/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2994

>Dead: 74,424
lol, still only 74,424.
How many days has it been stuck at 74,424? Four days? Five days?

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Bros, what's the best way to decontaminate groceries? I've prepped a lot in february but my country's taking it slow and I might consider refilling my stash before our SHTF phase. I had a lot of 92% alcohol back when doing my initial prep, but gave it to my grandpa after. He's a based boomer and I want him to survive.

REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
>REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
>REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
>REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
>REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK
>REMINDER: CORONAVIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER FOR THE AVERAGE Yas ForumsACK

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i love how the orange always gets heated in this briefings lmao

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why do mods delete non argie threads and people refuse to post in them? seems attention whoring and fanboyish for an user board

hurr durr

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How long before Boris is kill?

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you didnt tell me tigers were gonna get sick Yas Forums
why is it over

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Hope this is a based post

Reminder
The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 6, 2020 at 9:30 AM

0 -17 - 0.17%
18-44 - 0.56%
45-64 - 2.41%
65-74 - 7.1%
70+ - 15.64%
Overall 3.73%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

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Mmmm, sumptuous.

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less than a week

Is this a LARP

Reminder

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for LOUISIANA as of April 6

0-17 - 3.85%
18-29 - 0.27%
30-39 - 0.59%
45-49 - 1.08%
50-59 - 2.05%
60-79 - 3.66%
70+ - 12.72%
Overall 3.45%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

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Wonder how nothingburgerfags are coping with the fact that a 55 yo head of a (nuclear)state is moved to an ICU unit.

>parents call me every couple of days to make sure I'm doing okay
>pretend to slightly upset about being trapped inside and being unable to work or see my "friends"
>actually happier than I've been in years

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>They fixed the gif
Nice

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Ugh! And people keep asking why I like tweens.

Imagine if boris johnson dies
would be funny

Based super spreader

is there a corona edit of 3rd impact yet? I haven't seen one

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>another cvg thread
>see all these weebs fapping and giving their energy to a literal virus
>at first I feel disgust, but the more time I spend here, the more I feel a strange attraction to Corona chan
>fuck it.
>start fapping to Corona chan, when my I bust my nut I feel a literal chill go down my spine
>arms and legs are slightly weaker and head feels foggy
>over the next few days I find myself constantly thinking about Corona chan and fapping to her more and more
>I feel my muscles atrophy each time, my bones feel a little less dense, my mind a little more foggy.
>tfw I am literally allowing a demon to siphon energy from me, and I am addicted to the pleasure

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Overall it is closer to 20%

There is, but I didn't save it

That’s prolly my favorite coronachans

Fuck China btw

Is it? Doesn't Spain have much higher mortality from COVID?
Soviet BCG strain is the strongest one from what I recall.

Who is corona-chans most prominent victim?

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fuck off nigger

wisepersoned

Hospitals lying

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Because it's an absolute shitshow during Argiebros siestas

you in to macrophilia?

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Empty hospitals

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The age of imperiel colonizing wh*tes is OVER. Cough cough western scum. You are worse than niggers to the world

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>the average Yas Forumsack
You mean for /ptg/tards who have everything to lose if this is a something burger

Corona-chan, you are a BIG girl

Fake stats

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I'd give him 4 days. He went from fine to in hospital and I've heard rumours about him on ICU in less than 2 days. By that, I'd say Kek decides this Friday

Fake hospitals

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Fake deaths

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My biggest hope is that this will be China’s Chernobyl. And the middle class that you’ve spoon-fed Maoism and not food, will be stacked high enough for all of the world to see what you did.

What happened to Beijing today? tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic/

>sending fucked up equipment and defective supplies
>helping
pick one chink.

>WE HAVE SAVED THE MANKIND FROM THE BAT EATER VIRUS WE ARE OF THE CAUSE
Gooks unironically deserve death for this.

>NGE
cringe

It occurred to me.. There will be an entire generation, who will have their mom's nudes or bikini pics easily available to them. They will be able to know if their mother's were absolute whores or not. There's peace in ignorance, I must admit.

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Could we get the schizo and the chinese national to fight it out?

Fake tests

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holy fuck, nuke china already, lol

His threads get deleted occasionally if others get traction
It started because there was a big push by some bakers to have a discord link in the OP
There were many many splits and arguments
And argie baked well and consistently along with a waffle nigger and a mutt pushing against the discord trannies
So /cvg/ being autists fixed on them and don't like change

what do people mean when they day this is a fake virus? that it isn't real at all? or that it doesn't warrant the response? if it wasn't real, someone has hoaxed all gubmints in the world to crash their economies, that's got to be impossible to pull off right?

LOOK AT WUHAN THE TREES HAVE TURNED TO RED DUST THE TREES ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More fake deaths

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Corona-sama?

Totally credible source bro, keep up the good work

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Why would anyone find this appealing?

>sister killed by the 'fake' virus
>this niggers still alive
Fingers crossed you're next bud.

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Try harder, CIA

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Reminder for the doomers :

>Italy, Spain already past the peak
>USA to follow shortly
>virus is not nearly as deadly as we originally thought
>millions of asymptomatic cases
>deaths are not going to exceed 1 mil

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Is this the /polqst/ /cvg/?
>"what the fuck is she doing?"
>You say out loud to no one in your car.
>She's just standing there, fingering your hood and staring at you.
>You honk your horn, make a gesture with your hands trying to get her to move.
>She doesn't.
>The fuck is wrong with her.
>No wait, somethings wrong. This is like car jacking, right?
>You look behind you, getting ready to reverse only to find another car is bumper to bumper with you.
>You crack the window a bit, the chilly dusk air brushing against you.
>"C-can you move?"
>You say in a voice that cracks.
>Her mouth moves but you can't hear it.
>"W-what?"
She replies in a cold, dead tone.
She says while still finger blasting your hood.
>You COULD run her over.... But that's a lot of paper work and prison time.
>Well... Do you run her over or let her in? It looks like she has some kind of business with you.

Got pics? Video?

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ramz keeps being proven right, isnt he

Boris

based

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Holy fuck it's happening

Do you think such people will be ostrazided likr holocaust denier

Dude, some of these might be bs. But a compromised immune system coupled with European style health care are bound to unleash death on the meek. The majority of those dying have a health complication or a history of a weak immune system.

Of closed cases, but this will fall by a lot
In the middle of the happening numbers are moving in a confusing manner
Btw these numbers are very high across all age groups. Considering asymptomatic spreaders and a long incubation and being highly contagious, it's a nightmare

Surely any Hollywood star is bigger.
Or some Chinese or Bollywood star

>on icu

it's not rumors

cnet.com/news/coronavirus-updates-uk-prime-minister-boris-johnson-reportedly-in-icu-us-deaths-reach-10000/