you've shown us how low the death rate is, care to explain why that matters, considering the myriad of long-term problems the virus causes? Fuck off already.

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You say go back to telly but you are the one begging for the government to do what the telly says and locked you down. You absolute fucking retard. I know you have no friend but I have plenty, Lots of them have been sick and theyve all made full recoveries if you can't this is literally just a slightly more contagious flu you are a fucking retard.

quit smoking too

Fuck you CIA, pay me

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I don't even know what day is it anymore
I was supposed to move to another city and start a new job this month

Ah well, embrace death then.

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He's a bot. He only ever replies with the same few different sentences and pictures.

no wonder america is such a shithole

4200000000 USD have been deposited into your account. Remove meme flag.

Imagine going on about how you don't trust Chinese numbers but whole heartedly trusting Chinese studies that tell you the literal flu is the end of the world? Can you imagine being that stupid, user?

:]

>Ortega
Hasn't been heard from since March 12th

The irony is that most of the "lying" going on is to make it look not as bad as it really is, we know for sure the deaths are vasly underreported. They've basically got it right just in the wrong direction.

Keep up the good work user.
China must pay...

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No one knows what the hell happened to him.

lol the only thing you shouldn’t have circled is burden of proof i’ve brought all the proof pal but seriously my only goal was to expose you deluded coronies to the actual death rate.

some retards posting 40% death rate and other stupid shit like that

i don’t care about the other nuances

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>he thinks this thread isn't shilled to death regardless of time

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>corona ff6.png
That's FF5 retard, aka the better game.

not yet. people are starting to collapse in the street, or just drop dead, mostly old people. we may stay in quarantine for the rest of the year.

Mentally ill
Got to be
I'll even get a you from him off this

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reminder

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it hurts so bad that it's making her cry, how is that hot?

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sorry about your ship mate

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Update your graph copefag

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worse than this being a nothingburger, is the world being exactly the same afterwards.
what a waste

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We also know that 80% of people who have it will never know they've had it as per WHO. How does your retarded brain go from knowing that to be convinced of the end of the world?

Looks like FF4 for me, unironically, with the opening sequence of Cecil and Kain

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well, really it is a tragedy and a comedy, these people are clinging onto fraying strands of sanity

they got fired
their retirement got nuked
they cant go out and be degenerates
the globohomo world they loved is dead
their future is dead
they are stuck in home literally losing their minds

the only thing they have is brokenly spamming the same graph and the same broken brain post 100 times a day the same way every time, hoping that this nightmare is going to end soon

but it isnt going to end, not in 2 weeks, not in 2 months, it is just going to get worse and worse

youtube.com/watch?v=fw4CcQg_1z4

My gut says this next mutation will push it to 20% fatality rate of a 50% infection rate. Soon the death rate will hop!

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that this is where your ass backwards, YOU are the niggers that stick your heads in the sand and let corona steamroll you.
while we prepared for the last 4 months everything we could to survive and rebuild after the filth, wich includes you has died off.

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deluded cvg cucks can’t possibly recover

they screech and scream but they can’t put together a meaningful counter

it’s actually sad

i’m actually sad for you little corona cucks

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i dunno living clothes as sexual content is a thing so that dude probably into it

>WHO
who?

LOUISIANA DEATH RATES

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 6
Wide range of ages dying

0-17 - 0.79%
18-29 - 0.27%
30-39 - 0.59%
40-49 - 1.08%
50-59 - 2.05%
60-69 - 3.66%
70+ - 12.72%
Overall 3.43%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

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Damn good thing we closed our borders. This gon be gud

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That was the same picture I highlighted from the other night, when you were fucking around with burden of proof. Is this one better? Now that you've spent a week at least broadcasting your death rate evidence, why not take some time to discuss why the death rate matters, considering the biggest problems with this virus have nothing to do with the death rate?

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So Fauci said we are on pace to go under 100k deaths but things wont be allowed to go to normal till theres a vaccine.

What does /cvg/ think?

Hey I've been having this very odd cough (not dry though) were I'll start accumulating sputum but only a night, and I have this weird blood-like test in my mouth every time I cough, but when I spit I never see blood, mucus is always clear. Should I go get tested?

One goes to the morgue and the other jail. One guy's wasted and the other's a waste.

So, is this fake or what? A friend has been telling me that it's a hoax and that any "coronavirus" symptoms are due to 5G masts that they're putting up. And that corona is all a cover by companies like Microsoft and big pharma to give us ID chip vaxx?

So have we passed the peak?

There's only one poster coping here bro, and it aint me.
Hope to see you at church this Easter.

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Good luck hubro it's going to be tough.

Who's ready for the rent riots at the end of this month?

Reminder, the Senate decided to call the entire fucking month off. So stimulus Bill's aren't going anywhere.

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>virulent flu
sosij roll for a brain aye

>extreme quarantine measures worked
absolutely shocked user

>So Fauci said we are on pace to go under 100k deaths but things wont be allowed to go to normal till theres a vaccine.
Vaxx don't work, so....

2997 hnnnng
Almost there

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Plays dumb because he realised he's been manipulated by the media to do as he's told.

>double click on post ID to highlight it
>click arrow next to post #
>"filter selected text"
>type 'ID' should already be selected
>check auto + hide
>faggot disappears

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>Another weekend dip
OH NO NO NO

Portuguese Mexico
Our president doesn't believe in this virus

Nice, now sort it by race~!

:>WHO

AMLO

>just stay inside for 2 years bro

says who?

I have discovered even ghetto niggers are openly angry with chinks and think this shit is a Chinese bioweapon.
I actively encourage and promote anti-chinese sentiment wherever I go.
Fuck China and fuck commies.

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i think the game has been over for weeks now, the damage is long done and the establishment is bleeding our right now, they are long dead but dont know it yet.
the next 2 months will be very entertaining.

NYC DEATH RATES
The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 6, 2020 at 9:30 AM

0 -17 - 0.17%
18-44 - 0.56%
45-64 - 2.41%
65-74 - 7.1%
70+ - 15.64%
Overall 3.73%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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Any vids?

By those marks, it's obvious the ice breaker rammed it, and it probably isn't even a cruise ship but some kind of surveillance ship that has the perfect cover of letting boomers ride along on a phony cruise.

The UK is honestly fucked, but thats good, those of us that saw this coming will be the only survivors.

That is not exactly what he said. He said something along the lines you can go back to economic normal but with certain measures in place.
Think masks and people keeping distance a bit more than usual or maybe no hand shaking. That sort of stuff.
Which is reasonable. Pair that with early application of HCQ/zinc and you shouldn't need a vaccine.

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Saved and kekked

>>government in total civil war
>>people not obeying quarantine
>>autumn just kicked off, winter up next
>>hospitals already fucked
>>courts are releasing all criminals
>It's over. We're gonna make China and the US look like a fucking cold.
Can't wait, stay safe desu...

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Trump. US will caught Maduro and he'll coof on the orangeman.

What a stupid straw man, how many people here think it's unironically an extinction event? You don't need the human race to be wiped out for it to be immensely destructive.

>consecutive drop in total cases over two weeks
>I-ITS JUST THE WEEKEND
I can actually smell the cope through my screen.

>>What happens after the lockdowns are slowly lifted? Second wave or is it just a meme?
A wave is confirmed at this point. Whether that's smaller or larger is the real question. The only way we wouldn't have a second wave is us prolonging our lockdown for at least a few more months.

>Right now we have
You forgot these but /cvg/ is kinda awful. Some news here are not getting traction.

pakistan lockdown is not working, police are being pelted with rocks and other shit

Muslims in India are not abiding with the lockdown especially regarding mosques and prayers

South Korea has a case where several people got reinfected in one location. This hasn't happened before

A lot of refugees from neighboring countries want to flee to Peru, military mobilized for this

Japan is about to announce special measures maybe today or tomorrow. Hinting that it is not a total lockdown. They also announced contact tracing to be impossible now. I have some insider sources here but it's better if some media will report on it than some rando online.

>muh media
WHO is a globalist alphabet glownigger supported by the media, are you on crack

It's a more virulent(contagious) strain of the seasonal flu. The way governments are reacting around the world is a massive over reaction and just a power grab in the same way 9/11 was in muttland and 7/7 was here. If you're not obese or 80 you've literally got nothing to worry about, You might get sick for 3 days but that's about it.

It's common knowledge user...

>discoverd
dude niggers have been openly attacking chinks for weeks.

I guess I could add this to the corona pastebin if it keeps going much longer.

>Are you really going to drive to your own fucking home with this girl?
>This is a bad idea.
>Like really bad.
>But you continue to drive your normal route home.
>Several moments pass in silence, you trying to figure out a game plan.
>You could drive to your buddies place and claim it as your own, you still have a key for it after all...
>You could 'bite the bullet' and go back to your place and see what the fuck she needs.
>Have her walk in first, trail behind her for a bit. Bail at the first sign of trouble.
>Movement next in the seat next to you breaks your concentration.
>She's shivering.
>Oh, she's soaked from the rain.
>"I... Uh... Are you cold?"
>She nods her head.
>You sigh and turn on the heat, warming up the interior.
>"Do you like music?"
>She nods.
>You turn on the radio, which has a CD player still.
"....and what's our song?"
>She changes the track to your favorite song.
>This is getting a bit extreme, now.
>She knows your favorite music.
>You COULD still drive to your buddies place. But then you'll break his quarantine, too...

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How are things going there, huebro?

Merkul

shit now i want to do an evangelion rewatch

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6 millions

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You missed a call, faggot

Based truthanon.

Run out of arguments?
Not surprised.

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Source?
>Dude, trust me

Thanks Doc

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also doesn't account for people only getting tested when they have at least moderate symptoms
if you're under 40 it literally is just the flu

How do I find a bunker bf?

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Portuguese mexico for sure.

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kek brit lad still coping so hard tried to come up with his own numbers but stil didn’t get close to countering me

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>tfw dozens of virgin mad max larpers were categorically B T F O by a CHAD Druid and his potion

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cope

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Keep coping, seethemong. The more of you that die the better.

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What is the best anti-drone shotshell?

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"Ey Tony, ya got a license for dat walk?"

*blocks your path*

Corona-chan will be defeated, just wait

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Is that?!

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>Mexico
>education

What's stopping you? Watch it now faggot or get shot

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true man ..true i don’t really care to discuss it here just wanted cvg fags to know the actual death rate so they stop shitting up everything with disinformation

no sports with attendance, no music shows, no massive church gatherings, obligatory masks will be the new normal.

They aren't going to lift quarantine anytime soon considering the time Wuhan was down.

cope

mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

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Rading bunkers and taking their seed by force

Why were you retards so desperate for them to declare a pandemic then? You listen to what suits you and when they aren't telling you its the end of the world they are globalist puppets. Get a fucking grip

a spear

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>Cope cope, cope. Cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope.

There is an overlap, but corona is killing more per week than pneumonia would

cope

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I do have to admit, /cvg/ has devolved to doomfags shilling that this is the literal apocalypse and nothingfags shilling that this isn't even the flu or its a psyop or 5G or what the fuck ever else so there is almost 0 news and 0 meaningful discussion around here anymore. It's so shitty, it's almost tempting to go on fucking discord. That's how bad you two extremes have made /cvg/ and I unironically think it's time for these threads to die now.
>Time to do something else. Fuck you niggers.

It's a whole new family to the flu, basically a super cold, which is a good virus to start from if you want to develop a bio weapon

Contagious. You know exactly what I meant.

China is the sole superpower now. The w*st is scum and will be delegated a position below niggers .

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>Projecting this hard
Thats a Y I K E S from me.

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>virulent flu

Coronavirus is SARS, influenza is the flu. they are different viruses and I feel sad I have to point that out.

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also cvg is just garbage..the op basically made tabloid headlines posting extreme statistic outliers and anomaly’s to catch people’s attention instead of having useful info in the header.

and most cvg posters take the same approach so the general is trash and i wanted to make it more trash with the posts

cope

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We won't get 3+1...fitting imo.

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is he ok?

Just goes to show even a broken clock is right twice a day.

apology for poor english

when were you when boris johns son dies?

i was sat at home eating little bread with cheese when mark ring

‘boris is kill’

‘no’

Real talk.

Are you actually afraid of this or just memeing?

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i only have photos and shit internet

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cope

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watching other stuff already

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lol? we had declared a pandemic months before WHO, the only significance their declaration had was them resigning and admitting defeat

Chad extremist vs virgin moderate

All other causes of death have dropped because people are in lockdown you dope.

Anyone who posts this graph like it's a gotcha is just confirming they suffer with down syndrome.

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It's literally the flu

cope part 2

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Hnnng

>Multiple countries, including the USA, have been caught fudging the numbers so they seem lower
>Still believes the official numbers
You retarded?

cope

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>minor paint damage

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kek

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Who /comfy/ here.

We might not see another happening like this in our lifetime.

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Nah its Trump/China vs Niggers and sick people and globo homo.

8 d chess.

...

fantastic aim

cope little fly

Thug Bunny is looking better these days

Take the middle road non its neither the end of the world nor a nothing burger. Its a serious virus with what looks like some good treatment options if done early, HCQ and what not.
The problem is there are still shortages of things like PPE. You really need the whole country in masks to help slow the spread. You also have problems with convincing people to get tested, find the virus early, and get a doctor to put them on HCQ/zinc right away.
As long as people allow the virus to progress to the point of intubation people will be fucked and hospitals in turn will get fucked.

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C & D
Every other choice is wrong.

I’m sure that doujin has scat, or I would have read it already. Still might read it anyway.

sorry you lost your job, your retirement, and your future user

>afraid
nigger the system that was literal hell on earth is choking on its own filth, im fucking loving it.

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仕方ないね

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that’s not how death rate works you fucking retard. worldometer isn’t a death rate counter kek.

epidemiologist work hard to put together accurate cfr retard not some kike website called worldometer that isn’t even doing the death rate calculation

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Can't prove me wrong so now everything is fake?
That's actually a schizo argument.

>gooks gonna coof more
>this means they are more powerful
fuck off

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This.

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fuck off chang. go fuck a bat and eat an infant

This is a absolutely huge power grab by authorises. The lockdown should be no more than advisory because the only people in danger are the very old or the very unhealthy. The media should tell people the truth which is there is an extremly contagious strain of flu spreading. Take necessary precautions.

Me just like pic
>Apu 497
Fuck you spoopk

I'm afraid it might be over too soon.

Put Texhnolyze on that list will 'ya

Oh yeah. No one pressures me to leave the house and i've been working on my bread game while jacking off playing cataclysm dda.

>~1% death rate with HCQ + azy when taken EARLY
>nigger still parroting global statistic forgetting that Marseille is almost immune to this shit being ape central of France
kek

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What's the link to that one chart of the daily deaths/other info. Last I saw it posted it had france and US over 1k deaths a day.

absolutely based, go have some fun user

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cope

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Most likely, if this doesn't trigger nuclear war idk what will...

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Remember that you do it so they could have their day
#nosepodiasaber #cadadiaunaplauso #tachaalfacha

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Assmad chicom detected.

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Why is everyone terrible at self isolation and managing this pandemic? I yelled at my girlfriend the other day because after getting groceries, she runs her hands under the sink for a second after (after touching the cat). She also goes to the grocery store every day, literally because she is "bored". Today my parents invite me to a picnic with my brother's family, including their grandchildren.
>But user! We'll be 6 feet apart!
That is not enough. And only the grandparents are wearing cloth masks.
This all just proves to me I can't trust anyone, they are all incompetent.

cope

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>gets everything from one site
/cvg/tards are actually the worst

Dude this is just the beginning
This year is projected
>famine
>war escalation
>Bioterrorism proof of concept

Welcome to the prologue of a nuclear happening cluster.

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>ya gotta keep em separated

youtube.com/watch?v=Fg--3LKZIOo&t=6810s

Don't worry. Maybe see if it can be archived at nothingburger.today?

she'll be fine

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It’s SARS, a novel Coronavirus, new, as in never seen before. You make pronouncements as if you are a published scientist/physician making contradictory statements to those who have

Sauce for your claims that Covid-19 is not SARS but “just a seasonal flu” from a peer reviewed published journal?

>3% is hilariously low

That's about Q fever-tier, which is was used as an actual bio-weapon