/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2994 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,342,235 (+69,334) ► Died: 74,554 (+5,128) ► Day: 88 (-03:14:33)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 209 countries and territories infected —
— 4.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,648 strains have been sequenced —
— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —

>LIVE: WHITE HOUSE
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>NEWS
HCQ shown to shorten recovery time in randomized trial
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NY official says morgues are full
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40% of cases needing ventilators in Russia are under 40
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Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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NY official admits they are undercounting deaths
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>INFO
11 year old in Indonesia has died to coronavirus
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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13 year old in Britain dies, no previous conditions
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Under 2 year old in Morocco dies of coronavirus
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Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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>REMINDER
"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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Czech Republic buys Chinese rapid tests, 80% fail
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>LATEST
22:17: 115 new cases in Uzbekistan
22:15: 305 new cases and 18 new deaths in Florida
22:00: 62 new cases in New Mexico
21:44: 53 new cases and 14 new deaths in Kentucky
21:43: 142 new cases in Saudi Arabia
21:29: 64 new cases and 2 new deaths in Oregon

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TURN ON CNN

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if her hair is blonde by the time of 3k...
nasty shit will happen... i know dolphins...

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>"what the fuck is she doing?"
>You say out loud to no one in your car.
>She's just standing there, fingering your hood and staring at you.
>You honk your horn, make a gesture with your hands trying to get her to move.
>She doesn't.
>The fuck is wrong with her.
>No wait, somethings wrong. This is like car jacking, right?
>You look behind you, getting ready to reverse only to find another car is bumper to bumper with you.
>You crack the window a bit, the chilly dusk air brushing against you.
>"C-can you move?"
>You say in a voice that cracks.
>Her mouth moves but you can't hear it.
>"W-what?"
She replies in a cold, dead tone.
She says while still finger blasting your hood.
>You COULD run her over.... But that's a lot of paper work and prison time.
>Well... Do you run her over or let her in? It looks like she has some kind of business with you.

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>1342228 infected
>74554 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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GUGH BILL MAD

One million dead when?

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Why nigger

Imma breed that Anime thottie

take the redpill

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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/cvg/ PLEASE HELP PLEASE HELP REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
I'm looking for the webm of the black bodybags that looked to be filmed inside of a parking lot or something, it was in some south american country i think, I know one of you has it, please i want to show my friend

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Are we surpassing yesterday's daily deaths?

Lying about cause of death

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I've seen your kind, time and time again.
Every fleeing man must be caught. Every body must be infected.
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed inmune.
But in the end, you lack the stomach.
For the agony you'll bring upon yourself

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POTUS STREAM

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CTFL+F "Ecuador"

Are they gonna extend the deadline?

I guess it was a cat bounce then

Wrongful testing

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I dont understand this picture.
Does she have titty sleeves in that dress or something?

CASTILLA LA-MANCHA SPANISH AUTONOMY SAYS THE DEATHS IN ITS REGION IS THREE TIMES MORE THAN THE ACTUAL NUMBERS BY THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST NUMBER (GOV: 708, ACTUALLY: 1,921)
>CASTILLA LA-MANCHA SPANISH AUTONOMY SAYS THE DEATHS IN ITS REGION IS THREE TIMES MORE THAN THE ACTUAL NUMBERS BY THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST NUMBER (GOV: 708, ACTUALLY: 1,921)
CASTILLA LA-MANCHA SPANISH AUTONOMY SAYS THE DEATHS IN ITS REGION IS THREE TIMES MORE THAN THE ACTUAL NUMBERS BY THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST NUMBER (GOV: 708, ACTUALLY: 1,921)
>CASTILLA LA-MANCHA SPANISH AUTONOMY SAYS THE DEATHS IN ITS REGION IS THREE TIMES MORE THAN THE ACTUAL NUMBERS BY THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST NUMBER (GOV: 708, ACTUALLY: 1,921)

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HAPPENING, SPAIN CAN HAVE THREE TIMES MORE DEATHS
COMMUNISTS LIED
PEOPLE DIED

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Ribs Boris

I LIVE IN A TRAD SHITHOLE AND MOST WOMEN ARE TRAD AND BASED HERE
ESPECIALLY MY LOVELY MOTHER WHO IS LIKE AN ANGEL TO ME

i wonder why the anarcocrap keeps spamming. No one is even taking his shit bait.

Wrongful death stats

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Ethnic cleanser confirmed.
Population statistics are going to look very different when this thing really explodes and infects everyone.

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>MSM is lazy
>must be conspiracy

Hnnnnnnnnng
2 9 9 4

So close

Queen of England is gonna dab on Boris's grave, calling it now.

>watch cnn

"BOW TO ME, Yas Forums"

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Another fake death

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>omg 225k deaths the end is nigh, etc

>FL numbers back up today
BUT SUMMER IS FOR TOURISM
WE’RE GONNA LOSES OUR JOBS

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 364,059 (10,792) Spain 136,675 (13,341) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 103,351 (1,806) France 98,010 (8,911) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 30,217 (649) Switzerland 21,657 (765) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 16,666 (323) Austria 12,297 (220) Brazil 12,161 (564) Portugal 11,730 (311) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,904 (57) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (41) Norway 5,763 (76) Ireland 5,364 (174) Chile 4,815 (37) India 4,778 (136) Czech Republic 4,735 (78) Denmark 4,681 (187) Poland 4,413 (107) Romania 4,057 (176) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Pakistan 3,766 (53) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Philippines 3,660 (163) Japan 3,654 (85) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,605 (38) Peru 2,561 (92) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Thailand 2,220 (26) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Mexico 2,143 (94) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Panama 1,988 (54) Qatar 1,832 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +27,386 (+1,176) Spain +5,029 (+700) Italy +3,599 (+636) Germany +3,228 (+222) France +5,171 (+833) Iran +2,274 (+136) United Kingdom +3,802 (+439) Turkey +3,148 (+75) Switzerland +557 (+50) Belgium +1,123 (+185) Netherlands +952 (+101) Canada +1,154 (+43) Austria +246 (+16) Brazil +907 (+78) Portugal +452 (+16) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +474 (+8) Sweden +376 (+76) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+4) Norway +76 (+5) Ireland +370 (+16) Chile +344 (+3) India +489 (+18) Czech Republic +148 (+11) Denmark +312 (+8) Poland +311 (+13) Romania +193 (+25) Malaysia +131 (+1) Pakistan +609 (+6) Ecuador +101 (+11) Philippines +414 (+11) Luxembourg +39 (+5) Saudi Arabia +203 (+4) Peru +280 (+9) Indonesia +218 (+11) Thailand +51 (+3) Serbia +292 (+7) Mexico +253 (+15) United Arab Emirates +277 (+1) Panama +187 (+8) Dominican Republic +83 (+4) Greece +20 (+6) South Africa +31 (+1) Colombia +94 (+11)…

>FULL LISTS
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WINGHAVEN SAVE US

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Read the post again or the original you dumb ape.

>they were given an N95 to use in patient's rooms and put in a paper bag to reuse afterwards but could not wear them outside such rooms
>she had her own mask that was not provided by the hospital but (((management))) would not allow her to wear it elsewhere including the hallways
>greatest and most expensive healthcare system in the world
>medical personnel have to wear trash bags and/or no PPE in general because this country sold it's soul to China

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Fake viruses

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WHO:
>please don't wear masks, reserve them for confirmed infected and doctors
Russian government:
>please all wear masks even the cheapest ones that don't protect shit
Wat do?

>— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —

There are 7.8 Billion right now. How did you come to this specific number?

Reminder that Chinese understood CCP has lost the Mandate of Heaven, and now things are slowly escalating

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Fake tests

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fuck off, chink. no one believes your propaganda designed to infect more people

And another

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It's always low on Sundays/Mondays for some reason.

Dutchs epidemiologists talk about different "exit strategies" of the lockdown. translated from nrc.nl
>"I saw the first results, and I thought, holy fuck, that timeline."
>If in their model all measures have been lifted, it will be at day 800,
>in more than two years' time.
>two years' time.
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Hmmm less peoole on earth is good. Guess more job slots open.

Less taxes going to welfare queens.

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wat?

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Lying hospitals about deaths

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I guess Bill finally realized that Africans don't stop making babies even if you make them rich

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Lol citing Bill Mitchell as a source

Corona right across the street
The guy and his wife look like death
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Wear a mask, best you can, they work WHO is lying

they all should die for stealing our ventilators

true

Bodies burning

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FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS!

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Italy will be back stronger than before, Anglo-German-Viking countries are showing themselves for what they are...slaughterhouses

The Roman Empire will be back, and we will bring culture and law in the barbaryan lands!!

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Fake deaths and lies

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When they will develop an antibodies test?

i find hard to believe masks can do something bad, as long as you use a new one every couple of hours

And what paradise is that?

listen to government

>despite being the

take your meds

WHO IS ZOGGED CHINESE PUPPET

Bro, you're fucking neurotic.

You must really want Xi's 50 cents

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trust international globalists ofcourse

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i once cooked pasta in my coffee maker

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You have some serious mental issues, don't you bro?

He's propably a bot. He has the stock response about CIA where he posts this pic. One time instead of his normal line he commented the title of the image

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FOR REAL? I CAN'T WAIT FOR XI TO DIE!

why would somebody create this

Any protection is better than none.

I can only afford to pay you for this last thread, thanks for the help, I'll let you know if I need you again.

>bot#23456
>"a friend of a friend of a friend of my father's brother in law said "ur gay", trust me."

youre either a chink trying to infect more people with "its fake" propaganda or youre mentally ill and need to seek professional help

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Thats good news. They're mostly fat and sick too. Obesity rates might go down for usa.

The more I looke at these n___ers, the angrier I get.

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Gladly

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Flu doesn't put you on a ventilator. Flu season is already over for North Hemisphere and hasn't begun for South Hemisphere.

Yeah because living with someone with COPD and not wanting them to catch coronavirus is neurotic, right?

Fucking leaf. Women are retards with no ability to perceive the future or tell the truth.

Is the worst over now? Deaths and infections are going down in UK and Europe.

I'm looking forward to owning land once all the boomers are dead.

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He's a literal schizo. Stop giving him replies.

France has reported the most new daily coronavirus cases of any country besides the United States

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Why are you at home? Run to the hospital and film the hoax for us.
It's easy. Don't be afraid to wear no protection and touch every surface you can.
You have 10 hours from now.
Don't tell me you're scared.

You’re going to have a Muslim prime minister

It's a nice pic. But pleas don't do threads when Argi is around

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Belgian Department Head of Cremation: "Too many bodies to cremate, need to perform burials at sea"
>Belgian Department Head of Cremation: "Too many bodies to cremate, need to perform burials at sea"
Belgian Department Head of Cremation: "Too many bodies to cremate, need to perform burials at sea"
>Belgian Department Head of Cremation: "Too many bodies to cremate, need to perform burials at sea"
Belgian Department Head of Cremation: "Too many bodies to cremate, need to perform burials at sea"
>Belgian Department Head of Cremation: "Too many bodies to cremate, need to perform burials at sea"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how many dead normies compared to sane people?

Even a fucking rag is better than nothing.
Just don't expect any normal protection without designated decontamination room+hazmat+full face gas mask airtight combo.

If Boris makes it through, yes.

In 2 weeks

sunday/monday

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>Reminder that Chinese understood CCP has lost the Mandate of Heaven, and now things are slowly escalating

Doesn't Escalate mean bad things rising rather than falling? wouldn't it be deescalating?

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Real talk though.

Is Boris going to live or die?

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Are you talking about Rishi Sunak? If so, he's an Indian and a Hindu, not a Muslim

That is some of the stupidest cramp propaganda I have ever seen. You do know we culture, manipulate, and use viruses, right? Russia even uses viruses in medicine. This post of yours is so dumb it really in validates all the cheap you have posted. You should cull this one or get fired by your handlers.

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Yes.

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fair enough. hope you and yours are doing well, user. pic not related

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yeah it's wrapping up now. peak should come in the next week in the US, then it'll taper off until the end of may. expect final death count to be around 500k globally at this rate

okay, but that's not what I'm asking

It was always going to happen because of lockdown. We have 2 options now. Remain hiding in our homes for years in the hope that they find a vaccine, or bite the bullet and take the herd immunity pill.

Lockdown is fine but its not sustainable. As soon as we're out, it's back to mass infections.

The numbers aren't as high as I was expecting by this time, some countries appear to be peaking, and nothingburgers are demoralizing me. Give me hope cvg.

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Two times one time and half of a time.

I fucking knew it they tested a lot more

Is this real?

Florida Man

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Masks without any standards (handsewn, surgeon's masks, etc) are only good for protecting others around you, from you infecting them. So if EVERYONE wears a mask, everyone is protected. It's enough for one dumbass asymptomatic or presymptomatic idiot going around without a mask to be a health risk for everyone else wearing masks.

that'll show those numbers not to mess with bill's opinion

LOLOLOL never doubt Agriebro.
He is the /cvg/ grandmaster mod on meth.

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Wait two weeks

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>You give yourself a moment to decide.
>You just can't run over some girl.
>You take a shaky hand and turn the key, making the engine die.
>She smirks.
You swallow hard and bring your hand closer to the button
>Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
>what if she's infected?
>She notices your hesitation.
You press the button and the resounding clink notifies her she's welcome.
>She takes slow, uneven steps and reaches the passenger door.
>And gets in.
"G-go... Go where?"
Are you really going to let her know where you live?

Chink data:

Day 1: Symptoms start off mild. Patients may experience a fever, dry cough, or occasional shortness of breath. Some may also feel fatigue and muscle pain. A minority may have had diarrhea or nausea one or two days before this.
Day 3: This is how long it took, on average, before Wenzhou patients were admitted to the hospital after their symptoms started.
Day 5: In severe cases, symptoms could start to worsen. Patients may have difficulty breathing, especially if they are older or have a preexisting health condition.
Day 7: This is how long it took, on average, for the Wuhan patients to be admitted to the hospital after their symptoms started.
Day 8: By this point, patients with severe cases will have most likely developed shortness of breath, pneumonia, or acute respiratory distress syndrome, an illness that may require intubation. ARDS is often fatal30211-7/fulltext).
Day 10: If patients have worsening symptoms, this is the time in the disease's progression when they're likely to be admitted to the ICU. These patients probably have more abdominal pain and appetite loss than patients with milder cases. The virus' fatality rate is hovering at about 4%.
Day 17: On average, people in Wuhan who recovered from the virus were discharged from the hospital after 2 1/2 weeks.
Day 27: Some patients stay in the hospital for longer. The average hospital stay for Wenzhou patients was 27 days

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The UK PM is dying.

How can you watch Clinton News Network?

I fucking hate Americans. Myself included. I hope we all get corona and die.

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Funny how some of them converge on the same design

Few people survive intubation. How chance of survival has plummeted, but not impossible.

He got BTFO so many times that nigger filters me to avoid further embarrassement

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Yas Forums really fucking belives this didn't happen at some scale

People that doubt this are the true bots

corona chan doesnt like smelly autistic nordics m8

YOUR FUCKING PM JUST GOT ON A VENTILATOR AND YOU'RE ASKING IF THE DUST HAS SETTLED?

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You know he's burning through a gram a day now.

Pic is also horrible wrong

offer to give her a ride wink wink

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What up /cvg/ who here ready for 4 more years of the Shitposter in Chief? 2016 election night was glorious and this November we're in for a treat. It feels /comfy/ to be in the best thread on Yas Forums and have the best president in the world. I'm curious as to when the Hilldawgs of yesteryear will show up to tell us they're Ridin with Biden. Have an excellent day lads and vote Trump this November!

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this is overwhelmingly a joke compared to smallpox and tuberculosis

Post yfw corona is just a way to distract everyone from ATLAS coming to blow us the fuck out permanently.

This is great. We can use this to get the libtards on our side to make China pay

We need to make china pay. They've cause trillions in damages. They should not get a pass for this. Think of how much a funeral costs. Now multiply that by 70,000. Healthcare costs x 1.3 million. The economy and job loss. They NEED to pay. Fuck China

A bunch of dead niggers is a bonus

GUYS FUCKING READ THIS SHIT

>Why young people die of Corona 19… "ACE2 mutation, lack of surfactant"

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I don't filter you when you use a Brazilian flag, m8. I filter memeflags in general.

>another cvg thread
>see all these weebs fapping and giving their energy to a literal virus
>at first I feel disgust, but the more time I spend here, the more I feel a strange attraction to Corona chan
>fuck it.
>start fapping to Corona chan, when my I bust my nut I feel a literal chill go down my spine
>arms and legs are slightly weaker and head feels foggy
>over the next few days I find myself constantly thinking about Corona chan and fapping to her more and more
>I feel my muscles atrophy each time, my bones feel a little less dense, my mind a little more foggy.
>tfw I am literally allowing a demon to siphon energy from me, and I am addicted to the pleasure

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wtf is wrong with you, terminal autism?

You don't like it, leave.

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HOW DID THE NAZIS BURN 6 MI-

are we in for an entertainment drought with no new movies and television being filmed?

No bro. Fuck that. Fuck your pc sjw lefties, ok. For the rest you guys are cool (a bit less then you guys actually think but still...)

what's the passive death rate of the world anyway?

Maybe in about 6 years. If casualties double in 3 months's it'll be at 149.116 of the 7.6 billion world population.
In another 3 months it'll be at 298,232. In another 3 it'll be 596,464. Then in another 3, it'll finally be at 1,192,928 of our 7,600,000,000.
I say it would take six years because the above figures are under the assumption that said virus continues to grow and spread without stopping for 12 months. I don't care if it's real, hoax, or biological weapon, no virus is gonna just rampage unstoppable for 16 months without any break or loss of inertia unless it's another Spanish Flu situation.

>Corona right across the street
>The guy and his wife look like death

Canadians don't have European plates. Either you photo isn't yours or you're a scared homo-erect using a proxy

>need to be prepared to hunker down for ~3 months, never living the house
>spend the next 5 days constantly taking my temperature worrying if I'm infected
>spend the next 5 days worrying if i'm infected taking my temperature constantly
>again, stressed out and worried if we couldv'e been infected for the next few days, can barely eat or sleep because of stress
That's a bit neurotic m8. Both things can be true.

do you have a better infographic? im not really an armorfag. pic not related

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You don't have to worry about either if your parents aren't antivax retards
SARS viruses on the other hand don't produce lasting antibodies

It was obvious he will win over a year ago. No reason to get excited when you know the outcome

>It's like I'm really playing Vagrant Story!

The trouble with conspiracy theorists is they completely drown out the reasonable theories with bullshit ramblings about the Coronavirus being a hoax, the earth being flat, celebrities having access to magic etc.

They're useful idiots for the establishment. The idiots who cried wolf.

bros do you think the chinks have happy Qingming holidays?
> the more you think about it ..

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