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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470975-1/
youtu.be/XJyCc8QbWAE
>War Room Weekly! 4/5/20
youtu.be/IAX4g1tXFAo
>DefSec Esper on ThisWeekABC 4/5/20
youtu.be/KEuEv09Me9U
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 4/5/20
youtu.be/AVI9JdHdGoU
>SG Adams on FoxNews 4/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147303412001
>SG Adams on FoxNewsSun 4/5/20
youtu.be/1qdoa_V19zQ
>SG Adams on MtP 4/5/20
youtu.be/QrQLRMDzftw
>FDACommr Hahn on SunMornFutures 4/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147232536001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on C-SPAN Q&A 4/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470853-1/
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 4/5/20
youtu.be/jJSfz7POzM8
>Bannon on SunMornFutures 4/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147243192001
>Giuliani on SunMornFutures 4/5/20
youtu.be/mlqzaIDnWFQ (pt1)
youtu.be/4Z0KApWswbQ?t=975 (pt2)
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Michael Knowles (Lara) 4/5/20
youtu.be/1aByHWTc1XU
>Give People Hope 3/31/20
youtu.be/IW3bJvZANBc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/4/20
c-span.org/video/?470970-1/
youtu.be/mntBUWX3gi0
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/4/20
youtu.be/Nar325J_iwM
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/4/20
youtu.be/4Zj_IjiBZpc
>EnSec Brouillette on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/M1wYG45qrbs
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/t3QvoyLJtQg

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DON'T THINK JUST BUY

realclearpolitics.com/articles/2020/03/28/medicare_for_all_scares_me_more_than_coronavirus_142779.html

MAGA

Why is HRC still breathing?

a story told in two tweets
1/2

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>302

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2/2

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First to AWOO?

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Anyone else here a retard that didn't buy the dip?

AWOO~

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Since she basically lives in exile, nobody gave her the coof yet.

Contraception is treason!

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archive that shit

Oh noes!

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>black face
haaaaaahahahahaha

You bought the dip, didn't you, user?

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The Bernout seethe if he drops will be legendary

lel

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That is a rare awoo.

kek
MAGA
kek

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how are the jews rigging the stock market to go up? what's the end game there? they can't prop it up for 6 months, can they?

>look guys the stock market is up!
>trumps winning!!!

Well it better be after we artificially inflated it with 4 trillion and then threw 2 trillion into the economy.

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Nope. But I did buy at the peak, so my dip buying is recovering my losses. Zero sum.

:^)

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Is Boris gonna make it lads?
Whats going to happen if Boris kicks the can?

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Reminder kids: Hydroxychloroquine/Azithromycin combination treatment doesn't work. No actual doctor believes it does. Trials thus far are basically showing them to produce the same results as placebos. Only politicians are claiming otherwise. Let's stop spreading lies by the Trump administration.

lol that was written by a Holocaust-American, which Canda is full of btw

From last thread

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EAT THE BUGS EUROPOOR

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Of course, biggest opportunity in years

Oddly enough it's one of my older ones

D'oh!

Presser at 5 PM ET

WH live stream:

>youtube.com/watch?v=bJdnak4ZXDs

Brexit gets cancelled

Xi is a fat nigger because he stuffs himself with dog penises. Never forget.

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NO! DAMMIT YOU FILTHY GOYIM, WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?

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this fucking timeline, i swear

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>retard doesn't know how inflation works
homestuck child detected

he a gud boi

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LOL

Was this guy a black facer once?

No.

The British Empire 2 begins.

>oh no, I have a slightly higher than average chance of dying. Better kill myself!

You retards that keep spamming this are hilarious

Take the 2-Second IQ Test!

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>1075 dead
I wonder if trump will talk about his ratings today

>Whats going to happen if Boris kicks the can?
The EU will delay Brexit negotiations for another 20 years, that's what.

i hope so, it would be really fucking gay if he went down like this and so early in his admin

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Canada will starve if the US falls. I'm not sure why they'd be rooting for that.
Yes, please continue infighting.

He'll be fine.

Is he holding out for two houses this time?

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> my two children who have cystic fibrosis
Isn't that a genetic disorder? Let the freaks die.

>Spain did it first

American innovation is dead.

what in the fuck

Apparently there was a shill poll yesterday that said 80% would support Biden, while 15% support Trump. Yes that will help Trump a ton, but Before it was saying

"You're doing yeoman's work."
OK, that is the second time I have heard this stupid phrase. What does it mean and will this be the catchphrase for the next two years?

Bernie will be the Dem Nom.
You heard it here.

The stock market is now about 6,000 points higher than it was under Obongo. By the election it will probably be up about 10,000-11,000 over obongo.

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>Better buy goy before you miss the dip!
Seriously, I think the market will fall out again in May when the next job #s report hits. We can't have 6 - 7 million people out of work with the rest sitting home for 18 months without serious issues

MIGA

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Weekend ones were boring let's hope things pick up. He needs to get the ball rolling on ousting Fauci and outing Cuomo. I ain't wanna be shut down no more Mr. President!

>The British Empire 2 begins.
The best they could do is annex ireland

>coonman's wife stopped the moonwalking
Can't ever have fun things with wimmin around

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That's the goal

Eugenics at work

Apparently a lot of the claims were fake news. Yes hes hospitalized, but the ventilator nonsense is debunked. Hes a VIP, hes going to get special treatment.

>implying yeoman aren't lazy fucks who don't do anything

I saw he wasn’t on a ventilator and moving him to the icu was precautionary.

YEAH BABY

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it's just how New Yorkers say human

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that is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange eons even death may die

>more dollars in rotation doesn't lower the value
>more buying power from citizens doesn't raise the price of products

hello nigger.

all (You) buddy

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Whatever happened to catlicks like that guy who tended to the lepers in Hawaii. Father Damien was it?

Now, the first hint of a memevirus and they abandon the faithful.

You need your head examined with a 45

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>Seems Bernie supporters are the biggest cucks and they always give in
That was never in doubt

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I'm pretty sure every investor right now views this as temporary and sees it as a great time to take advantage of the wild swings.

Boomer

>Imagine being less trustworthy then an assclown

Every time he speaks the polls magically become about even. The hiding until november strat can't work though.

>Whats going to happen if Boris kicks the can?
Conspiraniggers will claim it somehow proves the virus isn't real, and that Boris was actually killed by Q for being a deep state black hat pizzafag.

LOOOOOL!!! Nope.

Commies get the bullet

imagine being a paid shill on /ptg/ threads on Yas Forums when people are getting 1k/week on unemployment right now
fucking losers

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wow thanks!

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Q predicted this post.

>He doesnt know whats going on

woah wudda hod chigg :DDD

Chink tier cruelty

>destroy as many individual lives as you can to stuff your useless pleb maw

ugh

That entire saga:
>Coonman wants to kill babies
>media brings out blackface story to revert outrage
>Leftie politicians demand he resigns
>Lt. Governor gets accused of rape
>Whole mess is quickly swept under the rug

Lookner has now graduated from banning people who yell at him to banning people who criticize the news or post "conspiracy theories". Congrats Agenda Free TV!

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>what is paying the money back to the fed
Have you checked currency markets lately? The dollar can absolutely take some inflation right now, retard

The assclown, obviously.

Nice at this rate we will be back at our original crash date of 2025.

>his own black face mask

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Kwin een?

>his claim that it's basically a cure-all

When did he claim this?

>the bullet
Terribly inefficient, old sport, better to chain the doors at their meetings and burn them alive.

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FUCK THAT BITCH

is this the year women begin to learn their place again?

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This is BBC television from London. Normal programming has been suspended...

He's so amazing!

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He didn't, they decided that he said that, and so it's true.
That's how they work.

Couldn't let the Republican who was 3rd in line become Gov, it'd set a precedent for fairness in treatment.

I hope they try to weekend at bernie’s his corpse

I hope he has a new angle to spice it up a bit.
>Do constitutional carry please Mr. President.

shit like that is why i wish Republicans would grow a fucking spine.
Dems don't care yet Reps think they can outclass them by being morally correct to a crowd that will hate them no matter what

lemme guess, he did all the work for a while when she was aspiring to be a musician and contributing no money to the marriage?

she had better get singing
that alimony isnt gonna pay itself

It's okay, the doctors marked them down as covid deaths.

BTFO

>then he was re-elected

Holy shit, lmao
Did she call the judge a fat cunt double-nigger or something? How did she fuck up this case so badly?

oh my god this is amazing

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The man is a criminal and should be tried and convicted for crimes against humanity by the ICC at the very least and not just for Corona-chan

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDDDE

I stopped watching after his foaming at the mouth. How the hell does he still have viewers?

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>what happend after the 2008 bailouts

They didn't prepare because they knew they would get bailed out again.

Not to mention they force monopolies and prevent small businesses from every raising.
There will never be another aerospace research company that can take over boeing since they are protected by the government.

That's why no company prepared in advance for 1-3 months of work.

You do realize that the reserve isn't the government right and that we borrow that money from them which actually doesn't exist because we aren't allowed to audit it correct?

They are literally creating slave labour from nothing.
Are spics really this low IQ?

Declare the ATF nonessential and furlough them all indefinitely.