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boris is not well

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she knew it was coming didn't she ?

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White smoke spotted over Beckingham Palace.

DONT DIE YOU DAFT CUNT

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Just saw a Vanguard-class submarine fly over my house lads.

Thats why brexit was delayed for so long.
Keep the borders open for corona

POST YFW

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For Boris

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It's just a coof

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SHE'S A GOOD GIRL

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God help us all

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she has diabetes, it would of been her, so she has had a close one.

HE'S ALREADY ON LIFE SUPPORT
IT'S OGRE

If RNHS can't save him then all those claps will have been in vain.

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based china winning world war 3 without firing a single bullet

50 layers of irony, false-flagging and sarcasm aside, I geniuely hope Boris pulls through.

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We love you Boris!

Only one man left who can run this country.

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Worst Winston Churchill EVER

I'm sad

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Anyone else feeling mentally exhausted from all this shit the past few months.

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Hnnnnnnggggggg

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no more bets please

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a fucking buik!?

That picture isn't so funny when you think that police officer is probably now dead from corona virus. Or maybe AIDS.

all you had to do, boris, was close the damned borders in january

PffffffffbwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAH HAH HA HA

Frans fucking Ferdinand.

>Other world leaders
Hide in their bunkers, whimpering.
>Boris
Gets the virus to become immune and ascend to godhood
Uh, BASED?

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not funny

>political journalists have gone quiet

uh oh

Just been on the blower to Boris, he said he's fine.

lol. Mossad saved Tom Hanks but not the prime minister of England.

Lefties unironically wishing Boris death because muh austerity:

twitter.com/widged/status/1247260756867010561

just had one ask to see my tv license

the state of anglo politics
>go lefty gals

boring post

No
I find it invigorating

*ruin

It's sanitized speak designed to show unity but not freak everyone out.

They also said he was in "high spirits" earlier, which is doctor speak for not convulsing and spitting his lungs up.

We're living in the worst timeline, aren't we?

Brexit was just to get our hopes up so they could be crushed again.

I feel like crying

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why are minorities more likely to die from corona?

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THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WANT BORIS TO DIE LMAO LMAO

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They realize that what they do right now will probably personally matter for their careers. Here something about ventilators and tweet it out but can't confirm it? Instant career demolition. I imagine alot of false-briefing is going on right now to trigger just that scenario actually.

Jesus christ this is terrible. I dont want him to die, he is a clown and a shit PM but he is a likeable guy. Bit if he survives I dunno how I'll cope with the retards on the street clapping for the NHS. I dunno what to do lads

youtube.com/watch?v=m6U9T3R3EQg


WATCH NOW

Trips of seven, BoJo is in Heaven.

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Iain Dale is literally crying on LBC lmao

it's fuckin' Pob

Can we call this Boxit?

Whites are God's chosen.

cokeposter??? why

HONK IF BORIS IS DED

HONK!

If he dies, broadly his political agenda will also survive. But politics, and this parliament, will be less fun.

JUST A FLU BRO LULOLO

>Be Russian that wants the USSR back
>See these leftists on twitter calling for the death of him
>Mfw they are not even leftists, but Nazis mixed with Satanism.

I am just.

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It was Terry May who was licking the doorknob at number 10

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back with weed
police everywhere, thought i was gonna get stopped
only boomers walking around outside for some reason, they deserve to die

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Whos ready to go enlist for war with China?

Lol.
Fuck him

Gove would be our greatest PM, shall we'll get meme candidates like Sunak instead

help me bros
I'm talking to a really pretty arab girl on a dating app, the conversation so far is this:
Me: "Hi :) So how's quarantined life treating you?"
Her: "Shocking!! Save me!!"

wtf do I say, I'm gonna let you guys lead me on this one

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Boris will live.

252260527

Anyone else here feeling like booting the onions out this fucking neckbeard?

>inb4source
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/252143244/#q252143244
DELIVERY
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
NEVER
N
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V
E
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WRONG

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TOO SOON

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Point of transmission located

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All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now

All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
All the lies we were told
All the lies of the people running round
Their castles have burned
Now I see change
But inside we're the same as we ever were

Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Living this way, each day is a dream
What am I, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?

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That is vile

Eddie.

Post more of these if you got them, I'm making a folder of this stuff starting from when Nadine Dorris caught it and they were all wishing she would infect him

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Don't worry lads, I know BoJew is dying but we have another Jew ready to step up to the plate and take the English people over the demographic cliff edge.

cheer up lad, next pm is a a milf

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I miss big dave

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Based and redpilled. Corona is the great equalizer. He'll die alone and he'll get buried alone because no loved one will be able to come close to him and all crowds are banned. He'll die like those thousands of benefits claimants his government has murdered during his tenure.

Raab cant handle this pressue and will bottle it.

Lads how much money would you need to have a 10 second tongue punch of Borises plugger?
Think that would give you corona?
Would the lung herpes be your biggest concern?

Fucks sake Bojo, I told you to close the fucking border in January. But no, you had to take the difficult path. Herd immunity, shaking infected hands, what the fuck were your advisors telling you? A catastrophic failure.

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>"lads"

Fuck off you massive bender

She's my MP, proper milf in the flesh.

tell him I want my Big Break dvd back

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except that was in gookland not chinkland

they don't wash themselves as often as whites

The mayor of London will be your next PM.. fucking kek

>Protect and Survive is playing

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Yeah

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poor hygiene and filthy habits

Looking forward to what joke Stewart Lee will do of this. Maybe Frankie Boyle might be able to get himself lynched.

>30 minutes ago

Lmao, spicey

Eddie!

Say: “what do you bloody expect me to do, cure the whole fucking country, you stupid cow?”

RAAB HAD NOT SPOKEN TO BORIS SINCE SATURDAY
HE WAS NOT IN CONTROL YESTERDAY AND THE WHOLE OF TODAY
DON'T BELIEVE THE "HIGH SPIRITS" BOLLOCKS, THEY DON'T WANT TO SPOOK ANYONE

>vote for brexit
>destroy the country

we warned you, now enjoy.

Does anyone else feel totally unreal?
The terrorist attacks, mass immigration, the obvious and constant lies

Now when the pm is at deaths door I feel nothing

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Send dick pic or no balls

Yeah I like him but he really is a mediocre Minister, you can see he is shitting it. I've always been in the Gove Cove.

Too bad they didn't close pools in time...

user, do you think he's quare?

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Iain and Boris are friends.

this lad gets it lads

The left are truly demonic.

I've never felt more alive, and if you don't feel the same, you're not cut out for the wonders that await us.

Boss level move desu. Still say we should nuke them though.

World War 3: Chinese Destruction Edition unironically when

Tell her she can worship your dick instead of Allah.

alright everything aside
post >yfw Boris actually fucking dies

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SHOOK

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based
cringe as fuck

THIS IS THE WAY

PM lisa when ?

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Yes.
Yes again.

Thats what they want. Desensitize you so when they start introducing the dystopian shit they really want you wont even be fazed by it.

Sending well wishes from across the pond, Boris. Take the Trump pills, quick!

The left what?

Would love to hack her icloud account.

Boris was already Mayor of London

Raabbi has got it all under control, Israel is in No. 10

if it can kill someone still full of energy, who no doubt has access to the very best healthcare, a direct line to a squadron of GPs and every other sort of priority treatment, then it'll do you in too

Its fucking over. It really is.

You know how the government like to 'warm us up' for things - this is no different.

Read between the lines - there's no reason to announce he's gone to ICU "as a precaution" - he would have been given level of care far above ICU levels anyway on arrival. You just don't announce that unless it's serious or worse.

To announce he's in ICU as a precaution is to warm us up to further announcements.

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It's not like he was Churchill or JFK or anything. He was an opportunistic, visionless, talentless twat

>could this whole global pandemic just be a cover so they can kill bojo and stop brexit?
hmmmmmm

Can't bite the hand that feeds you. Besides, almost everyone is on the payroll.

Boris Johnson? More like Buried Johnson

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Muh dick

>McVey
>flesh

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There's only one man who can save us now

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cretin

not so fast, sniffy

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Even if its not a hot war they will reap the whirlwind for this, Century of Humiliation 2 Electric Bugaloo

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youtube.com/watch?v=EdwB-gKQPek

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piss off you Corbyn-cock munching leftie communist, you'd sell this country out to China for a sack of rice and a mung bean

You can't say that! The former is Sinophobic and the latter homophobic! I've reported this comment to the constabulary.

SEVERELY SHOOK

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They raise up heroes in our final moments.
Only to slaughter them, demoralizing us forever.
We will enter full clownworld soon.

When a bunch of chavs die because of OD'ing it's hardly murder.

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i'm completely drained of indignation or care

> he's going to die

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Calling it now, Boris dies from Chinas lies.

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Same could have been said for Franz Ferdinand, and look what that little fuckup caused.

Moderate kek

WAR WITH CHINA IN 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 ...

if only you new how bad things really are

What about Indian mummy?

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Exactly.

you mean like the tories are doing??????

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Call her a fat cow and hang up

>According to Popbitch, Raab’s ‘former staffers confessed in 2018 that they used to have a running contest between them to see how many a’s they could slip into his last name on official documents (they claim their record was five).’
kek

So if he does croak, what will his legacy be?

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So how fucked is the UK if this Raab character takes over??? Is he a lightweight neo-liberal??

Please be kind lads. He's someones dad, son, he means something to many people.

I hate to say this but odds now are that he dies. 51%-49%. He has his age going for him but the fact that he’s a man and overweight work against him.

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Reading Dom's wiki he seems like an upgrade

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Opposite

cheering is the normal reaction when traitors die, you should seek help desu

It's the Chinks fault

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kek if Boris does die even lefties will revere him for having given unlimited bennies during this pandemic, they'll use him as an example of "why can't Tories be like Boris used to be? Boris was the one Tory I liked"

screencap this

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He's just had the call from Bibi telling him he's the PM now but don't tell anyone until morning.

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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I genuinely hope he dies a cruel and horrible death. May he gasp for air for hours as his lungs fill with fluent as he coughs up blood and phlegms.

A man who did in 6 months what a dithering old twat couldn't do in 3 years.

so fucking hot. I want her as PM just so I can look at her.

anyone else want Boris to kick the bucket just to see how fucked things would get

youtube.com/watch?v=G9uylCx5k7U

getting killed by the plague he deliberately allowed to spread because waaah we can't let virgin airlines go under

Lads here have been surprisingly decent.

twitter.com/PritiDomPatel

no thanks

and the pigeons cry...

C O U P
O
U
P

> retarded senseless haircuted retards
>heros
Mkay

Daily reminder boris is also Cameron's cousin.

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This.

They'll probably announce next he's been put on a ventilator "as a precaution".

Mate, you don't get put on a fucking ventilator "as a precaution". You get put on a ventilator because you literally cannot breathe on your own.

Yeah he doesn't look too upbeat

i just cried over boris
his pregnant fucking girlfriend with his first child

jesus
he actually cared about this country and making us proud of it again

its literally heartbreaking
i dunno why but he became like a weird father figure through this. and i respect him for always putting on a brave optimistic face to not worry anybody

if he dies i might unironically call my first son Alexander

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Rugby tackling someone during a charity football match

based neil actually doing his job

yea he is proper shooked

quick lets give Taiwan a military guarantee

Get well, Boris!
It's a shame, I heard spirits were high after the Queen's address. Was it good?

She's the only brown woman I wanna smash
She even makes tommy robinson coom for her

He's gonna be FINE. This is just a PRECAUTIONARY STEP. They just want to be CAREFUL with the fucking PRIME MINISTER. He's NOT GOING TO DIE. Just a PRECAUTION in case something does get worse.

She's an unlikeable spacker

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So much for the world war two spirit...

Boris has only got one ball
Rishis [are] so very small
Raab so very similar
And Gove has no balls at all

he's not too bad and has made some vaguely anti immigration statements previously. His father is a Czech jew, but he had a strong English and Anglican upbringing.
In this shit hole, it's the best we can hope for realistically

Not funny

I can't stop laughing when they say "viral load"

its pritti pattel for me

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holy based
I can't imagine the salt they'll get for that

Plus his immune system is probably fucked from the sheer stress of this whole situation.

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Found one of the lost tribes.
The cimmerians, come the Cimbri. Cross from Sumeria, North to Jutland. To England where Cumbria is and Cymru Wales and the South West of England which is named Combe(s) everywhere.

Just like the tribe of Dan and the Hebrews they named the land after their migration. The Coomers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cimmerians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cimbri

We have found 3 so far.

Mistress Magpie for PM

yeah dude it's just a prophylactic ICU stay it's a nothing burger

blacks the ripper r.i.p!!

it's either cummings making a very good play in terms of electability and confidence in government, or he's probably 51% going to die

NO BORIS

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>being killed by your own advice

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2012 Olympics and hard Brexit, also did some great documentaries about Ancient Rome

youtube.com/watch?v=13ucvDpm31o

>intensive care is a precaution

Based American academic

God I just want her to call me pathetic and smirk at me

and rich man's diet, cocaine, drinking and being fat

>t. Dr Andrew Neil

Gay

>looks like his face is stuck to the edge of the image
wtf

he was a literal stupid nutjob who despise the ANGLOs more than anyone but still an ANGLO himself, good ridance, what a pathetic "leader" lol !

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>"oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck "

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simply precautionary

>5 or 6

every time

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So how the fuck did that oaf Charles get through it but Boris can't

At first I was like take it on the chin then I was dead.

>his first child

doesn't he have four? or five? or six? he doesn't acknowledge a couple of them?

>When you're halfway through smoking a joint and you're told to go live on the BBC in 2 minutes

Why?

You got a Lion's heart

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Oy you cheeky wanker etc

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1247256016187768833?s=20

Lads

You know he's telling the truth

he won't die some 100 year old granny just walked it off the biggest danger to people is from the police interfering with them going about their free and lawful business

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Someone here said he had pneumonia when he was younger, probably one of the reasons why he is in ICU.

Exactly what he was saying about 5 minutes before that BBC interview.

stop calling me gay you fucking cunt i am not a fucking man just gas yourself already newfag niggeer

>french
lol, ew

>already discussing his legacy

NO NO NO

kek

I was in the bath you cheeky cunt.

practically no one survives once they're on a ventilator

dunno where 50% figure comes from, it's bs

I was watching some blue tits making a nest in the box I have on the back fence today. They are fucking relentless. They have not stopped building the nest for about 2 weeks now, every second of light they are in and out of the fucking thing, working around the clock to build a nest for their family. When the Mrs lays the eggs, they will then work around the clock feeding the young so they are healthy enough to fledge, and ultimately grow strong enough to follow in their parents shoes. If they don't, their species will die. How do socialists not understand birds?

I'm still waiting for the nigger riots I was promised.

Gay and cringepilled

That's the face of a man that's just been made PM and had emergency intelligence briefings

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who the fuck is black the ripper

See, this is at the heart of the Conservative ideology: egoism. You don't care until it personally affects yourself. In fact all actual measures undertaken so far by this government have actually been a response to Johnson personally being affected and developing symptoms. Otherwise this charade would have continued for another 2 weeks until the body bags would have piled up.

He will be avenged.

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I would feel great if I wasn’t taking care of my paranoid mother who already misinterprets the lies from the media about the virus. There was a post earlier of how somebody’s mother released their dogs outside because the news said a tiger got coronavirus. I can empathize with the son in that situation.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Just another one of his kids that's not getting a father either.

Wonder if Raab will have to write the Letters of Last Resort?

Might be needing them soon.

IM NOT A FUCKING MAN

FUCK

OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE STREAM

also his finest moment, host of HIGNFY

youtube.com/watch?v=trE_bkWUFsE

let's hope he's ok

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is are Nige the only person left who can capture both the tory and labour heartland vote?

The buzz of the London traffic echoes as a quiet hum around the high ceilings of the wood panelled room you’ve been led into. You wait in trepidation. A young fast stream civil service graduate, this will be your first meeting with the minister, and your colleagues have warned you.

Suddenly the door swings open and Priti Patel storms in. Her face is awash with rage as she shouts. “Useless! Why are they all so useless?”

She strides to her seat and takes it before she notices you. “And who are you?” Her voice tinged with venom. “Your...your new deputy private secretary, Minister” you stammer.

“So this is what they’re sending now” she spits. She stretches her stockings clad legs and you notice a glint in her eyes. “Well, let’s see if you’re up to standard. Why are you still standing? Kneel!”

This is your first placement and you can’t afford to lose it. You get on your knees and wince in agony and ecstasy as she digs her heel into your crotch...

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>
parle pas on a micron

He is the prime minister, they'll always have a bed for him or her.

>his pregnant fucking girlfriend with his first child


Lmao, as if this deadbeat schmuck has ever cared about his spawn.

I mean no.10 aren't leveling with us but BJ is in charge of a nuclear weapon state, I think he might get to jump the queue

Keep calm and carry on soldier, we're winning. The battlefield is your neighborhood.

Your pathetic user, now come and rub my feet.

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Don't worry mate I'll look after his missus.
She'll have more babies and I'll name them all Boris, even the girls.

I don't fancy your chances

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They're coming, give it a month.

>idolize Boris
>pledge to name your son Alexander
>in honor of Boris

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Spoken like a true soulless commie
probably single yourself
>spawn
cringe

I wonder if people living through the Cold War gave as less of a fuck about impending nuclear war than we do

Guys, Downing Street says this is just a precaution. He's the PM, of course they're gonna do everything they can. Let's stop acting like he's on death's door. You guys have free health care, what's one bed? It's not like they're missing out on profits or something.

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Raab looked like he'd shit his pants in his bit

doesn't look good lads

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They don't take someone to hospital on a Sunday evening as a precautionary measure, nor do they put someone in intensive care for the same reason.

Me and the mrs are loving it don't want it to end tbf.

The viral load he took was huge

It is almost never a good thing to joke about one's health or death.

You are all good lads, I believe it

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That's an alien in manskin

>Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (/ˈfɛfəl/;[7] born 19 June 1964) is a British politician, writer, and former journalist serving as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party since 2019

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That's Boris' name

Don't worry my doods he will live I just know it

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COMETH THE HOUR, COMETH THE MAN

Why is no one asking these questions?

Make it stop

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Why though?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM BECAUSE I LIKE HIM
lmao
when did Yas Forums turn into a bunch of snowflake boomers

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Well in case anyone wondered if this were a biological weapon, if Johnson peace's out, we'll know right after.

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How much do you pay per year for your health insurance

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I always imagined Pritis toes to taste like Bombay mix.

Honestly I thought the first time I'd cry for a 'celebrity' death would be Old Liz.

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Quick question ,
seeing that im a member of the conservative party , if boris dies could the queen make me the next prime minister?


ALSO NUKE CHINA

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Fuck me he literally looks shell-shocked. Like clinically.

He's gonna die by the weekend.
Herd immunity, some people have to die for the greater good of society.

he martyred himself for this country whether you like it or not

whether you think his churchill obsession went too far or not, he didn't give up or surrender land yeah i respect him for that so fuck off

you dont know what youre talking about

Actually perfect

>the british constitution doesn't have a continuity of government procedure

lmao

>leaf

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Enjoy your "heard immunity" you fat, spineless, sycophant.
Dying from viral pneumonia is like drowning to death.
Fuck You

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>I think he's fine and this is propaganda to encourage people to stay indoors and save lives

I haven't ruled this out as a possibility, but their narrative doesn't seem strong enough to be fake. If he dies, it will confirm this isn't a gayop. If he survives, then I'll be suspicious it was.

>Sounds like you’re a bit of a cunt tbqh

People that abuse their power, betray their people and use the monopoly of violence that state has to ruin the lives of nation of its subjects deserves a cruel fate. I thought a lolberg like you would understand that at least. Boris brought it himself, this is his own doing and he deserves it. He could have closed borders in January, he put markets and lobbying before His people, now he pays the price. It is a delicious irony.

>fucking this, probably owen jones

Owen jones and his ilk will be putting out gay little RIP messages if Boris clogs it. Radlibs are cynical dispassionate scum who hate us. The true Nationalist enjoys seeing justice served to those who deserve it and bring it upon themselves. No one killed Boris, except Boris. He did this to himself.

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