What are some based email services Yas Forums? Protonmail? Lavabit? Runbox...

That is true. It's really to the point where the only completely safe option is getting rid of your technology altogether which is scary. But there are still measures we can take to avoid being easy targets.

I know you don't need my help with that glowie

In all seriousness, don't they have an email on Tor?

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