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>ED MILIBAND RETURNS
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52187354

>BORIS JOHNSON MOVED TO INTENSIVE CARE
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52192604

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>Boris dies
>We find out this is man made virus
>WW3 begins

no. they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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embarassing

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POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HEARD THE NEWS

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so what is the life expectancy for an ICU COVID patient? Hours/days? Will we wake up tomorrow to a breaking news alert?

Time for revenge against the chinks.

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Seriously is Breathxit going to happen?

Good night sweet prince

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Based

>BoJo on deaths door
I sleep
>Milibot returns to the shadow cabinet
REAL SHIT?

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I bojo kicks it, that carrie birds back on the market though

I assume some NHS cunts are purposely killing boris?

LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY SO HE CAN BEAT THIS

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>it won’t leave China
>it’s just the flu
>herd immunity is a good idea
>it’s man made
>it’s caused by 5G
I’m no /cvg/ spastic but if you believe(d) any of the above you unironically need to get banned.

kek

'ate chinks
not racist
just don't like 'em

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>brexit cancelled
>conservatism cancelled
>banter cancelled
>the lads cancelled
>wetherspoons cancelled
fuck sake lads

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It's not fair lads, he was the best we could have realistically hoped for.

Why do we always lose?

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Imagine calling yourself a Brit and not wanting to destroy China.

Arguably.
This is why you lost your empire.

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any northumbrian nationalists around?

she's got it too though, kid will probably be a mong

not a real tweet?

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A legitimate happening

How many chinks for one Boris? 1 billion?

it's a confirmed bioweapon.

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digits and both queen and the blondie dies tomorrow

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>Miliband in
>Boris croaks

did negotiations fail?

inb4 nothing burger posters

When he was moved to hospital it was OK because it was "just for some tests"
Now he's been moved to the ICU it's OK because "he's conscious and not on a respirator".
He's going to die, isn't he.

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If Boris does actually die, what will that really mean?

Watch,all Labour voters will be cheering if he dies,showing that they indeed are the Toxic party,and I doubt anyone competent would want to vote for them ever again

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ffs show me your draft faces

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YES, well done Boris, well done Boris.

HOWEVER

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>conservative socialist
coincidence ?

roll

It is man made though. Even if it came from the wet markets it's because wet markets are man made.

Brexit is cancelled

Johnson got an early copy of FF7R and just wants to play it in peace.

I’m hiding my cat in the bunkerino until this is over

I came on this site for the history board and then found this one lol

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Now Boris is incapacitated we need an experienced statesman to lead us through this crisis

Only one man in Britain has the experience to fill the role

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Wow, it's a tweet

I AM BECOME HERD IMMUNITY

DESTROYER OF BREXIT

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BRIT BROS

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Nothing personal bojo, I'll take over from here

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m8, i had a labour voter tell me at work a few weeks ago he hopes boris gets it and dies. they'll all be cheering.

chances are genuinely higher that he dies. every source confirms this. It's really really bad.

guido said he had pneumonia as a child, his lungs are fucked

Not quite Stavros

So after all this blows over will China have to face any repercussions?

BoJo wasn't tuff enuff

why are russians so awful?

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THINGS

you don't attend ICU as a "precaution"

It's what he would have wanted tbqh.

He will be lucky to pull through, although it may still be a PR stunt. Fucking good one if it is.

Raab takes over, panic and chaos ensue.

Lend the flu your energy and we can start bringing it down

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He's already dead.

>election called
>corbyn returns to leadership and wins

8D CHESS

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If it's just a flu, why would boris johnson be put in an ICU? YOU GUYS SAID IT WAS JUST A FLY PROMOTED BY THE MAINSTREEM MEEDYA

Leftist empathy will be exposed as a sham

If anybody at work says anything like that tomorrow I will fucking lamp them

chances of us leaving the eu at this point?

>I doubt anyone competent would want to vote for them ever again
They don't rely on the competent vote, they rely on the nigger vote. Labour couldn't give less of a fuck what the intelligent people want, just wait 20 years and they'll have enough of a demographic shift that the tories won't even be a concern for them

Tories have to elect a new leader. Nothing other than that.

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it isnt man made, just man modified

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