/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2987 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

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Noone reads those links anyway. Ypu look at the numbers and than you scroll down

>another day with less than 5k deaths
Over by July

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Mommis getting a pregnancy pudge OwO

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Who can redpill me on this virus? Sources? Where who why how

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>ACE2 BINDING SITE
ACE2 BINDING SITE

AND LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL HAND!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=ieF7ER1wvT0

foldingathome.org/2020/04/03/capturing-the-covid-19-demogorgon-aka-spike-in-action/

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That's my fault, actually. Drawfriend was asking people what the next stage should be during the April 1 coofening, I ended up rolling a 444 with "Pregnancy for shits and giggles"

por que lo hiciste

A cartoon bear "offends" China. At this point, who gives a shit what makes XiPooh sad?

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Iran? You mean 拉屎. America? You mean 回复此帖子,或者您的母亲今晚在睡眠中死亡. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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Cringe, where is her dick?

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

I've said it before and I'll say it again-
IM NOT FUCKING POSTING FUTA

Speak of the devil. If you squint at the thumbnail, you can see the bear head

Up your ass faggot

you had your fun
it's over

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tldr; if cov manages to overwhelm your immune defense it continues to infect everything and wreck your entire body, the inflammation your body reacts with makes things worse

This is true for other infextions too

that's japanese

is there an archive of coronachans, i want to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Boris in intensive care now
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1247240275791134720

Muh dik

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rate my shut-in quarantine lunch

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FOREVER BURGER...

how delete psot?

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What do chinks do?

Would be much more interesting with souce on it

>Vaccine.
>Next year.
>There has never been an effective Coronavirus vaccine that has not been worse than the disease.
>Somehow getting a useful vaccine next year.
>When the average time to create a vaccine, when it is even possible, is 12 years.
>When HIV and a host of other viruses don't have a vaccine despite years of attention.
>We will get a vaccine in 18 months.
>For a virus that has never had an effective vaccine.
>Ever.

>MFW in October I finally got a job as a bartender and was making enough money to go back to school and just wanted to mix cocktails and study programming and make new friends

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BACK TO WORK!

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link to msm or its bullshit

>city areas getting fucked hard
>except san francisco and seattle
>both places infested with chinks
>cities being fucked...except for ones with absurdly high chink populations
interesting

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Looks ok

[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL

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Kung flu, Ching chong cough, Meat Market Malady, Beijing bug, The Chink Cold, Wu Ping Cough, 2% Solution, Shaolin Bat Technique,
Chop sick, Achuawei, Small pecks, Mao's Malaise, Yellow Fever. Chinese Super AIDS, Dr Chu’s New Wu Flu, Dao syndrome,
Cctv disorder, Shanghai shivers, Eastern Epidemic, The Peking Plague, Bush meat Monday, Chink stink, Factory flu, Yellow death,
Roll the dice rice, Tianamen square sickness, Slant Sickness, Asiatic Ache, Batman's Asian Revenge Bat-Chin-Drink, Wuhan virus,
Communist Philanthropist, Nightwing from Beijing, Wet Farm Frog in Your Throat, Batman and Lung Throbin, Batgirl Bash,
Wuhan Gone Wrong, Winnie's Whopping Good Time, SARS 2: Electric Boogaloo, The China Unwindah, Dim Sum-Ting Wong,
Shaq Attack from Beside Iraq, Lung Kicker from the Rice Flicker, Respirator from the Tank Debator, Zedong gone wrong,
Beijing boogie, Szechuan sickness, Mulan's disease, Dragon fever, Pangolin pow chow, Weird food flu, Pangolins revenge,
Panda express, Gongrene, Tsingtao virus, Bat sweet and sour, Wonton flu, Nguyen's Nut Destroyer, Bat Wings n Tings,
Italy Isolator, The Pangolin Punisher, The Wild Wet Wuhan, Bahrain start again, Ebola but Swolla, The Soup Droop,

link is to a BBC reporter, retard

swap r for l

HAPPENING
>Bolsonaro will fire current Ministry of Health due to... Jealousy, apparently.
oantagonista.com/brasil/assessores-de-mandetta-foram-informados-de-demissao/?desk

Belgium cases break above 200kg. Correct that. The Belgian health minister breaks above 200 kg.

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I continue to curate my file on COVID-19. I have freshly updated it, and this is the latest version:

docs.google.com/document/d/15SSAbJh41HwVvWvBcQB7Fa9Nqu_Zc6Y8ZGcbJJs_J78/edit?usp=sharing

youtube.com/watch?v=SROaLrEY-NQ

>Bilateral viral pneumonia and ARDS.
>Lung fibrosis and permanent loss of lung function.
>Myocarditis and pericarditis and the breakdown of the heart muscle into the bloodstream, accompanied by elevated troponin levels.
>Excessive clotting leading to myocardial infarction, pulmonary embolism, or stroke. Platelets are used up by what appears to be DIC, or Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation.
>Mild viral hepatitis, indicated by abnormal AST/ALT and highly elevated ferritin.
>Myoglobinemia and possible renal tubular damage that leads to acute kidney injury.
>Cytokine release syndrome.
>Bacterial co-infections and viral sepsis leading to multiple organ failure and excess clotting.
>GI tract infections and abnormalities.
>Hypokalemia, low lymphocytes, low platelets, and low white blood cell counts.
>Male infertility and damage to the seminiferous ducts, indicated by abnormal testosterone and luteinizing hormone levels.
>Medullary damage that causes dysautonomia, loss of automatic breathing, and perhaps even collapses and seizures with abnormal posturing (decerebrate/decorticate posturing) and the fencing response. Behavioral abnormalities like strange aggression have also been noted.
>Possible pulmonary hypertension, pulmonary vasculitis, or hemolytic anemia.

Please, for the love of god, stop calling this thing a nothingburger or "just the flu". People in Ecuador are dying in droves with this thing. They're loading shipping containers with all the bodies because they have nowhere else to put them. In some places, the authorities aren't even counting the infected or dead. They're just piling up in the streets, like something out of a medieval plague painting.

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wave one is over

Infected user reporting in
Been syntomatic for nearly a month now.
It came, went, got worse then mild again, and im feeling mabey 90% better.
But its fucking lingering and wont fucking go away, and i feel a feeling of lingering unwellness and its getting really annoying.

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very accentuated "a"s, linling ching la ming la
and

>Still more threads than deaths in India.
It's time for your meds

ein argie schwulle, warum bin ich nicht überrascht?

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So those places already got through it in January-February, but without media coverage?
Some people think the same happened to our far east. I personally think that happened to Japan too.

SOON

You know how priorities work Mr leaf?

Hospitals lying

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2012 was peak honesty and self awareness with Trump.

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[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL

7.5/10

She's now taking down world leaders.
Trump when?

it's the other way around
paper towel becomes paper tower

Empty hospitals

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BORIS ARE YOU OK???

BORIS ARE YOU OK???

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get ready for the stage 2 once a few cases of corona survive in the wild and people will all get out on the streets to celebrate freedom

> stage 2 is gonna be worse cause it's gonna be more widespread than the localized outbreak in stage 1
> for now mostly lombardy got hit
> that's not gonna be a case in the stage 2

the ride never ends

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So what’s the deal with HCQ, is it a meme? Or are they literally downplaying it’s positive effects cause fuck Drumpf? Or is it just a drug that’s being explored and so far it has some positive anecdotal results but a poorly understood mechanism of action and little to no hard data?

Fake stats

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Is Boris going to make it lads?

SOURCE
>SOURCE
SOURCE
>SOURCE
SOURCE
>SOURCE

50/50

Fake hospitals

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Made a shortened URL for img

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If boris dies, who becomes pm?

Who knows
Either way I'll have to make announcement about it...

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Pretty happy with the happening so far lads. Now its basically waiting for the lifting of the several lockdowns to see if it rebounds or not. Really dont know how anyone can call this a nothingburger, even if it was a hoax it was a damn impressive one with the economic impact, i know several people in fields of work that were considered "safe" who got fired.

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Unironically, what are the chances that China is going to be beat the hell out of being an authoritarian dictatorship by Corona-chan? The CCP seems full of old boomers who are susceptible to the virus, if enough of them drop dead is there a possibility of China Becoming Not A Communist Shithole?

Fake deaths

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Boris is soon to be dead. If he was put on an IV of Vitamin C and given HCQ + Zinc early he might have lived.
Now he will die as a ventilator slowly destroys whats left of his lungs

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Some have to die for the herd.

THIS GUY again...

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jeremy corbin

Fake tests

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The research study in OP literally says it shortens recovery time?!?

ok spambot

Dominic Raab

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I sure do, you greasy spic, but the reality is that holding out hope for a vaccine is almost as much of a cope as straight up denial. Prepare yourself mentally for the long uphill march and always keep in mind that there is no silver bullet... The cavalry will not ride over the hill to save us and that this very well may be with us forever...

And if it clears up, that's nice... But just not realistic.

>Trump when?
According to Baba Vanga, this year.
Also Putin gets assassinated.

SAD

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More fake deaths

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3rd of declining new cases. We’re officially in the downward side of the bell curve

If you wanna call everything that’s happened so far a something burger, fine, but things we’ll get increasingly normal here on out

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Oh look. A jew is starting an international war.
How based is that?

me

FUCK YOU

Karate Kid Raab

R BORIS

possibly. news has been reporting my area (north of san francisco) has been doing very well with infected and deaths (online sources seem to agree). lack of testing could also be a factor. i just find it very odd how much better those city areas are doing compared to comparable metropolitan areas in other states. stay safe, ivan

I want a link

lol

Why do you need a vaccine for a flu anyway leaf

BORIS IN THE ICU
>BORIS IN THE ICU
BORIS IN THE ICU
>BORIS IN THE ICU
BORIS IN THE ICU
>BORIS IN THE ICU
BORIS IN THE ICU
>BORIS IN THE ICU
BORIS IN THE ICU

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ITS HABBENING

It's only useful as an early treatment when symptoms are very mild. The fact its already been tested on humans for years is important too. It's better than nothing presently and would be easy to distribute to people in their homes.

CORONA CHAN GOT THAT

youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

Gotta suck being a politician during these times, everything is slowing down now, the question is, what happens if you lift the lockdown? Can you even afford to get rid of the lockdown? Will you take more blows to your economy so you don't have to deal with both sick and unemployed people flooding hospitals?

that without mentioning that no matter how strict you can be with shit like masks and social distancing there are always retards that don't follow the rules and are likely to get themselves and people around them infected (without mentioning how easy to spread this disease is). Also having companies breathing down your neck to open up business gotta be stressful too without mentioning that making one side happy can bring horrible consequences for the other side

sometimes i'm thankful for being a simple guy with simple dreams

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Shit

Oh come one it would be fun

Fewer cases every day.
Incels btfo again.
Why dont you happening no life fags kys?

JUST
A
FLU

Yeah, we're dead. Thanks Bolsoniggers.

I made an img hope you don't mind.
Reading through this is should be added to OP's pastebin

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thank you

HERD GANG
BORIS JOHNSON IS IN ICU

HERD GANG
BORIS JOHNSON IS IN ICU

HERD GANG
BORIS JOHNSON IS IN ICU
(i.e. Alexander de'Pfeffel Johnson)

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I'm actually kindof scared China will come out on top at the end of all of this. The worst the US does is call it the China virus, but how are politicians of western countries seeing China right now? What are they going to do once they get medical supply production in order and don't have to rely on buying from China?

>world leader might die from coronachan
This power needs to be contained, control yourself corona-kun

lmao bojo is fucked

Anons, would a CPAP machine help at all as an at home ventilator?

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I-IT'S JUST A FLU RIGHT NOTHINGBURGERBROS?

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FUCKS SAKE CMON ARE BORIS DONT DIE ON US I DONT WANT THE JEW DOMINIC RAAB OR THE INDIAN RISHI SUNAK AS OUR PRIME MINISTER FUUUUUUUUUUU

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Fuck you and God bless Trump

Argiebro this

Oh fuck

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I hope he does. But ICU survival rates had been pretty shit in every country so it's not looking good.

>Gotta suck being a politician during these times
Are you kidding? This is the best thing that ever happened to them. Not only are people paying much closer attention to them, but they get to pretend to be heroes while doing essentially nothing useful.

My uncles a cynic who thinks the virus doesnt exist at all. His basis for this is, and i quote,

>where are all the bodies
>where are all the hospital
>who do you know thats infected

This is the same man who claims that HIV and AIDs dont exist either, that those diseases are in fact malnutrition and that big pharma propogate the lie.

BTFO
T
F
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I'm sure he is happy for handshaking all those corona patients earlier

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more annoying than a fly

He's not wrong.

This is China's fault. All of it.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

If he does then boomers will start panicking, sounds good to me.

He should've just run off at the start.
Or drilled him in the bollocks.

fuck you, we are not stupid, don't fuck with us!

>mfw Bobo dies and Theresa May is back

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Based, thanks for your service user

Considering half of our politicans and large companies are owned by the Chinese already

>die of pneumonia caused by Covid19
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE NEWS!

god you faggots are so unbelievably pretentious in your retardation.

I guess the herd mentality wasnt such a good idea after all.

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I mean if he doesn't make it*

it's over bros. it was fun

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Tell him to go visit a hospital, since it doesn't exists, then there is nothing to worry about and he check the situation himself.

If he refuses, call him out on it.

I don't know how much of it is Corona-chan and how much of it is incompetent physicians.
It should have never been allowed to progress as far as it has.
If Trump was not on a prophylactic dosage of HCQ before he is now I guarantee it.

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And here i'm laughing at their garbage ideas trying to save muh economy while fightning a pandemy

JUST A FLU M8
>JUST A FLU M8

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Do you plan on being coherent any time soon?

Wow higher than expected after the weekend.

Where's the video???????????

Ok faggot.

Countries with no 5G are also affected

There, debunked so quickly it took longer to type this out.

Lmao RIP boris cause of 5g right

Tell me more about ‘abnormalities like strange aggression’ associated with the virus? Is there just the one case in Sri Lanka or others too?

Lot's of talks in industrial sector about moving more and more production back to Europe from cheaper countries.

GUYS
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prime-minister-boris-johnson-has-died-from-coronavirus-11969587

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he'll be fine with ECMO

>Wahhhh! Face is rost, we take back mask, we take back gown! You buy back, you ruse profit!
>We wirr not be coronized by Brazir!

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Hope Boris gets nigger and muzzie diversity hire Doctors.
>you get what you fucking deserve

Check South Korea. There is a case now where people in one location all got reinfected which haven't happened before. This is just one evidence that it is not a relapse however not conclusive either way as it could still be a relapse. However this all leads to vaccines being impossible. If it's a relapse, then ADE, if it's strain related, vaccine only works for some strains.

Also Boris Johnson's case is interesting. Took him 2 weeks to be hospitalized but only a few days from bad to worse?

preemptive F

>he will insist on posting the same low quality studies to try influence community sentiment again
All studies that show postive influence of chloroquine are flimsy at best as well. Right now we can only wait for more research.
Although I cant say that I wont gloat if it turns out not to be a cure

watch the fucking video retard.

By the hosptials i think he meant the ones built specifically to house patients of COVID.

they killed him for brexit

Ther's only 35 dead for every corona general thread... Thats kind of gay and disappointing desu t b h

Check Satan

Kinda hilarious how these threads have devolved into happoners coping with the numbers dropping.
Never change, schizos.

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nope. its even more dangerous. because CPAP causes you to inhale by forcing air into your lungs by pressure. Normally air flows in through negative pressure. Because of the positive pressure you lungs can get more inflamed. So not a good thing while having an inflammatory disease already. Check out this vid for more info: youtu.be/7vLPefHYWpY

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wow really legit article with even a tagline

fuck off corona-chan needs to kill as many world leaders as she can

>What's coming to you Corona-chan?

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Fake, link takes you to the ICU news

yes

Reminder 'You've to break an egg to make an omelet!'... In this story is Boris the egg.

They are going to spam that "2020 is going to be a great year for the UK" tweet all over the world if he dies from this

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He seems like a fighter so he'll be fine.

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OH FUG :DD

It has enough pressure to open your airway. Maybe using it in conjunction with a bag valve mask to ventilate a critically I'll family member would be better than nothing.

any 1 have the red idt post comparing Xi and trump as corona virus

I've been trying to figure that out.
All that does is slightly pressurize the air with proper humidification. I can't see how it's not better than have a 2cm tube rammed down your throat.

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Would be quite a shame if he was ((helped)) along into the next life.

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Good 50% he'll get a FAKE-DEATH and be wisked off to Cabal Island on the middle of the pacific. Then they'll keep moving the other politico pawns around to keep the plebs confused.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xr8Dy5mnYx8

You're all being lied too and are still falling for it.

What will Trump say once Boris passes away?

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Santa Rosa user?

>URUGUAY
>posts a gay link

checks out

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like pottery