Brit/pol/ - ploughmans lunch edition
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All over by June
>How unfortunate for you, Boris.
NOICE
Got my first imposter ever last thread, what a weird person to LARP as.
Gove for PM?
If no digts then forget it-
Its not looking all that good at the moment is it lads?
he was more sound than you lmao
>ploughmans lunch
God you guys are so freaking gay
In non-Bojo news, rate Labour's shadow cabinet:
>Sir Keir Starmer, Leader of the Labour Party
>Angela Rayner, Deputy Leader and Chair of the Labour Party
>Anneliese Dodds, Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer
>Lisa Nandy, Shadow Foreign Secretary
>Nick Thomas-Symonds, Shadow Home Secretary
>Rachel Reeves, Shadow Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
>David Lammy, Shadow Justice Secretary
>John Healey, Shadow Defence Secretary
>Ed Miliband, Shadow Business, Energy and Industrial Secretary
>Emily Thornberry, Shadow International Trade Secretary
>Jonathan Reynolds, Shadow Work and Pensions Secretary
>Jonathan Ashworth, Shadow Secretary of State for Health and Social Care
>Rebecca Long-Bailey, Shadow Education Secretary
>Jo Stevens, Shadow Digital, Culture, Media and Sport
>Bridget Philipson, Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury
>Luke Pollard, Shadow Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Secretary
>Steve Reed, Shadow Communities and Local Government Secretary
>Thangam Debbonaire, Shadow Housing Secretary
>Jim McMahon, Shadow Transport Secretary
>Preet Kaur Gill, Shadow International Development Secretary
>Louise Haigh, Shadow Northern Ireland Secretary (interim)
>Ian Murray, Shadow Scotland Secretary
>Nia Griffith, Shadow Wales Secretary
>Marsha de Cordova, Shadow Women and Equalities Secretary
>Andy McDonald, Shadow Employment Rights and Protections Secretary
>Rosena Allin-Khan, Shadow Minister for Mental Health
>Cat Smith, Shadow Minister for Young People and Voter Engagement
>Lord Falconer, Shadow Attorney General
>Valerie Vaz, Shadow Leader of the House
>Nick Brown, Opposition Chief Whip
>Baroness Smith, Shadow Leader of the Lords
>Lord McAvoy, Lords’ Opposition Chief Whip
I give it a solid SHIT/10
>The ventilator just turned itself off!
>woman
That's were he fucked up
We're in the bottom row.
Future PM?
Good one, you calmed down after your little temper tantrum earlier?
Where’s the beer?
Just more misery reporting from here on out.
No highlighting the positives for less shankings or cleaner air among other things.
why are threads moving so fast
goddammit
kek
Looks great
yeah the happening was pretty intense. i'd just woken up with a banging headache too :)
Who's going to vote for him that they lost last time?
kek
What is that?
>muh immunity meme
you cannot gain immunity to this virus. it has ADE and HIV inserts.
built for bbc
I'm worried about Carries fetus being born mutated. Imagine her pussy being ploughed apart by a nose
because the PM's in intensive care you dope
'cause bojo is ded
based boris
Boris going into ICU is the first time I've felt any worry during this whole pandemic.
Not surprised, you hardly sleep and pop more pills than a 80 year old
sorry for sleeping, jesus
LIVIN' EASY
Green Party fag and wife
Claps all around
RENT FREE
LIVE UPDATES: bbc.com
>Di prime minister, 55, dey admitted to St Thomas' Hospital for London wit "symptoms wey no gree go" on Sunday.
>Statement wey dem release say: "Since dis afternoon, di condition of di prime minister don worse and, im medical team don advice say make im enta di intensive care unit for di hospital.
>Di PM dey collect ogbonbe care, because of all NHS staff and dia hard work and dedication."
Protip: Never respond to tripfags.
This
Hell yeah, in my country there's thousands of people clapping every night to defend our shitty-ass politicians from other citizens attacking them since they didn't do shit to prevent this crisis. Why isn't Boris getting hailed??
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, 2021-2036
I'd smash her back gates in
2021?
stopped taking those pills when i moved out of the city a few weeks ago :) funnily enough I was thinking about them today, damn. it's true i hardly sleep though, and it's always nightmares still
Why is a 30 stone american trying to tell me what to do?
Maybe stop drinking so much
The PM is fighting for his life and you post yankbait food pics, shame on you OP
no
I havent drank in weeks now
the nightmares are intense shit man, i always wake up traumatised lmao
Why haven't they booted Lammy out of the party ffs
OUCH OOH OW I'VE GOT MY FINGERS CAUGHT IN BLOODY BARBED WIRE!!!
PUT THE NEWS ON BOYS FUCKKKKKK
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Oh
For Christ's sake
I'm shitting me pants, lad.
Want to laugh at ice cold takes by a dumb retard.
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>China cannot compensate the world, because governments have no money.
>Demanding reparations would simply raise taxes on Chinese citizens, who are struggling to survive under communism.
>China’s compensation should be allowing free speech.
>A lack of free speech spread the virus.
No, don’t secure the bag for yourself because some chinksects are already struggling under muh gommunism.
Instead let’s ask from them the meme of freeze peach (which we don’t have in the west) rather than the annulment of international debts or them moving out of contested areas like the spratley islands.
Fuck molymeme is such a lolbert tard. Stupidest thing I’ve read for the last week
>To combat the risk of theft and to keep the workplace as safe as possible, Amazon has a stop and search policy with which you are required to cooperate and comply
amazon work must be hell
racist
My day starts well, at 5.45am, with a 50-minute walk on a route that includes two big hills. My pace is rapid and I return breathing heavily. I’m down one belt size already.
In fact, I’m so enjoying springtime in the woods and valleys that on some evenings I do the walk again.
Who gives a fuck about your PreMenstrual faggot?
Is that a joke website?
Please tell me that is a joke website
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
that looks delicious
thank god for the BBC
I've got a little team of imposters now. They always get it wrong.
fake and gay
Labour could have the best leader and the Conservatives can have the worst, simple fact of the matter is is that the next election is a guaranteed Tory victory unless there's going to be the largest ever political landslide by far
Daily reminder that this is called Wuhan Coronavirus
Protip: you’re a flaming faggot
I had a nightmare 2 weeks ago that I was inside out and could see all my organs hanging off me.
Yeah, spiced rum, the legal LSD.
when clapping every day?
Nobody cares you cocksucking nancy
>BBC News Pidgin is an online news service in West African Pidgin English that was launched by BBC World Service in 2017. The news service is based in Lagos, Nigeria
Why BBC Pidgin of course.
I'm just board from the Canada thread where we all got a bunch of Trudeabux for free and you lads got a dead prime minister lmao lel lwl lel
This lockdowns got me gasping for Cider at this point.
FAGGOT FAGGOT YOU TRICKED US WITH THE LINK not funny
I'm so glad Ed Memeliband is coming back.
Oh God. It's going to be him isnt it
That's his daughter kek
He's also killed a man y'know
Hope he dies so Assad can laugh louder
Labour need black fellas to secure the black fella vote.
Cam on Boris \o/
splitting because your thread is off topic :)
On twitter they're all crying that the proportion of blacks in the shadow cabinet isn't high enough ugh
has he complained about being the 'shadow' secretary yet?
Get a little bowl and fill it with extra virgin olive oil with a pinch of salt then dip your raw vegetables in and eat. Thank me l8r.
No mate
A couple of strands of tapeworm looking red onions left in vinegar for an hour or so does not constitute the pickle element of a ploughmans lunch
Fucking ponce
Carrot doesnt belong on there either
Also why the FUCK would some cunt skin a cucumber but leave the seeds in
Fucking travesty, fuck off
wew lad
I Fucking love the news in pidgin.
kek
That is a proper lunch. Caramelized onion, peppered tomato, and REAL mustard. We don't have REAL mustard in leafland, because you can make opium out of mustard seed.
>1991 was 30 years ago
You’re still a faggot.
But Farage is based
nonce
Cosy
Nice try Daily Fail "journalist".
Digits decide if big johnson pulls through
Are you the real canceranon? He wouldn't use a trip.
I love British rage.
>all those wimmin
>LABOUR party wimmin
> 'he's receiving excellent care'
that user that keeps correcting people's spelling has done my nut in, every time I see an apostrophe i think it's wrong. I'm saying in my head "it is" all the time to see if it fits.
sounds orrible that
captain morgan's? delicious :)
since the "pub" post earlier I've been craving an ice cold double vodka/iron bru or a bailey's and amaretto :(
please pull through boris
Arent niggers like 2% of the population though
Is that new or something?
By they way, what did you fags eat before the 1700s? (no tomatoes back then)
I've had too because of the LARP as me last thread.
Gake and fay.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt
It's fucking English if they speak it they can read it why would the BBC assist in the destruction of a language? What good will come of making a language so much simpler? Is this the world of Orwell's 1984 where language is simplified so much that plebs can't even THINK critical things any more?
Fucking HELL BBC. Nigerians speak English, they don't need fucking 5 year old spelling to read it
Spastic newfag
He will pull right through your anus lad
Definitely not pulling out
>Labour need black fellas to secure the black fella vote.
The front bench of the Tory party is full of shitskins m8.
Your mum has a sexy thumb
Love a bit of bush
I was born in 1990 and I'm 29 faggot why don't you fite me irl
Manchester Drinks co with Ginger and Pear, a right treat to drink but as I said, something in it that isn't legal lol.
Any essential worker man in? Selling beer online is apparently essential work for me
I can't even drink when they're re-open ffs.
Can we all just fucking stop clapping, for fucks sake.
He just likes the sound of his own voice. By do you even pay attention to him lad?
Based picture.
Pathetic whitey refusing to learn from what is right in front of his eyes. Hope those niggers battered him desu.
context?
Not sure about the grapes on it desu, seems a bit forrin.
Told ya you were a tripfag
Try not to forget your password this time tripnonce
bit posh for a ploughmans
You told the LARPer that, stop being a dense retard
Seethenonce get rona and die
It's called Pidgin English and it's used in places where we English colonised but the local population was too stupid for English.
MOAR!
Grapes go with the cheese you fucking pakistani.
It’s a good setup
I saw it retweeted by someone actually worth following and was floored the stupidity of it
What agency do you work for?
he's been waiting literal years for this, it was all a long 4000D game of chess
That looks nice too.
It’s fucking retarded, just like the rest of you fucking wanknancys
Hope Boris makes it! Good luck Britfriends.
Oh God lol
One time I had this terrible dream where my home had been moved and all the trees around it had been felled.
I was so sad and then I woke up lol
Jesus christ
So instead of even TRYING to educate them the BBC just talks to them as if they are actual, clinical retards. I thought the BBC was full of anti-racist lefties
Clean public spaces are white supremacy. Are you new?
based '**ggers'
I don’t work for any agency.
Seriously curious what Italians ate 300years ago before they had tomatoes
Based and wholesome post
I really want a curiousity cola but will feel bad for exposing my bird to the nothingburger virus
Yet here you are defending "him" (you)
Based Lunch
First for Politicans Partners
Michael Howard's Mrs Sandra
Also:
Symptom onset: March 26th
COVID-19 testing date: March 26th
Test method: RT-PCR (sputum)
Result: positive
Viral load, copies/ml: 79.6*10^6
Symptoms: Intermittent pyrexia, cough non-expec., generalized myalgia, dyspnea during rest.
Duration, symptomatic: 11 days.
Likely exposure date: March 21st.
SaO2 on admission: 86%
Lymphocyte count, copies/ml: 0.93*10^9
Plasma C-reactive protein (CRP) mg/ml: 77.4
Procalcitonin: "Nominal"?
Blood pressure, sys/dia mmHg: 105/82
RHR, bpm: 111
RR, breaths/min: 23
Pyrex, on adm.: 39.1 C
Admission reason:
Ausc. indic. pneumonia (possibly bilat.). Suggest supportive O2, ARV, chest X-ray & CT, expect GGO.
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That’s what happens when you try and let the big black cock educate you nancys
>was too stupid for English.
As stupid as niggers are, this is not what a pidgin language is. A pidgin language is what occurs when two languages collide rapidly. When a new generation is taught that pidgin as their first language it becomes a creole. So it's actually incorrect to call it pidgin English as it is a creole.
Fair enough lad. I've been floored by his stupidy enough times that I don't bother to get up off the floor anymore. Haven't paid attention to e-celeb opinions for years desu, they're all a bit thick t-b-h.
>Grapes go with the cheese
Sure, but it isn't traditional with a Ploughman's lunch.
When I wake up tomorrow, Boris better not be dead.
OK Raghead Daisy settles it.
How did you become this pure? Are you one of gods angels sent down to serve as a moral beacon to us beer swelling angry Anglos?
Same things without tomatoes
>defending
you're actually a fucking downy with no reading comprehension lmfao
I have a close family member who’s the main PR guy in Raab’s team. He was told this evening that BJ is going to be fine. He “overstretched” and his body’s reacting to it. Would likely have avoided hospitalisation if he rested as he was advised. Still very likely to be fine but will need 2-3 days of proper R&R.
Ya wanna av a ploughman's but yer ant even got no FUCKIN PICCALILLI! U silly Cunt
Genovese sauce
Its caramelised onions and a tiny bit of pancetta cooked for hours until it breaks down into a really rich dark brown meaty sauce
One of my faves, i make it every few months
Who gives a fuck? It goes with it. Eat it.
Don’t tell me you’re an uppity stiff arse Brit nonce who has someone else sweeten his fucking tea with coom
James o brien is going to be so smug that Boris is dying
Guess he won in the end
What a shit timeline
>tripcunts chatting amongst themselves
Aw how sweet . Now why dont you both fucking kill yourselves
So, like 95% less of what you eat now?
That's a Ploughman's Lunch for homosexuals.
All you need is some bread and butter, a hunk of strong mature cheddar, some slices of raw onion and a mug of ale.
If you're eating with a lady friend it may be acceptable to share an apple.
>tripcunts
newfag, learn what a tripfag vs namefag is
>1pbtid
After you.
lel
> lmfao
Exactly what your "clone" (you) said last thread
Ya keep exposed yourself mate, just like soufern saville at primary schools
looks good desu
That’s disgusting
Glad the Italians now specialize in toomaytoos
Boris becoming PM was part of the good timeline? He was just another neolib.
So, let's get this straight. In January, Yas Forums learns of an lethal new virus sweeping through Wuhan and China. Literal videos of hell on earth. People getting welded into their apartments, a medical system in a state of collapse.
Oh what was the UK government reaction you may ask?
Oh, funny you should ask that, because they did fuck all, literally diddly fucking squat, while China's nearest neighbours went into oh fuck shut it all down mode, we still have plague victims arriving in airports and ports without so much as a temperature check. The UK PM, Boris Johnson, a 55 years overweight man went and met infected patients with no PPE, while his government pursued a now discredited lassizez faire herd strategy.
Barely a month later, Boris is fighting for his life.
I'm not sure if it's a tragedy or a comedy at this point. Perhaps it's both.
*tips flatcap*
Your ploughman's looks like some yank faggots mum put all his favourite gay pack ups fer work on a plate n he jizzed on it
>Exactly what your "clone" (you) said last thread
Almost as if they noticed i tend to say 'lmfao' and 'spastic' often enough, my god you need to get a clue.
Needs some kind of pickled condiment with it desu
>implying any tangible difference