How will you greet tyrone when he comes looting your house?

I live in a ghetto, but I’m usually drunk with a lot of guns in my possession, so it probably wouldn’t be good idea

>calling the cops
Cringe
>rock salt
CRINGE
>double barrel shotgun
CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEE

he has quite the swag

checked and we both know there is no target

At least use number 4 buckshot

I typically greet the people I have over with some drinks, usually we talk, maybe a hike or we hit the range, then dinner. Why do you ask?

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Judging by that shooting stance, I'll greet him with a hatchet, and still have a 90% chance of not getting shot.

A nice dinner before you get cuckolded by your mrs?

somehow i keked at the "jamal comin' too" line

.45 ACP

Fucking try to get in nogs.

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frangibles, i want to hear them enjoy my work

have any of you nogunz faggots ever shot innawoods with frenz? at least 5% of our ammo is spent holding guns sideways and nigging out for the lulz.

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waterboard him with pic related

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Perfect form, he must be special ops

damn that at least one year of maggi.

>getting fucked by niggers instead
>BASED

I have similar packs of ketchup,mayo and mustard. Thing is the moment you open it it has to stay refrigerated and be consumed within 30 days.

i would hide in my closet while i call 911 because they're better suited to deal with it than me. vigilantes need to hang

>living near darkies

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If I'm feeling nice, I'll use the 223 w/fmj to minimize disruption.
If they piss me off they get the 308, maybe fmj, maybe lead-head.
If they seem to be an actual threat, out comes the 338 w/boattail nosler. The coroner will need a wet-vac.
If they make it past the first door and present a real threat in-person, the remi870 with plug.
The coroner will need a fucking shovel and a mop.

We don't need gun to beat the pigs skin and take his wife

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LOL
B ullets
L eave
M arks

niggitty-nogs go to the morgue

>Living in the US
>Not living with darkies
pick one
>56%

They are just feminine by nature. Notice how they cope with this by pretending to be hard and macho. That's the result of single motherhood. They have no father figures and they adapt women as role models. Thus the hysterical behaviour and the chimping. Also there is an incredible amount of faggotry among blacks.
Their love for bling and designer clothes also stems from their femininity.

Take a look at tupac, the femboy twink he was when young and raised by a single mother.
youtube.com/watch?v=v_XT9-C5Qu8
Once he was in the rapgame, he found male role models and hated women because he understood that they are the source of his hidden homo side.

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5.56 and .40 S&W

>how will you greet tyrone when he comes looting your house?

After this corona virus bullshit is over we are moving to the coast, there wont be any niggers near the coast as they cant swim

white men knoc out

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I was so hoping the dropped gun would misfire when dropped.

Nigger, please.
There isn't any 5 of you faggotty cocksuckers who can manage me.
Unlike the loser in that webm, I carry at all times, and won't hesitate to grease your coon-ass.
Then, I'll make a call and have your carcass disappeared to a canal in Canarsie.
Fucking mooly

niggers are homos

test

nah, it's probably some burnt out car

I'm UK here so thankfully Tyrone can't Access firearms as they're illegal
I'll use a sturdy wire brush and scrub his face and dinghy lips into tomato salsa!
Prob get lifed off but fuck it¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He wont be. The key is when they move into the nieghborhood seel your house and move. property values decrease fairly quick when they start moving in

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Stop lying to yourself. You know you failed, you fail and will fail. Forevar.

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True

With some good old trayvon treatment.

I love seeing how fast I can empty a pump action shotgun. Don’t particularly aim that well either.

based

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>Black user here!

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>not using a .50 for home defense
I SHIGGY DIGGY

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Honestly, Id take him alive.

I always wanted one.

>fresh watermelon on my table
>await with my shotgun out of sight

brilliant. where find more of these?

I never even thought about it but everything you said makes perfect sense. Holy shit.

Just leave it in your pool.

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I won't be calling the cops, that's for sure. I've been thinking about who to do when the looting gets going, and I've figured the best way to dispose of the bodies and wrap them up up in a tarp and throw them in a dumpster.

You gotta check out Tupac hoax reaveled channel on jewtube. Dude's flaming.

in kind