Woah...he has a point

Reddit analogy, but the subtext is fantastic. This thing is delivering a one-two punch simultaneously making normies more nationalistic and demonstrating front and center the shitshow that is the kike kleptocracy.

I’ve seen Harry Potter and it’s nothing like it.

Boomers are only capable of thinking of things in terms of war (Coronavirus==war! doctors are the soldiers on the frontlines!)
Millenials think of everything in terms of fiction and pop culture. (Trump is just like Voldemart! US Government is the Ministry of Magic!)
Fuck I hate them all

My wife told me it's like watching Drimpengle make lermpeneks with Geldrean's nottlegrorts, so I beat her about the rib-cage with a telephone book. lol

I really wish these cockends would be forcibly made to read a different fucking book for once in their lives.

Kill these people

READ ANOTHER BOOK

Hahaha this post is totally the Finn from starwars of fourchan

she never read the shitty books, the WHO is acting like the MoM and Trump is acting like dumbledoor

Omg you are totally the Hermione Granger of this thread!!!

So your hubby's saying the government has been infiltrated by rich blood supremacists intent on turning everyone into their slaves?

Very baste.

Is this a Hairy Podder reference?

Explain to me the reference. I never read or watched that gay shit.

>Life is not like fucking Harry Potter.

in this case it is. It's literally the same mechanism.

>
Really generous of you guys to assume that they've even read the books.

Jesus christ Liberalism is a mind virus
>muh harry potters and star wars xD
what the fuck happened?

Powerfull

I've never read harry potter. AMA

What did he mean by this?

who fucking knows

kek

I wish I could pick her up by her feet and swing her head like a baseball bat into a light pole as hard as I can

Hehehe hodor

I dont get it

Niggers tongue my anus

Voldemort bad guy.
Therefore, Trump is like Voldemort because people say Trump bad.
That's honestly the extent of it.

I thought jk Rowling was cancelled for being on familiar terms with sexual dimorphism. Are they really giving a platform to that transphobic nazi?

Our founding fathers should have foreseen widespread federal dysfunction when they tried to set-up a federal government with limitless authority and responsibility for things like responding to disease. Those losers!

My wife's boyfriend told me that this is exactly like the hunger games meets avengers endgame meets the rise of Skywalker and I was like WHOA

>Reddit analogy, but the subtext is fantastic. This thing is delivering a one-two punch simultaneously making normies more nationalistic and demonstrating front and center the shitshow that is the kike kleptocracy.

It's turning more people away from nationalism. Nationalism is how most countries got into this mess in the first place. A more global approach would have resulted in no economic lockdowns at all, beyond the initial lockdown in China. Instead, each nation decided to trust the guidance and warnings of experts to varying degrees, and now we're seeing the results.

Guarantee this is going to result in yet another shift to a more globalized and less nation-centric world. And that's a good thing imo

Ineffectual.

>2 posts by this ID
>this thread was up just a couple of hours ago
Do your fucking job jannies.

fuck millennials and their star wars marvel universe cape faggotry references

This is just like that episode when the Three Stooges went to Auschwitz.

My husband's boyfriend just burst into tears and said this is just like the time Voldemort used the masturbation machine on Dumbledore.

Why does every one of these women use the word “husband” like I would talk about my dog or a two year old or something

Ok boomer

It was real in our minds

>"Watching the federal government deal with covid-19 is like watching the ministry of magic deal with voldemorts return,"

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I fucking hate people who live in this fantasy world all the time. You're in your late 30s and your whole entire personality revolves around a children's fantasy book about wizards. Grow the fuck up.

>In Harry Potter the bad guy was like that, and because this conservative is also like that, then he must be bad.

>In Harry potter doing Y worked, so we should also do Y in real life.

Liberals literally can't face the real world so they use fiction as a surrogate

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEE IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU ZOOMERS SHITTING UP THIS BOARD WITH YOUR

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Better than "my SO"

I don't know what "The best take of the month" is, but I sure as fuck know it doesn't involve Harry Potter.

The forced metaphor for racism doesn’t make any sense.

>HURRR THEY AREN’T FROM A WIZARD FAMILY BETTER KILL EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO TEACH THEM

JK can’t write

but you know it would just be lord of the rings if they had the choice.

Read. Another. Book.

You are kinda retarded aren't you? I mean, your dad, if he is still around that is, just hangs his head in shame when he deals with you doesn't he?

Haha so all you have to do to make a woman think you're profound during a discussion on politics, philosophy, current events, or just plain old everyday interpersonal conflict is to reference children's books and stuff on Netflix.

Can I fuck your wife?

Oh my god this is just like the episode of my little pony where friendly spice didn't want to share her toys with princess purple! And Trump is just like Evil Missy!

What is the ministry of magic and who is volmart? Save me a Google.

Imagine having any idea what she is talking about.

stories for children with no bearing on reality.

What is the ministry of magic and who is volmart? Is this that black super hero movie the niggers went nuts over? Save me a Google.

Oh it did post. Told me it didn't. Dafuq.

dealing with COVID-19 is literally not the federal government's job. Why are your state governments so fucking useless?

Look at how cool and hipster this guy is he doesnt know Harry Potter

Well done cool man

What was his name again?

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Coronavirus lockdown really does increase domestic violence!

Wow how funny and pop culture relatable they won Reddit.

I wonder if he’s been able to get onions with all the inventory problems at grocery stores lately. Also condoms for his wife’s boyfriend too.

So, falling apart at the seams and blaming each other the whole way down into the inferno?

Why the fuck is the left obsessed with Harry Potter to such a degree that they apply to EVERY single political event they blabber on about?

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What?

Children in adult bodies

Even now they manage to bring up Harry fucking Potter.

>Children in adult bodies
So that explains why so many of them want to molest kids...

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