/ptg/, my fucking cat was stolen from my yard this morning. It's got me pretty fucking upset. I just moved here in Boston last week fron Canada. I had to call in to work and I don't know what I'm going to do if they don't find her soon.
>China killed the UK >China killed Russia >China killed Laos, Vietnam >China killed Cuba >China killed Pakistan >China almost killed the US >China is making Russia go Soviet now What the fuck is even
So the shitbird governor has pushed the primary date to June 9 or so, but Reps have appealed this to the State SC. Any word on further developments, or if the SC will come to a conclusion today?
Checked. Berniebros on suicide watch. Im slowly getting my gf to vote for trump. Wish me luck. ALSO GODSPEED TO BORIS!!! YOU GOTTA PULL THROUGH MY DUDE YOU JUST GOTTA!!!
I imagine Hitler would have been pissed off enough to off himself and roll again >hey Hitler we're sending you back >all right get fucked Jews >as a Chinese >oh god damn it, do they at least have big penises? >uhh sure Adolf, just don't go into any locker rooms
>Biden says he made Trump do this & this & this >Trump laughs >Joe repeats this happened >MSM demand the transcript is released >Trump obliges & Joe is found dead via hanging
Maybe the plan could be used for a real island bound city.
Blake Thompson
>literally looks like a bellend and bollocks
Joshua Smith
Will the UK consider this an Act of War from China and retaliate?
Ian Jones
Trump: Hello Biden: Banana patch horseshoe Trump, Oh, hello Mr. Biden. How are you dong? Biden: cows come home Trump: Yes, it is rough out there. But we are doing our best to get through it Biden: Sing Dixie. for America, pencils, convention Trump: I hope we can have a convention too, that would be the best outcome Biden: (puts down phone, walks away) Trump: Ok then, take care of yourself, thanks for calling
Xavier Wood
>what if They sent infected agents across the world on a mission to spread it everywhere multiple times and this is only getting into your mind now?
what are you nibbas doing with your Trumpbux in 2 weeks, im gonna save it like a responsible alpha male and American,
David Campbell
Luckily muslims share spit as a lot of rituals so they arent long for the world.
Daniel Taylor
I wonder if it’s true
Luke Perry
>American ships Based, no one else matters here
Julian Green
Does it bother anyone else that every single day, day after day, there's like 3 or 4 people who sheperd the thread and provide a constant narrative so everyone's on the same page? Constantly baking for, you know, 8 or 9 hours st a time like a shift. Like they're being paid to be here? Don't think they're not shills just because they feed you what you want to see...
You don't want to immediately spend it to stimulate Trump's economy? We need to heal the economy to ensure his election! Heal the economy! Buy some crap!
Brody Perry
There are only 60 people itt
Camden Hall
>Blimpf @ the presserally Saturday: Death is coming >Blimpf @ the presserally yesterday: There's light @ the end of the tunnel
>muh white immunity >muh nothing burger >muh it’ll be over in only TWO WEEKS The amount of times that /ptg/ has been wrong about this entire virus situation is only topped by when you stupid ducks claimed mueller was /our guy/. You dumb, useful idiots.
Boris was shilling Huawei and he didn't order British intelligence officials to cooperate with Durham. He was not really MAGA for Trump. We need a British PM that is anti PC and promises to get Parliament to abolish Tony Blair's horrible globalist created, Supreme Court, and return that power back to Parliament. Tony Blair's Supreme Court in Britain has sided with the EU in every case and admits to usurping power from Parliament by making political rulings
Colton Thompson
>When he has to talk to Trump after this He's not used to Don.
Get the other two bitches from Charmed in on this. I want to see an aged roastie battle.
Oliver Turner
Yes, likely starting in the next 15-20 minutes
Carson Parker
I mainly stay in cvg now but yeah before Corona and cvg was a thing ptg was absolutely going to shoot and is shit but I stop by once a while, mainly because of the stupid gay cat baker imo
Julian Mitchell
Compared to blacks, whites ARE immune.
William Brown
Germany is fucked, who cares about Krauts?
Jack Williams
>BUT BUT BUT MUH ONE 49% DEMOCRAT OUTLIER POLL SAID-...
Christopher Powell
unexpected
Lincoln Gomez
Thanks your gif sucks
Samuel Parker
It has to be strictly organized, otherwise you get 4-8 split threads every time and the entire board overrun, then they all get deleted. It's almost like you weren't here for the beginnings of /ptg/
Ryan Torres
Trump doesn't believe the bullshit numbers but he's predicting death so he looks good when Fauci's sacred chart fails he can just go "I listened to the doctors. Doctors crashed the economy, not me!"
He's building his defense against the inevitable impeachment.
Eli Clark
Rose got almost no credit whatsoever for blowing the lid off rapeywood. None at all. It was her doing. She made it happen.
>So Joe, what should we do? >LISTEN HERE JACK. VIRUSES DONT LIKE PANCAKES. YOU NEED TO BUTTER UP THE INFECTED AND BAKE THEM TO 120 DEGREES >Uhh, okay Joe.
Noah Scott
Hitler losing was literally the worst thing that has ever happened in human history.
Maybe he’ll call it a hoax again? Who knows what the room temperature IQ retard will say today. The only thing I know is that he’ll once again be inconsistent and /ptg/ will praise him for it.
Anyone wondering about Africa during all of this? I'm half wondering if this is just another Tuesday for them and if there's any isolating going on over there at all, I mean it's not like they had a huge population of people getting into advanced age anyways and with so many horrible diseases on the loose what's one more?
