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she knew it was coming didn't she ?
White smoke spotted over Beckingham Palace.
DONT DIE YOU DAFT CUNT
Just saw a Vanguard-class submarine fly over my house lads.
Thats why brexit was delayed for so long.
Keep the borders open for corona
POST YFW
For Boris
It's just a coof
SHE'S A GOOD GIRL
God help us all
she has diabetes, it would of been her, so she has had a close one.
HE'S ALREADY ON LIFE SUPPORT
IT'S OGRE
If RNHS can't save him then all those claps will have been in vain.
based china winning world war 3 without firing a single bullet
50 layers of irony, false-flagging and sarcasm aside, I geniuely hope Boris pulls through.
We love you Boris!
Only one man left who can run this country.
Worst Winston Churchill EVER
I'm sad
Anyone else feeling mentally exhausted from all this shit the past few months.
Hnnnnnnggggggg
no more bets please
a fucking buik!?
That picture isn't so funny when you think that police officer is probably now dead from corona virus. Or maybe AIDS.
all you had to do, boris, was close the damned borders in january
PffffffffbwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAH HAH HA HA
Frans fucking Ferdinand.
>Other world leaders
Hide in their bunkers, whimpering.
>Boris
Gets the virus to become immune and ascend to godhood
Uh, BASED?
not funny
>political journalists have gone quiet
uh oh
Just been on the blower to Boris, he said he's fine.
lol. Mossad saved Tom Hanks but not the prime minister of England.
Lefties unironically wishing Boris death because muh austerity:
just had one ask to see my tv license
the state of anglo politics
>go lefty gals
boring post
No
I find it invigorating
*ruin
It's sanitized speak designed to show unity but not freak everyone out.
They also said he was in "high spirits" earlier, which is doctor speak for not convulsing and spitting his lungs up.
We're living in the worst timeline, aren't we?
Brexit was just to get our hopes up so they could be crushed again.
I feel like crying
why are minorities more likely to die from corona?
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THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WANT BORIS TO DIE LMAO LMAO
They realize that what they do right now will probably personally matter for their careers. Here something about ventilators and tweet it out but can't confirm it? Instant career demolition. I imagine alot of false-briefing is going on right now to trigger just that scenario actually.
Jesus christ this is terrible. I dont want him to die, he is a clown and a shit PM but he is a likeable guy. Bit if he survives I dunno how I'll cope with the retards on the street clapping for the NHS. I dunno what to do lads
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Trips of seven, BoJo is in Heaven.
Iain Dale is literally crying on LBC lmao
it's fuckin' Pob
Can we call this Boxit?
Whites are God's chosen.
cokeposter??? why
HONK IF BORIS IS DED
HONK!
If he dies, broadly his political agenda will also survive. But politics, and this parliament, will be less fun.
JUST A FLU BRO LULOLO
>Be Russian that wants the USSR back
>See these leftists on twitter calling for the death of him
>Mfw they are not even leftists, but Nazis mixed with Satanism.
I am just.
It was Terry May who was licking the doorknob at number 10
back with weed
police everywhere, thought i was gonna get stopped
only boomers walking around outside for some reason, they deserve to die
Whos ready to go enlist for war with China?
Lol.
Fuck him
Gove would be our greatest PM, shall we'll get meme candidates like Sunak instead
help me bros
I'm talking to a really pretty arab girl on a dating app, the conversation so far is this:
Me: "Hi :) So how's quarantined life treating you?"
Her: "Shocking!! Save me!!"
wtf do I say, I'm gonna let you guys lead me on this one
Boris will live.
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Anyone else here feeling like booting the onions out this fucking neckbeard?
>inb4source
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All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
All the lies we were told
All the lies of the people running round
Their castles have burned
Now I see change
But inside we're the same as we ever were
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Living this way, each day is a dream
What am I, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
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That is vile
Eddie.
Post more of these if you got them, I'm making a folder of this stuff starting from when Nadine Dorris caught it and they were all wishing she would infect him
Don't worry lads, I know BoJew is dying but we have another Jew ready to step up to the plate and take the English people over the demographic cliff edge.
cheer up lad, next pm is a a milf
I miss big dave
Based and redpilled. Corona is the great equalizer. He'll die alone and he'll get buried alone because no loved one will be able to come close to him and all crowds are banned. He'll die like those thousands of benefits claimants his government has murdered during his tenure.
Raab cant handle this pressue and will bottle it.
Lads how much money would you need to have a 10 second tongue punch of Borises plugger?
Think that would give you corona?
Would the lung herpes be your biggest concern?
Fucks sake Bojo, I told you to close the fucking border in January. But no, you had to take the difficult path. Herd immunity, shaking infected hands, what the fuck were your advisors telling you? A catastrophic failure.
>"lads"
Fuck off you massive bender
She's my MP, proper milf in the flesh.
tell him I want my Big Break dvd back
except that was in gookland not chinkland
they don't wash themselves as often as whites
The mayor of London will be your next PM.. fucking kek
>Protect and Survive is playing
Yeah
poor hygiene and filthy habits
Looking forward to what joke Stewart Lee will do of this. Maybe Frankie Boyle might be able to get himself lynched.
>30 minutes ago
Lmao, spicey
Eddie!
Say: “what do you bloody expect me to do, cure the whole fucking country, you stupid cow?”
RAAB HAD NOT SPOKEN TO BORIS SINCE SATURDAY
HE WAS NOT IN CONTROL YESTERDAY AND THE WHOLE OF TODAY
DON'T BELIEVE THE "HIGH SPIRITS" BOLLOCKS, THEY DON'T WANT TO SPOOK ANYONE
>vote for brexit
>destroy the country
we warned you, now enjoy.
Does anyone else feel totally unreal?
The terrorist attacks, mass immigration, the obvious and constant lies
Now when the pm is at deaths door I feel nothing
Send dick pic or no balls
Yeah I like him but he really is a mediocre Minister, you can see he is shitting it. I've always been in the Gove Cove.
Too bad they didn't close pools in time...
user, do you think he's quare?
Iain and Boris are friends.
this lad gets it lads
The left are truly demonic.
I've never felt more alive, and if you don't feel the same, you're not cut out for the wonders that await us.
Boss level move desu. Still say we should nuke them though.
World War 3: Chinese Destruction Edition unironically when
Tell her she can worship your dick instead of Allah.
alright everything aside
post >yfw Boris actually fucking dies
SHOOK
based
cringe as fuck
THIS IS THE WAY
PM lisa when ?
Yes.
Yes again.
Thats what they want. Desensitize you so when they start introducing the dystopian shit they really want you wont even be fazed by it.
Sending well wishes from across the pond, Boris. Take the Trump pills, quick!
The left what?
Would love to hack her icloud account.
Boris was already Mayor of London
Raabbi has got it all under control, Israel is in No. 10
if it can kill someone still full of energy, who no doubt has access to the very best healthcare, a direct line to a squadron of GPs and every other sort of priority treatment, then it'll do you in too
Its fucking over. It really is.
You know how the government like to 'warm us up' for things - this is no different.
Read between the lines - there's no reason to announce he's gone to ICU "as a precaution" - he would have been given level of care far above ICU levels anyway on arrival. You just don't announce that unless it's serious or worse.
To announce he's in ICU as a precaution is to warm us up to further announcements.
It's not like he was Churchill or JFK or anything. He was an opportunistic, visionless, talentless twat
>could this whole global pandemic just be a cover so they can kill bojo and stop brexit?
hmmmmmm
Can't bite the hand that feeds you. Besides, almost everyone is on the payroll.
Boris Johnson? More like Buried Johnson
Muh dick
>McVey
>flesh
There's only one man who can save us now
cretin
not so fast, sniffy
Even if its not a hot war they will reap the whirlwind for this, Century of Humiliation 2 Electric Bugaloo
piss off you Corbyn-cock munching leftie communist, you'd sell this country out to China for a sack of rice and a mung bean
You can't say that! The former is Sinophobic and the latter homophobic! I've reported this comment to the constabulary.
SEVERELY SHOOK
They raise up heroes in our final moments.
Only to slaughter them, demoralizing us forever.
We will enter full clownworld soon.
When a bunch of chavs die because of OD'ing it's hardly murder.
i'm completely drained of indignation or care
> he's going to die
Calling it now, Boris dies from Chinas lies.
Same could have been said for Franz Ferdinand, and look what that little fuckup caused.
Moderate kek
WAR WITH CHINA IN 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 ...
if only you new how bad things really are
What about Indian mummy?
Exactly.
you mean like the tories are doing??????
Call her a fat cow and hang up
>According to Popbitch, Raab’s ‘former staffers confessed in 2018 that they used to have a running contest between them to see how many a’s they could slip into his last name on official documents (they claim their record was five).’
kek
So if he does croak, what will his legacy be?
So how fucked is the UK if this Raab character takes over??? Is he a lightweight neo-liberal??
Please be kind lads. He's someones dad, son, he means something to many people.
I hate to say this but odds now are that he dies. 51%-49%. He has his age going for him but the fact that he’s a man and overweight work against him.
Reading Dom's wiki he seems like an upgrade
Opposite
cheering is the normal reaction when traitors die, you should seek help desu
It's the Chinks fault
kek if Boris does die even lefties will revere him for having given unlimited bennies during this pandemic, they'll use him as an example of "why can't Tories be like Boris used to be? Boris was the one Tory I liked"
screencap this
He's just had the call from Bibi telling him he's the PM now but don't tell anyone until morning.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I genuinely hope he dies a cruel and horrible death. May he gasp for air for hours as his lungs fill with fluent as he coughs up blood and phlegms.
A man who did in 6 months what a dithering old twat couldn't do in 3 years.
so fucking hot. I want her as PM just so I can look at her.
anyone else want Boris to kick the bucket just to see how fucked things would get
getting killed by the plague he deliberately allowed to spread because waaah we can't let virgin airlines go under
Lads here have been surprisingly decent.
no thanks
and the pigeons cry...
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> retarded senseless haircuted retards
>heros
Mkay
Daily reminder boris is also Cameron's cousin.
This.
They'll probably announce next he's been put on a ventilator "as a precaution".
Mate, you don't get put on a fucking ventilator "as a precaution". You get put on a ventilator because you literally cannot breathe on your own.
Yeah he doesn't look too upbeat
i just cried over boris
his pregnant fucking girlfriend with his first child
jesus
he actually cared about this country and making us proud of it again
its literally heartbreaking
i dunno why but he became like a weird father figure through this. and i respect him for always putting on a brave optimistic face to not worry anybody
if he dies i might unironically call my first son Alexander
Rugby tackling someone during a charity football match
based neil actually doing his job
yea he is proper shooked
quick lets give Taiwan a military guarantee
Get well, Boris!
It's a shame, I heard spirits were high after the Queen's address. Was it good?
She's the only brown woman I wanna smash
She even makes tommy robinson coom for her
He's gonna be FINE. This is just a PRECAUTIONARY STEP. They just want to be CAREFUL with the fucking PRIME MINISTER. He's NOT GOING TO DIE. Just a PRECAUTION in case something does get worse.
She's an unlikeable spacker
So much for the world war two spirit...
Boris has only got one ball
Rishis [are] so very small
Raab so very similar
And Gove has no balls at all
he's not too bad and has made some vaguely anti immigration statements previously. His father is a Czech jew, but he had a strong English and Anglican upbringing.
In this shit hole, it's the best we can hope for realistically
Not funny
I can't stop laughing when they say "viral load"
its pritti pattel for me
holy based
I can't imagine the salt they'll get for that
Plus his immune system is probably fucked from the sheer stress of this whole situation.
Found one of the lost tribes.
The cimmerians, come the Cimbri. Cross from Sumeria, North to Jutland. To England where Cumbria is and Cymru Wales and the South West of England which is named Combe(s) everywhere.
Just like the tribe of Dan and the Hebrews they named the land after their migration. The Coomers.
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Mistress Magpie for PM
yeah dude it's just a prophylactic ICU stay it's a nothing burger
blacks the ripper r.i.p!!
it's either cummings making a very good play in terms of electability and confidence in government, or he's probably 51% going to die
NO BORIS
>being killed by your own advice
2012 Olympics and hard Brexit, also did some great documentaries about Ancient Rome
>intensive care is a precaution
Based American academic
God I just want her to call me pathetic and smirk at me
and rich man's diet, cocaine, drinking and being fat
>t. Dr Andrew Neil
Gay
>looks like his face is stuck to the edge of the image
wtf
he was a literal stupid nutjob who despise the ANGLOs more than anyone but still an ANGLO himself, good ridance, what a pathetic "leader" lol !
>"oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck "
simply precautionary
>5 or 6
every time
So how the fuck did that oaf Charles get through it but Boris can't
At first I was like take it on the chin then I was dead.
>his first child
doesn't he have four? or five? or six? he doesn't acknowledge a couple of them?
>When you're halfway through smoking a joint and you're told to go live on the BBC in 2 minutes
Why?
You got a Lion's heart
Oy you cheeky wanker etc
he won't die some 100 year old granny just walked it off the biggest danger to people is from the police interfering with them going about their free and lawful business
Someone here said he had pneumonia when he was younger, probably one of the reasons why he is in ICU.
Exactly what he was saying about 5 minutes before that BBC interview.
stop calling me gay you fucking cunt i am not a fucking man just gas yourself already newfag niggeer
>french
lol, ew
>already discussing his legacy
NO NO NO
kek
I was in the bath you cheeky cunt.
practically no one survives once they're on a ventilator
dunno where 50% figure comes from, it's bs
I was watching some blue tits making a nest in the box I have on the back fence today. They are fucking relentless. They have not stopped building the nest for about 2 weeks now, every second of light they are in and out of the fucking thing, working around the clock to build a nest for their family. When the Mrs lays the eggs, they will then work around the clock feeding the young so they are healthy enough to fledge, and ultimately grow strong enough to follow in their parents shoes. If they don't, their species will die. How do socialists not understand birds?
I'm still waiting for the nigger riots I was promised.
Gay and cringepilled
That's the face of a man that's just been made PM and had emergency intelligence briefings
who the fuck is black the ripper
See, this is at the heart of the Conservative ideology: egoism. You don't care until it personally affects yourself. In fact all actual measures undertaken so far by this government have actually been a response to Johnson personally being affected and developing symptoms. Otherwise this charade would have continued for another 2 weeks until the body bags would have piled up.
He will be avenged.
I would feel great if I wasn’t taking care of my paranoid mother who already misinterprets the lies from the media about the virus. There was a post earlier of how somebody’s mother released their dogs outside because the news said a tiger got coronavirus. I can empathize with the son in that situation.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Just another one of his kids that's not getting a father either.
Wonder if Raab will have to write the Letters of Last Resort?
Might be needing them soon.
IM NOT A FUCKING MAN
FUCK
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also his finest moment, host of HIGNFY
let's hope he's ok
is are Nige the only person left who can capture both the tory and labour heartland vote?
The buzz of the London traffic echoes as a quiet hum around the high ceilings of the wood panelled room you’ve been led into. You wait in trepidation. A young fast stream civil service graduate, this will be your first meeting with the minister, and your colleagues have warned you.
Suddenly the door swings open and Priti Patel storms in. Her face is awash with rage as she shouts. “Useless! Why are they all so useless?”
She strides to her seat and takes it before she notices you. “And who are you?” Her voice tinged with venom. “Your...your new deputy private secretary, Minister” you stammer.
“So this is what they’re sending now” she spits. She stretches her stockings clad legs and you notice a glint in her eyes. “Well, let’s see if you’re up to standard. Why are you still standing? Kneel!”
This is your first placement and you can’t afford to lose it. You get on your knees and wince in agony and ecstasy as she digs her heel into your crotch...
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parle pas on a micron
He is the prime minister, they'll always have a bed for him or her.
>his pregnant fucking girlfriend with his first child
Lmao, as if this deadbeat schmuck has ever cared about his spawn.
I mean no.10 aren't leveling with us but BJ is in charge of a nuclear weapon state, I think he might get to jump the queue
Keep calm and carry on soldier, we're winning. The battlefield is your neighborhood.
Your pathetic user, now come and rub my feet.
Don't worry mate I'll look after his missus.
She'll have more babies and I'll name them all Boris, even the girls.
I don't fancy your chances
They're coming, give it a month.
>idolize Boris
>pledge to name your son Alexander
>in honor of Boris
Spoken like a true soulless commie
probably single yourself
>spawn
cringe
I wonder if people living through the Cold War gave as less of a fuck about impending nuclear war than we do
Guys, Downing Street says this is just a precaution. He's the PM, of course they're gonna do everything they can. Let's stop acting like he's on death's door. You guys have free health care, what's one bed? It's not like they're missing out on profits or something.
Raab looked like he'd shit his pants in his bit
doesn't look good lads
ultra based generals poster
They don't take someone to hospital on a Sunday evening as a precautionary measure, nor do they put someone in intensive care for the same reason.
Me and the mrs are loving it don't want it to end tbf.
The viral load he took was huge
It is almost never a good thing to joke about one's health or death.
You are all good lads, I believe it
That's an alien in manskin
>Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (/ˈfɛfəl/;[7] born 19 June 1964) is a British politician, writer, and former journalist serving as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party since 2019
That's Boris' name
Don't worry my doods he will live I just know it
COMETH THE HOUR, COMETH THE MAN
Why is no one asking these questions?
Make it stop
Why though?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM BECAUSE I LIKE HIM
lmao
when did Yas Forums turn into a bunch of snowflake boomers
Well in case anyone wondered if this were a biological weapon, if Johnson peace's out, we'll know right after.
How much do you pay per year for your health insurance
t. cheats
I always imagined Pritis toes to taste like Bombay mix.
Honestly I thought the first time I'd cry for a 'celebrity' death would be Old Liz.
Quick question ,
seeing that im a member of the conservative party , if boris dies could the queen make me the next prime minister?
ALSO NUKE CHINA
Fuck me he literally looks shell-shocked. Like clinically.
He's gonna die by the weekend.
Herd immunity, some people have to die for the greater good of society.
he martyred himself for this country whether you like it or not
whether you think his churchill obsession went too far or not, he didn't give up or surrender land yeah i respect him for that so fuck off
you dont know what youre talking about
Actually perfect
>the british constitution doesn't have a continuity of government procedure
lmao
>leaf
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Enjoy your "heard immunity" you fat, spineless, sycophant.
Dying from viral pneumonia is like drowning to death.
Fuck You
legal weed advocate
>I think he's fine and this is propaganda to encourage people to stay indoors and save lives
I haven't ruled this out as a possibility, but their narrative doesn't seem strong enough to be fake. If he dies, it will confirm this isn't a gayop. If he survives, then I'll be suspicious it was.
>Sounds like you’re a bit of a cunt tbqh
People that abuse their power, betray their people and use the monopoly of violence that state has to ruin the lives of nation of its subjects deserves a cruel fate. I thought a lolberg like you would understand that at least. Boris brought it himself, this is his own doing and he deserves it. He could have closed borders in January, he put markets and lobbying before His people, now he pays the price. It is a delicious irony.
>fucking this, probably owen jones
Owen jones and his ilk will be putting out gay little RIP messages if Boris clogs it. Radlibs are cynical dispassionate scum who hate us. The true Nationalist enjoys seeing justice served to those who deserve it and bring it upon themselves. No one killed Boris, except Boris. He did this to himself.