/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2983 - SUNDAY DATA EDITIONS

BIG retard energy
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Rate my prep.

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>ramzpaul is a nothingnigger flufaggot
how disappointing, havent watched him in years, I wonder what he thinks of Hungary becoming so based, I bet he doesnt like it

oy vey, the virus is over, thank god there's no second wave

>thinking it'll be over in July so you can take it

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are any of your favorite celebrities/atheletes/musicians acting crazy lately?

For me, its Kenny Omega (AEW wrestler), who changed his gimmick to be a toilet paper hoarding Doomer.

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how many days have you been copypasting the same shit? four days? five days?

Looks like your stash is getting invaded by rodents user, I'd nip that in the bud before it gets out of hand.

The US of A will nuke them to oblivion if they don't get the vaccine first.

Please tell me it's not over. I don't want to go back to my normal empty NEET life. For the first time in a long time I feel alive

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Just a reminder that this thread is full of shills and not worth sticking around in. The end of the first wave is just that - the first wave.

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this means the end of humanity or what?

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Real question, when China started going back up, was it because they relaxed their lockdown?

He also has a full fetish folder of people licking boots so get ready for that.

it has literally only just begun

We already have a vaccine or they just said it in case one appears?

>half of the world's population under lockdown

LOOK IT STOPPED! THE VIRUS IS GONE SPAIN RAN OUT OF PEOPLE TO DIE LELELELEL

kys kike

yee. and your balls still won't work

Not gonna lie, it was fun but i want to go back to my normal life.The perspective of a shit economy and no more events for a full year is not an exciting happening

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 349,885 (10,327) Spain 135,032 (13,169) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 101,089 (1,612) France 92,839 (8,078) China 81,708 (3,331) Iran 60,500 (3,739) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 27,069 (574) Switzerland 21,652 (734) Belgium 20,814 (1,632) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 15,853 (293) Austria 12,267 (220) Portugal 11,730 (311) Brazil 11,516 (506) South Korea 10,284 (186) Israel 8,611 (56) Sweden 7,206 (477) Russia 6,343 (47) Australia 5,795 (41) Norway 5,760 (74) Ireland 4,994 (158) Chile 4,815 (37) Czech Republic 4,735 (78) India 4,693 (129) Denmark 4,681 (187) Poland 4,413 (107) Romania 4,057 (168) Malaysia 3,793 (62) Pakistan 3,662 (52) Philippines 3,660 (163) Japan 3,654 (85) Ecuador 3,646 (180) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,523 (38) Indonesia 2,491 (209) Peru 2,281 (83) Thailand 2,220 (26) Serbia 2,200 (58) Finland 2,176 (27) Mexico 2,143 (94) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Panama 1,988 (54) Qatar 1,832 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +13,212 (+711) Spain +3,386 (+528) Italy +3,599 (+636) Germany +966 (+28) China +39 (+2) Iran +2,274 (+136) United Kingdom +3,802 (+439) Switzerland +552 (+19) Belgium +1,123 (+185) Netherlands +952 (+101) Canada +341 (+13) Austria +216 (+16) Portugal +452 (+16) Brazil +262 (+20) South Korea +47 (+3) Israel +181 (+7) Sweden +376 (+76) Russia +954 (+2) Australia +45 (+4) Norway +73 (+3) Chile +344 (+3) Czech Republic +148 (+11) India +404 (+11) Denmark +312 (+8) Poland +311 (+13) Romania +193 (+17) Malaysia +131 (+1) Pakistan +505 (+5) Philippines +414 (+11) Luxembourg +39 (+5) Saudi Arabia +121 (+4) Indonesia +218 (+11) Thailand +51 (+3) Serbia +292 (+7) Mexico +253 (+15) United Arab Emirates +277 (+1) Panama +187 (+8) Dominican Republic +83 (+4) Greece +20 (+6) Iceland +76 (+2) Argentina (+2) Algeria +103 (+21) Ukraine +11 (+1) Croatia +40 (+1) Morocco +92 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Fuck off normie.

When I was 15 I went on a road trip with my family, for 8 days in a row I spent 6 hours in a car. All this constant travel caused severe constipation that resulted in a hospital trip after not pooing for 8 days. I was in so much pain I couldn't even walk.

After being given the strongest laxatives possible, I finally did a 2kg poo. It hurt so badly i cried. I always thought that was the biggest amount of shit to ever leave someone until I read this nothing burger general.

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why is that commie rag publishing that?

Wojak comics are the rage comics of 2020, how long until normies run them into the ground?

someones trying to be competitive

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Right when I was starting to enjoy the quarantine it turns out to be the flu...

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Not likely. Some see a return to local small self-sufficient communities, and less globalism. I like this idea but I find it unrealistic. I think goalposts will shift and we'll just accept the idea that anyone past age 60 or so has a higher yearly risk of death.

Didn't they barely even relax the lockdown?
Then they shut down movie theaters, got riots, etc.

wants are a thing of the past now

I think we should open things up and let corona chan take her toll. Let nature do it's thing

In a bar certified coffin
The dead need lawyers badly user

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That is rhetoric the CCP is going to push, it has to since it discharged patients who were still sick to boost it's recovery rate.

what the fuck is Tedros talking about, the hangover colonial mentality? muh niggers?

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I'll let Kogler answer this one
"numbers are low why bother,THEY ARE LOW BECAUSE OF THE RESTRICTIONS"

" The evolutionary dynamics of SARS-CoV-2
spread is unveiling an unprecedented amount of information, essential to make policy decisions.
The whole of humanity is threatened by the current pandemic, and policy makers need to adjust
their mitigation measures while the pandemic itself is developing."

They make a good point,mitigatin is the best course because the pandemy is still developing and not trutly fixed itself

Cute

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Be real with me. Are things gonna go back to normal or is this gonna be a weird new normal

kekus

cute

6 hours is the longest you've had to sit in car/plane/train?

1) There are outbreaks outbreak in places that are warm.
2) Many Nordic countries have contained the outbreak to a much greater degree and there is barely any spring compared to Spain. It snowed two days ago.

>For now, there is NO evidence that recovered people can actually get reinfected.
South Korea literally just reported this as false: they have people who were cleared now positive and showing symptoms again. The evidence that claims the opposite is a fucking monkey experiment.

Ivermectin kills it within 48 hours. It is listed as a critical drug, has mass production already in place due to its heavy use in livestock, and is already FDA-approved for use in humans. Corona BTFO

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update for italy

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Isn't the CCP, tho.
Something it's going on South Korea.

>Jung Eun-kyeong (South Korean Infectious disease and public health, Director of KCDC, Korea Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) says: It's positive again, so I think it's REACTIVATION rather than reinfection

translate.google.com.ar/translate?sl=ko&tl=en&u=https://www.yna.co.kr/view/AKR20200406118600053?input=tw

We don't know yet. Could be eradicated, could be seasonal (new normal), could be uncontrolled (strong new normal). Or the more out there predictions that's it's a very long prodromal virus that gets worse in stages over a year or more - leading to almost total extinction.

about as fast as schizo, flat earth, fundamentalist christcucks hijacked the npc meme.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+5.51%) Germany (+5.95%) France (+5.31%) United Kingdom (+3.71%) Italy (+5.63%) Switzerland (+3.14%) Spain (+4.19%) Austria (+3.73%) Poland (+4.05%) Netherlands (+4.76%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+2.93%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+7.89%) Japan (+5.96%) Hong Kong (+3.82%) China (+2.68%) Australia (+4.59%) Singapore (+4.93%) India (+3.94%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+4.77%) South Africa (+4.35%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-89%) Rome (-76%) Milan (-73%) Berlin (-32%) Munich (-61%) Brussels (-70%) Paris (-87%) Madrid (-80%) Barcelona (-78%) London (-73%) Johannesburg (-57%) Sao Paulo (-75%) Buenos Aires (-61%) New York (-87%) Washington (-77%) Miami (-58%) Toronto (-76%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-76%) Los Angeles (-73%) Seattle (-87%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>just a 6 hour car drive

D A I L Y R E M I N D E R
by definition to be in quarantine you must either be ill or have been in direct contact with someone who is. Otherwise you are on house arrest.
W A K E U P F A G G O T S

Corona virus is just a covering to prep for this incoming shitshow.
So it all of the tunnel stuff that has the Q-tards triggered.

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Same
Fucking clown world left me traumatized enough already, please dont let me go back into that shithole
SAVE US CORONA-CHAN, YOU CAN DO IT!

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if its reactiviation then its airbone aids for sure

I'm curious to see if we get severe outbreaks in places like Bombay and Manila. Crowded and dirtier cities with poor access to quality healthcare for most people.

It’s already over. Nothingburger confirmed. twitter.com/alexberenson/status/1247197318887112704?s=21

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Is it really over?
Did the Nothingburgerbros win?

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>I think goalposts will shift and we'll just accept the idea that anyone past age 60 or so has a higher yearly risk of death.
Younger people will accept that, but boomers will not.

Also note: a monkey study that reinjected the monkey with the EXACT SAME strain. Not one of the other 3000 circulating now.

so then go lick a doorknob and join boris in the icu

randomly based

They won't have to.

That is a story from a CCP cum rag

Hopefully It’s not over yet.

100000 dead by next Monday?

see
Maybe they're not reinfected, they weren't cured at all.

Whatever. Don't forget to go to work so you can earn tax money for Israel. Worthless slave

It's the inverted dead cat bounce. Things are going down short term, and will probably swing back up again when travel and borders re-open, or if the "reactivation" happens to the same scale as we saw in China/Korea.

I really don't understand nothingburgers like these guy

This virus has forced billions of people to stay at home, people to distance from eachother in public, it has crashed the global economy sending it back several years and still we have 2 million cases WITH all the countermeasures in place and no vaccine in sight

The only reason why it's not anally raping us yet is because we are not letting it do that. I just fucking hate Twitter sometimes it's like the less people seem to know about a certain subject the more vocal they are about it

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lol theyve already lost
the only thing we are seeing now is how big of a happening this will get

>muh virus not real because i cba to change my life at all for anything
This stupid boomer is the most selfish, narcissicist and cowardly piece of shit on the dissident right.

It still seems like it spreads more slowly in warm climates and that can drastically reduce or increase the severity of outbreaks based on season and area. Note that most of the large outbreaks have been in a similar climate belt (Italy, Wuhan, NY) and its spread much more slowly through the poor hygiene, poor, hot countries like India and the PH than expected.

>Helping nephew with high school math, physics and chemistry
>Boosting his knowledge and he’s getting nothing but straight A’s
>Telling him what to do and not to do in terms of life
>See him with pretty hs gf, good part time job, getting a high GPA along with football that I taught him growing up

>tfw no one was there to give you any help growing up
>you learned everything through pain
>you need to grind through everything in order to boost your younger family generations

Feels good but painful at the same time lads

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>SK rules in after hearing about reinfection
Based and fuck society pilled

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fagvot didn't address the issue. Is it because faggots can't speak English?

>When the goyim want to know
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
>When goyim ask is it so?
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
>When they step out of line
>or need to be reminded
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
SHUUUUT IT DOWWWWWWWWWOWWAAWWON!!!

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no.
that doesn't even make sense.
the original use of the word pertained to ships being forced to anchor in the harbor for 40 days prior to docking to prevent the spread of the disease.
it didn't matter whether or not they were sick.

I see it went well for burgers having private clinics instead of nation-funded ones.
Also, congrats to 1st world countries, for not giving a shit about basic sanitary during pandemic.

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>"your work is the most blessed one"
"your work is the most blessed one"
>"your work is the most blessed one"
"your work is the most blessed one"

still waiting for you to kiss my ass Tedros

would ammonia kill the rona?

Could be asymptomatic false negatives on the tests actually getting it for the first time. The tests we've been using are basically dog shit.

Hopefully

Never underestimate the general stupidity of people as a group. You are at Yas Forums. You know this already.

Sorry the information you point to reads to possible faulty testing, remember China is still having people (who tested positive) under quarantine take 2 tests 24hrs apart showing negative for them to get out.

When? In two more weeks? Again?

CVG arriving again. Fresh and warm almost as if someone's being payed to generate it

boomers will keep us under lockdown and do what they must for self-preservation.

why are boomers so obsessed with the economy?

And he'll take it for granted and not be as rigorous with his own family, and the cycle will begin again.

REEEEEEEE

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Yurop isn:t doing so hot with their commie medcine either, now are they, Pawel?

Well first he's a Jew, but second people around the world are coping by denying it all. I imagine other civilizations must have fallen in a similar manner.

what did he mean by this

Hospitals lying

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Thats what brainwashed people have in their life, slaves of economy

The nothingburger is basically a meme at this point. For the first time in a long time it’s an actual honest to goodness HAPPENING and now people are larping that it’s a nothingburger

holy shit Tedros is the faggiest fucking communist nigger on the planet

>when will I be convinced? Two weeks?
No sadly, your brain damage is permanent

Empty hospitals

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No true joy without pain user, you've managed to lift up your nephew because of your own suffering. Thats pretty fucking good of you. Could have easily become a depressed drug addict from your suffering, but instead you turned it into a helpful impulse toward family.

Maybe this could be more likely to shit 3rd world countries having old shit data? And dont get me started on China.

WHO recap: all we hear is Tedros n'Gaga

>Intro-WN
all society needed
welcome LADY GAGA&Evans
WHO working with Lady Gaga and GC
>Lady Gaga
ty for the colab
pls gib to solidarity fund
we donate PPE
Tedros and Gaga love africa
thanks "WHORE...I-I MEAN WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION"
>Hugh Evans
pls help poor ppl
ONE WORLD TOGETHER AT HOME
concert on the 18th
>Intro2-WN
some countries recommend masks to prevent spread
concearned that mass use leads to more shortage for hc-worker
WHO evaluating masks,new guidelines today
CONSIDER MASKS IF YOU CAN'T WASH HANDS
less than 100 days ago WHO was notified of Corona
tests accelerating
thanks Costa Rica
help poor countries pls
DRC HC facing Ebola,Corona&Bullets
tomorrow WHO-birthday

Q&A
>Religious gatherings/violence against HCw in India?
unacceptable,see them as heros
working with religious leaders
guidelines for ramadan incoming-WB
>Asymptomatic&r0?
most transmission happens symptomatic
"little bit unwell" counts as symptomatic too
we don't believe asymptomatic to be major driver
certainly missing people-G
"I would never contradict my good friend Fauci,such an eloquent man"
dose of infections might influence how sick you get-WB
>studies?
prophilaxis studie underway as part of solidarity trial
post exposure prophilaxis NO STUDIES ONGOING-WB
many studies ongoing-G
>relaxing lockdowns?
Lockdowns effective but must be followed by t&t to prevent another wave
needs step-by-step approach rather than opening everything at once
look at doubling rate,beds available,positive sample rate
have everything ready in case it flares up again-WB
>Vaccines?
in development-G
africa will NOT be a testing ground for vaccines
the colonial hangover mentality HAS TO STOP-WN
>Africa?
doing well so far
they have not suffered the worst SO FAR-WB
"Thank you my brotha from Nigeria"
WHO working closely with africa-WN
>China&HCW?-Q for tedros from china)
"your work is the most blessed one"
thanks China-WN

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CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

checked and based

just because people are staying home doesn't mean it's some doomsday virus. china hasn't collapsed yet. multiple countries in asia have already beaten the virus. the virus has peaked in italy and spain. what more evidence do you need that it's simply not that bad?

You mean congrats to the third world for not testing or even giving a shit when people get sick and die?

Faked stats

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Imagine being cucked out from a birb. Now you know how the Aussies constantly feel.

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muh stonks
muh 401k
muh retirement
muh selling muh family's house so I can move to Florida/Cali and spend my days paying illegal immigrants pennies to take care of my lawn and demographically replace my kids

If they stop the lockdowns numbers will rise again.

>lady gaga
top kek
what a fucking mess the WHO is

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Fake hospitals

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See Project Veritas last video.

wow u r hotttttttt

myself handsome singh nice to meet you

pls open bob i love u

this is why this whole thing is a nothing burger

checked and blessed

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>only a few infected per country lead to everything know
>it sure will be over because we only have 10k infected left
no

Fake deaths

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Did you read the whole thing?
Some people were completely "cured", show no symptoms and many test came back negative.
A week or more passed and they started to have symptoms and they were positive again.
The CDC director of Korea things the virus get "reactived" i.e. doesn't go away even if it's seems like it did.

>Y-YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SECOND WAVE HITS,THE SNIFFELZ WILL BE BACK!!!!!!!
oh no no no

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No clue too lol

>Vaccine in development

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.01.020594v1.full.pdf

>research claims they dont have enough info to conclude anything about the virus so far

KEK

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Fake tests

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Yeah not in the hot zones. People with minor ailments are staying the fuck away from hospitals right now. We have the same problem in Alberta. My doctor friend is pissed cause he has no work. No work for a doctor during a pandemic lol. That said there's huge stress on the hospital system in areas with large outbreaks.