/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2984 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,318,229 (+45,367) ► Died: 72,766 (+3,341) ► Day: 88 (-08:55:08)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 209 countries and territories infected —
— 3.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,648 strains have been sequenced —
— 62 vaccines and 298 treatments announced —

>LIVE: WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
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>NEWS
HCQ shortens recovery time but fails to cure 100% in 6 days
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NY official says morgues are full
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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NY official admits they are undercounting deaths
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A tiger has tested positive for coronavirus
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>INFO
Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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Rapidly mutating
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300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
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COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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97,000 deaths in China, financial analyst estimates from urns data
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>REMINDER
US federal government pressures states to test less
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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>LATEST
10:06: 193 new cases and 6 new deaths in Romania
10:05: 2,274 new cases and 136 new deaths in Iran
10:01: 83 new cases in Germany
09:52: 131 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia
09:29: 69 new cases and 2 new deaths in Kyrgyzstan
09:17: 109 new cases in Kuwait

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>1310102 infected
>72557 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Can someone edit her with a yellow hazmat mask? Thanks.

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Well looks like it's over. I'm so sleepy, let's all go to bed now

Covid-19 came from the venom of an unidentified venomous tropical snake species.

The virus has a symbiotic relationship with the snakes venom and causes those infected with it to experience similar symptoms as the venom itself. This species of snake hunts rodents but is also very good at hunting Bats thanks to how it can track those infected with Covid-19 back to the nests and caves. Everyone talks about how Bats frequently have Corona viruses but no one ever studies/investigates how those Bats behave or the health of them compared to non-infected Bats or where that Corona might have came from.

Now the good news for Humans is that the venom of the snake is only as harmful and as lethal as a single bee sting since this snake doesn't rely on a killing strike like traditional venomous snake species. The snake relies on the venom and the virus in the venom to kill the prey and/or make them weak enough that the snake can snag them while hunting, this includes the other rodents and bats that become infected due to coming in contact with infected ones.

On the subject of bee stings look at how much of the population has no allergic reaction to bee stings, how much of the population has an allergic reaction to bee stings and how much of the population dies from bee stings. Covid-19 has the exact same rates on a larger scale, that is very important to understand.

Compare Covid-19's symptoms/deaths/reactions to those involving venom and/or poison from various species in the animal kingdom. The results are fascinating to research.

We’ve already peaked. What’s the deal with these retarded threads?

Based

>252232353
your post number is very satisfying to read

Chink shills
>Justaflu bro, nothingburger
Also chink shills
>This "vaccine" that causes blindness and heart attack is proof it's a nothingburger
Really makes you think

What if we can't open the lockdown without suffering a second wave?

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So many bot shills (and maybe a schizo or two) obvious in the first posts. You'd think they'd delay a minute or two to be less obvious.

This guy has been speaking the truth since January and everyone just laughed at him.

Da hospitals deys be lyin

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What if it actually tasted good?

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Till US stops incremental growth, it's not over

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud
>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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Shame they can't do the same to educate them on soap.

I mean they do eat it voluntarily

They go into hiding ounce daily deaths go up and infections. It's a pattern

Da hospitals des be empty

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>lady Gaga talking with WHO
>Gaga under label interscope
>interscope under universal music group
>UMG owned by China
Really makes you think

The forbidden food

The death rate just isn't living up to the hype, which disappoints me to no end. However, the economy is already turbo fucked and that will cause plenty of shit by itself so if you're in it for chaos, there's still plenty of possibilities.

LIVE STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=SLV1B5Lzy48

LIVE STREAM

ty

To the user who was talking about Samsung galaxy phones having oximeters, and to the rest of /cvg/ in general:
>tried it after holding breath for 30s
>never fell bellow 100% O2
>tried again after holding breath 2m (which was really hard)
>managed to get an 88% immediately after exhaling
>back to 100% on the immediately following reading
According to this video, O2 should continue to fall for 20-30 seconds after resumption of normal breathing:
youtu.be/me4X3PRXTU4?t=141
This wasn't observed, but the fact that I could get it down to 88% tentatively suggests that the hardware works, but the software throws out data and/or averages things in such a way as to be unreliable. Does anyone know of other apps that can read the sensors on these devices and potentially calculate SpO2?

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>France
833 NEW DEATHS
Vive la France!

Pick a dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland
>Bangladesh

23yr old Danish thot explaining why she goes on dates with random guys from instagram despite the lockdown

>When you live on your own it isn't possible to be by yourself for a long time. You need romanticism and company to survive

dr.dk/mitliv/tvaers/michelle-paa-23-gaar-paa-date-trods-corona-anbefalinger-jeg-ved-godt-jeg-ikke-burde

Normies are assisting corona chan in surviving the lockdown and create a 2'nd wave in autumn lmao

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 352,083 (10,366) Spain 135,032 (13,169) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 101,178 (1,612) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 30,217 (649) Switzerland 21,652 (762) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 15,853 (293) Austria 12,280 (220) Portugal 11,730 (311) Brazil 11,516 (506) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (56) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (41) Norway 5,760 (74) Ireland 5,364 (174) Chile 4,815 (37) Czech Republic 4,735 (78) India 4,693 (129) Denmark 4,681 (187) Poland 4,413 (107) Romania 4,057 (168) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Pakistan 3,662 (52) Philippines 3,660 (163) Japan 3,654 (85) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,523 (38) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Peru 2,281 (83) Thailand 2,220 (26) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Mexico 2,143 (94) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Panama 1,988 (54) Qatar 1,832 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,410 (+750) Spain +3,386 (+528) Italy +3,599 (+636) Germany +1,055 (+28) China +39 (+2) Iran +2,274 (+136) United Kingdom +3,802 (+439) Turkey +3,148 (+75) Switzerland +552 (+47) Belgium +1,123 (+185) Netherlands +952 (+101) Canada +341 (+13) Austria +229 (+16) Portugal +452 (+16) Brazil +262 (+20) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+7) Sweden +376 (+76) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+4) Norway +73 (+3) Ireland +370 (+16) Chile +344 (+3) Czech Republic +148 (+11) India +404 (+11) Denmark +312 (+8) Poland +311 (+13) Romania +193 (+17) Malaysia +131 (+1) Ecuador +101 (+11) Pakistan +505 (+5) Philippines +414 (+11) Luxembourg +39 (+5) Saudi Arabia +121 (+4) Indonesia +218 (+11) Thailand +51 (+3) Serbia +292 (+7) Mexico +253 (+15) United Arab Emirates +277 (+1) Panama +187 (+8) Dominican Republic +83 (+4) Greece +20 (+6) Iceland +76 (+2) Argentina (+2) Algeria +103 (+21)…

>FULL LISTS
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Dem death stats be faked yo

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good. Let them I wan't this to accelerate

Once more for luck, then I'll check in next month.

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kek have you gay fags seen the abysmal death rate for this thing? barley cracks half a percent until you get to like 100 year olds.. not even a boomer remover.

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>Italy down to 3500 new cases

It's ogre, doombros. I'm sad we'll have to go back to regular life soon, but at least it's going to be hilarious when Trump somehow ended up being way more right than experts.

Reminder:

If the restrictions are lifted too early, this could become a wildfire.

imagine badly mixed blackpowder (the situation now) it burns bad, but if the restrictions are lifted now and infected are already everywhere, this could infect people with a completely new effeciency.
before anyone knows what's going an, places are completely infected.
In the beginning, the virus was very slow, because it couldn't just travel to other countries, but since it is already there now...

...then the "gunpowder" goes off...

only thing that could prevent that; actually bad heat resistance of the virus or very long restriction time til most/all cases are "cured"

The first wave will be a joke compared to the second, if my theory is correct.

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I'm getting worried now. Ireland cases and deaths keep rising

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First wave. Post economic recovery. China has to pay

This pizza's still in the oven

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Reposting for all you nothing burgers out there.

Imagine actually being this retarded. You understand there’s likely to not be a vaccine for this for years if ever? We’ve never successfully made a vaccine for SARS Classic, so what makes you think we will have one for SARS 2? Especially when each new infection increases the possibility of mutation and we already have around 8 major strains circulating the globe? Are we just going to make a vaccine for all of them? Then what if by the time we have a vaccine there is 30 major mutations? Use your god damn head. We have two choices; stay in lockdown for YEARS, or let it become endemic in our population for a very long time. Asian countries eased their lockdown and saw a rise in new cases, what makes you think that we won’t see something similar? What makes you think we won’t “beat” the virus by August only to ease lockdowns and see an enormous reoccurrence in October? Imagine being as retarded as yourself. Nothing burgers absolutely lack any complex thinking skills and have no ability to think into the future. You only think in the present. It’s like you’re all next to a forest fire but only telling everyone how many trees it’s burned SO FAR and being not worried whatsoever of the possibility of it spreading towards you. It’s like your ship is sinking but you’re not fucking wet yet so you don’t care. You nothing burgers have rude awakenings coming. Some of you won’t take notice until someone you love succumbs to the virus if not you yourself.

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>nordics being whores
what a surprise

AUSTRIA PRESS CONFERENCE RECAP

>Kurz
situation international:fucked
we did well,but keep going
easter week will show if we can loose restrictions
we are on terra nova but you need a perspective
this is the plan:
14.4:small businesses sub 400m2 can open again(restrictions)
1.5:everything open(heavy restrictions)
restaurants&hotels:mid may
school:homeschooling till mid-may
university:online
NO EVENTS UNTIL AT LEAST END OF JUNE
restriction of movement: remains in place till end of april
Keep SDing and we can go through with the plan
We need guidelines for this "new normality" that we are in
Next monday:MASKS REQUIRED FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORT
>Kogler(vice)
We have to stay the course and be vigilant to remain ahead of corona
Compared to other nations we have seen an amazing reduction
BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING TO KEEP THE NUMBERS DOWN
"numbers are low why bother,THEY ARE LOW BECAUSE OF THE RESTRICTIONS"
"if we loosen them too soon we WILL have thousands of deaths"
it's a balancing act between health,economy,society
end of april/early may we have to reevaluate the situation
Austria will come out of this stronger than others
>Anschober
13.3 +41% daily,now +1,6%
+4XX recovered +1XX infected last 24hrs
highest reduction within the EU
because we were proactive
it's a huge success but FIRST STEP OF MANY
EASTER's CLOSED
we'll slowly shift to a more surgical approach
t&t will be important if we want to reopen
>Nehammer(Interior)
police will keep fining people
MASKS are IMPORTANT to protect others
14.4:public gardens reopen(under strict controls at entries)

1/2

>he doesnt know about the 2nd wave

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After a weekend of little testing and dropping numbers, we're back to almost 2K new cases.

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A pity, you Danes seemed more on top of things than your neighbors. Can't your local poilce cite her for endangerment or something?

fucking deathrate under half a percent for anyone under 50

>Cvg cops fags on suicide watch

>bbbut muh corona chan

corona is a deathlet

gay cvg fags on suicide watch

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Q&A
>What if 2nd wave?
if possible t&t to prevent it
worst case back to lockdown
>A-lvls?
minister of education will cover this in his conference
>Containment?
tracking,testing,isolation
>Parties?
No
>Masks?
grocery stores and you can make them yourself
no excuses
it worked in Chez,it'll work here
>mandatory app?
no,voluntary
>travel?
no free travel until vaccine
that's just a fact
we won't import the virus again
>Alarmist?
it's not alarmist,it's a fact
just because the numbers go down doesn't mean we are done
Singapore did well and they struggle with a 2nd wave
media should stop downplaying it
everyone who thinks the suffering is over IS WRONG
>stores?
14.4:small sub 400m2 only 1 person/20m2 allowed at same time
5.1:everything
>tests?
111.000 tests so far
reagents are the bottleneck
antibody tests incoming
>another lockdown when?
if r0 goes up too much expect another lockdown
we'll keep a close eye on numbers
>fines if no masks?
yes,obviously
50€ currently but can go up
>PPE
world market broke down in febuary
china bought them up
france and germany fucked us
orders are placed,PPE coming
we are starting national production asap to be less reliant on
>study results?
tomorrow
preview indicates around 1% of population infected
HERD IMMUNITY BTFO BY THIS STUDY
>restrictions for shops?
enforced by the shops
but police will check too

2/2

Shit man. I was expecting 500-ish now that you have finished counting the nursing home deaths. Or have you found some more?

I remember some guy used to post this desu girl on the battlefield heroes forums, his name was Tomonor I believe, wonder what he's doing right now

>make everybody stay home because if not hospital system will collapse
>less traumas happening because people arent outside being retarded, killing themselves in their cars and getting poisoned, etc
>WHY ARE MY HOSPITALS NOT BEING OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!
I just cant even begin to understand this #emptyhospital nigger shit. PRAY that your hospital is empty, and remains that way. If these random fucking hospitals start getting full we are already in endstage collapse mode.

Odds are shite but Russia
As if they would publish actual numbers though.

Based and Gookpilled.

>0.5 % death rate for healthy people is a nothingburger
god, why are they so retarded?

kek reminder deathrate is literally 0 percent for anyone under 30 and like .01 percent for anyone under 45 after factoring in unreported

fucking cvg losers absolutely blown the fuck out

cringe cvg corona fags corona is a deathlet

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No we are a feminist country desu allowing women to ride the cock carousal in their 20's is in our constitution. Even our PM is a woman.

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PastaLand numbers for today? Usually they’re out by now. Did our based pastabro die?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+5.52%) Germany (+5.83%) France (+5.26%) United Kingdom (+3.69%) Italy (+5.94%) Switzerland (+2.97%) Spain (+4.26%) Austria (+3.73%) Poland (+4.05%) Netherlands (+4.62%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.08%) Greece (+7.87%) Brazil (+7.88%) Japan (+5.93%) Hong Kong (+3.84%) China (+2.71%) Australia (+4.74%) Singapore (+4.86%) India (+3.98%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+4.74%) South Africa (+4.35%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-88%) Rome (-76%) Milan (-73%) Berlin (-32%) Munich (-62%) Brussels (-70%) Paris (-88%) Madrid (-80%) Barcelona (-78%) London (-75%) Johannesburg (-57%) Sao Paulo (-75%) Buenos Aires (-61%) New York (-84%) Washington (-77%) Miami (-58%) Toronto (-76%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-72%) Los Angeles (-73%) Seattle (-87%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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How’s he doing?

>w-w-wait for the second wave!
You’ve already had your happening you’ve faggot. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. Celebrate that you were right, but don’t let it get to your head because 99% of the time you happeningfags are wrong.

also: BTW, If you want to know why Florida is so low right now, today the governer basically admitted that testing is mostly for those over 65 so far

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>redditors still keep replying to the shills

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Nope, deaths within 24hrs.
Oldies included.

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what's the numbers based not on confirmed cases, but on resolved cases?

I dunno, Russia is allied with chink, they acted quickly and Putin is only one to go full autistic PPE (based at)
You'd almost think they knew something that no one else is saying

There are no cases in NK.

kek try nearly zero percent for people under 30 dumbass and nearly .02 percent for people under 50
kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.
i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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WHY IS CORONA-CHAN SO SLOW IN EUROPE
WHY DO WE HAVE ONLY 1000 CASES TODAY
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO MY WORK PLEASE CORONA CHAN DESTROY US

you dont have a choice but to wait anymore retard, what else are you going to be doing? you gonna go back to work?

>Wear my cowboy duster out in public
>"Call the cops that young man is scaring people dressed all in black like that!" -70 yr old woman and bald man
Seriously? Fuck boomers lol

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>full lockdown for 2 days from tommorow at 4PM for the passover dinner

fuck I hate coofers

3,599 cases
636 deaths

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>>he doesnt know about the 2nd wave
Is it coming in just 2 more weeks bro from now?

I'm not a gook. i'm an Amerifat on a VPN because I got banned for saying nigger on /x/ which is fucking bullshit

Stupid people come in all forms.

>no free travel until vaccine
Yeah right, the vaccine that will never come.
Welcome to the GDR.

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>weekend dip
>nothingburger faggots come out of nowhere and shit up all threads
>inevitably blown the fuck out as the week progresses

I fucking hate Sunday/Monday

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Yeah, it seems that's it safe to start eating the toilet paper stockpiles now. Society isn't going to collapse and there won't be gangs of raiders.

>>Brazil
Mark my words.

It’s all in all very funny how you virus circlejerks always call critical thinking retarded

>Gatekeeping for using common words
Autism

I’m saying there will be no second wave, retard

This came down from the CDC several weeks ago. Testing is mostly reserved for hospitalized and even then generally severe patients.

You guys apply for your CERB yet timbits? Was really fast and easy direct deposit in 3 days.

Thanks user

rip Pierre

Who in the fuck can hold breath for 2 minutes apart from professional divers?

shut up boot licking faggot you are literally government posting.

government telling you how scary the virus is and you go on Yas Forums and repeat it

fuck your self faggot

corona is literally a deathlet

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Will Trumpbux become a permanent fixture UBI once Americans get a taste of those sweet gibs?

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NOTHING

BURGER

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-05/france-reports-fewest-daily-coronavirus-deaths-since-tuesday

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nobody said the people under 50 who died were healthy

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Have you looked at your beaches lately, Paco?

Anyway, France Reported a lot more than yesterday today.

>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING GOYIM ONLY PEOPLE >50 DIE, LET'S FLATTEN THE DEMOGRAPHIC CURVE TOO.

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>gatekeeping
Like I said.

Weekends are usually slow. I notice a pattern when things slow down a bit the nothingburgers come out of the woodwork.

you retard schizos really need to just catch corona and go on a ventilator already.

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A MILLION DEAD PAJEETS

so now this is over, what are we going to do with our days?

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Premature baby died today from Coronavirus complications. Mother went into premature labor due to coronavirus

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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY WITH THIS MEANINGLESS SCREENSHOTS YOU FUCKING RETARD.

SPEAK REEEEEEE

Kurz was talking about other countries not accepting austrians due to the virus and that it'd be pretty counterproductive to let people in once we contained it.
fucking shizo

Grazie Maoro

Corona beer is unironically poison

If you know someone who’s in the medical field and they have a weekend rn, that’s a good thing. Nothingburger posters must go back.

This, thank you

kek

yeah blown the fuck out when there is 4 months of stats that show this thing has a laughable deathrate? fucking stupid retard it’s barley higher than the flu unless you are 85 years old.

fucking nigger

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Geuine question, whats the next goalpost?

>Vaccine.
>Next year.
>There has never been an effective Coronavirus vaccine that has not been worse than the disease.
>Somehow getting a useful vaccine next year.
>When the average time to create a vaccine, when it is even possible, is 12 years.
>When HIV and a host of other viruses don't have a vaccine despite years of attention.
>We will get a vaccine in 18 months.
>For a virus that has never had an effective vaccine.
>Ever.

That still means not too many people are dying yet.

Oh no

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It's not over until daily deaths actually go down to atleast 100 to 300/day.

Back to work johnny boi!

>some countries recommend masks to prevent spread
There are already like 10 vending machine in my City where you can buy desinfection gel, masks and gloves.

If your country cant provide you with proper equipment you are truly third world tier

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/france/

ahem

If someone told you a year ago that people will be in full lockdown and police will charge people 500€ for sitting on a park bench you'd have called him a nutjob too.

A lot of things are possible these days.

No need to apologise, just get back to work.

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you are wrong, brainlet, go look at south korea, china, etc.

second wave is inevitable unless a HARD quarantine is done for >3 months, and wuhan shows that that isnt enough, you also police with temperature guns, everybody with masks, coofcamps, and even after that still a halfquarantine to go to 30% activity

you cannot alleviate containment measures or 2nd wave comes, western countries arent willing to do this, so 2nd wave comes

When will they start wearing toilet-shaped helmets