What are you having boys?
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Just a glass of water, OP, been sober for two years. Can't go back down that road again.
Barkeep, I'll have a Mekhong please.
Your wife’s pussy. I tip well.
Top this off with some Kraken please
A glass of fluoride free water with a slice of organic lemon and root ginger please op
And I'll give her the shaft
Virgin Hot Toddy, please
No booze on a school night.
I’ll have a jack and coke hold the ice and the coke please
Apple juice mein freund. Only mein kampf readers will get this reference
Milk please
Bleach, please.
Make it a double.
Bourbon, in a clean glass.
Based
merlot.
Poopie Rapie. Shaken, not stirred.
A glass of hope please. With a side of acceptance.
ill take a tecate. make it a double
Vodka and tap water
Cheapest double whisky and coke.
Scotch, on the rocks.
whiskey, leave the bottle
A shot of young Barbados rum in a glass with a Red Stripe poured on top.
I want to drive to Holland and buy weed, but I am too scared!
Water with lime please good sir
some jameson on the rocks pls.
I'll just have some water. How are you hanging bros?
Cyanide
Evenin lads, how are yall holding up?
Fill up a glass of rum for me, would you boss?
Golden Monkey.
the strongest shit you have
Not gonna lie, times are getting rough. I believe in 91.4 though and can only ask forgiveness.
You?
Gin and tonic, easy on the tonic
boston sour famalam
Fluoride, calcium and distilled water.
OP is shit, I'll be taking your orders from now on.
Sounds interesting. Gold or clear?
Ehh not to fucking bad mate, nearing the end of 17 days in quarantine due being sent home sick then 3 days later making contact with someone who later tested positive- so added 14 days to it. Back to work Wednesday. Longest vacation I’ll get until I have a kid or retire. How’s it going mate?
Old Overholt on the rocks.
Brought my own. *sip*
Have the bottle lad.
Cheers lad.
a stein of pic related please
I hope this damn virus subsides or better yet this fucking shit doesn't completely implode the economy
The hell are you drinking?
I'll take a Root Beer.
Thanks, barkeep, I'm looking for work, have you heard any leads or need any work done?
Jack straight up? I approve.
Ill take a whiskey sour with egg whites
jew blood, shaken not stirred.
Me and my girl professed we are in love with each other last week and she ended it today because she is afraid of commitment.
Something strong pls. Its good to be here with friends
rum and coke boss
Hot apple cider plus rum if I recall correctly
Might be sour though
I ran out of my alcohol rations within days of quarantine..
I wont tell if you wont.
Clean enough?
Not a problem sir.
Try the Dark and Stormy
Fuck off cunt. We're here to drown our sorrows in whisky. Take your can-do attitude optimistic shit to another bar.
Super Male Vitality with a horny goat weed garnish. You know, the usual.
Dad's homebrew spirit.
Have patience brother.
Clear for the aesthetic of the clear bottom layer. Although in my experience, the color usually has little bearing on the taste. Even less so when you're making a Steel Bottom. Most color in rum is either due to carbon filtering or adding caramel color, due to the lack of regulation for rum in the US.
>and she ended it today because she is afraid of commitment
You dodged a bullet kid. Take it from a 30-year old boomer who lost his highschool girlfriend of 4 years. Now my wife and I are celebrating 12 years in the fall, and we have 3 awesome kids.
Hang in there, it gets better.
>boilermaker
Old Crow and Olde English, please user
Is the kitchen still open? oh great, I'll have an order of the fried calamari and an order of onion rings. oh wait do they cook the calamari in the same oil as the onion ring because I dont want that then. Is the flatbread good? do you know if the sausage on it is nitrate free? if you're not sure I'd appreciate you finding out real quick. also please see if the tomatoes are fresh or just canned. not that I'm judging if they're canned I just am not into that flavor right now wanted something with a little more mouth feel.
Jameson for myself lad
excellent idea, i love ginger beer
DAVAI GRAB ME A BALTIKA #3
Which flavor?
10 years from now, no more, she’ll be back. She’ll say she should’ve realized what a nice guy and catch you were, and that no other guy she met ever compared to you. You are to under no circumstances take her whore ass back at this point. She has 3 weeks, 4 max to come to her senses before she shall be nothing more than a quick grudge-fuck, lest ye be married to a harlot the rest of your days and with children who have the traits of 20 men, minimum.
agent orange
I'll just have a water. Here's some music for the lads.
I'm drinking Miller Genuine Draft and Even Williams bourbon. No frills.
Whats the normie way to laugh on the world wide internet?
Which one is which though
As someone who takes care of their health, exercise 6 days a week for the last 6 years I can't decide whether or not to start drinking during this quarantine. I already did once and it was pretty fun but don't wanna go down that road really
Anybody got any thoughts for me
With a twist?
>babies first break up
Cheer up, you'll be over it soon and back to collecting pokemon cards and floss dancing in no time fuck face.
anyone who unironically calls the bartender barkeep gets the oven. I used to be friends with a larping faggot who would do this and it would end up cock blocking his life, what a fag
Fish tank cleaner and tonic, gotta get that virus replication under control.
Mind if I join in? The ice is disgusting though.
Grain liquor with curacau and pineapple juice on ice.
Fuck this, I’ll throw this pest out for us
Jameson on the rocks, good sir
Can't do that lad, this bottle aint leaving my hands anytime soon.
Vernor’s, or that Canuck Dry BS?
ARE YOU GUYS HIRING BARBACKS PLEASE I WORKED HIGH VOLUME ILL TAKE ANY SHIFT ILL TAKE 10% TIPS PLEASE LET ME GET JOB
so is black label. god that shit is trash.
A tight 16 yo please
Cheer up son.
You're young and there are billions of fish in the sea. Talk to them. Say hi and dont be afraid of rejection. Even brad pitt got rejected.
Coke please... In the glass bottle. Make sure it's bottled in Mexico, that shit tastes the best.
I hate this photo so much
Here btw
make that two
Jerusalem. Deus vult.
U married at 18?
dont do it
It'll all be ogre soon.
Fuck yeah, read my mind
Don’t do it unless it’s strictly once per week and just because you want to. If you start drinking for a reason, say to celebrate, you will soon find a reason every single day. Same goes for any addictive substance.
Mcallan 50 neat
And a Sam Adams Utpoia back
Give me the bottles actually
I don't want to leave anything to those narcissistic bitches still gathering like nothings happening.
corona
Duck hunt. Make it so.
Are you joking me?
Home brew cider
STEEL RESERVE BITCH
I’ll take wood-ford reserve neat boss. My liver isn’t going to survive another month of this bullshit guys.
Checked, it has to be Vernors now.
have you seen this woman?
What'll it be?
Underrated
Kek
Dont bother, drinking alone is pathetic.
Aristocrat vodka and camels. Leave the bottle.
Whiskey, all of it
WHERE'S MY BALTIKA CYKA
They don't make 151 anymore.
Why would you drink this?
Red Stag and Cola
A glass of milk please
So... candy then?
4 realz? Why?
A bottle of cringe seeing as that's all you're serving in this gay rp thread.
Everyone drinking water all of a sudden today? The hell is going on.
Old fashioned on the rocks, pls
Based Aqua fresh
Drinking in moderate amounts is fine, in some instances beneficial.
Excessive anything can harm you, even water.
>MFW I was a happy chappy bartender building a bankroll for college before the virus kicked me out of a job I loved
No fuckin clue what to order boss im underage for the USA
>A fucking peel
Why?
Good for you. Nothing but regrets down that road.
What's roleplay about it, fag?
Gimme a Hennessy. It's the only colored spirit I can drink.
...was that a Refreshments joke?
Now thats a fucking drink.
use darknet markets fren
Apple Juice chilled it is. Pretend its bourbon, sport.
>in a clean glass
where the fuck do you think you are
Un martini blanc, garçon
okay what is this
devil's springs on the rocks
Root beer? Come on lad what are you? Twelve?
Need a high res version of that Wojak bartender, please.
Considering this is Yas Forums
I recommend the Virgin Wallbanger.
Seems to be all the thing here.
A gin martini, extra dirty, stirred not shaken, keep the vermouth.
Don't fuck it up or I'll silently judge you for being bad at your job.
That has to be disgusting. Why would you butcher good scotch like that?
Youre such a pussy. Easy to hide weed under your car. Get duct tape and strap it in under your hood. Weed is for niggers, though.
and old favorite, literally
Cunt that shit tastes like toothpaste
Thanks fellas..cheers and next round is on me
Rum and coke
Got some on hand right now, fresh off the tap.
Maybe he thinks he's the Courier. What he said sounds like 90% of dialogue from Obsidian or Bethesda.
Have a cup of coffee, just brewed a can myself.
I'll have a glass if eagle rare 10, neat please.
This is the most redneck shit I think I've ever seen anyone ask for.
I worked for a dude for a bit who used to drink Evan Williams green label and Dr. Pepper. And the mother fucker owned the bar. Bet you two would be buds
canada dry is actually not considered ginger beer here, so no
never had vernor's tho
Why would you do this to yourself?
based leafy
a joint, and some american spirits please
>Why?
You tell me Chief, I didn't ask for a twist. Here, take it back and shake it up into a Manhattan. You've already given it AIDS, might as well put a dress on it too.
Have something on the house mate. Tell me what it'll be.
yeah my bad I dicked off
didnt realize we had a rush tonight