/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2989 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

>73k DEAD

LITERALLY JUKING THE STATS

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based goodhearted Boris

shaking hands with everyone even though he knows the risk

british decency at it's best

>brother says he cant taste food
>mom starts to coof occasionally
i-is it happening bros...

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Empty hospitals

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I want this ride to end now

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youtube.com/watch?v=QrzIkjnooO4&feature=emb_logo

Spanish police using a fucking helicopter to fine a guy that was walking alone in the middle of nowhere, and thus "breaking the rules".
Neighbors celebrating.
Remember to clap at sharp and that you may be reported if you don't show enough enthusiasm.

What the fuck. Is BoJo kill?

>Chinese outbreak
Hmm, expected
>Iran, one of the primary obstacles in the way of Jewish hegemony in the Middle East quickly becomes second worst hit country
Oh, that was unexpected. But surely this is just a coincidence
>European elderly start dropping like flies, giving future arguments for "population replacement" more credit in the eyes of people who seek the genocide of the white race
Okay this is starting to become suspicious
>European governments push for laws that can (and will) be abused in the future in case of rising dissent
Alright, somethings up
>The U.S becomes the epicenter of the Coronavirus right before re-election time, just in time to """"discredit Trumps management of the crisis""""
Yup, the jews are involved somehow
>Boris Johnson, largely credited for Brexit (We all know it was really Nigel Farage, but still), which was the single biggest blow against the globalist project the EU, gets sick with Coronavirus
Yup, this is jewish engineered alright
>Boris Johnson ICU & potential death
Lmao could this get any more blatant?

I never thought I'd go down the conspiracy route regarding this, but here we are

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Fake stats

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check this friend
youtu.be/7vLPefHYWpY

>source: random nobody on tw*tter

>1,324,907 infected
>73,703 dead
>Boris Johnson about to die
>Majority of world under lockdown
>Soaring unemployment in US
Literally a nothing-burger.

Fake hospitals

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Des deaths iz fake fo sho

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theguardian.com/world/video/2020/mar/27/i-shook-hands-with-everybody-says-boris-johnson-weeks-before-coronavirus-diagnosis-video

DEATH FOR ALEXANDER "BORIS" DE'PFEFFEL JOHNSON WHEN?

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But there is no real way of knowing which hospitals are better at this time. Some experimental treatment regimes might be better in some random ass hospitals. But for sure they would put him on ECMO if need be.

You actually think they wouldn't do this?

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Deys be mo fake deaths

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A Guide To Designing Low-Cost Ventilators for COVID-19
> A Guide To Designing Low-Cost Ventilators for COVID-19
A Guide To Designing Low-Cost Ventilators for COVID-19
> A Guide To Designing Low-Cost Ventilators for COVID-19

youtu.be/7vLPefHYWpY

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Pretty sure the guy is pozzed and is supposed to stay home.

Spanish media telling everyone they must tape off the valves of their ffp2 and ffp3 masks.
Please comply.

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Remember to thank this man, Yas Forums.
This man is removing monkey men from Brazil.

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Fake tests

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Only 50% survive intensive care. He is kill.

When I was 15 I went on a road trip with my family, for 8 days in a row I spent 12 hours in a car. All this constant travel caused severe constipation that resulted in a hospital trip after not pooing for 8 days.

I was in so much pain I couldn't even walk. After being given the strongest laxatives possible, I finally did a 2kg poo. It hurt so badly i cried. I always thought that was the biggest amount of shit to ever leave someone until I opened this nothing burger general.

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Ok boomer

God I wish that was me

PLEASE LIVE BORIS

THE POST-CORONA-POST-BREXIT WORLD NEEDS YOUR EXPERIENCE

49.9% for all UK Covid-19 patients who required critical care.

link?

disgusting fucking leaf

COULD YOU PLEASE BAN THIS BOT/SPAMMER?

Every single thread he spams the same shit. Over and fucking over.

Here you are faggots how come you not on page 1 anymore?
You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

>Malik Ofori: random jewtuber nobody
>CBS News: needed footage to show while talking, later admitted their mistake
Why are you so desperate to make this look fake?

>1330492 infected
>73872 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Imagine producing one of these and having to shove it down your moms throat. Doubt you have the balls

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>Only 30k new cases today in USA.

Yeah, I'm thinking this is over before it even started. Nothingburger.

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no he'll live
take your meds aamiina

When will sportsball, theme parks, and vacation resorts come back?

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This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. I want my minute back

Yes

Something for in the OP, Argiebro?

DANISH LOCKDOWN PROLONGED TO MAY 10'TH

ALL BORDERS REMAIN SHUT. ALL FESTIVALS THIS SUMMER CANCELLED BY THE GUBERMENT. LITTLE KIDS (UP TO AGE 12) CAN NOW GO TO SCHOOL.

ALL EXAMS CANCELLED THIS SUMMER FOR HIGH SCHOOL AND JUNIOR HIGH

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This is all so tiresome. When will the world get revenge on the chinks?

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The experience of being fucked by corona-virus for virtue signaling? Shaking hands with a bunch of infected is still virtue signaling

Oh no someone is going against the msm narrative the cvg loves to deepthroat, jannies pls help

HOLY SHIT, THE LOUISIANA GOVERNOR JUST SAID OVER 70% OF THE DEATHS FROM THE VIRUS ARE BLACK.

NIGGERS ARE GETTING BTFO LITERALLY

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do you really need to be so disgusting?

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I've got a plague doctor mask on the way, along with other attire to go with it. I'm going to be going to infected hot spots in california, I'll be live streaming all of it, and I want to do something, what should I do? I thought of maybe handing out zinc pills and made paper towel masks, Leave recommendations please. Might be starting stream this thursday or next thursday

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As soon as America repays Africa for Slavery and then China can deduct the payment from what is owed for the Opium war and ransacking of the Summer Palace.

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I didn't wash my hands after taking in the mail. How fucked am I?

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>LITTLE KIDS (UP TO AGE 12) CAN NOW GO TO SCHOOL.
Based, can't wait for them to die.

If it's life or death...
Watch me

My mistake, that's the survival rate

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take your meds

No, the guy is not a positive case because we aint' testing shit. We only test those about to die basically. And politicians and famous people.
He is literally just a dude living inna commieblock apartment going for some fresh air after weeks of unconstitutional house arrest.
You are not allowed to walk on the street to get fresh air, unironically you can if you walk your stupid dog or can proof that you are going to buy cigarettes.

Hope you already have a passport. The US is no longer issuing passports except for emergencies, 72 hours before you travel.

>flag
you're completely fucked, but I don't see the relation with mail

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How do they decide which little kid is the teacher? I guess the biggest one gets to be tacher?

RIP dude. Just don't touch tyrone before you go. Don't want to upset your wife.
(you're fine, go wash your hands with your bagged milk or whatever weird thing you guys use)

Are you gay or female?
Why the obsession with this upper class twit?
You know his name isn't Boris?
That's just a character he plays
It's actually Alexander de'Pfeffel Johnson

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Don't respond to the AnCap bot/schizo. Posts the same pasta in every thread.

those are working in korea.

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Approach Mexican kids.

How's the weather in Richmond, B.C., Chink?

shut the fuck off nigger.

Vitamin C user

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What the fuck is happening with sweden...

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How does that explain the outbreak in zion with the black hats acting like retarded Typhoid Marys?

I thought niggers were supposed to be immune, what happened Yas Forums???

POTUS STREAM WHEN BROS?

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EVEN THOUGH THEY MAKE FOR LIKE WHAT % OF THE POPULATION??? THE VIRUS IS RAYCIST MANG

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HOLY SHIT IS BOJO REALLY IN THE ICU??

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People will probably freak if you try to hand them pills now I think on it. Paper towel masks would be funny, make sure to have some sage or herbs burning as well. Gots to burn out that malaise yo

Last time you posted this you wrote 6 hours, and we all made fun of you for not being able to handle a 6 hour car trip. Now you double it to 12.

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Go away

Great, we already know children are asymptomatic superspreaders. Maybe they can go visit oma and opa.

HOLY
FUCKING
BASED
>twitter.com/vox_es/status/1247140632201748485
SPANISH COMMIEFAGGOTS SCREECHING ALL OVER TWITTER

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>stolen
>by black

LMAO

He’s been sick for 16 days, he’s nearly immune, all the Brits will thank him with a “Yippee!” When they reach peak immunity as well!

butt stuff, generally

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WILL POST THE DUMP OF ALL THE HAZMAT EDITS I'VE COLLECTED (COUNTING OVER 3000) WHEN WE HIT THREAD NO. 3000.

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Yeah

DANISH NORMIES ARE REVOLTING

THEY DON'T WANT THE GUBERMENT TO FORCE THEM INTO NEET LIFESTYLE ANOTHER MONTH

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Most cucked country on the face of the planet. And they like it. Its like people from Portland who say its not all faggot antifa SJWs

we getting confoosing information as well. Apparently, valve mask do filter intake, but dont filter outtake. So we're supposedly protected, while others still breathe our unfiltered shit.
This is just for some type of masks, that are for construction workers that only have to filter dust, mold, asbestos and other flying fuckeries.
Taping off the valve lowers the unfiltered air outtake, but doesn't make them overall 'safer' as they could be not 100% face tight.
Shits fucked up yo, look it up

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they had an eugenics program, but it failed, produced sissies instead of ubermenschen

70% of Louisiana is black since the 1860's

>"Can I see it?"
>"...No."

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sweden must be purged.

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Fuck off. Threads are spammy enough as it is without bots flooding them.

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>POTUS STREAM WHEN BROS?

Right here.

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Decadence.

IS HE INTUBATED?

sorry older image

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Fuck China

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Thanks Hans. does this include the other hazmat types as well or nah?

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Isn't Louisiana one of those majority black southern shithole states though?

Hier haste noch unseren Shikikan.

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i keep hearing shit about this next week being the 'peak' is this true /cvg/ ?

nice try, faggot. he posts the same exact thing every thread with the intent to derail. that's not contributing, that's not discussion, it's spamming.

>his name isn't Boris?
bullshit, on nash Baris, Baris Dzhonson, blyat!

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that's the only thing you have on him, making fun of his nickname

b-but i thought denmark was the HAPPIEST country in the planet.
surely they can be happy inside, right?

>LITTLE KIDS (UP TO AGE 12) CAN NOW GO TO SCHOOL.
Based accelerationists creating hundreds of super spreaders

the most cucked country in all europe.

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Probably

how many courics is that?

Bojo left breathless after seeing the beauty of Corona firsthand

>18 months after collapse of most cities
>last remaining government (your choice) finds out your immune
>boom
>crash
>bang
>you're blackbagged
>A battery of tests are ran and your blood is interesting but they find out your semen is the most potent source
>you are required to repopulate the earth one fertile qt at a time
>but you're saving yourself for marriage
>post yfw

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About Chink virus they are forsaking their old in favor of the "new Swedes".
I wish I was kidding.

lol i knew it was the case

YES
SPILL ONTO THE STREETS
SPREAD THE FILTH

Yes he is user. Not on a ventilator yet, however he has received “oxygen support” whatever that means. They’re reporting he’s still concious which infers that ventilator support is not required yet. One has to be wary of the NHS which is full of cultural marxists and vibrants who all want him to die.

Do you make hazmats?

If he's intubated his chances of survival are like, 30%

Well, there is a report for spam/spambot option.

You couldn't be more wrong on the population replacement argument you're trying to make. The whole reason why the EU is importing all of Africa and ME is because we supposedly can't afford to pay for the pensions of elderly in the near future. Too many old people and too few working people. Of course the stupidity of it is that immigrants don't work, but it's an argument that works with lefties.
Old people dying means they can't use this argument anymore to bring in more immigrants. It's great.
And we can only hope that corona starts hitting the refugee camps soon, because those guys ain't prepared at all, which makes corona even better.

Gonna be high energy press briefing with the Prez lads

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Thunderdome

For the US it's very dependent on where you are, and it's all ultimately predictions and models. But yes, a lot of places expect something in the next two weeks here.

>If he's intubated his chances of survival are like, 30%

I hope he dies in excruciating agony.

Saved

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like 32.23% blacks and 70% black death from the virus.

Yes, all kinds of hazmats.
Woah, I don't have that one yet, thx!

Will we see the collapse of the US lads? I was kind of hoping for higher death rates than this

Redpill me!
>What if i just wait another 2 weeks?
>What do i have to expect?

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Which peak are you refering to, the first, second, third or fourth one?

Imagine being afraid of a common coronavirus

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that means he put on the mask

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Imagine the smell

If we could sell the salt that tweet produced, we would be rich.

What's going on? I don't speak spanish.

>Make logical post
>"tAke YoUR MeDS xD"
Fuck off cunts lol

It is a real pandemic after all, naturally it can't be 100% controlled.

>Old people dying means they can't use this argument anymore to bring in more immigrants. It's great.
From your and mine perspective, yes. But consistency in arguments presented for massimmigration hasn't exactly been the strong suit of The Jews, simply because they don't need to be consistent and coherent.

>”oh no, someone doesn’t like the smell of massive piles of shit in their living room?”
>”wahhh cry for jannies so they clean up these massive piles of shit wahhh”

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WHERE YOU AT YOU JEW FUCKER

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I've made some, but I'm more into collecting, to preserve, what I think is history.

Massive imbreeding imbound

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He will be sedated so he wont feel a thing. Beyond the terror of knowing that once sedated he may never wake up.

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Checked and brappilled.

What?
Only thing on Johnson?
Who is Darius Guppy?

Our PM just dun goofed

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Prove that paper is valid.

This ride never ends.

Crashing clown world with no survivors.

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Is England kill?

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>Right-wing party makes a photoshop of a picture putting coffins, to critic the communist goverment in charge
>left twitter screeching for it, including the original author of the pic

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8 hours ago he only had a fever and mild cough, how'd it change so fast?

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the logical outcome of heresy

That bot is spamming the MSM narrative. Notice how every single thing he posts is a clickbait article. The MSM is still downplaying this. Meanwhile, those of us intelligent enough to read actual medical journals are convinced that this shit is gunna get bad.

>This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
This is the most retarded opinion you have ever seen yet

>"NO SE PUEDE GRABAR!"

LMAO THE COPS GET SALTY EVEN ABOUT THE FILMING,THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EUROPOORS

>UK FOREIGN SECRETARY DOMINIC RAAB SAYS "THERE IS AN INCREDIBLY STRONG TEAM SPIRIT BEHIND THE PRIME MINISTER AND WE'RE MAKING SURE THAT WE GET ALL THE PLANS HE HAS INSTRUCTED US TO DELIVER IMPLEMENTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE"- SKY

Oh man his death is already a forgone conclusion

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I have no idea how this isn’t absolutely throat-raping Philadelphia

>the government is now claiming lives of those who didn't die of Corona Virus, lablelled as died by Corona.
I don't think anybody is going to be labelled died a natural death now. the projections are a lie if you think about it.

Boris' friend

It's really not user. Quite possibly the whitest major metro area on the west coast. And the jewish hive is losing it's hold on the populace more everyday.

The kikes love Trump, take your meds Achmed

>t-take down my pic. I-it's mine,
>He literally said "you are not allowed to interpret it however you want."

Based

We're running low on sedation drips. NY is getting critically low. Restraints for everyone!

patience
we will win the deathbowl

No he's just there as a precaution incase he needs to be
He will be on oxygen with one of those small machines that helps regulate breathing

Little Fly , did you know some people like to fart in a jar with them on it? I remember you smell worse than the jar in question what should i do to overcome this crisis?

>why do some people just drop to the ground

You're a fucking idiot. Average age of ethnic Dutch people is well into the 50s. If the boomers die quickly and at once we'll be fucked demographically and democratically

Monkey men... uma delicia

>1 dead
>3.14259 recovered
Stop shilling this stupid bullshit already. This faggot little virus won’t cause a pandemic.

I feel like they read some 40k and thought slannesh was "metal as fuck" and trying to birth it.

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>ride
>ends
user, I ...

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kek cvg irreparably btfo like clock work every time by this poster as well as the laughable deathrate

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Wow you can read really fast

wont lie thats kinda hot for being a timeline

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imagine stopping the degenerateposting and killing yourself

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I just ate lunch but here’s your (you)

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You're already fucked demographically. Ethnic Dutch boomers aren't having any kids