White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

Gas yourself to disinfect better, you kike shill.

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Sauce?

hes a complete badass who doesnt take shit from anyone

Who is this babe?
Washington Post stream
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRdwjnMfMo

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Built for sexual organs of the high melanin content.

hopefully it starts soon. Getting tired

I need cheering up with some CNN lashings

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Watch him accidentally leak Boris' death.

Just got postponed til a later time.

Wonder if related to UK PM news

boris just died

>Thankyou Mr. President. So uhhh, we're assessing supply, uh, chains and using Airbridge to uhhhh.... N95 masks. Uhhh, and ventilators too.

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Bitch on microphone said it's gonna start @ 5:45.
aka 14 minutes.

2 minute briefing warning now.

2 minute warning

I can see the cucks taking their seats

People on stage.

Birx bringing the pre-talk bants as always

could you imagine her talking dirty to you as you eagerly try to nut

Who the fuck is the purple hair dork???

Trump talking now.

AND HERE WE GO

BASED FAUCI IS BACK

FUCK LOW IQ POL TARDS WHO DISLIKE HIM

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Only 42 minutes late

NO SEAL
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>really good friend

Why does Trump run on Colored People Time?

>EBOLA
>AIDS

Hahaha so today is 1745/fisa start.

This makes 5 eyes look bad, ie) we’re not helping you vs China.

This allows the US distancing for when the commonwealth gets sacrificed to fight China.

Good plan. F for the brits/leafs/bongs/India

LONDON
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What does that mean?

its called fashion, someone you have no clue about

HOLY SHIT LOOK ALL THESE CHINK SHILLS

Nothing. Qfags are retards

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Are you late to these Corona Task Force threads? This is the same shit we talk about. Maybe YOU'RE the shill

I kinda feel bad for Boris. He seems like a cool guy in his Top Gear "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car" interview.

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This... none of those sound like Chinglish.

You can automatically tell when it’s chink posting they suck so much.

alright I like Trump but why IS he orange?

Why is not having the seal supposed to be good, anyway?

Turn off the poxy yang.

What did he mean by people speaking a language hardly anyone understands? Aliens?

lol does trump normally speak in this retarded rambling disjointed fashion?

it's like he has a 10 minute run on sentence

Really, I just watch for the questions.

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Why is my employer required to check my penis for cleanliness?

suck my dick you nigger faggot

M I L L I O N

>very big... very powerful... and theyre loaded to the gills with supplies

thx leaf

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"This disease"

big planes. very big.

nobody actually watches trump speak for more than 5-10 minutes except for the press, who are tortured by his incoherent babble that makes Narcissus seem modest

Big planes... Very big... Powerful

Have you seen the webm of him tackling a soccer player? hell of a hit

Supposedly means he’s not being told what to say by the deep state or something

He sounds like a kid trying to stretch out an ill-prepared presentation about a topic he doesn't really care about.

being this mad

>1 million days to slow the spread

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Looks like one of the fox news redhead hotties- theyve got several that are 9's
Maybe Kristin Fisher

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>3M back on the Nice List

That Naughty List really must have been a bad place to be.

Yas Forums, did you thank 3m yet today?

MEEEEL-YON

Hospitalization projection has dropped in half
healthdata.org/covid/updates

I am so embarrassed anytime Trump speaks. He talks in this autistic manner and it's unsettling. Everyone else talks like an adult and then he comes on like "We have a plan, big plan, great plan, I like the plan, it'll work, I think it'll work, we'll see, I like it".

>they're very happy
>every one of them

SPECIAL MAN

>MIKE
>SPECIAL MAN

she peppers her reporting with subtle lefty jabs at trump

kristin's the hottest thing over there. she's married tho so i can't lust after her

>Special man

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Embarrassed about what? Your homosexuality?

WHERE ALL MY /SPECIAL MEN/ AT????

Its sad to see a confidence man run out of hopium to sell to his marks, especially one who is controlled and blackmailed by a foreign ethnostate that sponsors islamic terror

here!

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>cameras go off like wild when trump does a strange gesture

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lmao i didnt notice but now i cant notice

New thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=xyL4c_LDCl0

GO MIKE!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=msDcShv_r20

His public speaking at rallies is great. His public speaking when reading these task force notes is all over the place. He's a better riffer than he is a structured speech reader.

how high is this dude

CNN isn't showing this

WHAT THE FUCK

maybe they were kicked out?

lmao

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4 geniuses who do not speak a language many know...who are they? aliens???

My prtscn button makes the same noise

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Huzzah!

Right in the balls...

really? are you kidding?

jargon, user.

Because they can't behave, and like to rile Trump up with inane questions

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thanks user!

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>wonderful, warm conversation with Biden

RIP BORIS JOHNSON IS DEAD!

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no no no my borisino

Dr Birks thick

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OMG IT FUCKING HAPPENINGAGRHGAGHA

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holy shit, turn on the tv just confirmed
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who?

S

Dis real?

IM LATE WHAT DID I MISS

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>SCIENCE COMPANIES

Mid season filler episode so far. Waiting for questions

WHY DOES THE WOMAN DRESS LIKE A GIRL SCOUT

see

Waiting on sheboon

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>wake up, roll over
>dr birx is laying next to you
>"hi user, I've been waiting for you to wake up"
what do Yas Forums?

Trump bumbling like he's sleep deprived

do you guys ever think we'll get a "George Bush talking to kids and then someone whispers in his ear" moment with trump during one of these

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