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Oven ready PM edition
ITS OVER
its over
im actually scared
A bit of levity in these uncertain times
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DON'T SINK! DON'T SINK!
Anyone know who this is
i enjoy this post a lot :)
He isn't ill you retards
They wouldn't let third world doctors in our third world healthcare system look after him if it was serious he would be in a private hospital by now
trump speech incoming lads
might be good for a few gags
ITS WAR
TOO LOW! TERRAIN! *WOOP WOOP* PULL UP! PULL UP!
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>Di prime minister, 55, dey admitted to St Thomas' Hospital for London wit "symptoms wey no gree go" on Sunday.
>Statement wey dem release say: "Since dis afternoon, di condition of di prime minister don worse and, im medical team don advice say make im enta di intensive care unit for di hospital.
>Di PM dey collect ogbonbe care, because of all NHS staff and dia hard work and dedication."
The whole Cabinet has looked like they've seen a ghost for the last few weeks it's incredible.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry
There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet.
Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break.
There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.
she a qt whoever she is, nice hair
from last thread
>the milibot left in two thousand and FIFTEEN
fuckin hell that was five years ago and i remember feeling like i'd overstayed in this shithole then.
Trump just said he's personally asked for ebola specialists to treat Johnson.
But he said his karate classes made him able to face any challenge. Surely, leading a country during a time of crisis isn't as nerve wracking as an 3 x 3 minute rounds of an amateur boxing match?
i cant believe this is happening
We pay for this shit.
PM GAV WHEN
Trump's sending his fucking voodoo doctors to st thomas hospital.
It is!
Lol
>non-binary Nigel
kek
Did he marry his sister or something?
NHS DOCTORS ARE GOING TO KILL BORIS WHY DID HE NOT GO PRIVATE IT IS OVER
What do you think will actually happen if he dies?
I once got a kid excluded from his school after typing random shit into youtube with my mates and finding some norf ginger fat kids videos where he was going round calling random people chinks and niggers.
He must have been about 12 and he was that average boring fat cunt every class had that made constant unfunny jokes and wouldn't shut up.
He fucked up though, he was wearing his school uniform in one of the videos and after an hour or so of looking i found his school, his twitter and facebook were public so managed to confirm it was him after looking up the school on Facebook.
I sent an email to the headmaster saying my son was in this kids class and that he'd shown me this fat lads videos, i stated that what he was doing was a hate crime and i wanted this 12 year old lad and his family in jail.
I expected nothing to come of it until a week later when the headmaster emailed me back saying the police will happily take my statement as they've already taken multiple statements and are investigating the videos, I checked his YouTube and all the videos were deleted, luckily i had backups and sent them in a reply to the email saying i didn't want to talk to the police but here's the videos.
Then shortly after that i got another email saying the kid's been perma excluded from school and his parents are being interviewed by the police, had a look at his facebook and found his dads page and it was him screaming about how fucked the police are for doing it.
I highly reccomend doing shit like this once in a while for maximum laughs, just search something random on YouTube, sort videos by newest and see what you can find.
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trump sent doctors to help boris
fucking hell
fuck sake finally get an ok PM and he dies a month later
No
Coomings will prop up a Gove government
It's weird AF mate. Every fukin hour life gets changed irrevocably more and more.
Jeremy Hunt literally looked like he was just about to face a firing squad a week or two back. They know this is a WMD.
>some norf ginger fat kids videos
Brew?
is are Nige the only person left who can capture both the tory and labour heartland vote?
some spergouts from people who take it as a sort of omen from god in their Mayan 2012 apocalypse scenarios. but nothing serious
>People who recover after being infected with the novel coronavirus can still be left with substantially weakened lung capacity, with some left gasping for air when walking quickly, doctors in Hong Kong have found.
you haven't even seen her face Nigel
i get hilarity from the bbc pidgin, id rather they spent money on that than some of the other shite
In 2014 I suckled a girl's breasts while she sat atop me in bed, dangling her breasts into my mouth in the darkness one at a time. A few minutes before she had asked to see my room, and then climbed into my bed while I stood awkwardly with my hands in my pockets leaning a shoulder against the wall. She said she was cold and told me to join her, so I sat cross-legged at the foot of the single bed until she told me to join her under the blankets. Under the blankets she then asked me to put on whatever I usually wore to bed while she went to the bathroom. I stripped down to my boxer shorts and white undershirt, and also put on the purplish-blue dressing gown I have owned since I was about fifteen years old. She came back and got into bed, then asked to borrow a pair of shorts so I gave her a pair of black running shorts which she wore along with her panties, a bra, and a tshirt. Lying in bed we talked for a while before I said that I hadn't put my arm around her in the cinema earlier because I felt she would be offended, and when she said she wasn't I asked if she would be offended if I kissed her, and I heard her laugh quietly and then say no. It was pure instinct to ask that, and it's one of the few times I actually trusted my instinct enough to go along with what it suggested. We kissed for a long time, with the duvet pulled up to our ears, lying on our side, and I touched her body and rubbed my fingertips up her side and along her ribcage.
You're a dole parasite
Stricter shutdown for the rest of the year because the elites will be on edge. It would be incredibly unlucky if Boris of all people dies
Wales is best
>spend your whole life trying to become Prime Minister
>ruthlessly ambitious and constantly going for the top job
>basically everyone who knows him well says he's a massive opportunist who doesn't really believe in anything
>finally get the job
>die immediately
Digits decide the next female PM.
formidable rack
IM TAKING THE ENERGY OF EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS BORIS AND SENDING IT TO HIM
PLEASE, LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!
I know a qt from the side when I see one, lad
she will have a pretty face
loads of girls on hinge moaning about being ‘in lockdown’
go outside you larping spastics
He's been conspicuous by his absence the last week as well, isolation accepted.
Dom and Boris ceremonial plates when?
>PM in coma I know, I know it's serious
Ironically 48% of ICU patients died and 52% survived
based
i think being bored enough to think this is acceptable is the true pain
Bring me back
Hes not gonna make it is he lads
Herd immunity. People keep saying it was wrong of boris to say this, but it seems they don't understand what he meant or how it works. Very similar to the "they lied" anti brexit phrase. If you repeat something enough people will believe it. It keeps getting repeated that the government didn't do enough (when they very obviously went overboard) so many people are now starting to believe it.
>Herd immunity against an escaped airborne AIDS bioweapon
Didn’t Bojo realize something was up when this was the advice provided to him?
at least he raped labour
that election night was K I N O
Chukka
Raab will make all lefties cry. Smart (last) move from Boris