Brit/pol/ . Goats in Bins Edition

>Dominic Raab stands in to run the nation after Boris Johnson goes into intensive care
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8193797/Boris-Johnson-goes-intensive-care-Dominic-Raab-stands-run-country.html

>Great Orme goats chew up Llandudno during lockdown
dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/gallery/37-pictures-great-orme-goats-18016943

>Bin lorry catches fire in Didcot's Great Western Park estate
oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18362110.bin-lorry-catches-fire-didcots-great-western-park-estate/

>Youths in Glen Parva set Poo-Bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817

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Digits and she comes to me in the night.

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Think you dodged a bullet tbqh lad.

LMFAO karen would love this where is the cunt?

>BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

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went off to get some tinnies the other day and never came back

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She's an incubus with a twat that smells like scampi fries lad.

I like scampi tho

Doubles and Boris recovers, but with a hatred of Britain.

Treat yourself.

Boris will recover and he will be fine. Kek likes Boris.

Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I


youtube.com/watch?v=sLX5Nym9fcs

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twitter.com/xzxzlewis/status/1247250825057054720?s=20

Who here is ready for the boog?

What will the small change currency be?

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He does 3 to 4 day stints like that quite often.

youtube.com/watch?v=rT1HEXNI9c4&feature=emb_logo

you know its frozen scampi right?

Doubles he survives and goes full Oswald

Oh no globalist shill tory is in the hospital after being to relaxed about the virus. oh sorry, NOT OUR GUY HOW WILL WE GO ON..

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Second time I've heard incubus today and dunno what it is. Never heard it before today. And yeah fuck scampi.

good work

rolling like fred durst

>Gaycommunistvegan.
The final boss of degeneracy.

Has panic buying stopped everywhere else in the UK?
Shelves are looking pretty full here in Leeds at the moment.

Fuck lads. Feeling for yas. Always had a soft spot for boris. Now he's getting offed by China. That's a yikes from me. Not good.

Alcohol

is he gonna make it lads? JUST TELL ME IF HE'S GONNA MAKE IT

Why are people so vile t b h?

Almost nobody deserves to be treated like this

gross. You are either a mutt or have a fetish for plastic.

>Dedicated to Boris, in case he takes the path we all must take before I wake up.

“PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.

GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?

GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.

GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.”

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#prayforboris

>believes in Britain
>gets us out of Globalist project
>Globalist shill tory
hold on while we all clap for you

Ahh, you think Raab will be your PM. I'm afraid he's come down with a slight cough as well..

Along with the rest of the 'experts'.

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She's fucking beautiful you idiot.

Can get anything but cathedral cheese here mate. Seems to be shortages due to management selection of deliveries rather than supply chain issues.

It's a full moon and thots stink of bad fish.

Don't be surprised lad, that's what they are.

Pissed and setting fire to bins and driving nonces mad.

checked thought you or sussex were karen for a while because your normally always together. Thats why I asked where he was.

Ancaps arent right wing

Alright Leeds lad. I'm in Leeds as well. Are you a student or a local?

This is a sub 2-digit IQ take.

dont know, dont care

"Spitfire" Gove taking them all down

Wtf kind of surname is "Raab"? I assumed arab but he looks white. Dutch maybe?

Mutt confirmed. She's fucking repulsive even under twenty pounds of makeup. You probably jerk off to Megan Markle pictures too.

lad
youtube.com/watch?v=C612cY7WuTw

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Cathedral cheese has too much packet not enough cheese.

LOOK DEEPER

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My granddad comes from Leeds.

Imagine being such an attention whore with no quirks or personality you need a trip.

Well frankly i don't care because you should be buying davidstow cheese instead.

Local over near Headingly, what about yourself?

Honestly dunno mate, just have a bant with some images with them when they are on, we don't have any steamy off thread orgies or anything, apart from Wednesdays.

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Oh God, one of the best scenes; how wholesome is it for the afterlife to be a boundless land of adventure to be shared with friends and kin.

Reminds me of the Field of Reeds

>believes in Britain
>along with all the nignogs and pakis
english nationalism has been totally suppressed hasnt it

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Actually what about moatposter? Haven't seen that lad in a while.

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>Mutt confirmed
I'm pure English mate, you're just blind.

Imagine passive-aggressively non-responding to trips because you envy the attention that is rightfully bestowed upon the trip. You are less.

From Southwark originally m8, I know that feel.

Doubles he finally takes the gloves off, builds a giant oven for the (((chosen people))), hangs all the rape gang dindus and goes full 14 88

Maybe me best moat OC will lure him out.

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BoJo dies and we go to war with China and kidnap their trollops.
BoJo survives and RNHS receives so much funding the nurses can support a coke habit and pay for all day parking.

It's a win win.

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Don't fancy seeing bat soup cafes in the middle of Devon really.

>HAVING LEARNED MY LESSON
>I NEVER LEFT AN IMPRESSION ON ANYONE

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Exactly these union jack waving nonces dont know that british identity is a bi product of empire and industrialisation that was backed by "european" financier families. Any regional or real identity has be washed away with the blanket statement of "British"

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Hitomi is proof that there is such a thing as "too much"

This is very nice

Eddie.

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I like.

BINFIRES!
>BINFIRES!
BINFIRES!
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BINFIRES!
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BINFIRES!
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He has a Czech father I think

The guardian trotting out the doom stats
>PM's move to ICU shows he's likely to have severe Covid-19
theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/06/pms-move-to-icu-shows-hes-likely-to-have-severe-covid-19

He’s a jew

reminder that beer is a food as well as a drink

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this

>Headingley

How do you manage? Lovely part of Leeds but it's just full to the brim with rich southerners. They've started spreading. I live in Cross Gates and I hear them sometimes. I hate them so fucking much

Tick tock boris, your time is up and your woman is ours. We are now approaching your house and show her the dark side and remind everyone once you go black, you never go back. She will finally learn what wonders a real BBC will do for her.

we will breed you all out of existence.

boring and cringepilled

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Karen and Moaty are MIA

>Michael Gove
>Gove
>Government
>Michael Government
Holy shit, user, you've just blown this thing wide open!

i want her to batter me

boris is gonna croak lads. its written in the stars.

Fucking tripfags.

Based

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>the blanket statement of "British"
its inauthentic, it can be contrived to represent anything, to be british means supporting a set of malleable 'values' or something, to the older generation and scottish/irish unionists its one set of values and to the modern nignog 'brit' its a new set of values.
once we needed people to feel british enough to go die in some potato patch, a trench or prop up the anglican state control and today we need british to mean egalitarianism and altruism, both are about sacrificing your own well being for a foreign cause, whatever being british means its always included toiling through filth with a stiff upper lip.

sorry to hear that lad, hopefully a comet lands on your town soon.

>That pic
The_powder_that_makes_you_say_yessss..jpg

Thats because we are the norm for you british white boi and will take over your society.

The UK will become a new african colony

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Very funny

I know Canceranon doesn't trip fuck off pube?

>sorry to hear that lad, hopefully a comet lands on your town soon.

Needs more than a fucking comet these days.
And yes CAPTCHA, those bollards are fire extinguishers.

I got someone LARPing as me earlier trying to discredit me with some shit story so I’ve had to resort to this

Why? What did I do duck?

Have a firm (you) chief. Feel like pure shit just want the world to feel distant again the small regional community is the comfiest thing to ever possibly have.

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>didn't mention a penis
This is the most intelligent post from a nigger since my TV licence reminder.

I see manhands lost her rag again, silly lass won't learn will she....

?????no????

playing guitar munching crisps :)

LG

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You get shit for namefagging anyway so why not :)