Stock market is surging, but why?

corona is cancelled
everyone knows it
boomers sold 401ks and rich are getting their dick wet before it becomes overbought again

They realized the financial well being of popes is irrelevant to the larger economy

unlimited QE
Trump doesnt give a shit about normal people, just big corps, banks, and green line go up. So he prints tons of money gives it to big corps at taxpayer expense, then if we're lucky we might see 1% of that as a check in an undisclosed amount of time

proof please

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Deaths are going down all around the world except in shitholes like the UK.

kek

even faggot cuomo is asking for stockpiles to be sent to NYC now because doctors have been reporting it is working
fire up the ventilator meme factory

I didn't buy the dip

FUCK

>Is there any particular reason the stock market is going through the roof right now
There is no particular reason the stock market does anything. It is not "real".

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Probably the signs in Europe that most countries are finally peaking for good. Also, US daily infected have gone down.

This all indicates the economy will be back running again in May.

hydrochloroquine works and this whole thing was a spastic over reaction. this is what happens when a population is full of old faggot sociopaths willing to kill the world for 6 months more of buffets and golf, and 20-40 year old do nothing pussies scared of their own shadow

yesteday you were all ragging on cuomo for being a retard, what a sudden change of heart, make sure you eat twice the recommended dose though, that's how you'll really beat the virus

the narrative of the day is that new cases (and even new deaths) seem to be leveling off in a lot of countries. new cases in jew york were down yesterday and look to be down further today. so the data over the past couple days is showing that lockdowns are effective, and maybe that our treatment protocols are becoming more effective in preventing deaths. this implies cases will keep dwindling and we may well be able to ease the shutdown at the end of this month like Trump was hoping for. so because our distancing guidelines are working, people are acting like there's
>LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
as trump put it in a tweet today.

Seems like a pretty weak reason for the stock market to go up like it is considering a lot of people are still on lock down and a lot of the economy is shut down still.

People buying out of the market into bonds tanked the returns on bonds. Feds crashed the interest rate with no survivors so there's no money to be made in cash either. People are still moving their portfolio into stocks because it's the ONLY way to make returns, and the ongoing stimulus efforts provide confidence that the gov/fed will protect your investments.

In short, ostensibly because it's the only way to make money, but actually digging deeper because of jewish tricks.

Yes, but everything is still stopped. It doesn't natter if people aren't dying if no one is working still

Too late now. The earnings reports haven't even come out yet. It's got way, way further down to go.

Priced in
Also these threads shouldn’t be on Yas Forums since a majority of the people here are zoomers who don’t have a penny and boomers/Gen x that are too busy losing money in their 401 to actually play

The federal reserve balance sheet is reaching a new all time high. If you look the debt level of the nation is increasing at a rate even faster than 2008.

We peaked. You’re going to see the US death toll drastically lower in the second half of this month. We’ll be up and running in May. That’s all there is to it. Everyone wants to get their money in before the official announcement in a few weeks.

People are optimistic about the economy.

>Priced in
Like hell they are. I bet you think the impending wave of commercial bankruptcies are, too.

A combination of BRRR and the economy bifurcating like it did in 08. You're going to see the mainstreet and wallstreet shit again. And yeah, your life will suck balls while the news talks about a recovery you don't see. Life won't be back to normal until 2026 or later at this rate.

How though? Most people are still under lockdown along with the economy.

(((central banks)))) have poured over 10 trillion dollary doos to keep the market from completely tanking. this only delays the inevitable and will give us hyperinflation.

dear idiot. the stockmarket is forward-looking. all the shit about the economy being locked down today and tomorrow is priced in. what changes the price of stocks is new information. today and over the weekend the new information is that the lockdown and treatment protocols have been working. this means we have more control over the virus than we thought on Friday.

>news
You need to understand that professional investors have information channels that you do not have access to.
Somebody in the administration probably sold them the info when the economy is going back to normal. Insider trading may be illegal, but it is hard to proof.

Markets are forward looking. The future is what matters.

prolly cheap money pumpin'

they always say shit is priced in, but the moment the news officially breaks there's always a surge in one direction or the other

I'm expecting another drop but can't imagine it'll be like the 20 and 30% drops across the board a last month.

Smart money is realizing the quarantine is bullshit and the virus isn't that deadly.

True, they are buying BlackRock ETFs

it's just all so tiresome, I still strongly believe that we haven't reached the bottom. But who knows if I'm missing out now, because those stupid jews managed again to fool the world. It seems to me that investors really are the stupidest people on earth. It's very hard to think like them.

Will probably buy SQQQ on Thursday, but it's a huge gamble.

Calm before the storm
There are over 10million unemployed in the us alone

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I bet you think we’re going back to the dark ages and this is the end of capitalism lmao did you just watch the big short too? Btw Micheal burry is bullish on the economy now :)

Different circumstances from previous timelines friend

A deeper recession than 2008 with a slower recovery. Dark Ages, not so much.

You understand that the fed basically owns the banks now right? Cant default on debt when you own the fucking banks.
Oh yeah and now we can borrow at 0% intrest. Nothing bad can happen there...

It won’t be, we’re trading in a channel today pretty much confirmed the 218 bottom and now 244 is support so it’ll be trending around 270-244 barring any serious bad news that hasn’t already been priced in (GDP, jobs) earnings may see some downside but limited and a good time to load on any dips on AMD, NVDA, BA (this is a 10 bagger), TWTR, DT and many more

that video may legit be the best thing to come out of all this bullshit

cuomo is a retard
he will still manage to fuck it up somehow

We’ll be back up and running by June, screen shot this and post it as a topic here June 1st I’ll see it :)

Speculators price the future into their buys. It doesn't matter what's happening today

algos and oil news. don't buy in though. 40k dji don't mean shit with rampant inflation and massive unemployment

Furlough user. Not the real deal. Not yet anyway.
Remember that the number of "unemployed " means a number of unemployment claims in the US. And the government made it very easy to apply for these so people are taking an advantage. We won't be able to see how the virus affected the job market fro quite some time yet.

Fed has unlimited buying power

You can read the fed balance sheet yourself, dipshit. They barely have a relevant share of securities

Free fucking funny money created by pushing a button

Plunge protection team putting down a floor

So what happens when everyone goes back to work and gets sick

>We’ll be back up and running by June
The lockdowns will be over by June. The stock market won't get back up to 30k for at least 5 years.

Example of when even liberal ratard governors agree with Trump and ask for his help--that this is a sign the libs are fucked up for good

Pshhh with trump still in office? Lmao I give it next year before we hit NEW ATH’s we’ll be back to 30k in August

>They barely have a relevant share of securities
all the toxic assets were moved to the balance sheet of the treasury. was some legislation that happened 1-2 weeks ago. no one noticed.

They literally own the money you base your entire piece of shit country on.
How come Americans are so clueless about their own reality?

>fed balance sheet
oh the feds have accounting balance sheets?

cool who was the last auditor so i can go view the outcome

We're back. Suck it commies.

They will take the HCQ drug and kick it.
Where is your logic? Models have all changed. This was always an overreaction, and Trump will turn it into his greatest achievement--defeat China

neo feudalism, let's go!

Lol. I’m so buying the shit out of that medicine and selling it

You gonna get lynched

Bankruptcy of small businesses, forfeiture of loans, and an unemployment rate in in the 20% range.
There is absolutely zero way in fuck you can (((price in))) a depression.
So money printer go brrrr.

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Cope more fag

Right, and he's saying that we have pussies for young men unwilling to enact real change.

this is the type of nigga who was predicting Dow 5k last week

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>Priced in
I posted in some thread a few weeks back, a wild faggot made his way out of the woodwork and called me kiddo or whatever, talking about the FEDs initial run of "not printing money", because I said that an equivalent "movement" to earlier would occur. Faggot nearly blew a gasket telling me how ridiculous it was and that it was already priced in. The next day, it did exactly what I had said, just like last time they "didn't print money".

Half of these guys have only read some phrases on Yas Forums and now think that they're Warren Buffet. I wouldn't put too much stock in what they're saying, just take it as the loosely uninformed guess it is.

Sorry, but the records are in Hebrew, and nobody has time to unfold all of those rolls of paper.

NO.
NO NO NO.
OBAMA'S ECONOMY ENDED!
WE AGREED!

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this.

Fuck man I dont want to back to the daily shitty normalfag life.

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this. however it is only a temorary releif. give it 2 weeks and its gonna go to 15000

Bankruptcy of who? Did you not see the package that drumpf and munchkin signed off on? A lot of small businesses are essentially getting bailed out not to mention any business that goes bankrupt during this probably wasn’t in a good spot to begin with. Airlines and cruises will get money also and they ain’t going nowhere (I have a fuckhuge position in UAL for the runup) unemployment rate doesn’t account the fact the workers are mainly FURLOUGHED meaning their jobs are intact and when the lockdowns end guess what’s going to happen? I’ll let you answer that
I bet you think the housing market is gonna crash too because of Airbnb defaults lmao dude stop reading CNBC and Doomburg you’re gonna lose a lot of money(or miss out on some amazing plays)

Not this time.

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We haven’t hit the bottom.

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This, coupled with the fact that many areas are already seeing a drop in infection rate

we're returning to normal

The money printer went brrrrr fast enough

Of course not, we haven’t even gone below where we were when trump took office