>Boris Johnson moved to intensive care as symptoms worsen
bbc.co.uk
Brit/pol/
Christian Howard
Xavier Gonzalez
first for he fucking dies.
Ryder Robinson
>Johnson is said to have played down his illness so he did not overshadow the Queen's speech.
Eli Nguyen
His poor unborn son.
I hope if he dies Borris II develops a vendetta against China so when we live in a mad max dystopia we have hope in a hero.
Gabriel Brown
real thread here.
Charles Davis
been saying he'd die since i heard he got the virus, fits with the narrative. He'll take a permanant retirement on someones private island.
Hunter Diaz
ya ma wears slazenger
Hunter Wilson
Reposting the new shadow cabinet for some light humour at this time:
>Sir Keir Starmer, Leader of the Labour Party
>Angela Rayner, Deputy Leader and Chair of the Labour Party
>Anneliese Dodds, Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer
>Lisa Nandy, Shadow Foreign Secretary
>Nick Thomas-Symonds, Shadow Home Secretary
>Rachel Reeves, Shadow Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
>David Lammy, Shadow Justice Secretary
>John Healey, Shadow Defence Secretary
>Ed Miliband, Shadow Business, Energy and Industrial Secretary
>Emily Thornberry, Shadow International Trade Secretary
>Jonathan Reynolds, Shadow Work and Pensions Secretary
>Jonathan Ashworth, Shadow Secretary of State for Health and Social Care
>Rebecca Long-Bailey, Shadow Education Secretary
>Jo Stevens, Shadow Digital, Culture, Media and Sport
>Bridget Philipson, Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury
>Luke Pollard, Shadow Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Secretary
>Steve Reed, Shadow Communities and Local Government Secretary
>Thangam Debbonaire, Shadow Housing Secretary
>Jim McMahon, Shadow Transport Secretary
>Preet Kaur Gill, Shadow International Development Secretary
>Louise Haigh, Shadow Northern Ireland Secretary (interim)
>Ian Murray, Shadow Scotland Secretary
>Nia Griffith, Shadow Wales Secretary
>Marsha de Cordova, Shadow Women and Equalities Secretary
>Andy McDonald, Shadow Employment Rights and Protections Secretary
>Rosena Allin-Khan, Shadow Minister for Mental Health
>Cat Smith, Shadow Minister for Young People and Voter Engagement
>Lord Falconer, Shadow Attorney General
>Valerie Vaz, Shadow Leader of the House
>Nick Brown, Opposition Chief Whip
>Baroness Smith, Shadow Leader of the Lords
>Lord McAvoy, Lords’ Opposition Chief Whip
IT'S SHITE
Luke Morgan
S E E T H E N O N C E
David Long
maybe that'll be a good thing.
Jonathan Miller
what happened to montenegro poster?
Kevin Foster
it was probs just pube shitposting with a proxy
Adrian Ramirez
Pray for Boris
Brayden Torres
What time do they announce his death?
And what time is his flight to Israel?
Lincoln Anderson
Think if the death as a payment for brexit. He died for his hubris. His death is a good indication of what will happen for all britbongs.
Nathan Hall
LET THE BORIS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BORIS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BORIS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BORIS HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR
Matthew Gomez
66 million prime ministers
Noah Ramirez
Absolute legend. He will prevail.
James Foster
kek
Jayden Davis
I'm going to fucking cry
Joseph Nelson
If he lives fine but if he dies then he was weak so fuck him.
Austin Edwards
Up yours Chang. The Indians will rape you to death.
Zachary King
Someone please edit this to a mushroom cloud going off in the distance.
For bonus points, make the book the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Bentley Garcia
Digits and Boris Johnson dies in his sleep tonight.
Jaxson Moore
Maybe Farage will take over.
I’m not a Brit, but he seems based
Samuel Turner
Die mf die
Asher Brooks
Digits and Boris recovers gloriously and nukes China on his first day back
Colton White
Has anyone got any more corona-norf edits? I need cheering up after the news about bojo
Julian Johnson
digits and we all get a good nights sleep
Jeremiah Anderson
BJ dies tonight
Dylan Harris
how can you sleep if you're dying of coof
Jaxon Clark
kek, Boris can’t manage to nuke the fake coof let alone China
Christopher Bailey
Ty user.
Sebastian Gutierrez
r u tuss enuss?
Gabriel Ward
Ta lad.
Lucas Cruz
Boris Johnson dies of the poofcoof tonight
Kevin Rodriguez
ERE, AVE IT!
Ian Kelly
Bruce will never duet this with Beatrice.
>youtube.com
Luke Johnson
>Spain To Roll Out Permanent Universal Basic Income ‘Soon’
forbes.com
thoughts?
I personally can't believe the yurospics are leading the economic revolution
Evan Sanders
Bojo dies during a full moon inshallah.
Blake Thomas
You really are a thick cunt seethenonce
Christian Evans
>revolution
There is no revolution.
Matthew Miller
She looks very Welsh.
Blake Brown
I've been pissing with increasing frequency and get the urge to go again soon after pissing. I need to go every couple hours. I don't drink a load but the piss is almost pure water. I am constipated too. Anybody know what it could be? I'm phoning the doctor tomorrow
Daniel James
Digits and Johnson dies this weekend
Jaxson Allen
I'm not a doctor of course.
Ryder Scott
Sounds like you're full of piss and shit, user.
It's quite a serious condition.
Colton Price
Theory: He's not even ill, they've just moved him to intensive care to try and get people to take the virus seriously.
Jackson Myers
Hope Boris is ok lads.
Hunter Mitchell
>What's David Ickes take on all this?
Let's find out.
youtube.com
William Gonzalez
#byebyeboris
Sebastian Kelly
When he comes out (having make a miraculous recovery) he will be "ar Bojo" national hero. He will have more power than Palpatine, and more support than Dianne Abbots knicker elastic.
He will be "God Emporor Bojo" and will get away with whatever he wants, including having Gove publicly lynched, and playing toss the small child in the Thames for a laugh every Saturday morning.
Isaac Diaz
omg i love food
John Morales
Is Boris going to be...
...k-kill?
Samuel Miller
Boris won't be ok and nothing is going to be the same again. Goodnight
youtube.com
Jeremiah Hill
>Bedfordshire clangers
Aaron Lee
If numbers Boris Johnson is kill and Nigel Farage becomes the new PM.
Anthony Kelly
When was the last time a G8 / OECD leader died in office?
Adrian Gomez
is he in Cuba? survival rate very low for Cubans
Asher Edwards
Well played burgerboi, but these numbers mean you also die
Mason Allen
My only regret is that I have but one life to give for the restoration of the British Empire.
Bentley Hill
I want to have many children with your women Charles
David Peterson
feel a bit emotional t b h