Brit/pol/

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oh yeah, fuck

You should have clapped

Tie me to a missile and fire it at Beijing, I am ready.

Digits and Boris survives. No counters

get fucked

Its alright mate we all slip up from time to time.

NEVER

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How long until Labour calls for another election after Bojo is replaced by a hardline NatSoc Priti Patel with a huge conservative party mandate?

Literally the death of Hindenburg

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Karen for PM

First for calling my son Alexander if he dies :(

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oh noooooo...that sucks!

If I order home delivery from Tescos, will I still get 99% of stuff substituted or are stock levels returning to normal?

Singles and Boris survives

If Sargon of Akkad has the kiss of death.

it's over lads

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Double digits and Raab enacts Order 66.

Digits and Corbyn becomes next PM

Take it on the chin he said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Stock levels are pretty normal now, a lot of the production limits have been relaxed too.

You adopting then?

WHERE IS CHARLES!?

drunk people (i assume) driving up and down my road and braking really hard at the end of it. I'd like to cancel this happening

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ha ffs...............

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Thanks to chris_c for his near daily updates

stormfront.org/forum/t746893-641/
stormfront.org/forum/t746893-641/
He's doing god's work. Let's support chris_c

stormfront.org/forum/t746893-641/
stormfront.org/forum/t746893-641/

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Du-bs and Boris is already dead.

>hardline NatSoc
Not even a hard line conservative, this meme is an embarrassment and you should feel bad

My friend told me this is fake and he is going to a bunker cause a meteor will hit us soon

double digits and he dies again

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kek

>poor Bozza, was always the one decent Tory PM
>might join the party and run me-self for Tory leader, simple as
Would you all vote Baz 2020?

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We must strike the Chinese. We cannot have some chink laying the Prime Minister low. Even if it’s suicide, launch the missiles, sabotage the trades, set the takeaways alight. Call up the giants of Wessex and bid Stonehenge speak curses against the yellow fiend. Down with the chinks!

It's divine judgement, you know. This is God's punishment for greed and killing the poor, his people. Everything happens for a reason.

We'll clap our hands off when we're told to by the appropriate government authority

I really want to go to war with China after all this. I want to enlist and bomb the fucking country into dust.

Giggity

Brit/pol
We dont want boris to die but secretly wish he did because of happenings.

MINIMUMS! MINIMUMS!

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Raab must seek the advice of the Druids like in days of old.

So, what are his chances of surviving?
What happens to the government is he doesn't make it?

And for that matter, what happens to the government's policies if he does?

Going to be a bumper year for ultra cheap post-Easter chocolate. They're going to have wearhouses full of them.

>natsoc
>shitskin raping sect

yes

>SArgon of Akkad contracts and subsequently dies from Coronavirus

>His teenage subscribers look for a substitute

>Fall upon Morgoth's Review and The Iconoclast

>Fascist United Kingdom within five years

Is this the arc lad? fuckkk what a timeline

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Is it over?

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Bit mean waiting till he dies to name him. What if you out live him?

Thought that was someone squeezing his cock before i opened it ngl

BASED.

GAS THE CHINKS RICE WAR NOW

soz m8, was jus' havin' a larrff wif the ladz

>Boris Johnson nationalises everything and gives out massive subsidies for businesses and workers
>He then dies

How hard is Corbyn dabbing right now?

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It’s fascinating how Brit/pol/ can all of a sudden love Boris

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digits confirm

the PM is a non-entity-- anyone in parilament can be one. it's not like the president or monarch.

okay britbongs,

realistically, what could happen when he dies? Inside the country and regarding China? Since I just read an article that stated that Boris Johnson's gov't thinks China is to blame

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Fuck you Abdul

newfag

woah nice weird ID user
no, always said i could never adopt but i respect people who can and appreciate that the service exists :)

I guess I won't then. A martyr is more inspirational as bad as it sounds

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Probably letting Diane Abbot lick his anus right now as celebration

nah it's gone back to how it was in the beginning, freezers are empty at my local supermarket which is a poll of about 20,000 people

I would vote for Beanz Baz

After this? We should have gone to war with the Chinese to prevent them from taking back Hong Kong.

Strongly worded letters and grave concerns.

Actually...

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Hi Chang

And because he's a turkic jew also

For the Maypole and the cricket field; for the empire that was only an infliction, long belated, of spiritual maturity.

Come out your elves at the end of the garden! You fairies that taught my sister how to plait. Put aside your games and protect your mother, who has loved you always, and now must strike.

>Are you feeling it now Mr. Boris?

literally nothing close to NatSoc in the Tories or any viable party
best bet is some sort of high Tory or edgy lolbert

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digits and bojo succumbs to the bat

do you think so? That's what happened for years during all these doom letdowns.. but I have the feeling this is real doom for once.

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>A martyr
the martyr of flip flops and draconian legislation?

This bullshit has turned the country into a bunch of ocd, hypochondriac snitches. Fuck this dumb timeline.

Who's Oven Ready now?

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He'll get vented soon enough. He's 55 and obese. RIP Boris

>Bojo given oxygen before being moved to ICU as a precaution 'in case' he needs to go on ventilation to 'aid his recovery' on BBC News

Fuckk it was a good run for freedom lads but its all over now

Everything's fine in my store and company communications say its similar across the business. Just pasta that's low.

nothing.

>stormfront
go back to 2013

Should I join The Freemasons?

>Brit/pol
>We dont want boris to die but secretly wish he did because of happenings.
Glad to see a mature nuanced take

We’re being bombarded by retarded toryboys and neocons, very shameful

Pls dont fall bongs

rollan

>Raab is /ourguy/ and anti-Israel

He's not anti-Israel. He's Jewish. Anti-Zionists don't get to power. Corbyn got destroyed for this very reason. Raab, like alot of American Jews, cares about optics. The JigNats (Rabid neo con ethno nationalist Jews) are bad optics but still part of the tribe. The debate over Israel is never to end it or harm it but to expand it and funnel resources to it without pissing off the goyim. Raab is an optics guy, nothing more.

>raised CofE

Meaningless. He's definitely been to synagogues and joined Jewish meetings and ceremonies. Anything he says is about optics and votes, he has no intention of putting this policies into place and will lick Israeli arse behind the scenes.

Raab will be dangerous. Jews are scared right now, more than they ever have been since WWII. Their main vehicle of power is dying and they see a massive rise in scarcity, nativism and desires for order and leadership which they cannot provide. I expect Raab is going to brutally oppress nationalists during this crisis. It wont work but it's a lashing out to prevent true opposition rising.

And don't think those cucky alt-lite Robinson cucks will be saved. The fake nationalists will sit alongside the real ones. Jewish Supremacy is weakened and afraid, and super paranoid. Even Robinson is too dangerous to keep around regardless of his philosemitism.

Expect political repression.

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Real take here lads, listen up.

In the Opium Wars, Britain famously sailed up the Yangtze and fucked up every fort we came across inflicting major losses to Chinese forces and crippling the local river-based economies.

The Yangtze also famously goes Shanghai to Nanjing to Wuhan. The virus also, famously, started in Wuhan.

This virus is specifically designed by the Chinese to attack the British population but it backfired because the DNA that Chinese intelligence used was actually an imported 1960s-era Briton from Nigeria and/or Uganda and so that also explains the high death rates in the black community.

This is phase one of the Third Opium War. Boris dying ends phase one, phase two is Britain destroying China singlehandedly.

>I guess I won't then.
I was only doing a shitjoke, sorry lad.

>people are honking in the streets

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Fuck China. Men in the west have been soft for too long. War when?

THE NIIIIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD BOJO DOWN
>THE NIIIIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD BOJO DOWN
THE NIIIIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD BOJO DOWN
>THE NIIIIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD BOJO DOWN
THE NIIIIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD BOJO DOWN
>THE NIIIIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD BOJO DOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=6dDbnwQlCek

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seems legit

>so;
stopped reading right there, only spastics start any conversation with the word "so".
Once had a manager kick someone out of a head office meeting because they started speaking by standing up, smacking their lips, sighing and going "so".

Fuck off neocons

And where were you when Jerusalem was sang in proud voice? Were you with Matron, too anxious for chapel? Away, poor soul.

That cunt doesn't have long left

straight into the crem to keep the hospitals boilers warm.

>lad.
touché

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After this farce is over you will be begging on your knees for rejoinin.

>2013
Did the raping stop then?

boris is jewish too you spastic

AND NOW WE REACH THE MOTION IN QUESTION:

The question is:
Do we declare war on the Peoples Republic of China?

All those in favour say "aye"
Those against "No"

DIVISION! CLEAR THE LOBBY!

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The Chinks must pay

you live in romania ffs

BASED

That was my point, he probably already is. Just like precautionary tests at midnight on a Sunday. I think we are probably 12 hours (ish) behind the actual truth

Shut the fuck up, Yuropoor.

They'll admit he's on a ventilator by 6am. Drip-feed of info to prevent panic.

Notice they have all these authoritative blatant actors or paid shills or whatever in all the media ordering us about? I am getting fucking sick of all of this.

post feet

the uprising begins!

Nobody because ovens dont work

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Neo? Silly boy - I’m a radical con, where radical of course means, etymologically, ‘roots’ - which is what this country gave me, and tried to give you, but you stupidly refused.

ORDAH!

Thank you Shlomo.

So uh will Boris survive?

Sounds better to American pie

Hey now, you Brits don't get to have all the fun.

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Pube? that you?

>one farce to another
yep that's us alright

Where do you live?

He'd only be able to name him after he dies if he outlives him you mong

Boris dies 4/14.

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Were they a nigger or a woman? Or both?

>implying they wouldn't fall upon the Alexander Gordon Jahans archive on bitchute
this will lead us to a greener Britain with state funded Dr Who and Minecraft lets plays and a ban on gym bros and UKIP nazi trolls

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I was in the ICU with pneumonia and not put on a ventilator, they put a sort of bubble over my head with oxygen in it. I was up and about the next day.

Aye fuck the chinks

>Monggoths Review
>The Bombaclat
>Survive the HIV
>Piss Dangerfield
>On The Concussive
>Mark Co Let
>Laura Garden Trowel
>Manlet Wews
The absolute state of the anglo alt shite...

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Pilpuling kike

post feet

ha

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Digits say no.

As long as you don't change your mind, and have nothing to lose, why not. Could join the circus or a comedy circuit, but if rolling your trouser leg up while you pull each other off does it for you, sure

bubble boy

Ah shit didn't look at the name, yeah sorry. I'm new. Slowly learning though.

Let's find out
>Digits he lives
>Singles he dies
No counters, final and forever roll

>Miliband in
>Boris out
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
YOU COULD HAVE PUT THE RHETORIC AWAY AND GOT AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE

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it's almost like cremating lots of bodies is incredibly difficult even with professionals and modern equipment

uniroincally both, im sure you can tell exactly what kind of tut i'm on about.

>4/14
There are only 12 months in a year dumb yank

Fuck he was confirmed given oxygen before admission to ICU

This is beyond precautionary. 2/3 of ICU admissions with COVID are ventilated within 24 hours. Only half of those make it.

FUCK FUCK FUCK memeing aside I really thought he was gonna be the one to take the UK out of the gutter.

Dominic Raab JUST face

Based schizo

NOOOOOOOOO NOT BORISORINO YOU CAN'T JUST BE HAPPY A POLITICIAN IS DYING!!!11!1! HE'S A HUMAN BEING. HE CARES ABOUT YOU !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Based

>Boris gets ill
>Boris goes to hospital
>Boris makes miraculous recovery
>Cure found in Boris' blood
>The man literally cures the whole world
>Cure withheld from the mutts until we get the thirteen colonies back.

The US has the dumbest damn pol bots.

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>tfw the whole three years of Brexit were the comfy times
what the actual fuck

Oh i know, that’s why i asked haha, they truly are the same everywhere. As if they have one or two archetypes to choose from

I don't think filling a hole with burning corpses would go down too well retard.

sreyyyt! i'm probably unbanned by now too, just a bit risky incase i am, cba resetting my ip again

btw is it true parliament is convening at 1am tonight?

>company communications say its similar
not sure i believe that

Hur hur you made the names rhymes

can seriously imagine waking up to the following breaking news alert tomorrow morning

Boris Johnson now 'fighting for his life' following last night's admission to Intensive Care

THINGS

No, sorry, I was trying to joke and meant the son doesn't have a name now and that user was going to name his son alexander but only once his son died.
100% correct about me being a mong.

Boris is not Adam Jensen

I love you lads lots, be strong

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digits and Boris gets a lethal dose of morphine

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Much lesser, if it's even true. His heritage is so small it's meaningless. Jews don't see him as a Jew. The Israeli diplomat caught on tape said he thought Boris was a moron and was wrapped around their finger. They saw Boris as a goy and Boris likely saw himself as a goy. He's an incompetent moronic puppet. Either way, he handed power to a Jew during a crisis. They're now taking direct power to manage the crisis.

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Why are you denying the holobunga?

50/50

Should have forced Nigel to stay on.

You’ve nothing left.

Based and Esoteric JahanismPilled

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okay mel

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i'm having a proper crisis
what the hell is going on, it's all spiralling out of control before our eyes.

trump said "He's a great friend of mine. He's a strong man"
comfy :(

Bacterial pneumonia is easily treated with oxygen and IV antibiotics. This virus fucks the lungs badly, also attacks the heart. Intubation is the only treatment and it's luck not judgement if you live.

they will probably phrase it as 'on ventilator'

will he get a traditional english funeral?

youtu.be/ikoWQ-Huo_Y?t=51

Boris Johnson will be dead by Friday.

>triggered kike

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dompeet

i wouldn't listen to the cunts on here

It was fucking glorious seeing her kicked out, manager went full "Don't you fucking dare speak like that in here again" mode and told her to be ready to pack up her shit.
She rolled here eyes, grunted and walked out to her desk. Didn't get fired just was no longer invited to any meetings.

Harry and Paul is my bible

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are you a pay piggy?

nah, at least we are progressing towards something now. The stagnation was maddening.

I still got my foreskin yid

And this was a week ago

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Hes not gonna make it is he lads

youtube.com/watch?v=mlpYAaS2Efc

CPAP.
They are using them with some success in Italy. If you deteriorate to the point you need mechanical ventilation it's basically 50/50.

>trump said "He's a great friend of mine. He's a strong man"
>actually believing this

Come on, you're not this naive are you?

thanks pastabro, you're alright by me too

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Yes, I know this is worse, I was just replying to the user who thought everybody in the ICU is on a ventilator

Fuck knows. If boris is on his arse it wouldn't suprise me. They can't just wait and see when the kill ratio is at 10% (of UK confirmed cases) I know it's low but, it is quite fucking high.

Wouldn't surprise me if he already was desu.

boris's jupiter moment

Blumpfenstein says everyone is his great friend. Utterly meaningless.

What line of work was this? Was she at all competent or a blatant affirmative action hire?

We will just ask for canada.

I'm the reincarnation of Oswald Mosley, I look like a blonde version of him with blue eyes and sound exactly like him. Come and join me.

>Boris Johnson moved to intensive care as symptoms worsen

It'll be "leaked" that he's close to death, then he'll stage a miraculous recovery. He'll give a rousing speech and the plebs will be literally crying and posting on Twitter stuff like "I'VE NEVER VOTED CONSERVATIVE BUT OH BORIS IS SO BRAVE!". There'll be a clap for Boris that will happen "organically" but Boris will say "oh don't clap me, clap our brave NHS for the care they've given me" and people will literally start dying from how emotional they've become.

Then we'll be locked down for eons longer and have numerous rights taken away, but it'll all be fine because hooray for Boris!

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No, I'm from the norf

Johnson has agreed to allow his breathing to be delegated to a artificial lung so he can concentrate on hammering out a brexit deal we can all be proud of.

This is true. It attacks the heart.
Most people even on vents die of heart attacks.

Yep. Ventilators are terrible for the lungs apparently anyway. Extremely invasive.

Not a kike, It's just retarded comparing modern crematoriums to 'fritzel get the thermite' methods in wartime.

>Jerusalem
Based
youtube.com/watch?v=rT1HEXNI9c4&feature=emb_logo