Brit/pol/ - Chuka Edition

APOLOGISE TO THIS SCOTTISH FARMER LASS

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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THIIIIIIIIIIINGS

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Trump is next.

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ANGLOS ASSEMBLE

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How quickly will you enlist when we go to war with China?

Confirming if he dies I'm calling my first son Alexander.

fucking heartbreaking story

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Wouldn't mind giving her a subsidy.

For fuck sake Boris, survive

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behead those who insult r ennaychess

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>sky news doing the sixth form constitutional nit-picking bit

dropped

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WHY THEY GOTTA PUT THE DARKIES IN THE BACK

I'm already there.

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50/50 does he make it?

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enjoying your mudwater, angloids?

t. just tanned a glass of h2o straight from the loch

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So is she a farmer of a Tesco worker?
If I were to have two full time jobs I'd be absolutely wrecked.

What the false is this a false flagging thing or someting

Farm girls are proper slags as well, I went to visit a mate at agricultural university and got my knob wet every night.

Dunno how people can bear to watch Sky News, Boulton, Rigby and Burley are just awful. I oknow the BBC is bad but Sky is something else.

I'm going to pray the rosary.
Please do so also.

dumb bitch should have just got the shotgun out

if there was a strong nationalist government and the wogs and pakis were put back in their place saying things like "thank you english people for letting me live here" and shit like that, and no more faggotry and trans was banned and all the proponents imprisoned for child abuse or deported, i could really get behind supporting the NHS

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i'd fight for the Raab army to wipe out the stinky Chinese commies and avenge old BoJo any day

>butthurt retards in the replies who would rather be in the dark as to probabilities

he's gone isn't he

what do you mean?

is he going to be alright, lads?

*ahem*

I REFUSE TO ENGAGE IN ANY WAR OUTSIDE OF BRITAIN WHILST THERE ARE MUSLIMS STILL BREATHING ENGLISH AIR

I WILL NOT FIGHT IN ANY WAR AGAINST ANY ENEMY, EVEN IF SAID ENEMY IS INVADING THIS COUNTRY WHILST THE THREAT OF ISLAM IN BRITAIN STILL EXISTS
LET THE PLANET BURN

How do I cop myself a farmer pal so I can meet some of these pure English roses?

All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now

All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
All the lies we were told
All the lies of the people running round
Their castles have burned
Now I see change
But inside we're the same as we ever were

Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Living this way, each day is a dream
What am I, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?

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not dying for israel thanks

Dat nigger looks high af

Every cloud has a silver lining lads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Raab
>Raab said in an interview that immigration had "put house prices up by something like 20%" over the past 25 years.
>He stated "positive discrimination is wrong in the same way as negative discrimination. It means people are thinking in terms of social criteria and it is anti-meritocratic."
>In 2011, Raab wrote that "Israeli settlement building undermined prospects for a contiguous Palestinian state."
>On 10 February 2011, Raab gave the winding-up speech in the debate on whether to give prisoners the vote, arguing that freedom entails responsibility and that elected lawmakers in the House of Commons rather than "unaccountable" judges in Strasbourg should decide the matter.
>In July 2011, Raab called for reform of the UK Borders Act 2007 which allows foreign criminals to avoid deportation by claiming a "right to family life" under Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights. He proposed that the reference to the Human Rights Act be removed.
>In an article in January 2011 on the Politics Home website, Raab argued in favour of transferable paternity leave and against "the equality bandwagon" "pitting men and women against each other"

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You think he's going to want revenge when he gets better?

Wouldn't mind tending to her fields

It really is the end

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No

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>that picture

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because when you leave intensive care they just kick you straight out into the street

No, you idiot.

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Ah fuck. Why didn't we think of praying this thing away before? Shame on the NHS for not trusting in God's mercy and compassion.

Rigby is MILF tier.

He'll become the most anti-China leader in the West hopefully.

Go to the supermarkets tomorrow anons and stock up. There's going to be another run on supplies.

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I only watch sky news when Sarah-Jane Mee is on

Frolicking in her meadow.

lmao zero because Canada is run by complete incompetent retards now, our troops will be sent into slaughter after slaughter just like WW1

based.

fuck tories and fuck the nonces who support them.

If single digits, he lives.
If double digits, he dies.

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is are Nige the only man left who can capture both the tory and labour heartland vote?

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independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/duffy-rape-kidnap-essay-singer-attacker-instagram-post-a9448661.html

Wtf happened here?

mad fer it

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adam boulton said there's no written constitution, mark sedwell doesn't have authority to reconvene cabinet and dominic raab can't technically be PM as if any of that matters
this is for people that watch too much american TV or think Gove is going to pull a Haig

She looks and sounds like a pre-op mtf tranny

Why are you drinking sheep piss?

Wouldn't mind milking her udders

i literally never think about scotland

55, overweight, ex smoker and taken a turn for the worst after a week, he's in a real fight

Lol never. Pretend to be a quaker or flee to another country, fuck that noise desu

-former smoker
-overweight
-drinking problem
-high stress job
-chronic hypertension
-congenital ear malformation, prone to infectious diseases

He's dead, Jim.

He actually cared about us and wanted us to be happier and proud and optimistic again, i'm actually so, so fucking sad.

What a fucking time to be alive

Tasting her produce.

Jesus help us

Get yourself a Scoffel and a check shirt and go for a night out somewhere like Cirencester or Harper Adams.

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it's 50/50 if you have to go on a ventilator you make it, and by all account boris was starting to have breathing issues (why he entered ICU, and that's what they're admitting)
so if they admit he's on a ventilator it's an unironic coinflip he make sit

You're hard!

Get out the city, obviously. And he isn't wrong. Horse owners are fucking nasty

>tfw no farmerfu gf milking your nads

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based.

If Boris goes, this will be our JFK moment. We should be prepared for a cuck PM to use it as an opportunity to ram through nation-wrecking legislation like how LBJ did with the Civil Rights Act and the Immigration Act.

he truly is our dark knight

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK

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fuck Boris and fuck Britain

FFS delete this

Why are you lying on an obscure anonymous far-right board general?

oh no no no no

Huwei deal is off (not joking), it's been leaked earlier today before ICU news broke

If he dies are we nuking China and locking up all the antifa, Labour and remoaner ponces who'll inevitably celebrate him dying?

I don't think Leek could be considered a city mate.

Didn't Boris Johnson want to let in a shit ton of non-EU immigrants? Who the fuck cares?

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If he just clapped then this wouldn't have happened.

You can work part time and run a farm I know that's a difficult concept for you city boys to comprehend,

Bet she gives top notch blowjobs with those big lips.

Hope not

"Had the pleasure of meeting Boris Johnson at a charity do once..."

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Based

sad day indeed, i'm sure Boris will be willing to relax the laws during this time of isolation

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Lads I'm scared.
What if Boris dies and with Corbyn out of the way, they put in place a National Government, sideline the Brexiteers in Cabinet, and use the emergency to cancel Brexit?

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If he dies we are fucked, police state for at least 6 months

>you got me begging you for mercy
>why don't you release me

will the virus will be asleep?

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Fuck then he's dead

HEY GUYS, WHAT HAPPENS IF ON BORIS'S DEATHBED, HE REQUESTS NIGEL FARAGE TO BR HIS SUCCESSOR

SESSION IS HAPPENING
HE'S GOING TO DIE

Assassinated by Brussels

i never thought i would face the possibility of mourning fucking boris johnson like this jesus christ what happened

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>letting your dog spook lambs

degenerate

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Like that's his choice mr yank larper

>resting heart rate of 111 BPM
not looking good for bojo

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Perfect for the new fake and gay cold war they’re cooking up

Raab is far more hardline than Boris though

Damn. RIP

Not looking likely.

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opening her barn doors

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I have no ill will towards Boris, I think he’s an ok guy, HOWEVER, I am also one who enjoys chaos and BIG news events (happenings).
I don’t hate him or wish him death, HOWEVER, if it’s already started going in this direction, it might as well finish the job, so we can have a comfy happening day.
Does that make me sick?

Fuck off. Maybe if you stopped smoking pole you wouldn't be such a butthurt faggot.

>THE RAVENS WILL STARVE
THE RAVENS WILL STARVE

>this will be our JFK moment
>boris dying of a coof.

no.

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Shalom

>We should be prepared for a cuck PM to use it as an opportunity to ram through nation-wrecking legislation like how LBJ did with the Civil Rights Act and the Immigration Act.
>implying the last several PM's haven't been cucked

Praying hard for him tonight. I hope he pulls through this

WELL I WENT TO THE DOCTOR, I SAID I WAS FEELING KINDA ROUGH... HE SAID LET ME BREAK IT TO YOU SON... YOUR SHITS FUCKED UP.

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jesus christ i fucking hate women

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You've got me mate I'm all out.

Based

Kys

Nigger Huawei has been ghosted by the G8. Did you not see how the CEO was arrested in Canada? Post virus she was charged with RACKETEERING. It's war no matter what.

We here are celebrating him dying retard

BREAKING

BREAKING

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BREAKING

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BREAKING

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COVO GOT BOJO

based fake news site

He's going to die too.

Ugly little hermit

shit patter mate, fucked it.

I'm done with this shit.
I'm going home soon and im restoring Russia.
China is a fucking shit nation that needs to be removed, thank god the CPSU did the Sino-Russo Split.

Now its time to finally get rid of them before they come and invade all of us for no reason but besides Chink logic.

lel what font is that

where you brain dead for the past week, he's already pushed through legislation that turns the country into a police state.

>Andrew Neil
big guns weighing in now. shit just got serious

HUW HAS BEEN DEPLOYED

yes and those digits say we start in liverpool

>Prrime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S ACTUALLY DEAD THEY'RE JUST EASING US INTO IT

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If this is a world war, then immediately.

Eternal Anglo baka

>252264296

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what a fucking retard

If only you knew how bollocksed things are.

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too far gone
the only people under about 40 who'll vote for him are us

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19 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus, no previous conditions
archive.is/AZofA

5 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus
archive.is/FsLmI

are we all just going to fucking die

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kek fuck

The trolls are coordinated.

I don't think that is a female

I'm up for it. it would be a nice adventure and a simple matter of walking to the summer palace.

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NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING BORISINO MY GOOD PEFEFELINO

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To be fair, that means nothing given todays media.

>Mr Johnson has asked Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab to deputise "where necessary", the spokesman added.

RAAB ASCENSION CONFIRMED

WE /RAABIS/ NOW

lads....what did he mean by this?

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Your only hope is William taking the throne and dissolving it all.

OH FUCK, DOMINIC RAAB IS A JEW.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A JEWISH PRIME MINISTER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Go ride your bike on some country lanes then, when you see a bird on a horse be a cheeky cunt innit

cultivate her seeds

based

yeah i wonder what the guardian template on the queens death looks like too

Wouldn't mind filling her trough

too soon

RIP

Forced conscription would do the trick.

if Boris dies, China should get buttloads of sanctions

>
twitter.com/anarchomastia

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infectious disease kills almost no-one though, comparatively

look at heart disease and cancer

lmfao you of all people should be able to spot a tranny

Raised CoE though and he is pro-Palestine for some reason.

fake news

Yes

lol wouldnt be the first time

He is unironically more based than boris though

im ok with this

Fuck me that's brutal. If he dies there's gonna be some layoffs haha

kek

She can't even wish Boris well.

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Plowing her fields. Or is that too close to an earlier one?

ICU IS JUST A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE
IT’S JUST A PRECAUTION
HE’S GONNA BE FINE
IT’S LITERALLY NOTHING!!!!!

Hold me the fuck back

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Yeah and i bet tony really wanted thing to get better

HE'S ALREADY DEAD YOU RETARDS

twitter.com/anarchomastia

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It's divine judgement you know

Boris is going to be okay, right?

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lmfao i didnt even notice from the thumbnail
HAHAHAHA

Shit, must have missed that earlier and jumped straight to controversies, rookie error
Take back this post things can only get worse

state of that

he's anti israel

Boris is kill

Now go read about Benjamin Disraeli

Just followed, thanks.

Can someone make "haha ventilator go brrr" comic about boris?

Nonveracious and sodomitical

he’s already dead

Surprised she didn't put in a quip about him not even knowing how many kids he's got,

Reminds me of when I heard Layla Moran describe herself as a Palestinian Jew

B

Oh fuck.

Dunno how that will work because they make all our stuff

should have closed the borders in january

we're all gonna fucking orphaned, if not killed

Just heard my sister in Southend is sick with lung problem. 10 hour drive away but she is on her own down there. This shit sucks lads. I want off.

im gonna puuuuuuuuuke

irrigating her waterways

that's a boy isn't it

parody?

S H I T T I N G
I T

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>my gender is lesbian

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Oh please
Don’t act like you would t be celebrating the same way if a politician you didn’t like was dying

I think it would be wildly popular. Any country with a monarchy could do the same right now to happy roaring crowds.

this eu bitch is still chasing fame. ffs

He would have commented earlier but signal is terrible in Lou Lou's.

Is Brexit done for lads? Are they gonna fuck you up and place you into continuous extensions if Boris and co are gone?

>not realising that the gremlin anarchomastia is ITT rn shilling her twitter

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS POST

I REPEAT

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THIS POST

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>we're all gonna fucking orphaned
I fucking hate gypsies

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this, news is usually hours later

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wish i didnt but glad i did
jesus christ

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Just want some Chocolate Arla FUCKKKKK

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He’s with lenin, marx and trotsky now

I can't believe you've done this.

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I’m in Southend if you want me to pop round your sister’s

>what is "inspect element"

We'd have to asked for an extension. Which we won't. They might, but if they do we'll bleed them dry for it, so they won't.

Fake news

FIVE HUNDRED!

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>le moostache

Replacing a mainstream politician is like replacing the water in the toilet bowl - it happens on its own as the predecessor departs.

he might not be wrong, this is a 8/10 in bongland

If Boris Johnson passes as a result of coronavirus infection, it will be a clear sign from both Nature and God that the United Kingdom's place is in the European Union and not outside of it and hopefully, the new Prime Minister will, with full support of the Queen, annul Brexit and forever forbid questions about the status of Britain in the EU from being asked of an electorate filled with gammon-faced intellectual midgets like the average plebeian Anglo.

Of course, Britain will have to reapply for membership and go through the new and improved and much more stringent candidate screening process, but this will be a relatively quick affair and we can all be one United European Family.

what does double double digits mean?

it's over... BUT WHY HIM AND NOT MERKEL OR A ROTHSCHILD?

They have told you in many ways....All about programming.

Corona Virus = Crown Virus
Over aged most susceptible to Virus.
Queen Elizabeth = 92. Prince Philip = 98
Chloroquin as Cure = Chloro Queen.
Chloro is from Chlorophyl or Chloro-Phil
No coincidence Philip or Phil-ip is husband to Queen.
Now Prince Charles has the Virus and met with Queen whilst infected.

Finally, hence the whole drama of Harry and Meghan leaving the Royal family the past 2 months.

Just so we know in advance, China is to blame for the Virus, right!

Governments will get it. And that is the impending doom.

During the Queen televised broadcast she said "we'll meet again"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We'll_Meet_Again

>Lynn's recording is featured in the final scene of Stanley Kubrick's 1964 film Dr. Strangelove - with a bitter irony, as the song accompanies a nuclear holocaust which wipes out humanity.

Chlorophyl is green. She is wearind green dress.

>50/50 chance

Well obviously, retard. If you catch it you either die or you don't. It's literally 50/50 for everyone.

I'd ride her bus, iykwim

Lol Boris is gonna die because this guy just wanted to have a meal, a succulent chinese meal.

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“The bricks have fallen down, But we will rebuild with hewn stones; The sycamores are cut down, But we will replace them with cedars"

youtube.com/watch?v=BdrF7I87fd4

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The fucking spooks were spending this morning arresting 16 year olds on trumped up charges of terrorism because they want to shut down right wing thought, and yet here they are now , trying to goad us to lynch some lefties on twitter because they said mean words about neolib Bojo, boo hoo!

Can't find this tweet, fake and gay

Good, we'd prefer it that way

Think its a troll

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Is Beth Rigby a commoner pretending to be posh? She leaves the G off when she says words like running.

cringe

How is Charles doing guys?
He was infected before Boris.

C O P E

Its gotta be a parody account
i was just about to ask which one of you is this but I know the replies I'd get HAHA

altitude
altitude

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Nice

You into trannies?

Wife material:

twitter.com/Cath_Tyldesley/status/1247269595632861185

AH I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR PNEUMONIA WELL

Send photo of sister so I can recognise her when I go round her house to 'help'

Take a look at the 'eadlock 'ere!

Another reason why China will die

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