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NYC OVERWHELMBED BY BODIES, WILL START BURRYING IN PARKS
Hudson Green
Julian Hernandez
Just throw a nigger in the sewer. Gators will eat the bodies.
Ryder King
There has to be some NY fags in here that can give us some info. Surely this is all a terrible hoax?
Liam Cook
>its what they eat in the wild
Juan Richardson
Time to call in some german expertise
Hunter Perry
Just burn them? Why using outdated method like burying
Jack Hill
Land fill
Sebastian Fisher
A state with 120,000 annual deaths has trouble disposing of a couple thousand bodies?
Oy vey. Something doesn't smell right.
Brody Rogers
Why could Hitler incenirate jews on an industrial scale while Germany was crippled by war and resources were limited but NY can't burn acouple of dead coofers? Did historians lie to me?
Jaxson Williams
What are the chances the law maker saying that is a jew and the journalist is also a jew?
Jayden Walker
>A source of a source of a source said that MAYBE we have to bury bodies in parks lol
Joshua Turner
Reporter asked Cuomo today about this and he saic he hadnt heard anything about this.
Jaxon Rogers
Because they aren't going to do it. It was just some retard saying random shit and then the media laps it up and creates clickbait for money.
Gabriel Davis
I just went to the hospital in NYC there wasn’t a single person in there. No bodies
Brayden Price
This may surprise you but some people don't like the idea of being set on fire and ground into dust when they die.
Adam Bennett
This.
If you're going to take extreme measures, why not cremation? Is there any possible logical reason? Lack of capacity?
Liam Taylor
AAY I'M UNDAH THE FRICKEN DIRT OVAH HEAH YOU FOCKIN JOGGAHS!
Andrew Bennett
How about all the closed resturants, they all have walk in freezers.
Jason Cox
Waiting for the nothingcoomers claiming this is still nothing lol
Daniel Baker
The Fresh Kill Landfill? Google it, it's a real thing in NY.
Ryan Turner
How did Hitler get rid of all those bodies?
Owen Edwards
>actually believing this
Brandon Baker
do you actually believe this?
Jacob Campbell
I should also note that certain religions mandate burial. The Catholics in particular believe in burial of the body for rapture one day.
Ayden Green
yeah imagine how retarded the average person is
half the population is below average
Cooper Rogers
Levi Roberts
Sure they are. Who keeps making up these retarded stories?
Aiden Nguyen
because thats efficiency and capitalism only thrives on inefficiency. just like the whole unessisary mask shortage, they had rather pay millions to 3M for masks than invest in UV-C sterilization stations.
Samuel Scott
The wooden oven doors are on backorder from China.
Nathaniel Clark
I don't know if this is true but I can tell you the week of 9/11 there was so much fake news and misinformation posted by the media
Juan Sanchez
even the headline says they may start considering it. Is this your first media scare story you've ever read?
Noah Ramirez
There is also ocean burial option. Just drop bodies into Hudson.
I want my corpse to be useful - feed little fishes or seagulls.
Elijah Sullivan
120000 / 365 ~= 328 people per day in a normal year. Last I say it was around 500 per day in New York just from the Wuhan, so it's probably a little bit stressed. Like the stores it seems that the morgues are Just-in-Time.
Jackson Walker
Ant?
Adam Russell
Why not just keep the dead bodies for Macy's Parade?
Oliver Lopez
wow, you should slow down with that holocaust-denial here m8
Jaxson Jenkins
Brayden Roberts
It's the NY Post. What more do you need to know that it's complete fabricated bullshit?
Christopher Thomas
burning in modern times takes 90 minutes alone, not including cleaning out ashes and crunching the bones.
The magical nazi tech that let them burn bodies at rates of 11-15 minutes a body (depends on which "source" you believe for both the oven count AND their total burn rate) has been lost to us. A magical technology that has never been matched in efficiency.
Joseph Wright
A bamboo leaf
Ayden Nguyen
NC declared state wide mortuary emergency when they had less than 30 deaths total.
Happening everywhere
Carson Rivera
Sounds dumb, just bring in trucks and some fema coffins. Lye as needed, you can store them in an open field.
Luke Edwards
NC declared state wide mortuary emergency when they had less than 30 deaths total.
Happening everywhere.
Eli Bennett
Uh huh.
let's pretend like the families don't have a say in it.
take your bullshit hoax and kys
Austin Jenkins
I head the scumbag rep. mark levine saying it himself on the radio, douchbag
Jordan Brooks
>may
Oldest Jewish trick in the book.
Levi Fisher
Washington State just Ruled Human Composting is legal. Toss them in a pile and get the Pajeets to shit on them. Nice n comfy compost.
Grow nice tomatoes
Landon Scott
>... after incinerating their remains and transporting the ashes to dump them in a hole
Elijah Reed
lol who fucking cares, grow up
Joseph Flores
Because they don't want people learning you can't burn thousands of bodies in days.
Christian Gomez
Or just fucking burn them, christ. Why is it suddenly so hard to deal with bodies? 7700/day died in 2017.
Logan Parker
AYY ASSHOLE WATCH YA FUGGIN DOG IM OVA HEAH TRYIN TO FUGGIN ETERNALLY REST AND THE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT IS PISSIN AND SHITTIN ON MY FUGGIN DED BODY, HAVE SOME FUGGIN RESPECT
Jeremiah Butler
>some retard saying random shit
"Soon we'll start temporary interment"
t. some retard Mark D. Levine, chair of NYC council health committee
Christian Ortiz
He’s no random retard. He’s king of the mongoloids. That’s the stupidest shit
I’ve ever heard.
Kevin Hughes
Burn them, by my calculations you can burn the Jewish ones at a rate of nearly 6 million in less then a week with absolutely no trace.
Gavin Walker
Pics or it didn’t happen
Jaxson Smith
/cvg/ called it months ago
Jace Hernandez
Why didn’t we listen?
Gabriel Robinson
I'm willing to bet my entire TrumpBux check that most of those are the bodies of the homeless.
Jaxson Garcia
Fuck you meme flag.
contagion movie mass grave
David Rogers
Mandatory cremation of infected corpses would have been way more sensible than shutting down all business other than groceries and utilities. Why do we always pick the most retarded parts of authoritarian boundary overstepping to incorporate in the West?
Cameron Moore
>Trying to come up with something funnier than Jew York getting what it deserves:
Michael Rogers
Ok burger
Tyler Brooks
Bushes "solution" was the patriot act.
Cameron Long
You know this is fake news. There's a thousand square miles of state owned wilderness to the W, NW, and N, within 90 minutes of Times Square. It's just disturb/unsettle porn.
Jason Cox
They just try to cover for the bodies already burried in central park by various bankers and politicians