/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2996 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,344,785 (+71,884) ► Died: 74,630 (+5,204) ► Day: 88 (-01:59:33)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 209 countries and territories infected —
— 4.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,648 strains have been sequenced —
— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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NY official says morgues are full
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NY official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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NY official admits they are undercounting deaths
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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>INFO
Infection might cause male infertility
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
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27 year old dies, no underlying diseases
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>REMINDER
Coronavirus is now 3rd most common cause of death in the US
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Wartime conditions in China
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China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
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Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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>LATEST
23:14: 749 new cases and 35 new deaths in Washington state
22:53: 110 new cases and 1 new death in Delaware
22:51: 160 new cases and 2 new deaths in Rhode Island
22:48: 183 new cases and 4 new deaths in South Carolina
22:40: 299 new cases and 8 new deaths in Missouri
22:29: 71 new cases and 4 new deaths in Texas

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Cough cough. The west is on its deathbed.


Are you ready for the new era of a China ruled world?

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Woah, based department?

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Imagine my shark

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already peaked lmao

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Hey mod bitch you wanna ban me again for using the report function you fucking nigger faggot.

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>What's coming to you Corona-chan?

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OH NO NO NO NO

mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1247242192894205962

/cvg/ doomheads BTFO!

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Its over, we reached the peak. It was fun larping outside in masks for a while, but lets get back to work now ok?

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You have one coast and India in your backyard.

Cope.

>meme flag btfo
Sorry chang

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2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.
>2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.

2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.
>2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.
2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.
>2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.
2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.
>2439 CASES AND 125 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 296 NEW CASES AND 31 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H. 26% OF CASES ARE HOSPITALIZED.

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Reminder that being Pro-Coronachan is being Pro-White and nothingniggers are jews.

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I haven't been this comfy or happy in years. I'm free of work, free of normalfags. This is great.

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>survive corona chan
>have to fend off mutated nogs
the future just gets bleaker and bleaker

I can't believe people support putting sanctions on themselves. I understand why a country wants to sanction Russia or China, but putting sanctions on their very people over nothing?
Certainly, they are taking note of how many small business are failing from this.

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Ayayay Ay Caramba. This no bueno. miracon. At least you guys still got the yeyo

It's over, US might have even peaked 2 weeks ahead of Italy

Contained, secured, hydroxychlorinated

>1 day dips are the same as 7 days in a row consistently lower than the peak

Even if a vaccine happened tomorrow, this was still vastly more impactful than 99% of Yas Forumss fake "happenings."

>lockdown is working

Is there anyone who actually believes that Covid-19 is anything more than a virulent flu at this point? I know numerous people who have had the symptoms and they all make full recoveries after a few days. Wake the fuck up people.

oh no no no no ahahahaha

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>tfw no qt ugly finn military gf to repopulate once we're immune to corona chan

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Checked

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Based, thank you

>The death rate is the part that we should be worried about.

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I have filed so many frivolous reports and have never gotten bopped for it. Always get nervous when I hit the submit button.

In case anyone hasn't noticed New York is about to overtake Spain and Italy in confirmed cases. So we can expect 10000+ deaths in NY over the next 3 weeks

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ay does anyone have that gif of corona chan where she's smug as shit, pumping her arms in the air while infection lines drop on a panning world map in the background?

It's hard to say, we still need to wait on what happens when the lockdowns are lifted and we are still waiting to see what happens to the US. Politicians are certainly downplaying it and that's ok, you will never hear a president saying "We are fucked!" because that induces panic and a bunch of scared people can do more damage than a virus can

You have places like Italy where it's slowing down (due to all the countermeasures such as the lockdown and social distancing) and then you have nightmares like Ecuador and China which i assume they are not doing that well because we don't hear news from those places (In the case of China, we only hear specific news)

This is the boring part of the happening sadly, we still hit 100k+ cases daily even with countries testing less, but again, i take every bit of info i see here with a grain of salt

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>it's the comparing estimates to confirmed deaths morons again
Also it was 20k~60k last season, with about 10k confirmed.

>this was still vastly more impactful than 99% of Yas Forumss fake "happenings."

Yeah cause you were all duped and led by your nose by the MSM narrative

This virus is about as real as the official 9/11 happening narrative

sorry, I meant to say
>the number of new cases is what we should be worried about.
My mistake.

You have exactly TEN SECONDS to explain why you didn't take this seriously sooner.

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em roll i guess

big money big money big money...ROLL

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>they no longer care about finding a cure
Ironic

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Prepare for second wave

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see
lol

The sooner things reopen the better, I want that second wave.
Welcome to the herd, starting to match some us states daily numbers...my guess is all that partying carried on too late in Mexico City.
You guys are gonna run out of beds desu...

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The lack of videos being posted here is fucking awful especially when I know there's loads everywhere.

Fingollians eternally btfo, ahhaha

counter these dumb numbers dumb fucking kike

>three months

>over 100 countries

>millions of cases

>death rate under .4% for anyone under 50

>death doesn’t even get close to scary until you are 70

>fucking cvg faggots like this say find another report

>all reports say this

>there are no reports that put the death rate higher

this kills the cvg retard cope

also brit poster who’s been collecting data all day is gay! i know you see this

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This may be the final twilight of society. Sure we might not all die if its a single wave, but if its multiple waves with reinfection it could slowly but surely work its way into all of us, young and old.
And even if we don't die, the economy is going to collapse under the weight of quarantine.
Are you ready user?

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What's the lowdown, is the happening cancelled? USA peak was going to be September, now it looks to be in 9 days. Did Trump save the country? Were the early models grossly overblown so now it will look like Trump saved the nation from 2.2 million deaths? So many questions but I am a brainlet, plz help

There's been +70k cases every day for like a week now, are we finally at the end of the exponential growth?

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i did!

>that pathetic second wave

Oh no no no no

Is this all doomcucks will have to look forward too all summer?

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>Futa
That shit mega gay, I'd go for pic related instead

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Grorious post

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Reminder that the death rate in worldometer means nothing.
Only CFR matters.
ourworldindata.org/coronavirus#what-do-we-know-about-the-risk-of-dying-from-covid-19

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This is what I was afraid of. It's the waiting that's killing me.

pretty sure each one of those would make a better wife and mother then any of the thots ive ever been with, especialy my ex wife.

once we're caught up to the active cases in areas the rate will appear to drop, but actually hasn't

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SARS is not influenza/flu

be the change you want to see in the world, user

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>it`s rising
soon we will have 500 infected daily and will make italy look like a fucking joke, also that deathrate makes me hard

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You got a HE mate!

kek reminder it’s been five threads and thousands of posts and that nobody posted any info countering the death rates in this post and how laughably low they are

>bbbut the report is old

ok so post new ones that are higher?

>bbut they are south korea

ok? post some that are higher from any state dumbass

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Are you just larping? You do realise this is just a virulent flu?

Based, check the numbers minorities make up the majority of deaths in inner-city shitholes desu

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based mad max larpers triggering user

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>using the report function
Using a meme flag, go back to tumbler you degenerate

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the fuck are you talking about?

36-39 is a qt

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LOUISIANA DEATH RATES
The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 6
Wide range of ages dying


0-17 - 0.79%
18-29 - 0.27%
30-39 - 0.59%
40-49 - 1.08%
50-59 - 2.05%
60-69 - 3.66%
70+ - 12.72%
Overall 3.43%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

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wow, rude

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Damn, that's unreal.

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my position has always been that it's a tragedy for anyone to die from COVID-19, even if it's a prime minister whose policies have purposefully and demonstrably inflicted suffering. i am of course reconsidering this position as it has become apparent that God disagrees

>implying the estimates don't keep dropping

We went from a million, to half a million, to 200k, and now under 100k

It's over, at this point Fauci will be sneaking around unplugging ventilators himself trying to save his job and run the numbers up

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all cvg fags categorically and unanimously btfo

kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit

i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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POST KINO

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Me too fren, this talk of it will all be over b4 May is a larp to quell the masses...
I welcome the 2nd wave.

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As soon as asymptomatic transmission with a long incubation period and >1% CFR was apparent, we knew this was going to be big

Exponential growth also relies on exponential testing. I think the former is more possible than the latter.

Is there anyone who actually believes that Covid-19 is anything more than a virulent flu at this point? I know numerous people who have had the symptoms and they all make full recoveries after a few days. Wake the fuck up people.

NYC DEATH RATES
The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 6, 2020 at 9:30 AM


0 -17 - 0.17%
18-44 - 0.56%
45-64 - 2.41%
65-74 - 7.1%
70+ - 15.64%
Overall 3.73%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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Here’s a you lying spammer and now you’re blocked

How do low death rates affect the myriad of long-term problems that the virus creates? Reinfection, incurability, organ damage, sterility, multiple cumulative infections, cytokine storm, etc? You will never answer these questions because you are a filthy manipulative kike who posts the same scripted bullshit in every thread.

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>barely work, get paid. No mandatory hours sitting in an office
>study from home whenever
>no commute
>play vidya with friends whenever
>sleep, read and watch anime whenever
>have the perfect excuse for my hermit behaviour
I do miss face to face interaction so that sucks, can't go visit my bros. Besides that it's bretty gud.

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Honestly? if my mom wasn't a diabetic i'd just go outside to get coofed on already.

Would you sacrifice the only person that ever loved you to save humanity from Corona-chan?

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You realize that's just to calm people, right? We will be losing multiple millions of Americans to this virus over the next few months alone.

The fuck that has to do with what I said?

I said you were comparing apples to oranges and now you're pulling predictions.
Go strawman somewhere else.

If war breaks between China and USA would you guys enlist ?

>There is a straightforward question that most people would like answered. If someone is infected with COVID-19, how likely is that person to die?
>The key point is that the “case fatality rate”, the most commonly discussed measure of the risk of dying, is not the answer to the question

kek based

Fuck i’ll miss #3000

I'll take it with a grain of salt until the dust settles, and we see the complete figures.

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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>sorry Johnson. You must be sacrificed for the the line to go up

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>butthurt cause the drug trump shilled works

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did you just reply to yourself to compliment how you btfo'd everyone

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>it's the corona RELATED death niggers again

he coping

>a virulent flu

The deadliest pandemic in history was a virulent flu. The flu has killed more people in history than any other virus. So yeah, a virulent flu is bad.

>save humanity from Corona-chan?

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Isn’t your head of state literally fucking dying of coronavirus right now

user, stop. I can only get so erect

When was the last time the UK Prime Minister was taken into intensive care over just a common virulent flu? Or the last time entire countries were quarantined to halt the spread of a common virulent flu?
Quite a lot of tourists who are just arriving to the threads with the arrival of the virus in Europe are still in the early phases of denial, same as most of us were back in January/February with wreaking havoc in China.

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Shameless

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No adrenochrome for you peasant

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>did you just reply to yourself to compliment how you btfo'd everyone
literally me on board with no ids

my sole job is to tell you fags is to inform you cringe retard larders on how low the CFR is becuss you idiots used to post shit like 20% when all the data is out and suggests nothing like that

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Nah, fuck humanity

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>save humanity from Corona-chan
She isn't the virus, she's the cure.

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We'll remember your sacrifice Boris lad

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ew

lol USA still BTFO by pasta & sPAIN in overall deds

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>>it's the corona RELATED death niggers again
Nothing to do with what I said, go learn some reading comprehension.

shills are retarded and take a minute to adjust. soon he'll even remove the redshit spacing

The government has announced full lockdown in Riyadh. Only necessary groceries are allowed. We have only 601 active cases in a city of 4 millions. Do you think we will defeat the virus ?

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Why can't you make your point without posting like a retard? Nobody will take you seriously even if you are right when you post like a child.

...

It's a vegan burger. Changed the world but society probably won't collapse directly from it.

Phew, let everyone out!

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based

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It is going to be really funny seeing the normies and politicians panic when infections spike when everyone's out and about again

>nothingburgers always manage to find a way to downplay the happening
We will never win happeningbros...

>t. doomfag that believes everything he reads in /cvg/, the most astroturfed and shilled general in this shithole's existence

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based Shuten Douji poster

This is me before my forced hiatus of reading anything about the chinkflu. Instead of more videos, there are more nothingburgers and less videos.

Imagine calling yourself an American and not have several crates of ammunition.

It was my birthday, and I wanted to use my coupons.

>Would you sacrifice the only person that ever loved you to save humanity from Corona-chan?
what if Corona-chan is the only person I’ve ever loved?

because you'll never be able to count everyone that dies from it, nor the real number of cases.
Therefor, only CFR matters since it is the closest to the real death rate.

If Boris Johnson was not on ICU at the moment i'd recommend not browsing Yas Forums for at least a day or two, if i had to guess, he is going to kick the bucket because (And this is all according to data i see here and on the news) if you get put into a ventilator your chances of survival are low

I'm also at that state where i know i won't get much from browsing Yas Forums but i don't want to miss a big happening when it does finally hit, personally i enjoy the feeling of watching the world melt and i hope it continues (i also don't miss my job that much)

I simultaneously hate it and love it, it's like watching a building that's slowly crumbling and you are just waiting for that piece to fall that destroys the whole foundation

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>finally get to use my AR
future sounds pretty kickass actually

Okay, so assuming your data is correct, how does that affect the long-term issues that the virus creates? You will never answer this question because you are a disgusting kike.

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Crush the faggot!

We just hit barely scraped fucking 10k, what the fuck are you on? Is it pure hope?

Kill yourself really.
Second option educate yourself and reflect yourself on the fact that your way more dumb than you think you are.


All of your point is filled with adhominem. Secondly you do not count repercussion, thirdly people older than 70 years have the right to live, thirdly cutting your hand will not kill you.

bruh here's your (You)

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>We have only 601 active cases
do you believe this? have religious services been continuing for the last few weeks?

Why are they like this? They were on board when it was ravaging China.

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>Saudi arabia
>Free food and health care
Yes
>Muslims still praying together
F

so no more posts about nyc and how it cant cope with the number of people in the hospitals?

NOTHINGBURGER

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i’ve already exposed hundreds of you dumbass cvg fags to the actual death rate so it seems like it worked. most you retards literally thought it was 20% before i did this.


cope


more

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Preeese do

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Why platelets? This isn't a blood disease

Riverside County, second largest in the state declares everyone must wear a mask outside and urges people to call 911(!!) if you see a gathering of people.

rivcoph.org/Portals/0/Documents/CoronaVirus/April/4.4.20_HO_order_face_coverings.pdf?ver=2020-04-04-172943-200×tamp=1586046633879

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based and end of the world pilled.

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Any politician will be do everything to prevent deaths on this scale. You and your precious economy will be locked down through the summer, and there's nothing you can do except bitch about in on here.

Mosques have shut down for a few weeks, even the Friday prayer is not allowed.

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>/cvg/ niggers will ignore this

vimeo.com/402537849

chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173

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A virulent flu is bad, This isn't anything like the Spanish flu. Why do you think the WHO said 80% of people won't ever know they've had it? It's because it's not a specifically bad flu unlike the Spanish flu which could kill you within 24 hours of showing symptoms. This is literally the seasonal flu but more virulent and you're a retard if you've not figured this out yet.

601 active cases, so around 3x new infecteds at the next two weeks. That's the progression.

>Fauci will be sneaking around unplugging ventilators himself trying to save his job and run the numbers up
This, that snake also joined the nothing burgers back in february and never perceived this as a serious risk to the United States.
They all need to be hanged and disemboweled.

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Apples to oranges.

The 20% figure is deaths/(deaths + recovered), the 3% figure is deaths/total cases, both are perfectly valid estimates used by epidemologists.

The first one is likely to overestimate the death rate while the second is likely to understimate it.

Did you fail high school math? Infections and deaths are both growing exponentially and will continue to do so.

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No. I hate chinks and americans simultaneously, so I'll just watch how they kill each other.

Finally someone posted this one. Thought I had it but couldn't find it.

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If 5's, they all get sent back to Wuhan

You only exposed yourself as a dunce. Grow up.

Dying for a drink

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When CVG is posting roll pictures like this, you know its over.

And if you just want to correct sensationalists, why put the same scripted in the thread for weeks on end? Why avoid legitimate questions? Why pretend the death rate matters even in the slightest? Because you're a manipulative satanic levantine canaanite.

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No miraculously they're gonna pull through! Same with New Orleans, magically as well!

It's almost like this was all political theater and they were never gonna run out of vents!

Is smash every chink skull

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Yes, it does. Most of the numbers are of people who only had it and died from another cause.
Rigged and fake, good job WILLINGLY supporting kikes.

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>Any politician will be do everything to prevent deaths on this scale.
Are you FUCKING sure about that?

Maybe
No
Yes
No
Hard no

Rawllan' for 8-9.
Weird face what with the lack of a lower jaw and all, but something in it's eyes tells me it's an absolute freak in bed and a glutton for punishment to boot.

sure thing subhuman
india could glass your shit country lmao

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Wish zombies existed.

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my county has had enforced ("recommended") midnight curfew for weeks. expecting the required mask-in-public "recommendations" any day now

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twitter.com/search?q=mitchellvii holocaust&src=typed_query&f=live

lmfao

Come on 36-39

>36-39 is a qt
Patrician choice, user

>Why avoid legitimate questions?
ironic

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You will do better than a lot of countries so.

Italy and the USA are fucking peaking at the same time, HCQ is working, this might not even the low estimate of 80k you complete mouthbreather

>Muslims are more disciplined and less fanatics than Orthodox Jews on Israel.
Arabia Saudí is OK, just stay at home.

Couldn't have said it better. Been lurking since Boris went to the hospital, but even that's been a slow burn.

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kek

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An obese, alcoholic, over worked 60ish year old man is struggling with seasonal flu symptoms. Color me suprised
This is your typical run of the mill seasonal flu but a lot more virulent. The over reacting by the government is unbelievable. You all talk about how you don't trust Chinese numbers but you all also recite Chinese studies that tell you this is the most deadly thing since HIV. Open your eyes.

>billions quarantined
>economies in shambles
>oil, travel, tourist, etc industries dying
Everything is perfectly normal you retard

FUCK IT'S NOT TRUE I SWEAR

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im impressed how strong that turtle is, just tears it in half like its a piece of wet paper.

No it doesn't you absolute inbred moron, if you read my post you would've noticed it had nothing to do with corona and I was talking solely about the flu.

It ain't fun no mo when they start getting hurt. They've got no balls, chico, BALLS

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You need to go back to redit. Really this is a place for adult.

Based quotes.

Fuck this is so crazy how much every mouvement created by Jew behaved like that. Communist are spiritual Jew.

I'm really afraid that the world might not melt. According to austria user they're still trying to save muh economy. They're going for a controlled second wave as italians are now starting to starve in their homes. When boris dies there may also be a backlash in the uk against the measures implemented but being the eu-china it might take a while to get something out of it. China and the riot they had 2 weeks ago and the premier thing coupled with the south korea news of "not being able to contain the new cases", now that's interesting and might make shit melt a bit

Yo so why are they locking down the country for a virus that only kills people older than 60? What if they just made retirees stay home and everyone else could go to work that way the economy didn't fucking collapse

Anyway eat ur vegs.

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>save humanity from Corona-chan?
I'm literally cheering for her. She's the cure.

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>nothingburgers posting constantly
>nothing to gain other than end to quarantines
>tfw you realize that nothingburgers are just closet happeningchads trying to end the quarantines making everything worse

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Guys, how long does it take for Amazon to ship during a global pandemic?

No, brap on...

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fool, we're in the first bump