/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2990 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

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>MUH VIRUS
YEAH BEND OVER CORONACHAN YOU ABOUT TO BE BRED BY THE BULLSURGE

If we contained the virus to china, racism would've won.

BIG HUGE MASSIVE ENERGY FOR BOJO

What are chances of him being kill in next two weeks?

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>1330492 infected
>73872 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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theguardian.com/world/video/2020/mar/27/i-shook-hands-with-everybody-says-boris-johnson-weeks-before-coronavirus-diagnosis-video
How'd the work for ya Boris?

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Absolutely user. Garden plans started long before the happening. Even got some grains and fruit trees growing

i've got 8 apple trees, a whole row of blackberry starts, 4 types of peppers, about a hundred sweet onion starts and tomato starts plus a shit ton of squash and pumpkins. its going to be a lit growing season for me.

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more threads than.... umm uhhh.. fuck

My nose hair is growing like crazing these days. It's like my body knows the virus is out there and is trying to protect me. A wall of hair will be back within a couple days when I trim it blocking the dirty chink invaders.

I SAY CHINA,
>YOU SAY SORRY
CHINA ...

I SAY CHINA,
>YOU SAY SORRY
CHINA ...

I SAY CHINA,
>YOU SAY SORRY
CHINA ...

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hows pandemic life treating you anons?

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Other causes of death

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Bros.. I started drinking cholorophyll like Trump said so I could cure my corona and not have to go to the hospital.. But it didn't work..

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When bojo dies its gonna be free fall

This reminds me

>Chink coof
>Chinese Pneumonic Plague
>Chinkin pox
>Shanghai sholin sneeze
>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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>Stuck with pornography and online forums/games to tackle my loneliness another summer

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He knew something the chinks didn't want him to say

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Fake hospitals

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those numbers are false. people are labelled infected or diseased by the virus when they don't have it are reasons why the government ramps it up.

What will be Saint Peter's first words when he greets Bojo?

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Fake hospitals 2

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Based. Wish I could grow blackberries in the desert heat.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 70,000 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire WORLD. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare to the wheeze, maggot. The wheeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in under seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>Italy peaked
>Spain peaked
Is it over?

i have yellow fever and i even find this bitch ugly,those shitty chink genes

Is there any possibility of a vaccine against this or are we all just going to have to catch it?

What a great time to be alive, amiright?

False tests

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ive got thornless blackberries too and you wouldn't believe how sweet they are. figure something out user i know you can do it.

its ok
i just talk to gf via online.

based

Bretty Gud, luckily I have been stockpiling board games for 2 years

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The collapse is nigh

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"Oh lord, we beseech you to rid us of all pedo priests and Rabbis, as they are an abomination."

It's normal. Living in the middle of nowhere on a ranch with a bunker. Just a bit more security.

Hospitals faking it

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not gonna lie, the apocalypse is pretty fun

youtu.be/iBoojBTEPaI

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"Those numbers take your breath away"

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GROW CORONA GROW

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud
>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh

reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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desperately trying to keep my autistic family from murdering each other
they can't be in the same room without getting into a fight, i fucking hate how nobody in this house is apparently capable of interacting with each other in a normal non-violence inducing way
outside of that i am doing just peachy keen, i have been a hikkimori neet for basically the past seven years so the isolation feels quite natural to me, although it actually means less isolation for me given that normally other members of the household are out and about, but all in all it's not too bad

can we just declare war on china for releasing a bioweapon across the world?

Fake death

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Oh well, according to logic like this HIV isn't dangerous

Does anyone know when was the last time WHO killed a world leader through incompetence?

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Guys, look what I discovered today helping friend with math for his secondary scool exam. From this year digital book I believe.

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Fake viruses

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kek reminder it’s been five threads and thousands of posts and that nobody posted any info countering the death rates in this post and how laughably low they are
>bbbut the report is old

ok so post new ones that are higher?

>bbut they are south korea

ok? post some that are higher from any state dumbass

niggers

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kys

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Dubdubs!
THE
ATLAS
METEOR
HITS
IN
LATE
MAY

almost 1.4mill and it aint even Wednesday

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>0:46
I need that one

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Hospitals lying again

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Absolutely nothing changed. Still sitting at home..once a week going to the store. That's it.

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Based

I dont see wumonia in there

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All of the SARS vaccines failed (1 even went into clinical trials). Given that this is the same virus, probably not. Coronaviruses are notoriously hard to vaccinate against, and even if someone comes up with one, it can still take lots of redos to ensure it is one that is safe. Not likely gonna be "just wait, next year there will be one"

counter these dumb numbers dumb fucking kike

>three months

>over 100 countries

>millions of cases

>death rate under .4% for anyone under 50

>death doesn’t even get close to scary until you are 70

>fucking cvg faggots like this say find another report

>all reports say this

>there are no reports that put the death rate higher

this kills the cvg retard cope

niggers

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B A S E D

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Nonono

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image her without the make up

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Fake death again

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I know the last time that fraud Tedros killed people (his own people no less) through incompetence.

kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit

i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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>counter numbers I pulled from my ass
lol

Currently enjoying this Corona-vacation desu
Keep it going lads

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